Chapter 24: The Art of Mouth Cannon (1st Update)
Chapter 24 The Art of Mouth Cannons
Mouth cannon is an art.
It's not about being loud.
An excellent mouth cannon can often inadvertently use the most ordinary words to evoke the deepest memory of the opponent and hit the snake seven inches.
It makes people fall into deep memory pain.
Lu Dayou smiled hard and turned back, but Li Xiaofeng hadn't finished speaking.
"Even if you have been sitting on the bench all the time, I am the main player, he will hate me for this kind of thing until now?! ”
Li Xiaofeng walked to Lu Dayou's side and grabbed Lu Dayou's shoulder.
Lu Dayou glanced at the monitor next to the stadium, and his teeth were about to crush.
I kept chattering in my heart.
Calm down, calm down, if I do it now, I'll be expelled from the game, banned from today's game, and then it'll be over.
The camera of this monitor has a recording function, and once a coach does something in the rest area, it will inevitably be punished by the organizer.
Just thinking of this, Lu Dayou came over to provoke Li Xiaofeng.
Anyway, there is only a camera, no matter what you say, it doesn't really matter, once you do it, the problem will be serious.
"Oh?!I see, wow, Coach Lu, why are your eyes red?!"
Seeing that Lu Da looked very uncomfortable, Ye Xiaobai asked innocently.
"It's windy and sandy, my eyes are in the sand, so I'll go to the bathroom. By the way, Xiaofeng, what you just said, after the game, let's compete and exchange feelings, right?!"
"Go, count, win or lose, we'll wait for you when the game is over!"
Li Xiaofeng patted Lu Dayou on the shoulder.
Lu Dayou looked relieved, trying hard to control his tears from falling.
"Then I can rest assured. ”
With that, Lu Dayou turned around and went to the bathroom not far from the rest area behind him.
The sound of things being smashed could be heard in the distance.
"Coach, I brought you milk tea. ”
Ye Xiaobai handed over the milk tea in his hand, which he bought by the way on the road.
Li Xiaofeng took it and took a sip.
"Yes, the old Zhang family at the school gate still smells like this. ”
"Li Xiaofeng, you wait for me, I'm going to kill you when the game is over!"
Behind him, there was a resentful shouting and scolding.
"Why don't I go in and remind him that the soundproofing of the bathroom is not very good?!He's embarrassed?!"
Li Xiaofeng glanced back and saw that the people leaving the rest area had already begun to talk, and the corners of his eyes had narrowed.
"No, be kind, we are very considerate and pretend that we don't hear anything. You'll be embarrassed if you go in, Coach Lu!"
Ye Xiaobai glanced at it, and there were already people around him who began to point at the rest area and sighed.
"Coach, I found that you are actually very unkind!"
After this Lu Dayou came out, he found that everything he shouted was listened to, and I am afraid it will be even more embarrassing.
"The two armies are fighting, and the heart is the best, before you came, he said even more excessively. ”
Li Xiaofeng looked indifferent.
Ignoring Lu Dayou anymore, Li Xiaofeng looked at Ye Xiaobai.
"That's the first lesson, no matter what happens outside the ring, don't let others influence you, or even bring emotions into the game, in that case, before you start the game, you've already lost half of the game. ”
"Learned, but this game is over, are you really ready to compete with them?!"
"False, I'll run away after the game, remember, as a professional footballer, only the points on the field are what measure your value. Other ......"
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaofeng glanced at the direction of the bathroom.
"Let Coach Dayou slowly forget, after all, time is the medicine for injuries!"
"Coach, you're so cheap!"
Ye Xiaobai's face sighed, I have learned!
Li Xiaofeng nodded.
"I'll just take you as a compliment!"
After venting, Lu Dayou washed his face and walked out with grace and politeness.
After all, this is the home of Jiangzuo University, and it is necessary to maintain the most basic demeanor.
Suddenly, Lu Dayou's smile froze.
He found that the eyes of the two reporters around him fell on him, and there was a meaningful taste in his eyes.
The people in the nearby stands were pointing at themselves.
Lu Dayou walked over and asked awkwardly.
"Did you all hear that?!"
Ye Xiaobai and Li Xiaofeng shook their heads quickly at the same time, resolutely and thoroughly.
"No, we didn't hear anything. ”
"Well, we didn't hear anyone cursing in the bathroom in a rage. ”
Lu Dayou took a deep breath.
Then he walked away, waved his hand, and motioned for his team to come over.
Then, whispered in the ears of the team members.
"Coach, will the other coach be mad, I remember that there is another sentence, called mourning soldiers will win!
Hearing Ye Xiaobai say this, Li Xiaofeng glanced at him in surprise.
"Ouch, boy, yes, I'm a pretty fast learner. One thing to remember, though. ”
"-Heaven and earth have righteousness!"
Li Xiaofeng said with a righteous face.
You're a bad old man, and I almost believed your nonsense.
Ye Xiaobai took a sip of milk tea.
Anyway, if you don't play today, even if you start a martial arts fight this time, it has nothing to do with you.
When Ye Xiaobai was chatting with Li Xiaofeng, the audience slowly began to enter the stands.
"Jean, didn't you see me holding a child?!"
A fat aunt shouted at others to make way for herself.
If Ye Xiaobai were here, he would definitely be able to find out that this fat aunt was the one who kept scolding herself in Li Hui's snack bar?!
The fat aunt squeezed her fat son to the stands, and took the opportunity to educate her son.
"Mi'er, have you seen it?!You have to eat well in the future, and when we grow up, we will be athletes, otherwise you can only be like Ye Xiaobai, guarding a grocery store to waste your time. Do you remember everything I've been saying these days?!"
The little fat man tilted his head and said in a tiger's head.
"Remember, don't be too Ye Xiaobai, study hard, otherwise you will become Ye Xiaobai. Eat well, otherwise you will achieve nothing like Ye Xiaobai. ”
The little fat man crossed his fingers and began to count.
The other person next to him listened with embarrassment.
"I said Sister Wang, you are arranging people behind others like this, okay?!"
The eldest sister of the fat man Wang looked in the direction of the voice and found that it was Aunt Liu from the neighborhood committee.
"It's a coincidence, this Aunt Liu has come to watch the football game?! Ouch, no! I'm bringing my son to watch the football game, Aunt Liu, you didn't bring your grandson over. Are you suddenly interested in football?!"
Aunt Liu sighed.
"Where am I interested in football? I'm afraid that Xiaobai will be deceived!
As soon as he heard Aunt Liu's words, Wang Da Fat became even more excited.
"Just Ye Xiaobai's poor and sour appearance?!Someone will lie to him?!"