Chapter 7: Heavenly Master, Please (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
"Facheng, son, get up. ”
Yang Yongxin slowly accepted the recruitment, the dantian was heavy, and he was romantic, and his temperament was not unelegant.
Xia He hurriedly rushed up, but he didn't expect that the Heavenly Master was in his spare time to exorcise evil spirits, and he also increased the life span of my son-in-law.
This is the great benefactor of my Lin family.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. The little girl couldn't close her mouth excitedly, and Lin Meng couldn't cry or laugh when she saw it.
Yang Yongxin is still a master, looking around the four dimensions, and said arrogantly:
"The white god I believe in tells me that Lin Gongzi's future in this life is limitless. ”
Then you still need to say it!
Hearing this, Xia He was even more happy, and said to Lin Meng with a smile:
"Childe, did you hear, the Heavenly Master begged the White God to bless you. ”
Lin Meng touched her little head, only such a pure girl would be willing to be deceived these days.
stepped forward and saluted, Lin Meng looked at Yang Yongxin and said:
"The Heavenly Master is really powerful, and with a cup of tea, he pulled out the evil things in my Lin Mansion. ”
"Not enough. ”
Yang Yongxin touched his beard under his chin and boasted:
"To this day, the evil has been punished and eliminated, and there are too many evil things and ghosts to be caught. ”
"Heavenly Master, if you have other skills, you might as well show them in the mansion and let the younger generations learn. ”
Lin Meng is going to let this product be revealed in its original form today.
What kind of ghost hunting, what evil things, what you can understand in a few chemistry classes, has become a means for you to deceive.
Is it true that Lin Meng reads less?
Let me tell you, my brother won the first place in mathematics and the first place in running when he was in kindergarten, and he was also a genius boy.
Yang Yongxin's expression was stunned, a little embarrassed, and he paused and said:
"This... It is indeed a bit difficult, this Heavenly Master casts spells in order to eradicate the demons in the world, not to show off. ”
He said in his heart that although I am a stinky Taoist, I also have professional ethics.
"Add money!"
Lin Meng waved his hand, and immediately a family member brought up a delicate black wooden box, opened it and saw that the white flowers inside were all silver.
This is the Hubu Shangshu Mansion, and there is no shortage of money for anything.
Yang Yongxin immediately salivated when he saw this countless amount of real money, he had never seen so much money.
"In fact, it is not impossible to show one or two for the son, it is not impossible. ”
Lin Meng smiled: "No, who will have trouble with money?"
There is nothing that cannot be solved by one box of silver, and if there is, then two boxes.
An oil pot was set up in the courtyard, and Yang Yongxin took out his own wine gourd-like thing and poured it in the pot.
The bottom of the pot was set with dry firewood, and the fire was burning very strongly, and soon, the liquid in the pot was boiling violently.
Throwing a piece of silver into the oil pot, Yang Yongxin rolled up his sleeves and said confidently:
"These hands of this Heavenly Master are already invulnerable, and next, I will take the silver out of the pot with my bare hands. ”
"Ah!?Put your bare hands into the oil pot, and that hand will not be scalded into golden pig feet?"
Xia He closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at it, and at this moment, he believed in the ability of the Heavenly Master beyond measure.
Lin Meng smiled coldly.
Almost everyone who has watched martial arts movies knows that street performance, and taking copper coins from a bare-handed oil pot has almost become an indispensable drama.
The reason why they can do it is because it is not real oil that burns in the pot, but white vinegar.
The boiling point of vinegar is low, and usually the boiling point of edible vinegar is only about 37 degrees.
Vinegar, on the other hand, is denser than oil, so these crooks put a layer of oil on the surface of the vinegar.
When the temperature is reached, it looks like the oil is boiling, but in fact, it is just the vinegar that has reached the boiling point.
"If the Heavenly Master doesn't do it, I'll let one of my subordinates take out the silver. ”
Yang Yongxin was about to make a move, but Lin Meng stopped him by saying something.
Hearing this, he was stunned at first, and suddenly had a bad premonition, and sighed: "Don't make trouble, son, if this is not good, something will happen." ”
"What are you afraid of if something happens, my gang of subordinates are loyal to me, even if they die for me Lin Meng, they are willing, don't you say?"
All the people in the house were silent, and no one answered.
The scene was a little awkward.
"It seems to be a tacit acquiescence. Lin Meng said to himself, immediately looked at the personal girl, and said, "Xia He, how does the young master usually treat you?"
"Like a king is like a father, and kindness is like a mountain. The little girl replied truthfully.
"In that case, you go and take out the silver for the young master. ”
"Huh!?"
She obviously didn't expect the young master to make such a stupid decision, and she burst into tears for a while, hugging Lin Meng's thigh and saying:
"Young master, the slave maid entered the Lin family as a slave at the age of 4, for the sake of the slave maid who has no merit and hard work, let the slave maid keep her life and continue to take care of you. ”
"Who says you're going to die?"
"The boiling oil pot, the slave and maid have never practiced, and even if they put their hands into it, even if they don't die, they will be crippled. ”
Yang Yongxin found that his plan seemed to be exposed, so he hurriedly added fuel and vinegar and said:
"Yes, yes, yes, the girl is in her prime of life, how can she be alone in danger, or this heavenly master is here. ”
"No, I don't. ”
Lin Meng was not angry, and immediately comforted the girl: "Xia He, don't worry, Young Master Ben won't lie to you, and you won't die." ”
"So, the young master must let the slave maid go to the oil pot and take out the silver?"
"You have to. ”
"Young master, you are so ruthless, I will never pay attention to you in the future. ”
Having said that, Xia He didn't dare to disobey Lin Meng's order, and came to the oil pot with a pale face.
Inside, the sound of boiling was everywhere.
Xia He closed his eyes, his face was snow-white, and he wanted to put his hand in, but he didn't have the courage, so he slanted at Lin Meng with his residual vision, hoping that the young master would take back his life.
"True ink, young master help you. ”
Lin Meng strode up, and with a single force, he pressed Xia He's slender jade hand directly into the oil pot.
"Ahh I'm going to die... I'm going to die..."
Xia He's tears swelled wildly, his mouth was gibberish, and he roared:
"Young master, the slave can only serve you in the next life. ”
After struggling for a long time, it seemed that his hands were not so hot, and when he opened his eyes, he was unscathed, and he still held the piece of silver in his hand.
What's going on?
She put her hand in and took it out, as if she didn't feel the heat at all.
"Young Master, could it be that I have also practiced some immortal methods?" Xia He asked impatiently.
"Nonsense, it's clear that the Heavenly Master is casting a spell in the oil pot to protect you from harm... However, you have to let the Heavenly Master try it once, come and bring the oil from home. ”
As he spoke, he poured out the vinegar in the pot, poured all the barrels of soybean oil into the pot, and boiled for a while, and finally boiled.
The oil flowers were flooded, Lin Meng ran to the pond to catch a fish, threw it into the pot, and instantly fried it golden yellow.
He took it out with his chopsticks and gave a thumbs up while eating: "Heavenly Master, the temperature of this oil is just right, you quickly cast a spell and try it." ”
Yang Yongxin's face changed in shock, and he didn't dare to act rashly.
Seeing that he had done nothing for a long time, Lin Meng urged again: "Heavenly Master, what are you waiting for, please..."