Chapter 17: The head of the house went down the mountain and got lost
"The public toilet of the Lingxi Sect is really good..."
Looking at the bamboo-woven paper basket placed at the root of the wall, as well as the clean bluestone floor, and the smooth ventilation design, Lin Meng, who was tying his belt, praised it.
The aftertaste is like the refreshing feeling of the Yellow River pouring thousands of miles, and there is still some aftertaste, but when I turned my head and looked at those words, I suddenly had a black line on my face.
I saw that on the wall at the door of the public toilet, there were four handsome and elegant characters engraved:
Lin Yuan public toilet...
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Wonnyima, I was on my dad just now... No, no, it's pooping in the public toilet named after my dad!
Bold, sheer daring!
Dare to name a public toilet with the name of an official of the imperial court, this is not a slap in my father's face, you a third-rate sect dare to act so nonsense?
It's tolerable, it's unbearable.
Lin Meng rushed over angrily, and before he could get mad, the gatekeeper had already taken the lead and said:
"Shut up, I know what you're trying to ask, let me explain.
On that day, it rained heavily in Lingxi Mountain, and the wall of the public toilet collapsed, and we knew that Lord Hubu Shangshulin was a famous philanthropist in Jinling.
So he repaired a book and sent it directly to Shangshutai, and Lord Lin was really noble, and the next day he sent someone to send two hundred taels of silver, and replied that 'good deeds are not allowed to leave a name'.
But we cultivators attach the most importance to righteousness, and naturally we will not forget Lin Shangshu's great kindness, and this 'Lin Yuan Public Toilet' comes from this. ”
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The two sisters and brothers were dumbfounded, and they were speechless.
"Well, we're going to see the boss. ”
This matter is too small, so you don't have to take it to heart at all, thinking about it, or the future of your younger brother's cultivation is more important.
The disciple coughed and said in a serious tone:
"The head of the sect has gone down the mountain and is lost, and the person currently in charge of the affairs of the sect is the second elder, Master Fang Dehua. ”
Fang Dehua, why aren't you called Andy Lau?
Boom!
A heavy bell rang out, and within the sect, there was a black qi rising up, shining red in all directions.
The black smoke was so powerful that it shot straight into the sky, as if it was about to devour the Spirit Rhino Sect.
Pointing in the direction of the ebony black gas, Lin Yan asked curiously:
"Shaoxia, what's going on, isn't there a master cultivating here?"
The exhalation of the master will cause the source qi of heaven and earth to move, which will cause the vision of heaven and earth.
The disciple who was about to be a little short-sighted, looked at it again and again, and finally flew onto the roof, slapped his thigh, and said in a panic:
"Oh my mother, where is there someone cultivating, it's clear that the sect is on fire, put out the fire, take a hand!"
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Only then did Lin Meng and his brother realize that it was billowing black smoke.
Although the status is prominent, but the firefighting does not distinguish between high and low, Confucius said: do not take evil as small, do not take good as small.
After the disciples spared no effort to put out the fire, the fire was finally brought under control, and soon, there was no spark at all, leaving only a piece of ruins.
"What about the Second Elder?" a disciple asked.
Only then did they realize that the room that was on fire was the room of the second rectangular Dehua, and just now they were only concerned about fighting the fire, and they forgot to save people.
"Hurry up and save people, and search for the second elder with all your might. ”
The disciples of the Manchu Sect panicked, turned the sect upside down, and finally found Fang Dehua under the black beams.
Fang Dehua was already covered with black charcoal, and as soon as he got out of his breath, he let out a puff of black smoke, and his white clothes were dirty.
"Master, master. ”
A white-clothed disciple shed tears and hurriedly rushed over, ready to pull the master up, and by the way, let the senior brother prepare the water.
"Second Elder, you have been burned like this, why are you still so calm?"
Lin Mengxin said in his heart, what kind of bear are you embarrassed, and you are still posing in front of Lao Tzu, isn't it heartbreaking to pretend like this?
Fang Dehua still had a tall demeanor, blinked, and said in a deep voice:
"The immortal who lives in the mountains, the years are not old, the skin is like ice and snow, quiet as a virgin, eating the wind and drinking dew, riding the wind and resisting the air. ”
Lin Meng frowned and asked, "Second Elder, what do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, I think it's embarrassing to say anything in this situation, just to ease the atmosphere. ”
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"Hurry up and give me a hand..."
The burned things could not be restored, but the second elder went back to the house to bathe and change clothes under the care of the disciples.
"Sister, this sect is a bit unreliable, let's go, let them teach me to practice, didn't they lead me astray. ”
Lin Yan sat on the wooden chair, took a sip of water, and said calmly:
"Although the Lingxi Sect is a small sect, it has a good reputation near the capital, I think there is something else wrong with this fire, maybe Elder Fang Dehua is studying something. ”
"He may be looking at whether the fire can burn him to death. Lin Meng said.
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The sun continued to rise, the weather became hotter, the black smoke from the ruins gradually disappeared, and the Lingxi Sect once again returned to peace and tranquility.
Soon, the second elder freshened up and came out again, although he had changed into clean clothes, his hair, beard and eyebrows had been burned.
Now it looks more like a Shaolin monk.
Invited the Lin family sisters and brothers into a pavilion, instructed the disciples to boil tea and serve fruits, and asked with a smile:
"Miss Childe is here, why are you here?"
"Elder, don't blame, today our sister and brother took the liberty of going up the mountain to let the master guide me to let my brother wash the essence and start building the foundation and cultivation. ”
"How old is Lin Gongzi this year?"
Fang Dehua's gaze kept drifting on Lin Meng, making him uncomfortable, and he always felt that this old guy had a habit of breaking his sleeves.
"My son is 18 years old, and he is in the mood for love. ”
"On the way to cultivation, the man is 18 tofu scum. ”
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Many children start practicing at the age of 5 or 6, and some teenagers at the age of 17 or 18 have been practicing for more than ten years.
When Lin Meng was 18 years old, he hadn't succeeded in building a foundation, and he hadn't even tested his bones.
"Then can we wash the essence and start building the foundation?"
Lin Meng was very anxious, he was a traverser, if he was beaten by the aborigines, how could he be embarrassed to say that he was a traverser when he met his peers?
Fang Dehua stretched his waist, leaned against the vermilion pillar, and said while drinking tea:
"The way of cultivation is to go against the sky, and if you want to find the opportunity of the Heavenly Gate in nature, so as to build a foundation for cultivation, how easy is it to talk about?"
He had been cultivating for decades, but he still didn't know much about many exercises, and it had even taken more than ten years to improve the most difficult bottleneck of the realm.
Therefore, later generations emphasized the practice of children's bodies, because children's habits are easy to develop and are easy to imperceptibly.
But once they are over the age of eighteen, both boys and girls will have their own way of thinking, and it is difficult to reverse the change.
The Lingxi Sect prides itself on being a true sect, but in fact it is just a two-eyed sect that can't enter the eyes of the world.
Fang Dehua, the second elder, couldn't even compare to the 'Ask Sword Sect', a disciple with advanced Taoism, and he was a little sad to think about.
Hearing this, the two sisters and brothers were a little lost.
Fang Dehua fumbled for a long time, took out a yellowed sheepskin from his arms, and said:
"This is the foundation building exercise I read when I was three years old, you take a look at it first, you can stay for the time being today, tomorrow morning, try it out of the old decay, maybe you can help the child..."
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