Chapter 33: Trolls Fight Again!
The two trolls are one sentence to me, you come and go, and in the end, An Fei is a step ahead.
"I think you and I are also the strongest in the language world, Uncle Ben will let you go"
An Fei waved his hand and said magnificently.
"Bold Huangkou Xiaoer, your grandfather and I are just a bad move, where can I use you to let me?"
The big white goose looked proud, obviously dissatisfied with the result just now.
"Oh, how do you want to compare?
Anfei looked disdainful, saying that he could win with one hand.
Anfei: Anyway, it also relies on the mouth < ( Μ c Μ)yβΞΎ
"It's really funny! This god is not weaker than others in his life!"
The big white goose suddenly looked back, leaving only a domineering back, looking very forceful.
"That's good! Since you're so stubborn, then I'm going to have a problem!"
When An Fei saw it in the cup, he took the lead first.
"Stop!"
The big white goose reached out to An Fei with righteousness and awe, causing An Fei to be stunned for a moment, not knowing what it was going to do.
"Although the Self-Venerable disdains the crooked ways of the evil sect, but last time you took the lead, for the sake of fairness, let the Divine Venerable come first!"
Looking at the righteous and awe-inspiring appearance of this big white goose, An Fei pursed his lips disdainfully, and scolded in his heart: I am ashamed of myself to be so righteous and awe-inspiring that I can even say shamelessly.
The big white goose saw An Fei's pouting expression, but he didn't pay attention to it at all, and said: "Since I came first, then I will choose the weakest one of this god first, and give your young man a chance, so as not to say that I am bullying you little boy!"
Looking at the big white goose caressing his chin, he knew at a glance that he wanted to touch his beard, but he didn't.
"What do you want to compare? You Fei Ye is not afraid!"
An Fei patted his chest and said coaxingly.
The big white goose smiled disdainfully, and said in an inaudible voice, "Young!"
"This god is in the background of you little brat!!"
Background? How can this be compared? An Fei is nothing!
An Fei didn't respond, so he first observed how the other party answered.
"Since you don't speak, this god will agree to you!hahaha!"
Big White Goose: Little Sun Thief!Can You Win Me!β|'Oβ²|β
"This god has soared above the nine heavens! Dancing with the divine phoenix!
The big white goose looked proud, looked at An Fei, and said lightly, looking domineering.
"Haha............ha
An Fei laughed directly, and then covered his mouth to stop laughing, but it had no effect.
"What do you mean, you don't believe what this deity says?"
Looking at An Fei, who was laughing non-stop, the big white goose had three black lines on his head, and asked with an angry temperament.
"I'm sorry, I'm professionally trained! No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh. Unless I can't help it!poofhaha......"
An Fei looked apologetic at first, but as he spoke, a smile surged to his face again, and he burst out with a smile.
"You're deceiving people so much! I've put up with you for a long time!"
The big white goose fluttered its wings angrily.
Seeing the big white goose's serious expression, An Fei cleared his throat and straightened up.
An Fei thought to himself: "This stupid hanger is going to play acting with Grandpa Fei and me! When I was in college, I was known as an actor!"
"Oh, Daoyou once danced with the Divine Phoenix, and exchanged glasses with the Divine King?"
An Fei asked rhetorically, and then saw the confident expression of the big white goose, and An Fei couldn't help but have a black line on his forehead.
An Fei thought to himself: "This Sun thief's acting skills are okay! He really deceived himself! This is the highest level of acting! If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!"
"I am the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor!
Anfei deliberately lowered his voice to make his voice more historical.
"Sun thief! Your grandfather didn't joke with you! Don't make it up with me!"
The big white goose saw that An Fei was bragging there, and immediately scolded.
If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!
An Fei didn't pay attention to its scolding, but continued to lower his voice, his eyes became lonely, and he said slowly: "I think back then, I and the Yutuo Immortal King were friends of life and death, and the two of us guarded the emperor pass to defend the world!"
The big white goose pursed his lips disdainfully, and thought, "Pretend! Continue to pretend to Lao Tzu! I want to see how you brag!"
Seeing the big white goose pouting, An Fei didn't care at all, his eyes began to contain tears, and his feelings began to brew, faintly with some crying, and roared: "Yoda! Do you know how much I hate you! Why did you use that reincarnation rune paper to reincarnate for me? Do you know that I left you alone in that desolate emperor's pass, and my heart will suffer like fire every moment!"
Looking at An Fei's painful roar, the big white goose's eyes gradually began to change, but it was still definitely that he was bragging.
Seeing the change in the eyes of the big white goose, An Fei sneered in his heart, but his appearance was still extremely sad, and he slowly said An Lan's famous sentence: "The top of the immortals, proud of the world, with me An Lan there will be a sky!"
When he said this, the big white goose on the side was shocked, obviously frightened.
This is what An Fei wanted, paced a few steps forward, and continued: "Those who recite my real name will see eternal life in reincarnation!"
"Even if I carry the abyss on my back and need one hand to hold the Primordial Imperial City, I am as invincible as the world!"
"Chifeng spear, immortal shield, kill the immortal king and destroy the nine heavens!"
After a few words, the eyes of the big white goose obviously changed a lot, and the wings that were constantly fluttering began to become nowhere to place, and the two little feet also began to become nowhere to place.
An Fei used the vicissitudes of life to look back slowly, and the eyes full of stories glanced at the big white goose, which made the big white goose tremble instantly, and hurriedly took a few steps back, obviously becoming jealous of An Fei.
"Do you have any objections to my background?"
It seemed like an ordinary sentence, but the big white goose was so scared that he didn't dare to say a word, and shook his head vigorously.
"Then in that case, what else do you have to add?"
In fact, the big white goose wanted to say it, but An Fei's few pretending words made the big white goose feel that the background he wanted to say was simply a mayfly shaking the tree, and he was a little overwhelmed.
Seeing the twisted appearance of the big white goose, An Fei held back a smile in his heart, and thought: "Didn't you pretend to be forced just now! This will be bluffed by Lao Tzu!"
"I don't know what era the Immortal King is in, why have I never heard of you in history!"
The big white goose asked cautiously, very respectful to An Fei.
"Ahem...... , this Immortal King is in the Immortal Ancient Era!"
"Immortal Ancient Era?"
The big white goose scratched his scalp with great effort, as if he was seriously reminiscing.
An Fei looked at its serious appearance and wanted to laugh, it wouldn't really think about the Immortal Gu Era!
"No matter how young you think about it, you can't think of what time period the Immortal Gu Era was?"
The big white goose asked An Fei respectfully, his eyes were very sincere, and it seemed that he really wanted to know.
An Fei looked into the distance with lonely eyes, and said slowly in that pretending vicissitudes of life: "The first year of the Immortal Gu ......"
As he spoke, he lost his voice, and let the big white goose gently wake up An Fei: "An Xianwang, what's wrong with you?"
An Fei smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said, "Old! Old! As he spoke, he recalled his youth!
Hearing that An Fei was going to talk about the Immortal Gu Era, the big white goose immediately straightened up, pricked up his ears, and looked very focused.
"In the Immortal Ancient Era, the darkness is moving. Chaos erupts! The world of heaven and earth has fallen into the .................. of doom"
An Fei's blow lasted for a whole hour, which involved a bunch of people, and the big white goose who listened to it was stunned.
"Immortal King An! This Emperor of the Desolate Heaven is so bold! For the sake of my realm, he actually cut off the eternal eons with a sword! We must follow him to conquer the heavens!"
The big white goose had a longing in his eyes, obviously immersed in the dream that An Fei weaved.
An Fei couldn't bear to deceive the big white goose when he saw the cute appearance, and said softly: "Actually, what I said just now was made up." β
The big white goose's smile was a little stiff, and said, "King An Xian, you really know how to laugh, what you said is so flesh and blood, how can it be made up?"
"It's really made up, I didn't lie to you!"
Looking at An Fei's sincere face, the big white goose shook his head vigorously, obviously not believing what he said.
"Believe it or not!"
An Fei shrugged helplessly and pouted.
Seeing An Fei's cheap appearance, the big white goose's mind was like being struck by lightning, and for a moment, his mind was completely blank.
"How is that possible? Your vicissitudes of life are also fake?"
An Fei nodded.
"Your immortal peak, proud of the world, with me Anlan there will be a sky!
Anfei continued to nod.
"Even if I carry the abyss on my back and need one hand to support the Primordial Imperial City, I am as invincible in the world as Anlan!
Anfei still nodded.
The big white goose took a few steps back, its face was pale at this time, and it felt that its outlook on life had collapsed!
It still can't believe that everything it longed for was fake.
It condensed the last of its strength, and said with a trembling body: "The Emperor of the Desolate Heaven is also fake? The pride of that sword to break the eternity is also fake! The Immortal Gu Era is also fake! All of this is fake?"
Seriously, Anfei couldn't bear to see it, but he still told it the truth: "Everything I said is fiction!"
"Poof!!"
The big white goose immediately recurred from internal injuries, spurted blood from his mouth, and was almost killed by An Fei!
"Nima! Labor and management are fighting with you grandson thief!"
The big white goose was still in awe of An Fei at this time, and he was going to go up and fight with An Fei.
An Fei stepped on the Nine Palaces Bagua Step to dodge, but to no avail several times, the big white goose panted and scolded: "Sun thief, why are your steps so weird!"
"Dog, you're pretty good at that footwork!"
Hearing An Fei's praise, the big white goose looked arrogant, and said, "That's it, don't you look at your grandfather and I can be mortal skills!"
An Fei: "A few mom ducks talk so impulsively!"
Big White Goose: "Nima, dare to scold me, your mother broke your brain when she gave you a fart and broke you out!"
An Fei: "You are a clam on the highway ------ - stunned camouflage little jeep!, why do you have such onions on your three acres of land----- what kind of garlic are you pretending!!"
Big White Goose: ".................."
Anfei: ".................."
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(To be continued...... οΌ