Chapter 35: Wise Copper Coins
At this time, Shang Wen'an was angry, and he saw him "crackling", constantly smashing the cup, and the ground was a mess. The gang of evil slaves stood on both sides, and could only obediently bow their heads and be trained: "I said that you dog slaves, who look like dogs and shout in front of people on weekdays, how come when it comes to the critical moment, all the fucking ones have become soft eggs?
Li Qiang seemed to have a stomach full of grievances, raised his head slightly, glanced at Shang Wen'an, and muttered softly: "No, young master, that kid, he, he is really powerful, we people are not his opponents at all!"
"Less nonsense!" Shang Wen'an shouted angrily: "I'll tell you, Li Qiang, you'd better find a way to get that little lady back to the house for me quickly, otherwise, you fucking get out of the door for me immediately!"
"Hey, hey, I said Master Shang, why are you so angry?" Before the words fell, I saw Shui Lingyu swaggering into the house.
Shang Wen'an was furious, seeing that Shui Lingyu actually came uninvited, his anger immediately subsided a lot, and he suddenly felt overjoyed and excited, and stood up from the chair with a "poof", his little eyes were wide open, and the corners of his mouth were three feet long, grinding his fists vigorously, sighing again and again, and smiling lewdly on his face: "Oh, hey, my little beauty, I didn't expect you to send it to the door by yourself, you want to kill my uncle!"
Seeing that he was so obscene, Shui Lingyu felt disgusted in her heart, forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart, and said, "Miss me, what do you want me to do?"
Shang Wen'an was horny, and while slowly stepping forward, he smiled shamelessly: "Little beauty, aren't you asking knowingly!" Before the words fell, like a hungry wolf, he pounced towards Shui Lingyu.
What he didn't expect was that Chu Ping would suddenly appear in front of him, kick him out, "plop", fell to the ground, fell to the ground, and shouted: "Okay, you rabbit cub, it's a good thing that you ruined Young Master Ben." He waved back and shouted, "Hey, you bunch of waste, why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry up and give it to me!"
Unexpectedly, these guys were all scared by Chu Ping, and how dare they come forward to beg for a beating, you look at me, I look at yours, and they retreated vigorously, and no one refused to step forward, so angry that Shang Wen'an screamed.
At this time, I only heard a voice from the inner room: "What are you doing here? Crackling, chattering, noisy, and not letting my old man sleep peacefully." ”
As soon as the words stopped, I saw a white-haired old man, supported by two maids, who walked out of the inner room, and saw Shang Wen'an lying on the ground and rolling on a donkey, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Oh, my son, you, how did you get this? Why did you become like this?" It turned out that this person was Shang Wen'an's father, Shang Wancai.
Shang Wen'an said shamelessly: "Oh, my father, I let people beat me for no reason, and they still want to kill me, your old man must be the master for me!"
Shang Wancai glanced at Chu Ping and Shui Lingyu, and said in astonishment: "I said two, who are you?
Shui Lingyu was about to step forward, but Chu Ping stretched out his hand to stop her, clasped his fists with both hands, and said: "This old man, I don't mean to offend Ling Gongzi, just because he wanted to snatch the girl next to me back to the house when he was visiting the Lantern Festival, so he had to take action, and I hope the old man will forgive me!"
When Shang Wancai heard this, he immediately became angry, picked up the crutches in his hand, and hit Shang Wen'an who was lying on the ground fiercely, and shouted angrily: "Okay, you are a bad boy, you actually ran out and did something wrong again! I, I have to beat you to death today." "Raise and fight.
Shang Wen'an waved his hand again and again begging for mercy, and said nonsense: "Dad, don't listen to his nonsense, it's obviously that girl's piece, is it her seducing me? I'm the victim!"
"What?" Shui Lingyu became angry when she boarded, stepped forward quickly, pointed at Shang Wen'an's nose and scolded angrily: "Okay, you shameless dog, you are too shameless you, you dare to say such nonsense, you don't look at what kind of virtue you look like, aunt and grandmother, as soon as I see your face, I will be disgusted to death, how can I seduce you?" turned to Chu Ping and said: "Brother Chu Ping, kill him, people like him stay in the world, it will only harm people, it is better to kill him directly." ”
When Shang Wancai heard this, he was terrified, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, begging bitterly: "Ask the woman to open up the net, spare the child, I, Shang Wancai, on behalf of the dog, I apologized to the woman, it's all my old immortal's fault, it was my lax discipline of him, which caused today's situation, the woman wants to kill, then kill me, please let the child live, please let the girl live, please beg the woman...... "Kowtow."
Seeing Shang Wancai begging so hard, Chu Ping relented a little, and said to Shui Lingyu: "Lingyu, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, I think it's better to forget it, for the sake of the old man's face, let's let him go! If he still doesn't repent and continues to behave nonsense, I believe God will not let him go." ”
Shui Lingyu blinked, bit her red lip slightly, and shouted angrily at Shang Wen'an: "Hmph! Facing Chu Ping, he said, "Brother Chu Ping, let's go, in a ghost place like this, I really don't want to stay for a moment." ”
Chu Ping smiled and said, "Okay, let's go!" took Shui Lingyu's hand and turned around to leave the mansion.
Seeing the two leaving, Shang Wancai kowtowed again and again and thanked him: "Thank you! Thank you to the two heroes for sparing the child's life, thank you." Turning around, he reprimanded Shang Wenan fiercely, and will not repeat it here.
Let's say that Chu Ping and Shui Lingyu left the business house and returned directly to the inn. Along the way, Shui Lingyu was always puffed up, which made Chu Ping want to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Back at the inn, after washing, say goodnight, and go back to their rooms to rest. After resting for one night, at dawn the next day, the two of them used it too early, and left Tongyuan County hand in hand, and marched to the southeast on foot.
After a long journey, at noon in the morning, the two of them came to a small town, only to feel hungry and thirsty, hand in hand into a snack bar, selected a clean table, sat down next to each other, Chu Ping ordered in front of the counter: "Shopkeeper, please prepare some food for the two of us?"
"Ah, yes, officer!" replied, turning around and going into the back kitchen, and quickly getting ready.
The work was not large, the guy brought the prepared food and wine, sent it to the table, cups, plates and dishes, neatly arranged in turn, nodded and said, "Two guest officers, please use it slowly!" turned around and went to busy. The plot of the two eating, let's not mention it here!
After the meal, Chu Ping and the shopkeeper passed the meal money, picked up the baggage, swords and other things, took Shui Lingyu's hand, and walked out of the store.
When he came to the street, he was about to leave the town, and suddenly saw that not far ahead, there was a group of people who were probing their heads and looking at something, Shui Lingyu was very curious, and suddenly became interested, and smiled at Chu Ping: "Brother Chu Ping, let's go over and see the excitement, okay?"
"Okay!" Chu Ping replied, hand in hand.
When I came to the front, I found an old man selling oil cakes, scuffling with a young man dressed as a martial artist, only to hear the old man's mouth, and kept shouting: "Stinky boy, in broad daylight, you dare to steal Lao Tzu's money, it's so bold for you." Diao San, hurry up, return the money bag to Lao Tzu, otherwise, Lao Tzu will not let you go. ”
The young idle man Diao San did not show weakness, and while he was busy pulling, he shouted loudly: "Alas! I said Lao Zhangtou, which of your eyes has seen me stealing your money bag, don't blame the good people!"
Zhang Laohan was angry and scolded: "Okay! Diao San, you rabbit cub, you stole my money, and you still don't admit it, you ...... You're so bad! Anyway, if you don't give me back the money bag today, you won't want to get out of here. It's a big deal, I'm going to give up today's business, and I must be entangled with you to the end. Grabbed his shirt and didn't let go.
Diao San was furious, and pushed Zhang Laohan, who was selling oil cakes, to the ground, "stabbed", Diao San's clothes were torn, Diao San glared angrily, pointed at Zhang Laohan who fell to the ground, and shouted angrily: "Old man Zhang, young master, I didn't steal your money at all, but you tore off this young master's clothes, this is good, it's time for you to pay the young master for my clothes." He stretched out his hand and shouted, "Hurry up, get the money! ”
"I'm sorry!" Zhang Laohan sat up and scolded angrily: "Diao San, in our entire Sanyan Town, who doesn't know who you are in Diao San? If you hadn't deliberately hit me, how could the money bag on my body disappear out of thin air? Could it be that the wind would blow away? It must have been stolen by you, the bastard, and you quickly returned it to me!"
Diao San raised his feet, "poof", kicked Zhang Laohan to the ground fiercely, and scolded: "Fuck, shameless stinky old man, don't take his filthy oil and gas all over his body to stain the young master's clean clothes, phew!"
Zhang Laohan cried and shouted: "Oh, God! You can open your eyes! You steal money and beat people, but there is still heaven......
The onlookers talked non-stop, accusing Diao San of being domineering, Diao San didn't care, and pointed at him indiscriminately, shouting: "Go to ......! ”
Chu Ping really couldn't look past it, so he quickly stepped forward, blocked Diao San's way, and discussed with him in kind words: "This brother, since you have repeatedly insisted that you have not stolen the old man's money, why do you have to beat people? Isn't it true that a person like Brother Tai does not know the truth of respecting the old and loving the young? Brother Tai, please listen to the next sentence of persuasion, or hurry over and apologize to the old man?"
Diao San shrugged his shoulders on tiptoe, squeezed his eyebrows, looked Chu Ping up and down, and said coldly: "Oh, he! Bugs actually came out of the melon seeds, where did the wild boy come from, and he actually came here to worry about it? Boy, who do you think you are? Hurry up, flash the way!" stretched out his hand, but he couldn't push it at all.
Chu Ping didn't move, and said coldly: "If you don't apologize to the old man, today, you don't want to go over here!"
"Damn! Chu Ping didn't avoid it, as soon as he stretched out his hand to grab his wrist, he stumbled under his feet in his arms, and "poof" fell a dog and ate, and passers-by saw this and applauded in unison.
Diao San suddenly felt that his face was swept away, his face was red with shame, and he got up from the ground with a "grunt", and he pulled his arms and sleeves, and scolded with grinning: "Fuck, you stinky boy dare to be a practitioner! Dare to fall me, this young master will definitely want you to look good today, boy, look at the palm technique!"
Chu Ping hummed and said disdainfully: "Pediatrics!" When he approached, he followed up quickly, stepped forward with his hands together, broke up and down, and made a "white crane bright wings" move, quickly defusing Diao San's offensive, one palm on his chest, and one palm on his lower abdomen, only using less than half of his strength, "poof", Diao San immediately fell to the sky with all four feet, screaming, and excitedly Shui Lingyu clapped his hands again and again.
The moment Diao San fell, the money bag in his arms suddenly fell out, Chu Ping stepped forward quickly, picked it up in his hand, came to the old man, and said, "Uncle, is this your money bag?"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Laohan shook his head again and again: "No!"
Diao San made the carp stiffen, jumped up from the ground, walked forward quickly, and shouted: "Bah! Did you hear it? It's not his, that's my money bag, give it back to me quickly!"
Chu Ping couldn't help but be a little discouraged, and was about to return it, but he heard Shui Lingyu smile and said, "Slow!" came to Chu Ping, took the money bag from his hand, untied it, and immediately saw the clues, and smiled at Chu Ping and said, "Brother Chu Ping, you ask this kid, what does he do for a living?"
Chu Ping was confused, puzzled, and said, "Lingyu, ask him what he is doing?"
"Oh, if you ask, will you ask?" said Shui Lingyu.
Chu Ping shook his head helplessly, couldn't help but smile, and asked Diao San: "Dare to ask this brother, what do you do for a living?"
Diao San looked around and squeaked, "I, I run a gambling house." What? Does it have anything to do with this?"
"Oh! It turned out to be a gambling house. In this way, the copper coins in this money bag may not be yours!" Shui Lingyu said with a smile.
Chu Ping was even more puzzled and asked, "Lingyu, how do you say this?"
"Hmph, I won't tell you yet!" Shui Lingyu resold Guan Zi and said to passers-by: "Everyone, who is willing to bring me a basin of water!"
"I!" said one of them, and with little effort, a basin of water came to him. At this moment, Chu Ping immediately understood, and thought: "It's still Lingyu who is careful! This girl, there are a lot of ghost ideas!"
"Jingling" ground, Shui Lingyu poured all the copper coins in the money bag into the basin, only to see layers of oil on the water surface, and everyone suddenly realized: "Oh!
Shui Lingyu smiled at Chu Ping and said, "Brother Chu Ping, please go over and take a look, see if that guy's hands are stained with a lot of oil?"
"Okay!" walked quickly to Diao San, pulled his hand, took a closer look, and sure enough, there were a lot of oil stains, and said with a smile: "Boy, there is still something to say!"
Diao San suddenly turned red with shame, and squeaked: "This ...... I ...... "Tear your hand away, turn around and run." Chu Ping jumped forward, blocked Diao San's way, and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Seeing that the deeds are revealed, you want to escape?
Diao San knew that his enemy was no match for Chu Ping, so he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Please, hero, please spare me! I promise that from now on, I will definitely change, please spare me this time, let me go?"
"Come over and make amends to the old man!" Chu Ping shouted.
"Hey!" came to Zhang Laohan, bent down and saluted, and said with a smile: "Daddy Zhang, there are many offenses, don't blame! You have a lot of old people, so don't worry about me anymore, okay?"
Zhang Laohan glanced at him and said, "Hmph! Forget it! For the sake of the villagers, today, you kid will be cheaper!"
"Thank you, Daddy, thank you!" turned around and left.
"Wait!" Shui Lingyu interrupted.
Diao San was puzzled, and asked, "What? What else does the woman have to command?" As if smeared with honey, he smiled at Shui Lingyu: "Look at the woman, how beautiful you look, you can be called the first beauty in the history of the past after Na Xi Shi and Diao Chan! Woman, you are so beautiful, you must have a good heart, Woman, you just raise your noble hand and let me go?"
"Don't come to this set!" Shui Lingyu shouted: "Boy, you not only stole the old man's money, but also beat the old man for no reason, what's the matter, you have to show the old man a thing or two!
"Yes, the girl is right, she has to ask this kid to pay the old man's money!"
"Yes! Diao San has to lose money, lose money!" everyone said in unison.
Diao San was speechless, remorseful and annoyed, scratched his head, stomped his feet, cried and mourned, and muttered: "Okay......! I'll pay! I'll pay it!
Shui Lingyu smiled: "How much do you lose?" go ask Daddy Zhang yourself!"
Zhang Laohan smiled slightly and said, "Forget it, the villagers, what kind of money do you lose? From now on, you kid don't do evil!"
"Ahh Seeing this, everyone cheered in unison and left one after another, each going about his own business. Zhang Laohan thanked the two of them, picked up the burden, and continued to busy his business.
Chu Ping glanced at Shui Lingyu and said with a smile: "Lingyu, there is really yours." Look, my Lingyu is becoming more and more like a chivalrous heroine!"
Shui Lingyu smiled shyly, twisted her delicate posture, and said softly shyly: "Look at what you said, don't be shy here." If I didn't have you by my side, I, how would I dare to scream?"
Chu Ping stretched out his hand, gently pinched her delicate and smooth face, and said with a smile: "Okay, Lingyu, don't be shy." Let's go, let's keep going!"
"Hmm!" grabbed Chu Ping's arm, snuggled his head on his shoulder, and the two walked forward hand in hand.
Along the way, Shui Lingyu always chirped and talked non-stop, happy as a child. After walking for most of the day and coming to the suburbs, Shui Lingyu felt a little tired, and sat under a big poplar tree to rest for a while. Shui Lingyu lifted the placket of her clothes and wiped her sweat, and complained: "What the hell is this weather? Why is it so hot? The sun is so big that it looks like it's going to roast people!"
Chu Ping sat down and said with a smile: "It's the height of summer now, and of course the weather is hot." But fortunately, after this solar term, it will not be hot after the beginning of autumn. ”
Shui Lingyu felt a little thirsty and asked Chu Ping for water to drink, but unexpectedly, the water bag was already empty. Chu Ping looked at Shui Lingyu and said with a smile: "Who told you to chirp and talk non-stop along the way, now it's okay, all the water has been drunk by you, and now I have no choice." ”
Shui Lingyu was a little unhappy, and said with a smile: "Who asked you to only bring such a little water, so that people don't even have water to drink." ”
Chu Ping pointed ahead and said, "But it's okay, there is no endless road to the sky! Lingyu, look, in the woods in front of you, what is that?"
Shui Lingyu looked in the direction Chu Ping pointed to, and found that it was a teahouse, and suddenly felt excited, and said with a smile: "Great, I finally have water to drink." The two walked towards the teahouse. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the teahouse, he caused a catastrophe.
If you ask for the reason, and see the breakdown below.