Chapter 22: Let's make some installation fees

Why is it so vulnerable?

Mumble.

Scarface swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fear, his eyelids jumped wildly, this person is so ruthless!

Between talking and laughing, there will be no future generations!

Ye Xuan looked at the scar, a playful smile appeared in his eyes, pointed to the broken ball, and raised his eyebrows:

"Scar, there are no more than fourteen eggs here, one a day, after fourteen days, I guarantee that you will be strong, strong, and invincible......"

Hearing this, Scar sniffed the fishy smell in the air, and his stomach turned upside down, and there was a wave of nausea, and he forcibly suppressed this nausea, and asked in horror:

"Who the hell are you?"

"Who am I?"

Ye Xuan tilted his head, thought for a while, a few sad colors faintly appeared on his face, and then said very seriously:

"Well, I don't know how to introduce myself, do you know God, Rulai or Taishang Laojun or something?"

"I exist like theirs, if not more than them, but you don't need to believe in me..."

Ye Xuan said drunkenly: "... Don't worship me, I have no shortcomings, the biggest shortcoming is perfection! Kindness! Soft-heartedness! Peach blossom luck continues!"

As he spoke, Ye Xuan pointed at himself, looking extremely lonely:

"That's why so many women fall in love with me, crying and shouting to marry me,

That's why Xi Shi will be in love with me for the ninth generation, Yang Guifei can't forget me after a thousand years, Li Qingzhao's biggest dream is to be my maid, and Master Li is willing to warm my bed......"

Let's go, yes, Ye Xuan's eyes were red when he spoke, and he was moved to cry.

Cao!

shameless things,

Tian is shameless!

The scar man was speechless,

At this moment, he really wanted to stand up and point at Ye Xuan's nose and scold, I will drop a groove......

Big brother, what about your face, you are in a hurry to go out, and you fall into the toilet!!

But he didn't dare, he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak!

A smile forced into his disgraced face, and he said flatteringly:

"Big ...... Big brother, if you're happy, then I'll ...... You can go. ”

Ye Xuan suddenly sneered, a touch of coldness appeared in his eyes, and he exhaled a cold breath:

"I want to leave! I'll tell you, if you come out and pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning. ”

Click!

Scar's heart was beating wildly, he raised his eyes to look at the moonlit and starry sky, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said secretly in his heart: Are you an idiot for me? If there is thunder in this sky, I will call you Dad!

Ye Xuan seemed to see through Scar's thoughts, and the corners of his mouth flashed with arrogance:

"Thunder!"

A loud drink!

Like thunder and explosion.

Scar's heart was beating wildly, and a chill was born.

Suddenly, the void was electrified, and the wind and thunder were rolling, just like day!

Ye Xuan held thunder and lightning in his hand, majestic, like a god descending into the world.

Scar was frightened, screamed, and fell to the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy:

"The gods spare their lives, the gods spare their lives, I don't dare anymore! Don't dare!! Don't dare!!"

At this moment, the scar was shocked, his liver and gall were broken, and his soul was rising.

After this battle, he respected Ye Xuan like a god, and he couldn't resist again.

This is not a human at all! It's a devil! A devil who can control thunder and lightning!

Ye Xuan's expression was cold, without any pity, and with a throw of the void, the thunder fire smashed Scar's body.

After a moment of fireworks.

Scar's whole body was black, his hair was blown up at the roots, his face was covered in black ash, wisps of green smoke were rising from the top of his head, and the smell of burning hair came from the air.

In fact, this is not pure thunder and lightning, it is just accelerating the flow of air, and the friction produces a thunder flower, if it is real thunder and lightning, the scar will have long been gone.

However, Scar saw that Ye Xuan's gaze had completely changed, like a pug, prostrate at his feet:

"Master, I don't dare anymore, you can spare me. ”

"I am old and young, so you can have pity on me!"

The thunder just now had made Scar completely surrender.

He is a man who licks blood at the tip of a knife, and his death is only a scar the size of a bowl, but for a person like Ye Xuan, who is like a god, no matter how bloody a man is, he can't resist at all.

Ye Xuan glanced at Scarface, ignored it, walked straight to the corner, picked up Lin Bingyan, who had already fainted, and walked towards the entrance of the alley.

Scar looked at Ye Xuan's departing back, and finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

This demon is terrible.

It's just that at this moment, Ye Xuan suddenly paused.

Groov!

Seeing Ye Xuan stop, Scar and the others instantly raised their throats, their scalps were numb, and they looked at each other in horror.

"You...... What else do you want? My brothers have been deposed by you, and I have been struck by lightning...... You're still not satisfied?"

Scar said cautiously, his fear of Ye Xuan had reached the extreme.

"I forgot to charge!" Ye Xuan touched his head and said with some embarrassment.

In fact, he doesn't have much money in his pocket, although he has an unlimited overdraft card, but he doesn't want to use it until he has to, now he is holding the girl in his arms, the Xiao family naturally can't go back, and he has to ask for money to open a house.

"What's the fee?" Scar's mouth grinned, and he secretly said something bad in his heart.

Ye Xuan touched his chin, and after being silent for a few seconds, he rubbed his hands embarrassedly:

"Look, I've come all the way to help you cure your impotence and impotence, and you have to pay for it! Besides, you come out and pretend to be forced, and you have to pay for this manual installation fee.

"Even if the manual cost is a little less, you have to pay the material cost, right?"

Nani?

Scar and the thugs were dumbfounded, showing a smile that was more ugly than crying, they heard for the first time that there was a material fee and installation fee for pretending!

Nima, we're pretending to provoke someone, what's in your way!

"Why don't you want to give it?" Ye Xuan's expression turned cold, and his eyes turned cold again.

The scar man trembled with fright, his scalp was numb, and he said tremblingly:

"Master, you ...... How much do you want?"

"Don't worry, I'm a fair person, and I don't want much. ”

Ye Xuan nodded with satisfaction, and as if he had to take out an abacus in his hand, he knocked it out:

"Let's calculate the cost of treating impotence and impotence first, an egg is 10,000 yuan, there are a total of fourteen eggs here, and I will charge you 140,000!"

What the!

140,000.

Scar wants to vomit blood!

Gangsters: "......"

Collectively speechless, protesting, seriously protesting, those eggs are obviously ours!!

"Ahem...... Let's calculate the installation fee and material cost again. After Ye Xuan finished speaking, he pointed to the pockets of the gangsters and said:

"Don't worry, it's not much this time, according to the rules, pretending to be forced is directly proportional to your worth, just take out how much money you have. ”

Depend on!

Everyone was speechless, isn't this much?

Take it all, not much!

How much more do you want!!

"Protest, why is pretending to be forced to be proportional to the value of the body? Scar said tremblingly.

Ye Xuan explained solemnly: "Scar, look at Ma Yun, people bring a ten-yuan watch, and some people tout, if you bring a ten-yuan watch, you will be ridiculed as a poor person? Why? Because people are worth millions of times more than you!"

A little brother: "Big brother, what he said makes sense!"

Scar nodded: "Well, Lao Tie, there's nothing wrong with it." ”

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