Chapter 92: It's Okay, I Didn't Wake Up!
That's why those monkey cubs have the qualifications to go to heaven, this thing, in the end, makes people envious, jealous and hateful!
I really thought that I could become an immortal by drawing my name in the Hades Palace, that would be an immortal body at most!
And there is also a risk, if one day this immortal body is broken and broken, you won't be able to go to the underworld!
Why didn't the Monkey King think too much about eating a few of our sworn brothers and sisters and eating a few other immortals and eating the leftover peaches?
Belch...... However, we don't count his sworn brothers and sisters!
Although we really don't dislike it, hey!
That's why I went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea!
After all, in the Huaguo Mountain area, the one who can go to the Heavenly Court to carry out activities is the Dragon King of the East China Sea! As for the Monkey King and the Peng Demon King, these two who have no conscience can't be counted on at all.
Of course, this time King Xuanwu went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and he also made a bloody investment, and contributed all the collections he had collected as a demon for so many years!
The Dragon King of the East China Sea also thinks that this Xuanwu King can be regarded as a manufacturable material, after all, there are not many demons with such eyes now!
Therefore, he also gave a small "Letter of Appointment", and named King Xuanwu as the water god in the northern region of Huaguo Mountain.
Don't underestimate this little "Letter of Appointment", this is issued by the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea!
The Dragon King of the East China Sea is the head of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and he is the representative of the Jade Emperor to manage the sea areas of the world, and he is himself a rank of heavenly immortals, but he belongs to the dispatching agency!
Moreover, it is still the kind that has the right to appoint and dismiss personnel independently!
Therefore, this "Letter of Appointment" comes with the will of Heavenly Court, that is to say, it is basically recognized by Heavenly Court!
Therefore, King Xuanwu is also very happy! At least, there is no need for lightning strikes.
But the happiness comes too quickly and too exciting, and the disappointment comes more and more intense!
Isn't this the "Letter of Appointment" just arrived, and Huaguo Mountain disappeared? That's it!
Then the Xuanwu King of Kubi returned to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea again, crying and telling what happened to him!
The Dragon King of the East China Sea is also embarrassed, saying that you are like this, you will do chores in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea now, and then where is the water god, you will make a cameo for a while!
When there is a fixed vacancy, you go again!
As a result, this miscellaneous situation is the situation of a thousand years! Until one time later, when I came out to wander around with nothing to do, I actually saw Huaguo Mountain reappearing!
Isn't this a hurry to report to the Dragon King of the East China Sea again! Say it's the Dragon King, you see Huaguo Mountain has appeared again, I can go back, don't wait for the vacancy!
The Dragon King also thinks that it is, this gift has been received for more than a thousand years, let him go back quickly!
As soon as I came back, something happened!
Huaguoshan doesn't know when a black boy came, and this Huaguoshan area was made into a miasma!
I was confused all day long, and people even hit the door, the demonic energy of the black boy was too strong, and King Xuanwu was finally beaten away by others!
This time, I don't have the face to go back to the East China Sea to talk about this! After all, the East China Sea Dragon Palace is not opened by our own family, and we are not the second generation of dragons!
So, just come back every once in a while and take a sneak peek.
Once I came back secretly, I happened to see a large number of heavenly soldiers fighting with this black boy in the future!
In the end, this black boy seems to have been accepted by Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Huihai!
And then from then on, I started the promising profession of water god with peace of mind!
But after working for so long, my confidence is getting less and less, and I thought I would have a chance to get a peach. Only now do I realize that it is simply wishful thinking!
I heard that the yield of peaches in Heavenly Court is getting lower and lower now, but there are more and more immortals, and the amount of the Dragon King of the East China Sea has been deducted!
Therefore, this road is completely impassable!
But after all, he is a little stronger than those demon kings, and after the earth moved, there was no news at all!
So I eat and wait for death every day to be a little water god!
This is not energetic, the enthusiasm for work is naturally relatively low, and the Huaguoshan area is now more and more developed industry, agriculture is becoming more and more weak, as for the wind is not in tune, the rain is smooth, it doesn't matter!
And every year the god of water is sacrificed, and the people of the world seem to be coping with errands.
I am also relieved to collect and worship every year, and change my mobile phone or something!
As for the rest, I don't dare to think about it.
Don't you see? Now that the times have changed, there is not even a little brother under him! Look at how miserable the mess is!
When you're really bored, it's raining and windy!
After all, you can't look at your phone every day!
Hearing this, the little pet nodded: "Then why do you agree to be with us now!"
That's right, this kind of mixed eating and waiting for death days is even more comfortable than the gods!
You don't have to be struck by lightning in your cultivation, you don't have to cook by yourself, and you don't have to buy your own mobile phone, how good is it?
Black Pearl: "Demon King, a big demon who doesn't want to be a fairy, not a good monster!"
"Now that you have appeared, the Demon King, and the four spirit beasts have also gathered, it is obvious that there is a rhythm of something big to happen!"
"I think this must be a big chance! So, I've decided to hang out with you!"
"And thousands of years ago, the demon kings of the entire Huaguo Mountain region were all respected by you, I have no reason not to mess with you!"
Little Spoiling: "Hmm...... Seems to make a lot of sense, hey!"
However, can I be this "demon king" with peace of mind?
After all, I now look like I'm just a first-grader hey!
When you say this, are you suspected of abducting children?
But...... Whatever, I now think that having a superpowered phone is the most important thing!
As for whether the demon king is a demon king or not, I think - it doesn't matter!
But at the same time, the little pet was in trouble again: "Oh, Black Pearl, I actually want to release you too, but if I release you, my phone screen will not land!"
Black Pearl: "It's okay, I'll just stay here, I see that these demon kings are also attached to the parts of the mobile phone, and they are not really transformed!"
"So, the phone screen is my home, I love my home!"
"All you need to do is leave the door open and don't lock it!"
The little pet quacked: "Okay, I'll remove the enchantment on the screen now!"
Well, three times five divided by two, and it's solved!
It's just Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, even if you don't have to return my mobile phone...... Can you return the SIM card to me?"
Well, anyway, there is a mobile phone that Dong Ershao gave away for free at home!
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!
The little pet thought for a while: "I'll give it to you when I get home, now this phone belongs to me!"
Then he put it in his schoolbag very neatly, and let Tiger Girl, Qianxun Dragon and Xiao Zhu Zhu also return to their places!
Yes, it's finally time to get together, you guys have a lot of fun in your school bags!
I still have a matter that Wang Zhangbiao hasn't solved!
Then Xiao Pet and Lin Fan continued to return to Wang Zhangbiao's home......
It's just that along the way, Lin Fan's eyes barely left Senior Sister Bai's schoolbag...... My phone is in the hey!
When I arrived at Wang Zhangbiao's house, I saw that Wang Zhangen's father and teacher Liu Ning were still waiting in place, of course, Wang Zhangbiao was already lying quietly on the bed at this time, but his face looked a little pale!
Little spoiling: "It's okay, I didn't wake up!"