Chapter 14 One Dog Eats Four
"Bai Dye Zun! What a coincidence, this moonlight is really good today, I didn't expect you to like to come here to admire the moon!"
After hearing this, I saw the ladyboy raise her eyes and look at the dark sky, and smiled playfully.
"Well, this ...... Hey, it's getting pretty fast, just a full moon, and it's gone in a blink of an eye, presumably it will rain tomorrow......" Hua Wuji immediately laughed dryly.
"Butterfly demon, today is the New Year's Day, where is the full moon?Are your eyes spent, or are your brains eaten by this dog?" Bai Ran glanced at me and said coldly to Hua Wuji.
"What are you talking about?" I glanced at Hua Wuji and muttered in a demon whisper.
"Blame me? Then you say, you can't escape now, it's good to find a way to excuse yourself!" Hua Wuji tried his best to keep his mouth shaped, "I almost forgot, you canine demon can't speak human words......"
"How do you speak, you ......" I said as I glared at him with angry eyes.
Bai Ran glared at me obliquely, turned his head to Hua Wuji and frowned slightly: "Butterfly Demon, is it possible that you plan to continue to stay here to accompany the deity to admire the moon?"
"This ......" Hua Wuji's eyes widened, "What does Your Excellency mean?"
"If you insist on leaving Qingwei, the deity will not leave you, but this month is dark and windy, don't let the insects eat you when you walk alone on the mountain road!" Bai Ran looked indifferent.
"So, doesn't the Venerable intend to hold me accountable?Hua Wuji has thanked the Venerable here!" Hua Wuji looked excited, bowed deeply to the white dye, turned around and raised his feet and fled.
"Hua Wuji, what should I do if you leave?" I shouted at it, but the guy ran away without looking back, and I thought to myself, this thing is really unreliable.
But I saw Bai Ran pinching the back of my neck and lifting me up, "I heard that Hua Ji grilled skewers taste good, and I also like to eat them, but the meat is not very clean, and I eat it raw and spoiled my belly, and they all say that dog meat is delicious, and the deity thinks, why don't I personally bake a few skewers for it, of course, the deity also wants to try it!" After speaking, he didn't forget to smile at me, so my eyes turned a few times in the direction of the top of my head......
This time, I really didn't play dead......
I don't know how I got to the Ming Jing Palace, but when I woke up, I found a fat duck standing next to me, why I was standing with a fat duck, I was suspicious, so I looked around, but saw that there were iron fences erected in the east, west, north and south, oh no, and, the top of the head and the soles of the feet, to be exact, I and the fat duck were in a big iron cage at this time.
"I say, Brother Duck, where is this?" I asked in a whisper.
But when the duck saw my question, he ignored it, and only flapped its wings and pulled its neck and quacked.
I couldn't help but purse my lips and said, "Don't patronize and call, now, it's the right way to think of a way!"
I was chattering, but I saw a black and fat man with a big face appeared in front of me, he looked at me and then at the fat duck, after hesitating, he took out a key from his arms and opened the big lock that fell on the iron cage, and the big hands came to me......
Fortunately, I was in good shape, and I shrank in a corner as soon as I dodged, and he couldn't catch me, so I had to stretch out his claws to the fat duck, only to see him grasp the duck's neck with a precise grasp, and then dragged the fat duck out of the iron cage, and the lock fell down with a "clang......
After a while, I could only hear a violent sound of "fluttering" and "quacking", and a string of dark red plasma fell in front of my eyes......
Brother Duck......
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"Your Excellency, this is a new dish made in our small kitchen, crispy roast duck! You can taste it!" said the black-faced man as he took a bright knife and cut off a piece of crispy duck skin, and carefully presented it to the ladyboy.
I saw that the ladyboy had a red lip lightly, slowly put the duck skin into his mouth, chewed it slightly, and said with a cold face: "Shang Ke!" After speaking, he took a white handkerchief and pressed the corner of his mouth, turned his eyes to me, and asked, "This dog wants to eat it alive?"
"Exactly!" replied the black-faced man.
Hearing this, the sweat in my head immediately flew out, "Spare your life, Your Excellency, you don't care about the villain, it's good to go around the small life, I know, you hate me and want to take revenge on you, but it's all a misunderstanding......"
"Hmm, why is this dish so noisy?" the ladyboy didn't look at me when she said this, but gave the black-faced cook standing aside a cold look.
"Little oversight!" said the black-faced cook, who took a white handkerchief and put it in my mouth.
I couldn't make a sound, so I had to scold angrily in my heart, but I saw the black-faced cook take a plate of skewers from my side and respectfully present it to the ladyboy, "Your Excellency, this is called a dog to eat four times, the little one saw that the dog's hind legs were fat and vigorous, so he used his left leg to make a skewer, and used his right leg to make a dog meat casserole, this front leg, so he used garlic paste to eat it, you can taste it!"
I was suspicious, so I looked down, and sure enough, there was a plate of cold slices in front of me, and there was a clattering casserole on the right side of the back......
I was about to faint, but I saw the ladyboy pick up a skewer of barbecue, take a big bite, and say with an intoxicated face: "No wonder he loves to eat, oh, send him this plate of barbecue skewers!"
"However, didn't you just say that one dog eats four things? skewers, casseroles, and cold salads, presumably your unique skills haven't been revealed yet, right?" the shemale glanced at my remaining front leg and said lightly to the black-faced cook.
"Your Excellency guessed well, this last one is my black family's ancestral unique work, cut alive! This technique is a great test of the chef's knife work, the cut dog meat slices should not be too thin and not too thick, pay attention to the fat and thin, the texture is complicated, although it is eaten raw, but because this dog has been soaked in sweet wine for three days and nights, so, the entrance is fresh and sweet, without a trace of fishy!"
"Well, that's good! Let's get started!" the shemale nodded, satisfied.
Hearing this order, the black-faced man immediately raised his knife and pressed at me......
"Ah!!!!!h
I exhaled and panted out of breath, cold sweat on my forehead was already dripping all over my face, and when I opened my eyes again, I saw a black thing in front of me, it was not the old man of Hades, "Ah!!!!!"
But I was about to shout, but the dog's mouth was covered, "I said Xiaoli'er, can you be quieter!" The voice pinched his throat and whispered, who was not Hua Wuji's goods.