Chapter 1 Big Fool Fat Man

In the Tiandang Mountain Range, which stretches for tens of thousands of miles, there are thousands of large and small cultivation sects, and one of them is a large righteous path sect with huge power, called Xuantian Sect.

Although the disciples of the Xuantian Sect add up to a few thousand, they occupy a radius of tens of thousands of miles around them, and in this area, all the grass and trees belong to the Xuantian Sect.

In the early morning of this day, when the sun had just risen and the fish belly was white, a short and fat figure appeared in a corner of the Xuantian Sect.

The little fat man's name is Du Ziteng, and he is twenty-one years old this year. "Wisteria" is a very elegant and beautiful name, but the owner's surname is the surname "Du", which is combined to become a homonym for "stomach ache", which is really funny.

Coupled with the roundness of the little fat man's body, the swollen and fat face, and the trace of obscene aura emanating from his eyebrows, this little fat man named Du Ziteng is extremely unpopular in the Xuantian Sect, and his status is also a particularly humble existence-Xiaowu.

The little fat man's life experience is very miserable, he lives in a small village at the foot of Tiandang Mountain, and lives a harmonious and healthy civilian life with his parents and fellow villagers in the village. Ten years ago, when the little fat man was only eleven years old, a bloody demon suddenly descended on the village.

All the fathers and villagers in the village, including the little fat man's parents, were brutally murdered by the demon. And on that day, the little fat man ran to the mountains alone because he was naughty and playful, and he escaped the catastrophe, but when he returned to the village at dusk, he was faced with countless tragic deaths!

The entire inhabitants of the village, as well as his parents, had their heads cut off and became headless corpses, one on top of the other, piled up in the middle of the village, forming a mountain of corpses, and blood flowed all over the ground......

It was also on that day that the frightened little fat man was brought back to the Xuantian Sect by a passing monk, and since then he has become a disciple of the Xuantian Sect.

It's a pity that the little fat man is not talented enough, after a test at the beginning, it was determined that he is a complete and average existence of the five elements that he has never had for millions of years, to put it bluntly, it is the most wasteful existence in millions of years, it is okay to be an ordinary mortal, if you want to cultivate the truth, it is a fool's dream!

Therefore, the little fat man was assigned to the outermost area of the Xuantian Sect and became a small servant.

At that time, the little fat man was only eleven years old, and he was just ignorant, he didn't know anything, he only knew that his parents were killed by the devil, and he became a helpless orphan, and it was the Xuantian Sect that adopted him, and he was very grateful for it.

And in his young heart, he hated him like this, and vowed that one day, he must find out the devil who killed his parents and avenge his parents!

So, with a sense of gratitude to the Xuantian Sect and a heart of revenge for his parents, the little fat man was in the Xuantian Sect for ten years.

In the past ten years, the little fat man, as a miscellaneous guy, has to often go in and out of the outer door area to pick up garbage and errands.

In the past ten years, he has endured all kinds of teasing and even abuse, once someone used the fireball technique to burn his clothes, making him run naked for a day, he was also drenched in soup chicken by the water balloon technique, he used the wind blade technique to shave off his hair, and he was forced to carry a 100-kilogram sack for ten miles...... In short, there is not a day that he has not been tricked!

Because of this, he became a joke among the outer disciples, and even together with other little guys, he would often oppress and bully the little fat man, everyone bullied him because of his ugliness, and everyone laughed and fooled him.

But in the face of these bullying, teasing and oppression, the little fat man has always responded with a smile, in the eyes of others, he is a stupid fat man who will not fight back if he is bullied, but in fact, he has always been forbearing.

He knew that he had not avenged his revenge now, and he was powerless, he was just a lowest-level guy, and he couldn't just resist those outer disciples, otherwise he would be killed!

The so-called biting lion is not terrible, what is terrible is that this lion will bear revenge!

For ten years, the little fat man insisted on cultivating hard every day, and although he already knew that his talent was not good, he never planned to give up.

Fortunately, the little guy is also a disciple of the Xuantian sect, and he also has cultivation qualifications, and the sect will teach every little guy the basic introductory cultivation formulas and tricks, and as for the subsequent cultivation, it is completely dependent on their own efforts.

In the cultivation realm, as long as the acquired qi and cultivation are transformed into innate qi, you can officially become a monk and leave the mortal womb from now on.

The little fat man knew that his qualifications were not good, but he was still unwilling to practice hard for ten years, during which he insisted on meditating and practicing for eight hours a day, and then used two hours to make groceries for the little guy, and then only slept for two hours, day and night.

It was only now that he was able to transform all the acquired qi in his body into innate qi, that is to say, the twenty-one-year-old little fat man finally officially stepped into the cultivation of the truth!

At this moment, the little fat man with a bloated and round body was quietly lying on the edge of the door wall in a corner, with his little eyes shining and looking around carefully. After making sure that there was no one around, he walked out of the corner with confidence and boldness.

"Fortunately, the senior brothers in the outer gate are still meditating and cultivating now, otherwise it would not be easy to get in today!" The little fat man walked alone in the outer gate area, secretly glad in his heart.

Today is the day he came to report to the Outer Gate Deacon Hall, and he didn't want to be tricked and embarrassed by those boring outer disciples......

When he came to the door of the deacon's hall, the little fat man saw a doorman sitting at the door, and the doorman looked sleepy-eyed, obviously not waking up yet.

"This junior disciple, in Xia Du Wisteria, is here today to report on the introduction of the outer disciples. The little fat man approached and said politely to the doorman.

The doorman was listless and sleepy-eyed at first, and he was very unimpressed by the arrival of Du Ziteng, a little fat man. But when he heard that the other party was here to make an introductory report, he immediately put on a smiling face and said, "It turns out that Uncle Shi is coming, please sit here for a while, and I will report back to the deacon!" After speaking, he jumped and ran towards the door.

Seeing that the other party's face changed faster than flipping through a book, the little fat man was also a little crying and laughing. But this is not strange, in the cultivation world, it is such a realistic snobbery, strength represents everything, only the strong have the capital to speak!

The little fat man smiled bitterly, and sat down in his chair honestly, waiting quietly.

In order to become an outer disciple from a small house, the little fat man spent ten years of hard cultivation, and he always stood firm in his goal and became stronger!

Under a large banyan tree in the deacon's hall, a white-bearded old man was sitting on a stone chair, washing the exquisite tea set on the stone table, looking very comfortable.

This old man's name is Ke An, more than two hundred years old, he is one of the nine deacons of the outer gate, his strength is already in the realm of the ten heavens of innate qi cultivation, he looks very powerful, and at the same time, he is also responsible for some trivial matters of the outer disciples, and he can be regarded as having great power.

Today, he had just made a pot of morning tea and was about to taste it. The doorman ran in and said, "Deacon, there's a disciple outside the door asking to see you!"

"It's early in the morning, who has nothing to do and doesn't practice and came to me!" Ke An was a little impatient, raised the teacup in his hand and took a sip.

"It's Du Wisteria!" said the doorman.

"Poof~" Ke An subconsciously took a breath, and was directly choked by the tea in his mouth, opened his mouth and squirted out, and then scolded angrily: "You bastard, you cursed me for a stomachache early in the morning!"

"No, no, no, how dare I!" but that disciple, that's what he called......" The doorman hurriedly knelt down and explained.

Ke An came back to his senses when he saw the doorman's appearance, he naturally knew that Du Ziteng was a well-known stupid fat man among the little guys, and he was also an average waste of five elements and could not cultivate. Then he waved his hand and said, "The garbage is at the back door, you let him go to the back door to carry it!"

"But he doesn't seem to be here to carry the garbage today......" The doorman knelt on the ground, hesitated for a moment and then said, "He said he was here to report on the introduction of the outer disciples!"

"Joke, he's here to make an introductory report?Everyone knows that he's a five-element average scrap, if he can enter the innate realm, then the sow can go up the tree!Isn't this a joke~" Ke An sneered impatiently, and waved his hand at the doorman, "Tell him to stay cool!"

"Yes~" The doorman agreed, and immediately got up and left.

Soon, Du Ziteng, who was sitting on the chair next to the door, finally waited for the doorman, but who knows, as soon as the doorman saw Du Ziteng, he directly opened his mouth and shouted: "The deacon told you to stay cool!"

Du Ziteng was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said angrily, "I have now entered the innate realm, according to the door rules, I can naturally enter the outer gate and become an official outer door disciple!

"The deacon said, if you can enter the innate realm, then the sow can go up the tree!" The doorman also sneered with some disdain, although he couldn't see through the fat and ugly man in front of him, but what the deacon said was definitely not wrong.

"You...... Say it again~!" Du Ziteng finally became angry after hearing this, ten years of hard cultivation, in exchange for the disdain of others, and now that bullshit deacon does not let him go in to report.

If he can't enter the deacon's hall, Du Ziteng can't become an official outer disciple, so how can he be willing?

"I didn't say it, it's the deacon......" The doorman couldn't help but be a little stunned when he looked at Du Ziteng's angry appearance.

If you want to blame Du Wisteria, she is too bloated, and when she gets angry, the flesh on her face is squeezed into a ball, which looks really scary.

"Get out of the way~ I'll go see the deacon in person!" Du Ziteng shouted, and then waved his fat hand towards the doorman, and the powerful force exploded directly, flying the doorman to the door, smashing it on the door frame, and vomiting a lot of blood.

(To be continued.) )