Chapter 85: Three Men Punish Each Other?
Little pet: "Lin Fan, call the police!"
Lin Fan: "Senior Sister Bai, aren't you, after this alarm, how can we play happily?"
Little pet: "Call the police to let his parents pick him up, so that we can have a chance to shoot!"
Lin Fan: "I agree!"
Belch...... The new mantra has already appeared twice in a row!
At this moment, a girl's voice suddenly came from the melon crowd: "Li Shao? haha, you also have today!"
"Heaven, earth, this is the breath that the angel lady gave me!"
"You've only been dumping me for a few days, and you've suffered such retribution, no, I can't enjoy this kind of retribution exclusively!"
So, the girl pulled out the phone.
"Weiwei, Wang Shao is crazy, he is lying on the ground like a dog, come and see!"
"Silently, Wang Shao is stupid, he is smirking on the side of the road, come and see!"
"Qingqing, Wang Shaoxiu is funny, he is on the side of the road and is called Huazi, come and see!"
“......”
The sympathy that had already arisen among the melon crowd was extinguished in an instant.
"Scumbag, you deserve it!"
"Bastard, the retribution is light!"
"Spicy chicken, why don't you die!"
“......”
Lin Fan looked at Teacher Liu Ning's Tie Qing's face, and then looked at the little pet's angry eyes: "Well, the water god did the right thing!
After a while, five or six cars came at once, all of them with awl faces, and each of them carried a large plastic bag in his hand.
There are eggs, potatoes, turnips, greens in the plastic bag...... Uh, you can still see a box of egg fried rice?
"Sisters, throw!"
In an instant, potatoes and radishes, green vegetables and eggs, and egg fried rice all fell towards Li Sanshao's head!
"Let you deceive our feelings in the name of falling in love!"
"Let you step on n boats!"
"Make you a beast!"
"Let you leave me alone or give up!"
"Let you talk sweetly first, and then split your legs immediately!"
"The love in your mouth is like a ghost, my mother has never seen it!"
“......”
At this time, Wang Shao's body is already intertwined with egg whites and egg yolks, radishes and cabbage, fried rice and green vegetables are shining!
Then several girls took off a high heel at the same time, carried it in their hands, and stepped forward!
"Bastard!" the high heel slapped heavily on Wang Shao's left shoulder!
"Beast!" the high heels slapped heavily on Wang Shao's right shoulder!
"Spicy chicken!" The high heels slapped heavily on Wang Shao's back!
"Scum!" The high heels slapped heavily on Wang Shao's chest!
“......”
Every time the high heels slapped Li Sanshao's body, Lin Fan's face cramped.
My great sage master is my mother, grandma, this is not shot with the sole of a shoe, it is all with a heel!
Now girls can't afford to mess with it, they really can't afford to mess with it!
At this time, the girl who came at the beginning shouted loudly: "Sisters, happy revenge today, I have a treat in the evening, and I am leaving!"
Belch...... Do you have to go, don't you go, the police are really coming, don't you see? Five or six cars parked on the side of the road have already seriously affected the traffic!
Then the onlookers frantically took pictures, recorded small videos, posted on Moments, or were active groups!
Big news, six girls crazy revenge on a boy, hey in broad daylight!
Highlights, highlights of life, it's been a long time since something so exciting has happened!
Turn him, turn him to death, this scumbag! And, you see, I'm on the spot!
Then, Teacher Liu Ning turned his head and left: "You deserve it, scumbag!"
Immediately afterwards, the little pet turned his head and left: "Scumbag, you deserve it!"
Lin Fan was instantly messy: Does this matter? Is this just thrown away? Where is the spirit of being nosy at the sacrificial scene? Hey, don't be righteous?
However, in the face of the two heroines he couldn't provoke, Lin Fan could only quietly follow behind, and then shook his head helplessly.
On the way back, Lin Fan finally wanted to make the problem clear, after all, it was not good for ordinary people like the water god!
But I didn't expect that before I could speak, the little pet spoiled me and spoke first: "Lin Fan, if you dare to be the same as this Wang Shao in the future, tell you that the end will be worse than him!"
Teacher Liu Ning didn't dare to lag behind while driving: "Yes, if you dare to do this to me in the future, I will drown ......"
Forget it, your own man, it's better not to drown!
"I'll abolish you!"
"That's it, if you dare to do this in the future, I will break your leg on behalf of Teacher Liu Ning!"
"Mmmm, if you dare to do this in the future, I will pick your skin with the little pet!"
"Also, if you dare to do this in the future, I will work with Teacher Liu Ning to make your life unable to take care of yourself!"
"Besides, if you dare to do this in the future, I will work with the little pet to punish you for not being able to cook and eat......"
Lin Fan finally couldn't help it: "Liu Ning, Senior Sister Bai, have you already charged me with a crime in advance?"
"Do I have to work hard to get the charges confirmed!"
"Besides, I think all the punishments you said before are acceptable, but you punish me for not being able to cook and eat, and I refuse to accept it!"
"Stop, I'm getting off!"
It's just been engaged, and the two of you have to get it one by one, have you forced me to sit on the charge?
It's just that I saw a young man, why are all men in the world like this?
In addition to working hard, I Lin Fan also have to study hard and cook for you...... I, Lin Fan, am sorry for you!
Tell you, I, Lin Fan, want to turn over the salted fish today, and I spoil you, I will go and confirm the crime today, and I won't cook for you at night!
Look what you eat!
"Squeak—" I'll go, it's really parked!
Down, or not, Lin Fan was stunned!
Get out of the car, how is this thing going on?
Do you want to beg them again? Expect these two heroines to bow their heads to you? What are you kidding with the heavenly court!
Don't get out of the car, I didn't know which tendon was twitched just now, and I actually came to such a sentence!
Little pet: Damn! One really dares to say, the other really dares to stop! embarrassed...... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, the thing about the two of you...... I'm not involved.
Teacher Liu Ning: I won't really get off the bus, what I just said is a bit excessive!
In fact, Lin Fan is really hard! He is really good to himself, but why does he really have to stop!
Suddenly, the atmosphere froze, and the three of them sat in the car, and no one said anything.
In the end, Lin Fan finally had a bright brain: "So obedient, if you want to stop, you will stop, then continue to drive, I don't want to get out of the car now." ”
Fifteen seconds later, the car finally started slowly.
Lin Fan: Fortunately, it's okay, it's not completely embarrassing!
Little petting: Lin Fan seems to have a good temper, but he is getting more and more manly!
Teacher Liu Ning: Okay, I'll admit that I'm nonsensical for a while, and I'm still not excited in the future. Keeping up with Wang Shao's affairs, why did the three of us punish each other!
Then, the car was speechless, and the car drove all the way to the spare wedding room!