Xiao Lie pretended to be angry and glared at Zuo Tianming, and said to him angrily: "What kind of conspiracy? What kind of moth do you want to come up with, do you think I will sell you like meat?"

Zuo Tianming smiled awkwardly, scratching his head and answering Xiao Lie's question: "It is estimated that it is impossible to sell me, I am a bunch of people, and I don't have much catties on the contract, and I can't sell it for much money." I think it's okay, Brother Nangong and his family really picked up a big bargain. ”

Zuo Tianming's words made Nangong Junzhe laugh, and asked Zuo Tianming with a puzzled face: "Tell me, how did we pick up a big bargain?"

"You see, a few days ago, when I went to Mr. Qian with Mu Zihui, the old man called me and called the old mother, yes, I feel that I am not as good as a fire-burning man. Either let me do this, or let me do that. I can't say anything yet, but the slightest complaint will attract the siege of the two of them, and I am often sprayed with spit all over my face, and I have to be accompanied by a smiling face. Then there is Mrs. Sister-in-law, Brother Nangong, you can't learn what I told you when you go back, otherwise I won't have a good life. Zuo Tianming said to Nangong Junzhe very sincerely: "As long as I go to your house to see Mu Zihui, I will be called by him to go to the firewood room, either chopping wood or shaking briquettes, cleaning up the house, sweeping the floor, and fetching water. Luckily, I don't need my help in the kitchen. I'm also the supreme leader of the dignified Zhenfu Division, and I was actually asked to do this, raising so many subordinates, and every time I was tired like a stupid boy. Not to mention the hard work, it is not good, they are always picky, either this is not right, or it is not good there. Otherwise, the bath water is not hot, and the tea is not strong enough, I still can't say anything, otherwise the consequences in exchange for it will be more serious than that of Mr. Qian. Zuo Tianming turned around in place and said to the people present: "Tell me, is this a conspiracy, if I really marry Mu Zihui back, I will have to become the head of internal affairs in Nangong's mansion." ”

Zuo Tianming's aggrieved little expression made the joy value in the room reach Ding Feng, Xing Hao stood up and patted Zuo Tianming's shoulder, and said to him seriously: "Where are you now, look at this married person." "Guide Gong Junzhe with his hand: "After getting married, even the money for going out to drink a little wine with my brothers has to be carefully hidden by myself, for fear of being discovered by my sister-in-law, you can think about it, if you let your sister-in-law find out, what will happen to Brother Nangong." ”

Nangong Junzhe said to the two of them with a dark face: "Don't make a big deal about this, it's not a face-showing thing, this hidden private money is asked by the university." Later, I will slowly teach you two to save you from financial freedom, but I have found out the experience in blood and tears. ”

After Nangong Junzhe said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately said to Zuo Tianming: "No, why is this still talking about me." Shouldn't it be your problem, listen to what you just said, what's the matter, don't you plan to ask our family Zihui? Don't do it, make room for good people as soon as possible, a few days ago I saw that the little boy of the tailor shop Zheng shopkeeper is good, and the show talent who just took the exam last year is polite and polite, and he talks gently and elegantly. Those who have meritorious names are also exempted from three capital crimes, and marrying into their family is not the same as marrying a rich man. ”

"Something else, didn't I say anything, how can I talk about marrying someone else. I'm just talking to you, you really don't know how to laugh. Zuo Tianming squatted on the ground with his shoulders crossed, tilted his head and muttered: "I'm actually afraid that I won't be free after getting married, how good are we now, do whatever you want, don't think about anything, after getting married, I still have to think about these things at home, just a brainless person like me, I don't dare to imagine what my life will be like in the future." ”

After everyone laughed for a while, Nangong Junzhe squatted down to Zuo Tianming's side and said to him: "You are a typical premarital phobia, look at when you didn't get married, didn't you pestering our family Zihui every day, and I sent this and that." Why didn't I see you complain so much at that time, I think you just can't eat the most fragrant meat in your mouth, I tell you, after you two get married, you can't treat her badly, otherwise I won't be able to spare you. ”

"But pull it down quickly, and I will bully her, and it will be good if she doesn't cause trouble. Bullying her... I've got to have that too. Zuo Tianming continued to say aggrievedly.

Xiao Lie saw that the atmosphere was almost relaxed, and said to Nangong Junzhe: "Okay, don't tease him, let him think about it by himself, it's okay, don't look at him complaining so much behind his back, as long as he sees Mu Zihui, those two legs are like growing on the ground, and his speech is soft, and he will definitely be more afraid of his wife than you in the future." ”

"Fuck off! You're afraid of your wife, I'm called a big measure, I don't know her in general, look at you don't understand anything. It's really..."The current Nangong Junzhe, whether it is his movements, manners, demeanor, or expression, is the same as Zuo Tianming, and he smiled the people in the room and leaned back and forth.

Xiao Lie wiped his tears and said to everyone: "Okay, you can pull it, don't make trouble, I think it's all here today." These days, everyone is also tired, so take a good rest. The wedding date of the two of them is coming soon, and there are still a lot of things that have not been prepared, so tomorrow I will hurry up and prepare all the things that should be prepared, so as to save the blindness of the day. ”

Nangong Junzhe patted his thigh and stood up, and said: "Yes, if you don't say that I forgot it, your sister-in-law also asked me to go to the sedan chair shop to find a good sedan chair, I forgot to clean it, if she knew that I didn't look for it because I didn't think about it, she had to stare at me." No, I have to go, you can rest, Lao Zhao and I have to go to the sedan chair shop. ”

After speaking, he picked up Zhao Haiquan and ran out, and the people in the room laughed again. Nangong Junzhe and Zhao Haiquan wandered around four or five sedan chair shops on the street and didn't find a single one. The two of them swaggered in, and as soon as they entered the store, the young man inside immediately greeted them, and said to the two of them grovelly: "Yo, two masters, who are you going to help with some nosy?"

After hearing this, the two of them were stunned, and wondered in their hearts, how can this guy talk like this, shouldn't this be the line of the coffin shop and the shroud shop, how can he say this in a sedan chair shop? Moreover, the two of them looked around in the sedan chair shop and found that the sedan chair in this sedan chair shop was all black, with a black satin face, a black satin inside, a black lacquered sedan chair pole, and even the embroidery thread was black. Although the black thread is used, you can see the pattern on it. What is embroidered with dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, a hundred birds and a phoenix, a pine crane and so on. What's even more strange is that there is a sedan chair embroidered with the scenery of the capital city in the underworld, embroidered on the side of the bridge, the flowers bloom on the other side, the boy who opens the road, and the virgin who holds hands. No matter how you look at it, these sedan chairs don't look like they are for the people who do happy things. The more the two of them look at it, the more strange they become, the more they look at it, the more puzzled they become, is this shopkeeper crazy, you can't pay for death if you open such a sedan chair!

With questions, Zhao Haiquan opened his mouth and asked: "I said man, why is your sedan chair shop so special, it looks like a black sedan chair, why don't you have a few festive styles?" Zhao Haiquan thought in his heart that this should be the characteristic of this shop, using a black sedan chair as a guise to attract customers, so that these people come in with an unclear attitude, and then they are coming in with a suitable style to show customers, this black thing is the most test of embroidery, if the kung fu is not in place, the embroidered pattern is absolutely nothing to see. But he didn't want to hit the young man's answer, which shocked Nangong Junzhe and Zhao Haiquan.

The young man smiled and said to the two of them: "Second master, if you want to find a sedan chair for a happy event, you can't come to us." The sedan chairs we have here are all you see now, and there is not a single sedan chair of poor color. ”

"Man, I just wanted to ask you, how can you speak in the same tone as the shroud shop and the coffin shop? Could it be that your sedan chair is used to carry ghosts?

The young man didn't dare to slack off, and replied politely: "This guest master has good eyesight, and our shopkeeper plus me is really not a local." We've just arrived, so we'll have about two months. And you're right, the sedan chair we have here is really used to carry ghosts, besides, who uses such a color sedan chair for the living. Our master and servant are from Yunnan, when they were in Yunnan, they did such a business, they stayed in Yunnan for too long, and my shopkeeper may be tired of crookedness, just like living in another place for a period of time, so they came to Hecheng. I feel that the people here are not bad, so I plan to stay here for a long time. But there had to be a reason to earn a living, so I copied the old business. ”

"Using a black sedan chair to carry a ghost, what kind of business are you doing?" Nangong Junzhe walked around the room, returned to Zhao Haiquan and the little man's side, stared at the little man's face with his eyes, and observed his facial expressions, for fear that they were some kind of bandits.

The little guy was a little embarrassed by how good Nangong Junzhe looked, lowered his head a little, and replied: "We are in the business of underworld marriage, for example, whose little boy died young, and the little girl of the other family also unfortunately returned to heaven, and the adults of the family are afraid that the child will be lonely and lonely over there, and plan to give the two of them a yin kiss, which will be used by us." All the ceremonies are carried out at night, and the things used for the underworld marriage cannot be like ours, they cannot use red and purple sedan chairs, and even the incense candles must be white. ”

Nangong Junzhe walked around the room again with his hands behind his back. The young man looked at the two of them talking and talking like ordinary people, nodded and asked: "Two guest masters, I have finished what I should say, can you let me also look at my vision, I want to know, what are you two doing?"

Zhao Haiquan was just about to answer, when he saw the curtain on the moon door behind the counter lifted, and a middle-aged man walked out of it, Zhao Haiquan pointed his hand and exclaimed: "Why are you?"