Chapter Ninety-Nine: Acting in a Play
Dugu Che still didn't have any expression, but he didn't know where he found the mud, wiped it on his handsome face a few times, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, and suddenly looked like an old man from the countryside!
The moment Li Wanxiao saw him, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Why are you dressing up like that...... It's so down-to-earth!"
Except for the word "down-to-earth", she couldn't think of anything else to describe her mood at this time. Dugu Che has always had a cold and arrogant temperament, and the whole person looks like a living son when he goes to that station. But who would have thought that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, he made himself so much, and then reined in the original momentum on his body, and suddenly looked like an ordinary person hidden in the crowd, not at all inconspicuous, if he didn't know his identity, he would have swept away from Wanxiao at such a glance, and it was difficult to notice his existence at all.
"Well, it's okay. Dugu Che looked at himself, then at the clothes on Liwanxiao's body, and said coldly, "His?"
"That's right!" the little girl spun around in place and said happily, "How about it, it's good-looking!"
For a long time, Dugu Che didn't speak!
"It's good if you're happy......"
Jun Wuxian on the side immediately turned his face away and snickered, this man really spoiled his wife, if the two got married in the future, he must be the one who knelt on the washboard.
Li Wanxiao smirked, and suddenly took out a hairband from his waist, "This is what I found from him, your dress is not suitable for a hairpin, I'll help you tie up your hair." ”
Looking at Li Wanxiao's line of sight, Jun Wuxian shook his head and chuckled, Dugu Che, the dress of an old farmer, is indeed not suitable for using hairpins. I saw Li Wanxiao leading him to sit down on the stone, using the hairband in his hand to help him tie all his hair to the top of his head, and then using the hairband to simply wrap it around a few times to fix it, compared to the gentlemanly appearance of the hair scattered before, it has a more working feeling.
"Jun Wuxian, why don't you go and change your clothes?" Taking advantage of Liwan to comb Dugu Che's hair, Mengzi shook the champa in his hand, pinched his throat and said softly.
Suddenly, Jun Wuxian felt goosebumps all over his body fall to the ground, it was too thunderous!
"You, you, you, stay away from me, don't infect me if you are sick. He slapped away the stinky boy's hand in disgust, pouted, and said, "Dressing up doesn't have to make you ugly, as long as you don't look so abrupt." ”
After speaking, Jun Wuxian took out a small bag of things out of nowhere, opened it and poured out the bottles and cans inside, and then smeared it on his face with a surprised expression on Mengzi's face.
After a while, Jun Wuxian's originally handsome and handsome son's face revealed a strong scholarly anger, and after putting on makeup, he took off his coat and turned it over to put it on, the robe turned into a cardigan, and the jade fan opened with a snap, and the image obviously did not change much, but it looked like he had changed from a rich boy to a poor scholar.
"Boy, this is not a spell, you can't learn it anymore, give up. The fan unceremoniously knocked on Xiao Mengzi's head, and the painful boy screamed.
"Alright, alright, you two don't make a fuss. Han Qingbo walked up with a smile, "Even if we people change our identities, it is not easy to pass the test, so let's think about how to take the first step." ”
"Isn't this simple?" Mengzi sat on the rock, shook her head, and said, "Let's just pretend that someone is injured, go to them for help, ask for help, ask for take-in, and make a fuss, the bigger the trouble, the better." ”
"What if people ignore you and cut directly with a knife?" Yin Xiaoran also changed his clothes, his dress was similar to Dugu Che, he was dressed in linen coarse clothes, and he looked like a simple countryman.
Mengzi snorted, "Their skills must not be stronger than ours, at least not much stronger, if they are really cut by a knife, as long as they are secretly resolved, can't they?"
"Is this okay?" Half-Demon Mei couldn't help but smile bitterly, the children's ideas were so simple!
"Otherwise, is there a better way?" Mengzi spread his hands, "Actually, you don't have to worry so much, I will use stealth techniques to hide everyone at a tight moment, believe me, Young Master Ben is very reliable!"
"My master said that you can't do things firmly without hair on your mouth, you kid must not drop the chain at a critical time. Li Wanxiao couldn't help but speak.
Mengzi rolled her eyes, "That's all heresy, you can put a hundred hearts!"
In view of Mengzi's repeated chest patting and assurance, several people decided to go off the beaten path after careful discussion, and try him first, even if they failed, they could learn more about the situation.
Dugu Che didn't say anything about this, he didn't have any special feelings about the garrisons of the Demon Realm, these troops were not complete in his memory, and he didn't remember many of them, so if he really wanted him to give advice, he couldn't say one, two, three, take a step and look at it!
So, the unreliable team set off like this, the plan was indeed a little hasty, but they couldn't stand their own strength, and they were all very capable of fighting, even after Li Wanxiao had the red ring of the half-demon plum, self-protection was not a problem, so everyone was not worried.
"Help!!Help!"
A heart-rending cry of pain came from a distance, and the soldiers of the garrison who were patrolling immediately stopped and were on full alert.
Xiao Mengzi, who was wearing a flower skirt, rushed over here with a rolling belt, covered in blood red, even his head was broken, and tears and snot were wiped everywhere.
"Master Jun, help! Our family was hunted down and killed, Master Jun helped us!"
Falling down in front of the soldiers with a plop, a small face crying pear blossom with rain. Li Wanxiao, who came from behind, secretly said that this kid's acting skills are okay, it's a waste of talent not to sing!
The soldiers of the garrison were very cautious, and when they saw the six people running behind them, they all looked very embarrassed, including men and women, peasant men and scholars.
"Who are you!" the soldiers immediately drew their sabers, as if facing a great enemy, and the leading soldier shouted even more vigorously.
Jun Wuxian, who ran over first, hurriedly took a gesture to help Mengzi, who was "covered in injuries", and said with a sad face, "Master Jun, our family was occupied by the landlord and driven out, and the bully wanted to rob my sister, and my sister beat her all over the body with injuries if she didn't comply." ”
"Master Jun, you have mercy on us, take us in for one night, just one night!"
"Full of nonsense!" The leading soldier seemed to see through their trick at a glance, and the copper bell glared widely, and he was about to cut it with a swing of his sword!
What have they never seen of these soldiers stationed on the border all year round? This place is deserted, where are the bullies? These people are lying at first glance.
Seeing that the soldiers didn't believe it at all, the two secretly glanced at each other, and they didn't expect that in addition to their good military force, these people stationed at the border also had surprisingly good brains!
The half-demon Mei who was walking behind saw it, and hurriedly stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and secretly used jiu-jitsu to block the soldier's blade back, and her eyes flashed, "The military master is angry, we just borrow it for one night, and it won't be delayed for too long, if you don't worry about sending someone to watch us." ”
"I've run too far to avoid the bullies, and I can't walk anymore, Master Jun, let's rest for a while, and we'll leave early tomorrow morning." ”
She has been a close confidant of Dugu Che since she was a child, when has one of the eight great generals of the Demon Realm ever whispered to people like this? Hey, it is really feng shui in turns, without the support of the lord, these so-called generals don't even have the confidence to speak, and they have to speak well to the soldiers, it is really sad for those who hear it and those who see it cry!
Perhaps it was the words of the half-demon Mei that played a role, the leading soldier's eyes suddenly flashed, and then he reluctantly withdrew his knife, and said coldly: "You wait here, I'll report it." ”
"Okay, thank you, Master Jun. The half-demon Mei smiled and thanked again and again, but in her heart, she had already scolded the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of this guy who pretended to be ×, and dared to let her be a dignified General Mei and others, she really never died!
Li Wanxiao, who was secretly grabbing the hem of Dugu Che's clothes, lowered his head and pressed back Xiao Youze, who was showing his head from his arms, at this time, it was better for the little guy not to come out and make trouble.
Mengzi is still lying in Jun Wuxian's arms pretending to be weak, and he has no regrets at all about the bloody plot he made up. People don't eat this set at all, they can see through their tricks at a glance, if it weren't for the half-demon Mei coming out to save the scene, they are afraid that they would have already fought with the garrison soldiers at this time.
Jun Wuxian hugged the stinky boy and secretly pinched him a few times, this kid had bad ideas in his head, and he couldn't rely on it at all!
After the leader left, the patrolling soldiers immediately formed a circle to monitor several of them, and whoever dared to act rashly would be killed immediately!
At this time, in the big tent in the army, a slender man was holding a book of the art of war and reading it with relish. Although he was in the barracks, he was not wearing a battle robe, and the loose cloth clothes were lined on his body to make him handsome and calm.
"Report to the marshal, there is a disturbance in front of the camp, and among those people is a little girl with a monster hidden in her arms. ”
The man slowly put down the soldier's book, raised his eyes slightly to look at the soldier, and said lightly: "Monster?"
"Yes, the subordinates only saw a tiny dragon head with horns, which looked very similar to the legendary magic dragon before. ”
Some time ago, they also heard about the magic dragon passing by in the Gobi, because the magic dragon never showed its true body, and its sudden appearance attracted the attention of all forces, Mu Qianluo was the marshal of the army stationed at the border, although there was no way to verify its authenticity, but it also had to be guarded against, after all, it was not far from his jurisdiction, and he could not tolerate the slightest abnormal event, even if it was a legend!
"Can you see clearly?"
The voice as calm as water made the soldier hesitate for a moment, but still said: "The subordinates dare not speak falsely, so they dare to ask the marshal to decide, if it is really a demon dragon, rash action will definitely provoke it, and the subordinates dare not take this risk." ”
This is true, the demon dragon is irritable by nature, and he will not take care of the enemy at all, that is, he has been controlled by the demon lord for a long time, so that he can honestly be used by the demon world, so after thinking about it carefully, Mu Qianluo put down the military book in his hand, got up and said, "Go and see." ”