Lin Meng felt very lonely.

Why, why did Senior Ni say such hurtful things?

Am I ugly?

Ben Gongzi just finished peeing last night and took a picture of himself, although he is not particularly handsome, but he is also handsome.

"Alas!"

Ni Qusi sighed with relief, great, he met someone who was destined, and his task was completed.

"Take these water spirit crystals, put them here, they're all wasted. ”

If the water spirit crystal is not used, it will volatilize every day, but it is extremely difficult to regenerate.

Therefore, the preciousness of the water spirit crystal is very high, and some cultivators are even willing to exchange their lives.

Similarly, the efficacy of the Water Spirit Crystal is far from being comparable to that of ordinary healing elixirs.

"Girl, you beat my legs, boy, you pour me water..."

Ni Qusi became powerful, shook his head and hummed a small tune, and was in a particularly good mood.

Thirty years!

In the past three years, there has been no life, and every day has been like three autumns, and there is no one who speaks, no one who drinks, and no one who has children.

"When I was young, I also attracted bees and butterflies, and if it weren't for this, I would never have been able not to marry for the rest of my life. ”

Ni Qusi sighed again.

This time, it was a sigh of disappointment.

Life is no longer young, how many times can youth be?

There are some things that you don't do when you're young, and you don't have a chance to do them again when you're older.

That beautiful love may just be a longing for me.

"There's still a chance. ”

Lin Meng numbled his mouth, that Jiang Ziya only married a wife at the age of eighty, and you are several years younger than him.

"What did you say!?"

At my age, there is still someone to love?

The old man was as happy as a child, hoping that Lin Meng, who was proud of his love, would give him some advice.

He was about to say that his wife Shen Yue threw a look to kill.

That means you'd better talk well, and once you've said something you shouldn't say, go back at night and wait for the washboard to kneel.

All of a sudden, he shut up again.

"Boy, why don't you say it again, I'm waiting here to listen!" Ni Qusi was a little angry.

A dignified man, how can he be afraid of his wife?

Lin Meng said: "It's okay to say, but pies won't fall from the sky, and there is no feast in the world for nothing." ”

This is asking the old man for payment.

How could Ni Qusi not understand what Lin Meng meant, took a sip of tea, and said with a smile:

"You kid has a lot of eyes, insidious and cunning, but I like it, say, when you finish, I'll give you the most powerful thing from the old man. ”

"I don't believe it, I usually use this trick to deceive my wife. ”

After saying this, he immediately covered his mouth.

It's over, it's over!

Looking back, Shen Yue sneered and made a gesture of wiping her neck with a knife.

The old man had never experienced the pleasure of marrying a wife, he didn't know what a newlywed Yan'er was, and he didn't know what 'strict wife control' was.

I don't know that once a man marries a woman, 99% of them are afraid of his wife.

The remaining one percent is a scumbag!

"Boy, I have lived for decades, how can I lie to you? I promise you, once I have succeeded in learning the scriptures, I will give you my best prescription. ”

Prescription!?

Lin Meng was a little moved, Ni Qusi's name as a medical saint is definitely worthy of his reputation, and it is not bad to be able to get a prescription.

"Okay, then I'll teach you reluctantly, there is a widow Li in the east of Jinling City, whose husband died the year before last. ”

"Didn't you ask me to pick up other people's leftovers!" Ni Qusi was a little disgusted.

"You don't like it. ”

"Whoever says I don't like it, I like this, you say it quickly, don't hang your appetite. His momentum disappeared in a second.

"She's about the same age as you, she doesn't look very old, and she was a beautiful embryo when she was young. ”

"She's very demanding, though..."

"What a request, let's hear it..."

Damn, this doctor is going to this station, and he can't find fault with his body, and he is very awesome in all aspects.

"Widow Li said that his wife must be eight feet tall..."

"She also said that if there were no wrinkles..."

She also said that it is better to have a lot of money..."

Ni Qusi looked himself up and down, wearing tattered clothes, 1.6 meters tall, pulling his face, and the pleats were gone.

Nodding his head, he smiled:

"Boy, you see, my conditions are just right!"

“------”

The two were silent.

Lin Meng smiled slightly and said, "Since you have confidence, that's good." ”

The old man asked again, "What else?"

"No more!"

"Why not, you only said the widow's request, and I haven't mentioned my request. ”

"What do you want?"

Ni Qusi put forward three suggestions:

"First, she can't have a son..."

"Second, she can't socialize with too many men..."

"Third, after getting married, she can't beat her husband..."

Lin Meng frowned, looked at the old man, and said earnestly:

"Congratulations!"

"All the conditions are met?" the old man was surprised.

Lin Meng shook his head:

"First, his son is twenty-two years old and has a dementia..."

"Second, he has a total of 15 ex-husbands, and you are the 16th..."

"Third, among the 15 ex-husbands, 14 were beaten to death by her..."

Of the three conditions, none of them are met.

Lao Tzu was depressed one second, and the next second, he became happy again, clapping his hands and saying:

"Great, I just like this kind of personality. ”

A fickle man!

"Boy, tell me what the method of pursuit is, I'm a blank sheet of paper, inexperienced. ”

"This varies from person to person..."

Lin Meng looked at Shen Yue cautiously, and his eyes were very desperate for survival.

He was afraid that after he finished speaking, he would easily die under his wife's sword when he returned home.

"No matter how difficult it is, I can overcome it, and I want her to see my true heart. ”

"It's hard to say, it's easy to say, and if you want to win a widow's heart, there are three mantras that you need to remember. ”

"Which three?"

"Carry water for the widow, climb the widow's wall, knock on the door of the widow's house. ”

Hell, O truth!

Ni Qusi suddenly became energetic, patted Lin Meng's shoulder, and praised: "Young man, yes, I don't have to deal with widows at a glance." ”

“------”

Senior, there are some things that are not easy to talk about, especially in front of my wife.

Lin Meng hurriedly adjusted the topic: "Say the prescription for me, give it to me quickly, don't think about running." ”

"Nonsense, how can I run away from my generation of medical saints?"

Ni Qusi took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, put it in Lin Meng's hand, and admonished:

"Boy, this is my most powerful prescription, put it away, and the old man will go!"

Sou!

He turned into a ray of light and disappeared in an instant.

What a deep cultivation!

Lin Meng opened the paper, but saw two big words written on the paper:

Cathartic!

The most powerful thing is laxatives!

It's just that the more he looks down, the darker Lin Meng's face becomes.

Composition of medicines: croton, senna, rotten rice, spoiled tofu...

This is not a laxative, it is clearly a bad stomach!

Lin Meng, who reacted, ran to the entrance of the cave and shouted:

"You quack, you actually deceived the people and used leftovers to make medicine, I want to sue you..."