Chapter 5 Practice a breath on the outside, and a fart on the inside

According to the regulations, all disciples of the Buddhist sect are not allowed to stay in the main hall, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the Buddha.

But when Lin Meng saw that in front of the golden-bodied Buddha, not only was there no futon, but there was not even a cushion.

It's too casual, and if you're a rough person, you can't care about these details.

But why is the old lady also a girl, you can't treat her as a man just because she stands up to go to the toilet, what kind of system does she become so casually?

"Little master, in front of the Buddha, there is no kneeling futon, why do you have to make a straw mat?"

The little monk, who was only fifteen or sixteen years old, scratched his huge bald head, and faced this question as if he was facing the world's top ten unsolved mysteries.

Recently, the temple has been too tight to eat, so how can I have spare money to buy futons?

So he had an idea and said to another little monk:

"Third brother, since the donor asks for it, you lie on the ground and use your body as a futon. ”

Lin Meng's head 'buzzed', the third brother... Flesh... Futon... , it doesn't sound like a holy place of Buddhism at all, why is it so indecent?

"Forget it. ”

Lin Meng didn't want to say anything more, so he had to make do with it, otherwise it would be too indecent.

But what kind of tendon is my father missing, so he has to let himself and his sister come to this holy temple?

He waved his hand and motioned for the two little masters to go out, but he was not allowed to come in without answering.

Then, the old lady picked up three sticks of incense, lit them, bowed and bowed, inserted them in the incense burner, kowtowed reverently, and muttered in her mouth that she didn't know what to say.

Lin Meng's wish is very simple, as a man, he would like to be able to fight three hundred rounds in bed with his future wife.

But Lin Yan is different, in her eyes, her younger brother's biggest mission is to inherit the Lin family.

Seeing that she slowly opened her eyes, those beautiful eyes were fluttering and flickering, Lin Meng asked:

"Sister, what wish did you make for me?"

"Wishing for this thing will not work if you say it, anyway, you remember, the old lady will not harm you. ”

Since my father is a very popular minister, an official to the head of the household, and at the same time the power is monstrous, there are more and more enemies who have offended.

There were many factions in the court, and the crown prince and the two princes intended to compete for the position of the ninety-five, and it was inevitable to set up enemies while standing in line.

Those villains, who didn't dare to turn their faces with Lin Yuan on the surface, used means to practice some witchcraft and cursed the Lin family.

Among them, the most is to let the Lin family cut off children and grandchildren, even if Lin Meng has a queen, he will give birth to a boy without PY, and give birth to a girl PY in the middle of his forehead.

What Lin Yan prayed for was to ask the Buddha to lift these curses and bring peace to the Lin family.

Standing up, Lin Meng patted the dust on her knees for her sister without disgust, and looked at the sun, it was still early.

"Sister, where are you going next?"

Although Lin Meng fused the memories of this body, he didn't know much about Jinling City and the surrounding environment, and he wanted to know more about it.

"What do you turn around, the temple prayer is not just for a formality, after you go back, you have to devote yourself to the Buddha. ”

"I see. ”

Lin Meng was a little impatient, just this broken temple, Lao Tzu had to believe that it was called believing in evil.

"I heard that the abbot of the temple is a high-ranking monk, and he used to be one of the best masters in the Great Liang Kingdom, so it is better to let him guide you to just a few words, maybe you can start cultivating suddenly. ”

There is such a miserable master?

Lin Meng didn't want to believe it, he said that he was a master in these years, but in fact, there were a few masters who really didn't have oil and water.

Even official positions can be bought with money, but can't they be ranked in the rivers and lakes?

So he didn't want to do it in his heart, clamoring to leave, and it felt like a waste of time to stay in the temple for even a second longer.

Lin Yan grabbed his ears fiercely, came to the back wing room, and scolded as he walked:

"Why don't you stinky boy listen to persuasion, in our Great Liang Empire, you can't get along without cultivation. ”

This statement is concise, but it is true.

Once you don't have the strength, even if you have a lot of money and a lot of money today, you may be wiped out tomorrow and have nothing.

"Dare to ask the monk if he is in the room?" Lin Yan knocked on the door, but the hand that pinched Lin Meng's ear did not let go.

The old monk was reading the illustrated version of "Jin Ping" in the house, and when he heard someone shouting, he was startled, and quickly hid the precious forbidden book under the pillow.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw that it was the Lin family sister and brother who came to enter the incense, and the only remaining gold owner of the temple, suddenly became polite, and said with a smile:

"Miss Lin and Gongzi Lin came to Lao Ke, but is there something wrong?"

"My sister said that you are a master of Taoism, so I asked my son to fight with you. ”

Lin Meng didn't pay attention to it at all, his eyes found that the old monk's face was full of red light, and asked in surprise: "Master, why is your face so red?"

The old monk just saw the critical moment, his qi and blood surged, and his blood was a little rushed.

"I just took a nap, maybe I'm old, and the blood supply to the brain is a little insufficient. ”

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Isn't the cerebral blood supply insufficient, shouldn't the face be pale?

Invite Lin Yan and Lin Meng to come in, the old monk made a cup of tea for each of the two distinguished guests, now the temple economy is really tight, and this tea is all left over from frugality.

For this reason, he didn't even have the money to buy the latest edition of the illustrated version of the banned book.

"What did Young Master Lin just say?" the old monk asked.

Probably afraid that his younger brother would be clueless when he spoke, Lin Yan replied first:

"Master, my little brother has never cultivated before, and I want to ask the master for advice, and it's good to hand over a move and a half. ”

"Ahem, the old man has escaped into the red dust, and I am afraid that this cultivation matter will not be able to help. The old monk spread his hands.

Lin Yan hurriedly put the two ingots of gold in the hands of the old monk, and said with a smile: "My generation is sincere to the Buddha, and I ask the master not to be stingy." ”

"Alas, the old man was moved by the sincerity of your sister and brother, since this is the case, I will instruct Lin Gongzi a few tricks, can Miss Lin avoid it?"

Lin Yan thought that the master might have to teach his younger brother a few masters, so he immediately got up and left and closed the door.

"Young Master Lin, please sit cross-legged and follow the luck of the old man. ”

This posture, that is really a famous teacher and a high apprentice, how dare Lin Meng slack off, hurriedly sat on the ground, and sank into the dantian.

"Follow me, inhale!"

Lin Meng took a breath and pressed it into his lungs.

"Inhale again!"

Lin Meng took another breath.

"Three inhales. ”

Lin Meng took a big sip directly, forcibly pressed it in, and couldn't suck it in at all.

"Fart!"

Poof!

There were two muffled sounds, and the old monk and Lin Meng let out a loud fart alone, the sound was long, and the air was filled with a romantic atmosphere.

"Does Childe feel relieved in his body and feel extra comfortable in his stomach?"

Lin Meng nodded, frowned and asked:

"Master, I know that the so-called cultivation is the cultivation of the source qi of heaven and earth, and the use of the source qi to break through the acupuncture points in the body is to break through, dare to ask the master, which acupuncture point or which part of the body is practiced in this move?"

The old monk said in a deep voice: "Stomach!"