Chapter 24: The face slap is in progress
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It is said that the lame master Zuo Di was unwilling to cooperate with Zhang Tianshi, abandoned the white bone altar on Baiyun Mountain, and flew straight towards Erxian Mountain in the clouds.
Zuo Di is not a brave and unscrupulous reckless man, and he will not even want a helper sent to the door for nothing in order to be a hero. In terms of realm, although he is only an earth immortal at the peak of the Second Heavenly Tribulation, he is a grade lower than Zhang Tianshi, Luo Zhenren and Bamboo Crowned Immortal, but he has lived longer, has more experience, and knows more about the various unspoken rules and explicit rules of the Qi Refiner Realm.
Enemies can't mess with real villains, and friends can't go to hypocrites.
And the Void Jing Heavenly Master is undoubtedly a hypocrite in the Qi Refining Scholar World, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, full of male thieves and female prostitutes, which is the golden sign of this famous and decent grand master. Choosing such a guy as a partner, this is the birthday boy eating arsenic/frost, and he is impatient.
Zuo Di is an old fox who has been dissolved for three generations, and his total longevity has already passed nearly a thousand years old, but he has not lived enough, and he has to pursue immortality, and revenge on Luo Zhenren is just a small goal of his life, and it is not enough to be a reason for him to spare his life.
Therefore, he chose to run as far away from Zhang Tianshi as possible, if he really let such hypocrites be entangled, even if he didn't die, he would have to lose a few layers of skin.
However, after flying away from Baiyun Mountain, Zuo Di began to be depressed again, and it seemed that the matter of seeking revenge from Luo Zhenren was completely lost. They all complained about their sister in their previous life, who was discouraged by her playthings, and only cared about absorbing the dragon qi of the Son of Heaven, but she forgot all about the blood feud of the year, and she didn't come to help at such a critical moment now.
Zuo Di thought about it, but he couldn't think of a good way to take revenge alone, just relying on his own Taoism, he couldn't use Luo Zhenren's weakened momentum after crossing the catastrophe, even if he weakened by one-third of his strength, he still had the ability to shoot himself to death in the latest chapter of the Meng Meng Shan Hai Jing with a few slaps.
In the end, Zuo Di could only smile bitterly, his expression showed a hideous color, and he made a decision that he thought was very crucial:
Maybe even if you can't get the old one, you can kill a small one to vent your grievances. Doesn't Dansheng have a good apprentice, what is Gongsun Yiqing? Okay, I will take the opportunity of this guy to retreat and practice for three days to assassinate his apprentice.
Thinking of this, Zuo Di stretched out a pair of fox claws, wiped his face, and turned into the appearance of Dongfang Heng, a cultivator in Baiyun Mountain.
The demon fox clan is good at transfiguring forms, and the disguise talent that Yang Ye's unsullied body is matched with is rooted in the inner dan of a three-tailed demon fox, and the realm of the left demon body is even higher, reaching the number of six tails, so his transfiguration technique is more confusing and even more difficult to be detected.
Unless it is an earth immortal with discerning eyes who has survived more than three heavenly tribulations, it is possible to see through his disguise, where can ordinary people distinguish his authenticity from falsehood. What's more, that Dongfang Heng and Gongsun Sheng are close friends of life and death, and if he pretends to be him, he will not be suspected.
Thinking of this, Zuo Di was full of confidence that he would win.
As a demon immortal who has survived two heavenly tribulations, Zuo Di does not have the slightest sense of guilt for hurting people with dark arrows and bullying the small. The truth of the demon world is that the weak eat the strong, even if the goshawk fights the rabbit, you have to do your best, the face is the least important, and the victory is crucial.
When Zuo Di pretended to be Dongfang and crossed to Erxian Mountain, he was stopped by a group of barbarian soldiers before entering the intersection, led by a big black man holding two board axes, and when he saw himself, he roared over and chopped.
Zuo Di wanted to go into the mountains to assassinate Gongsun Sheng, where he was willing to entangle with the reckless man more, just wait to show his hot hand and give this black man a painful lesson, and suddenly there was a coquettish shout next to him, and the voice was extremely pleasant:
"Brother Li Hugh has to be reckless, it's not too late to wait until he understands the situation first, but he can't beat a good person by mistake. ”
But I saw a woman in white coming out of the mountain path, looking like a fairy, the country is beautiful and fragrant, but it is the female Zhuge Liu Huiniang.
Zuo Di is a wine-colored demon fairy, the best fishing color, where have I seen such a peerless beauty, his heart has long been half soft, and he immediately added a new action target to himself, and when he killed Gongsun Sheng, he must have taken this beauty away.
Li Kui didn't know how to listen to Liu Huiniang's words, but he was afraid of Yang Ye's fist, at this time, everyone on the mountain knew that this beauty was Yang Ye's sweetheart, even if she didn't look at the monk's face, she still had to look at the Buddha's face, so the black whirlwind immediately stopped swinging the plate axe, flashed aside, and let Liu Huiniang communicate with this old way.
Liu Huiniang didn't care about Zuo Di's heart over there, Ying Ying smiled, and said to Zuo Yao: "This teacher has a high surname, I don't know what to do in Erxian Mountain? Recently, there has been some trouble in the mountains, which may cause some sword soldiers, if the teacher has nothing serious, it is better to retreat as soon as possible." ”
Zuo Di tried his best to disguise and describe, learn the temperament of the Dongfang Hengdao people, and replied with a kind appearance: "Immeasurable Tianzun, Dongfang Heng, the disciple of Zhang Zhenren of Baiyun Mountain, Tongzhou, is the best friend of Senior Brother Yiqing. ”
When Liu Huiniang heard this, she suddenly showed a solemn expression, and immediately bowed down to worship and said: "It turned out that the Dongfang teacher came, but it was the charcoal in the snow, the slave family had already heard a Qing Daoist talk about your name, this time you came, a Qing Daoist must be very happy." ”
Zuo Di said with a smile: "Since it is a friend of life and death, since it is a friend of life and death, since it is time to share the weal and woe, the teacher of Yiqing is the teacher of the East, the teacher has something, how can the apprentice stay out of the matter." ”
Liu Huiniang praised: "The Oriental teacher is high and bright, and the latest chapter of the five bodies of the heavens and all worlds admired by the slave family. ”
Zuo Di asked again: "I don't know where Yiqing is now?"
Liu Huiniang said: "The teacher can first go into the mountains with the slave family to taste tea, and then he will invite a Qingdao chief to meet you." ”
Zuo Di agreed, and let Liu Huiniang lead the way, and they walked towards the Erxian Mountain together. He secretly peeked at the graceful figure of the beauty behind him, only to feel that the dantian was hot, dry and angry, and almost showed his original form without hatred, pushing this stunning beauty to the ground to live happily.
But in order to kill Gongsun Sheng, he could only hold back, and he had to work hard to pretend to be immortal, kind and kind, and he was really aggrieved.
Finally, Zuo Di walked the mountain road with dry roots, and when he arrived at the guest room in the front hall of Zixuguan, Liu Huiniang asked Zuo Di to sit down, personally poured tea for him first, and then resigned to invite Gongsun Sheng to meet him.
Seeing that Liu Huiniang was leaving, Zuo Di couldn't help but feel empty and disappointed in his heart, but in order to achieve great things, it was not good to attack in advance. At this moment, this Liu Huiniang suddenly thought of one more thing, stopped, turned her head and said to Zuo Di Wanfu:
"Teacher, the first Qingdao master is cultivating at this time, and if he wants to come out to meet the teacher, he still needs some leisure time. There is a problem on the slave family's side, and I wanted to ask the head of the Qing Dao, but his practice is too tight to have time to answer;
Zuo Di had the intention of showing off her skills in front of the beauty, and when she heard Liu Huiniang begging her, she suddenly felt overjoyed, and immediately said: "The girl doesn't need to be polite, but if she has instructions, please make it clear, and the poor road should know everything." ”
Liu Huiniang poked into her arms, took out a five-inch steel box, and handed it to Zuo Di: "Teacher, the slave family had a chance the day before yesterday, and Luo Zhenren gave a treasure, but it was this five-inch steel box. I once asked the real man what the function of this thing was, but the real man said that the secret of heaven should not be revealed, and when I asked the Taoist chief, he did not want to say it explicitly, but I wonder if you can see the mystery of this thing?"
Zuo Di received the steel box, and saw that there were many axles on this object, and each shaft was equipped with eight tooth pieces, and each tooth piece contained a sharp agate stone, and there was a steel bar next to it, randomly hitting the agate stone, and constantly making a "tick-tock" sound.
The lame master has practiced for many years, is a well-rounded scholar and military all-rounder, has rich experience, and is well-informed, but the knowledge he learns is all liberal arts according to the division of disciplines on the earth, and the knowledge of science is not understood by this master.
In the field of agency information, equipment and weapons, this left-deprecated demon fairy is a layman, and he can't understand what kind of treasure Liu Huiniang gave him.
But in the end, the demon fairy has the dignity of the demon fairy, especially in front of a stunning beauty like Liu Huiniang, how can she easily say "I don't know"?
Zuo Di only looked closely, exhausted his brains and tried his best to explore the mystery of this steel box.
Seeing that Zuo Di was working so hard, Liu Huiniang couldn't help but chuckle secretly and then said respectfully: "Teacher, you don't have to be in a hurry, please check slowly." The slave family will go and ask Gongsun Daochang to meet you. ”
Zuo Di was reluctant to let Liu Huiniang go away, but it was hard to say "no", so he had to respond indiscriminately: "Please go and come back quickly." ”
When Liu Huiniang came out of the living room, Zuo Di gathered his mind and focused all his energy on studying the mystery of this steel box, and even the goal of assassinating Gongsun Sheng was temporarily left behind, not feeling that time was passing little by little, and the ticking sound coming from this steel box was always continuing.
After spending countless efforts and killing countless fox brain cells, Zuo Di finally found that there was a mezzanine in the steel box, and there was a dark pavilion under the wheel teeth.
He didn't dare to destroy the beauty's treasures, and he didn't need to be brute force in his hands, but with the help of skill, he opened the core of the mechanism, and then what caught his eye was countless fine black particles, and the smell of sulfur faintly came out of the Supreme Summoner.
"It turned out to be gunpowder!"
Zuo Di saw that the black particles were all gunpowder, and even if his science knowledge was an idiot, he realized that he was about to encounter a bad situation, and was about to throw out the steel box, and the sound of the last steel bar hitting the agate stone fell.
This time, the intensity is particularly alarming, and the consequences are particularly serious.
With a "boom", the gunpowder in the steel box was completely ignited, and Zuo Di screamed miserably, and was overwhelmed by the powerful shock wave that suddenly appeared, and an earth-shattering explosion sounded, instantly shocking the entire Erxian Mountain, and leveling all the guest rooms in the front hall.
The magic weapon that Liu Huiniang handed over to Zuo Shenwu was nothing else, it was the timed/bombed/bombed in the Water Margin world, and the "steel wheel fire cabinet" that had shined in the Battle of Hebei.
When the explosion subsided, a blackened, unrecognizable, scarred lame man stood out from the shattered rubble, and the sword of white bones was already in his hand.
Zuo Di is the pinnacle earth immortal who has survived the two heavenly tribulations, even if such a powerful bomb can only blow him up to serious injury, but it is still a little hot to kill him.
In the world of the Water Margin, Taoism is supreme, Qi refiners and martial artists are the pinnacle of power, and science can't fight the immortal law after all.
In the smoke and dust, Zuo Di endured severe pain, and the Dark Sword Ghost Gate pointed straight ahead, looking up to the sky and roaring, making a heart-rending beast-like sound:
"Little slut, how did you see through my identity?"
Liu Huiniang floated in, not taking the thunder anger of this earth immortal powerhouse as a thing, and said with a faint smile: "Zuo Daoren, your illusion is indeed mysterious, but the slave family happens to have a pair of discerning eyes. Whatever you become, I can know that you are actually a stinky fox. ”
Zuo Di was in a hurry, shouting "Slut is dead", driving the Dark Sword Ghost Gate, and the invisible sword qi of the broken body rose fiercely, surging over, wanting to kill Liu Huiniang to avenge his hatred.
As soon as the sword qi rose, two purple electric lights struck from the left and right, with a mighty righteousness, destroying the withering and decaying, indestructible, and suppressing the evil path in the world.
Five Thunder Tiangang Fa-rectification!
Since ancient times, evil has not prevailed over righteousness, the demon is one foot high, and the road is one zhang, and the invisible sword qi that breaks the body is only a demon law after all, and it can't stop the power of Tiangang's righteous law to break evil, so it was scattered and split in an instant.
In the thunder light, he rushed over to kill two good men, a Taoist immortal wind Dao bone, with a Songwen Guding sword, it was Sun Sheng, the chief of the Qing Dao of Zhuyun Long.
The other was a young man in black, holding a golden snake spear with eight lengths in his hand, and he shouted: "Zuo dethroned old thief, do you still recognize me? Today it is time for me to avenge being hunted down by you!"
Zuo Di was not surprised to see Gongsun Sheng coming, but when he saw the second black-clothed young man, he was completely shocked.
"You're not dead yet?"
Of course, Zuo Di knew Yang Ye, but he couldn't understand why he was here, why couldn't even the Spirit Transmission Anger Accumulate Corpse Qi kill him?
But how could Yang Ye care about Zuo Di's so many reasons, he only held the Liquan Divine Spear, and when he shot, he used the trick in the iron-blooded tragic spear, and directly took the throat of the demon immortal Zuo Di.
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