Chapter 84: Laojun, you bastard

"Ye Xiaoyao?!" Ye Xiaoyao had just hung up the phone and was about to get into the car when a voice interrupted his movements.

Turning his head, a man approached with a woman in his arms.

Looking at the short, dark and ugly man in front of him, Ye Xiaoyao was a little puzzled, he had a vague impression of this person, and he could hardly remember who this person was.

"I'm Zeng Xiaoyi, don't you know me?" Zeng Xiaoyi came up and directly beat Ye Xiaoyao's chest.

It turned out to be him!

Ye Xiaoyao suddenly realized that this was one of the people who often laughed at Ye Xiaoyao's dormitory in the dormitory next door during his college days.

"You, is there something wrong?" Ye Xiaoyao glanced at Zeng Xiaoyi coldly, for such an ant, he couldn't arouse Ye Xiaoyao's interest in communicating with him at all.

"Hehe, how is it? This is my girlfriend!" Zeng Xiaoyi showed off and hugged the woman in his arms.

Seeing this, Ye Xiaoyao couldn't help but sneer: "For the sake of us who used to be classmates, I advise you, don't get on the bus again!"

After that, Ye Xiaoyao got into the car and left directly.

What does it mean?

Regarding Ye Xiaoyao's words, Zeng Xiaoyi looked confused, and he didn't know what he meant at all. However, the woman in his arms was shocked, as if some secret had been revealed.

However, when she turned her head to look at Zeng Xiaoyi, she found that Zeng Xiaoyi didn't seem to know, so she was relieved: "Husband, don't pay attention to such dick words, he will definitely say that grapes are sour if he can't eat them!"

"Also, he can only be a driver's life in his life!" Zeng Xiaoyi smiled disdainfully, subconsciously, he didn't think that this car was Ye Xiaoyao's!

Instead, Zeng Xiaoyi smiled evilly and touched the woman's chest: "What do these two grapes taste like?"

The woman pretended to be shy: "Husband, you are bad!"

"Hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoyi laughed, and the little bit of sullenness just now completely disappeared.

Zhao Ying was not at home, and Ye Xiaoyao simply didn't go home, after all, with such a big villa, Ye Xiaoyao was too boring to stay alone.

Before, he could coax the little guy, but now even the little guy has gone to kindergarten, and now Ziye Xiaoyao doesn't know what to do!

Driving the car, Ye Xiaoyao turned round and round on the elevated road, aimlessly.

"Don't go around here!" Ye Xiaoyao smiled bitterly and shook his head, he had already turned ten times, if he didn't go down, Ye Xiaoyao would wonder if it would be on the news the next day, and he was ridiculed as "Thirteen Lang in Central".

β€œDuang~”

β€œDuang~”

......

Just after Ye Xiaoyao got off the elevated highway, there was a serial sound from behind him, just above the elevated highway, and I don't know what was going on, there was a serial crash!

Ye Xiaoyao didn't have the leisure to pay attention to these things, these things would be taken care of by the police.

After returning home, Ye Xiaoyao still decided to ask Taishang Laojun now what he wanted to find him.

In a flash, Ye Xiaoyao appeared in the fairy world, Tushi Palace.

"Who?" Taishang Laojun was very alert, Ye Xiaoyao arrived, and he found out as soon as he could.

"Lao Jun, what are you looking for me?" Ye Xiaoyao is the maker of the rules of the Three Realms, he is not bound by the Three Realms, and he can naturally shuttle freely between the Three Realms.

"The Emperor!" Seeing that it was Ye Xiaoyao, Taishang Laojun hurriedly bowed, "I've seen the Emperor!"

"Okay, no courtesy!" Ye Xiaoyao waved his hand, "Listen to the little girl, you want to find me?"

"Yes, this matter ......" Taishang Laojun became sophisticated, and it seemed to be something unspeakable.

"It's your illegitimate child, right?" Ye Xiaoyao asked.

"Ahem...... Yes, yes!" Taishang Laojun was very embarrassed, after all, this is not a glorious thing.

"Tell me, what do you want?" Ye Xiaoyao asked.

"Naturally, I want to find it and bring it back to Heaven!" said the Heavenly Monarch, "I owe them too much to their mother and son. ”

"What, you won't be talking about the red boy, right?" Ye Xiaoyao asked with some uncertainty.

"Huh?" Taishang Laojun was taken aback, "Emperor, this ...... You know that?"

"It doesn't seem like a secret, right? It's just that stupid cow still in the dark, right?" Ye Xiaoyao said, "Just by relying on your three-flavor true fire, you should be able to conclude, right?"

"Ahem...... Taishang Laojun coughed lightly twice, and then said, "Yes, too." ”

"Isn't the red boy there Guanyin, what are you worried about?" Ye asked in confusion.

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun's face flushed: "I'm not talking about red children. ”

"Old man, you're quite romantic!" Ye Xiaoyao said with a wicked smile.

"Ahem...... Ahem...... "Taishang Laojun coughed softly, "Emperor, don't be laughing at me." ”

"Okay, let's talk about it. Ye Xiaoyao shrugged his shoulders and did not continue to tease.

"That's right, my kid should be about twenty years old, and he has also mastered the Three Flavors True Fire, but I don't know where he is, I only know that he is in the human world now, so please ask the Emperor to help pay attention to it, and if he is a disaster to the world, please also ask the Emperor to suppress it." "Taishang Laojun said.

"Well, since it's your illegitimate son, as long as he doesn't go too far, I won't bother with him. Ye Xiaoyao nodded, "Don't worry, if there is news, I will contact you!"

"Great Emperor, slow down!" At this time, Taishang Laojun stopped Ye Xiaoyao.

"What?" Ye Xiaoyao was puzzled, looking at this Taishang Laojun suspiciously.

"That's the case, the old man invented a mobile phone that can communicate the human world and the fairy world, if the emperor doesn't dislike it, the old man helps the emperor upgrade the mobile phone, and then pulls the emperor into our big group.

"This ...... Okay!" Idle left and right and bored, Ye Xiaoyao agreed.

After taking out the mobile phone, Taishang Laojun took it, and then a fairy qi hit the mobile phone, and the mobile phone immediately shone brightly, and after a while, the upgrade was completed.

Ye Xiaoyao opened the V letter, and Taishang Laojun directly pulled it into the V letter group.

"Emperor, the nameless person in this is a mortal, through observation, the old man found that his mental skills were a little wrong. "Taishang Laojun said.

"Well, I see!" Ye Xiaoyao nodded, and then prepared to leave.

However, before he left, he heard the obscene laughter of Taishang Laojun: "Good luck to the emperor!"

Good luck to me? What does that mean?

After returning to his home in the human world, Ye Xiaoyao was a little confused and didn't understand the meaning of Taishang Laojun's words.

However, when he looked at the V message group chat on his mobile phone again, he understood what Taishang Laojun meant.

"Laojun, you bastard, you dare to trick me!" Ye Xiaoyao couldn't help but curse secretly.

"Ahh