Chapter 45: Am I a Monkey Secretary?
After dealing with the two mobile phones, the little pet is really a little sleepy!
After all, he has just opened his spiritual intelligence, although he has lived for three thousand years, but in terms of IQ and energy......
It's still a child.
The little pet stood up and saw Lin Fan, who was already eating rice like a chicken......
It's really a foodie, such an important practical class, you can actually sleep?
Who gave you the confidence to practice sleeping in class?
"Lin Fan!" the little pet shouted.
Lin Fan: "Ahhh...... Subdue demons and subdue demons, and the big array is opened!"
The little pet is really too lazy to make a fire, and if he competes with Lin Fan, he will be constipated for a long time.
I really don't want to be constipated for 500 years!
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"Okay, Lin Fan, go learn a new lesson again, and then rest on your own. ”
"Besides, it's almost a month now, get ready for the monthly exam, it's okay to review more!"
"Also, let you check the history of this city, how is the investigation, the demonic energy is getting more and more powerful now!"
Well, if you want Lin Fan to be obedient, there is nothing that can't be solved by learning a section of "Analysis of Demon Suppression Talismans" or "Detailed Notes on the Demon Elimination Array Collection".
Lin Fan: I went away, and I was much more sober in an instant.
Why do I have so many things......
Study, practice, monthly exams, teaching, lesson preparation, as well as exam papers, homework judgment......
The most important thing is to meet Teacher Liu Ning's parents this weekend.
The most headache ...... When Brother Liu asked his parents......
He actually said that his parents ...... In that faraway place!
Moreover, he also said that he would definitely contact his parents......
Why, I didn't want to say that at the time, how did the ghost send the god out, I don't even know hey!
Anyway, the cowhide is blowing a lot.
His parents...... Do you run back to 3,000 years ago, cut out of the cracks of time?
As for the master, hey...... If you don't mention it, it's all tears.
Lin Fan staggered and sat down in front of the table in the living room like a procrastination.
Hey...... Oops, my eyelids...... Why do you sit at this table and open the two-meter-high books...... I'm sleepy!
In the past, when I was preparing for a lesson, I didn't feel this way when I sat here...... Why......
Lin Fan still fell asleep.
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In the dream, Lin Fan didn't know where he came again, black.
Also, these creatures around you...... What a strange ha!
The main thing is, how is it messy here? The table is missing arms, and the chairs are missing legs.
On closer inspection, it looks like a large hall...... The one who was messing around in the main hall......
The one I saw in my last dream...... King?
There is also a ...... with a crown on the side Strange creatures?
Obediently, "Journey to the West"?The rhythm of Sun Dasheng's havoc in the Hades Palace......
Haha, it's a good show, are there any melons?
King: "Hades, I have crossed out the names of the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain one by one, but there is still a problem!"
Hades: "You say...... You say......"
Great King: "My Elder Bai of Huaguo Mountain has already come to the underworld to report before I was invited by you. ”
"Now my children and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain are all in the rhythm of longevity and Tianqi, but it's a pity for Elder Bai. ”
"You are like this, let him go to the immortal path when he is reincarnated in the six realms, this is no problem!"
"I really can't do it, I'll do it myself?"
Hades: "No need, no need, I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself!"
"But if you want to become an immortal, after reincarnation, your cultivation will depend on yourself, and this won't help!"
King: "You want to take care of this?"
Hades: "No matter how much you dare, no matter how much you dare..... no, you don't dare to care......"
Uh, the tongue is knotted!
Hades continued: "I'll do it now, I'll do it now, work on the spot!"
"Come on...... Look where Bai Chang of Huaguo Mountain is now?"
There is a small errand: "I've been reporting for some time, and I'm doing chores now, because he didn't get a drop of water before he died, so he basically starved to death, and he plans to send it to the Hungry Ghost Road!"
Hades: "It's nonsense, now send it to the Immortal ...... immediately"
Then Lin Fan felt that something in his hand had been taken away, it turned out to be a kitchen knife, a wok, a broom, a dustpan, etc.!
When I looked down again, I was gone, and I was undressed......
Not to mention, there is a layer of white hair all over the body?
I'm actually Elder Bai of Huaguo Mountain?
Is it my Elder Bai who starved to death in Huaguo Mountain?
Fortunately, the king still remembers me, and after crossing out the names of so many monkeys in the "Book of Life and Death", he can still remember me!
Great King: "Hey—since Elder Bai died, the food in this Huaguo Mountain has really gotten worse and worse!"
Lin Fan: What? I'm in Huaguo Mountain...... Is it the Secretary General?
And then, the cooks starved to death? Is that funny?
Also, I don't have anything to eat now, so am I about to be reincarnated?
Don't wow, I'm going to go when I'm full!
King: "I hope we can meet in the fairy world, and when the time comes, we can still eat the food you cooked......"
"By the way, Hades, don't let Meng Meinu pour him ecstasy soup!"
Hades' eyes glared: "Damn, what's the difference!!!!!?"
The one in front of us, we really can't afford to mess with it!
Yin Cha: "I've drunk it!"
King: "Shenma?"
And then, crackling...... Ding-woo ...... Splinters......
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Lin Fan actually woke up - uh, Harazi actually flowed all over the ground.
What, being a monkey is a starving monkey, being a ghost is a starving ghost, reincarnated, or a hungry soul!
From death to life, I haven't eaten a full meal!
Lin Fan understood, why Elder Bai drank Ecstasy Soup—he must be too hungry!
That must be unstoppable!
Yes, it's Elder Bai, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me! I refuse, I doubt, I don't believe!
It's just a dream!
If you don't learn, wipe the harazi on this table, and break your sleep!
This dream is so emotional, I'm so handsome, how can it be a monkey!
I haven't dreamed for 3,000 years, and now I am told that I am a monkey, or the secretary of the monkey who was starved to death?
What a heavenly joke.
If I were really an elder under Sun Dasheng, would the master be so faceless, let me raise a fox to play?
It's not logical at all!
However, at this time, Lin Fan opened the circle of friends on his mobile phone and started the normal flashing activity before going to bed.
There is a news update in the circle of friends: A well-known cross talk actor, who turned out to be a famous cross talk artist, once raised elephants in the zoo......
Moreover, the breeding effect at that time was very obvious, the elephant lost weight, he gained weight.
Lin Fan sat up suddenly: "I'll go, it turns out, it's logical, hey!"
Raise elephants after famous families, and raise foxes after the great sage elders!
The elephant lost weight, he gained weight first!
The fox is hungry, I'll eat first!
If there is any similarity, is it purely a coincidence? Who said this, is it so unreliable?
Well, as a Taoist who has practiced in the Immortal Mountain for three thousand years, Lin Fan knows that some dreams have to be believed, and some people have to hate!
I...... Is it really the reincarnation of the monkey?
Otherwise, why do I always feel hungry duck feeding!