Fourth, the courtesy of the guests
"Hey!hey~" a high-pitched and mournful shout.
At that time, I was drowsy, and suddenly I heard this subdued shout, and I jumped up with a spirit, and when I looked at it, I saw a woman dressed in brocade and standing upright in the middle of the hallway.
There was another person who was stunned like me, but I saw that this person was dressed in a dark robe and had a medium stature, with a long face and blazing eyes, not saying a word, but motionless, but for no reason with a sense of calm and practice.
"Master ......" The man was stunned for a long time and finally raised his hand to the woman, but before the words came out, there was a poignant and terrible tactful cry, only to see the woman raise her jade finger and point at the man's nose and say: "Faint king, usurper king, ah hey!" The word "hey" is sonorous and powerful, and the woman's eyes are even more fierce and resentful, as if there are thousands of grievances to be sued, and all kinds of hatred to be avenged.
Hearing this shout, the people standing in the local area were immediately stunned, and an undetectable cold light flashed in their eyes.
"A thief is like a thief who is a lonely widow, a thief is not bad at all like Cao Aman, a thief is like Qin Zhao Gao pointing a deer as a horse, a thief is like Sima Shi to disturb China, only scolding the king of thieves pretending to be deaf and dumb, only scolding the king of thieves and fainting to turn his body, close his eyes, be ashamed, and not say a word, only scold the king of thieves and faint without a word, and the civil and military ministers on both sides are like numb. ”
The woman's voice was tactful and frustrating, her body trembled, her footsteps were swift, and her tears fluttered...... Hearing this, I couldn't help but shake my head with an intoxicated face, although in the past few years, I was just a demon boy who couldn't get out of Yuheng Mountain, but whenever Ergouzi set up a platform in their village, and when it was beating, I would also lie on the crooked neck tree at the foot of the mountain with great interest and look down.
"Move a golden chair and sit down!" sang here, but saw the woman's jade fingers slightly raised to wipe her tears, so not soft.
"Do you hear me, move a chair!"
The woman suddenly became impatient, pulled her sleeves and flicked her pretty face, and made a black dog-like sound, so cold that it scared me, I was stunned, then squeezed my eyebrows, raised my claws to block the dazzling sunlight, and looked the woman up and down carefully, the broad shoulders, the strong waist, and the thick black claws, who is not a black dog, but a pretty face is charming and pitiful.
"Master, what are you making a fuss about? Hurry up, let's stop singing, okay?" the man coaxed with the black dog's arm.
The black dog poked the man's nose with a finger and said, "Ruoyuan, you little rabbit cub, now you are getting bigger and bigger, and you don't even care about the master!"
"Master, where is it, haven't I been tripped up? You don't know, the spirit chicken sent by Lingbao Tianzun the day before yesterday was lost, and the master of Luo Yao Courtyard of Youying Courtyard personally came to the door to ask for help, and the apprentices had to help one or two!" Ruoyuan said and sat down on the soft couch, picked up a cup of tea, and looked, it seemed to be a little gloating.
"That stinky woman, do you still help her? That spirit chicken is a congratulatory gift from Lingbao Tianzun to celebrate the 300,000th birthday of her ancestor, she can lose it, and the people in her Youying Courtyard are not rice buckets! However, she has always loved to work against our Xixian Palace, and this thing must be enough for her to drink a pot of ......" The black dog paused, and suddenly turned his head and said: "It's okay, while she has no time to take care of him recently, let's do our business......"
I only heard the black dog and his apprentice Ruoyuan cooing together, but my stomach was gurgling, and when I was secretly sad and sad, I suddenly saw the little Taoist boy Du Heng come in and said respectfully: "Master, you can eat!"
As soon as I heard the word "food", I immediately swallowed my saliva fiercely, and the "grunt" sound was so loud that it attracted the attention of everyone present.
"Well, I still have something to discuss with Ruoyuan, presumably Xiaobai is hungry, you two will bring him over first to serve him!"
The dining room of Chongyang Pavilion is magnificent, surrounded by a carved screen of purple fragrant nan wood, a night pearl the size of a basin hanging on the top, and a rectangular stone table made of Fang Zhuyu in the middle.
As soon as I sat down, I glanced at the two large plates covered with gold lids on the jade table, Du Heng saw this, and immediately took a white towel from the small table behind me and tied it around my neck, and Juniper put a large gold-inlaid celadon plate in front of me.
"This is a steamed phoenix pith carefully cooked by Wangwu Ice Spring!" Du Heng uncovered one of the large gold plates with a brilliant face, and I tried my best to suck back the saliva hanging from the corner of my mouth, and when I looked at it, I saw a bunch of small sticks placed in the luxurious jade plate.
I said in my heart, how can I look familiar, damn, isn't this a chicken bone?!
The black dog, it's okay to give me bones, but he still has to make such a pomp, it's really okay to eat enough. While I was complaining, the black dog suddenly pushed the door open and stepped in, and sat down beside me.
I saw that as soon as his neck stretched Du Heng conveniently tied a napkin for him, and as soon as his left hand was raised, Juniper handed him a knife properly, and then, the gold lid in front of him was opened, but he saw a boneless roast chicken lying on it.
The black dog cut off a piece of crispy and fat chicken thigh meat and stuffed it into his mouth while chewing and said, "It's all made by Luo Yao's stinky mother-in-law, in order to find the spirit chicken, this Qingwei Mountain has been cut off from the supply of chicken for many days, just this one I finally asked for from the small kitchen of Xuanwei Palace, and it was put on weekdays, I definitely don't eat this chicken, I only eat chicken bones, this best thing is naturally left to Xiao Baibai you!"
It turns out that eating chicken bones is still a courtesy for guests.
The black dog ate very quickly, and before I could "Wang" a few times to express my disagreement, a chicken had already been stuffed into the dog's belly.
"Why don't you eat it?" the black dog's oily mouth spat out a few words vaguely, "If you don't want to be hungry, or let me eat a few bites, this chicken is really not full, not as good as chicken bones!"
"Yo, look at your stingy appearance! Come on, I won't rob you with the old man, you eat slowly, I'll go first!" said the black dog, wiped his mouth and got up and walked away.
When I saw him go away, I didn't care that Du Heng and Jun Song's two waiters were still there, so I jumped forward and swallowed the few pieces of minced meat and chicken skin left on his plate, and finally licked the oily plate clean.
It wasn't until a few days later that I really believed that the black dog was right, and eating bones was the courtesy of the guests of Chongyang Pavilion, because after a few days, chickens, ducks, cows, sheep, pigs, horses, mules, all kinds of bones I tasted all over again, although, those bones were all carefully cooked without exception, and the taste was very beautiful, but my stomach was getting more and more hungry the more I ate.
On this day, when the black dog saw that I was in a hurry, he thought that I was not in good spirits, so he took me in his sleeve pocket and flew up to the heavenly streets.
This heavenly street is a special place, made of clouds, suspended in the sky of the mountains, if you want to take in the beautiful scenery of this place, it is really a good choice to look down on this heavenly street.
What bustling streets, the scenery of mountains and rivers, the babbling theaters, and even, the naughty children and wives quarreling in the fireworks of the world can also be seen a lot.
"I said, where are your eyes? Believe it or not, I'm going to gouge out your eyes!" a woman of five big and three thick on the long street at her foot was yelling at a thin man beside her, and when she heard this roar, people on the street gathered around to see the excitement.
"What are you talking about?" the man looked quite uncomfortable, so his face changed from red to white.
"That woman is so ugly, she can even look straight into your eyes, if you really have a little bit of beauty, your soul will not be hooked!" the woman continued to roar.
"Why is it ugly, no matter how ugly it is, it looks better than you!" the man couldn't help but reply.
"What do you say? Say it again!" the fat woman raised her hand in a threatening gesture.
Thinking that the man had lost his mind in annoyance, he also shouted, "I said, what's the matter? Everyone is better looking than you, and you are uglier than a pig!"
"Yo, it's against you, see if the old lady doesn't beat you to death today!" said the fat woman and threw out a meat slap to slap over......
Only a "crackling" sound was heard, followed by a ghost crying wolf howl, the man finally couldn't help but beg for mercy, and the crowd suddenly burst into laughter.
At that time, I was leaning my head out of the black dog's sleeve pocket to take a look, and suddenly I saw a chubby little Taoist priest running towards this side at the other end of the heavenly street, and I thought to myself, this is not the one I met outside the dog house last time.
"Master, have you seen a chicken?" the fat Taoist priest panted.
"No!" replied the black dog without thinking.
"Master, the disciple hasn't said what kind of chicken it is!" the little fat Taoist priest said with a look of grievance.
"What nonsense, no matter what kind of chicken, the old man didn't see it!" Seeing that the black dog was angry, the little fat Taoist priest immediately turned around and ran away.
"You also asked me about the chicken, I get angry when I think of the chicken, isn't it that Luo Yao's dead girl lost the spirit chicken, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to eat the chicken bones!"
"Master, I can see a dog!" At this time, another voice came from behind him.
"No, no, no, no! Someone just came looking for chickens, and now someone is looking for dogs!
Then I heard the sound of footsteps moving away behind me, and I quietly turned my head to look, but saw a little thin Taoist priest running away, thinking that he must have been frightened by the black dog.
"Hey, speaking of dogs, what about my Xiaobai?" the black dog suddenly turned around, "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, why did you leave the old man to look for flowers and ask willows alone!"
Hearing this, I hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "Wang, Wang!"
"Hey, where are you? When did you get to the old man's sleeve pocket? Why don't you say hello, oh, I see, you must be trying to surprise the old man, right?" The black dog said to himself, and suddenly he seemed to remember something, "Hey, where did the little boy go just now, how did the old man look like the desert rain in the Ming Jing Palace?"