Chapter 56: Handsome Guy, Who Are You
Open the door, close the door, open the door, close the door.
Walk over, walk over, walk over again, walk over again.
Extension, shrink, extension, shrinkage.
Look up, look down, look left, look right.
This is what Li Shixian did all day in Qing Wan'er's solitary residence today, whether it was during lunch or after the afternoon break, Li Shixian has been repeating these actions there.
"Hey, hey, I'm talking about you. What are you doing going back and forth from morning to afternoon? If you are sick, you can see the doctor? Sister can still afford your medical bills. So if you are sick, take medicine and see a doctor, whether it will be successful. Qing Wan'er said to Li Shixian with big dark circles under her eyes.
She doesn't know what's wrong with this Li Shixian today, don't want to dislike his green hair yesterday, there is a momentum that can be broken and the hairstyle cannot be messed up, why does she dare to come out so swaggering today.
You say that he Li Shixian came out, and forget it.
But this sassy man kept appearing and leaving in front of him, and then reappeared after leaving, and then continued to leave and repeatedly. What's even more excessive is that if you don't tie your hair, then your green hair is like kelp.
Li Shixian is not annoyed, she Qingwan'er is going to be annoyed to death, I don't know if she hates green things the most.
"What is the shopkeeper saying? The reason why I appeared in the hall so repeatedly was not to beware of the sudden appearance of the medicine man named Tong Wei. If that guy suddenly appears again and catches everyone off guard, then aren't we going to be cool?" Li Shixian said and shook it again, his own green hair of the same style as kelp.
"Tsk......" Qing Wan'er looked at Li Shixian, who was so prodigal in front of her, with a disgusted expression, and the corner of her left eye was irrepressibly picked upward.
Qing Wan'er swore that Li Shixian was the first time she had seen a man who could be so turbulent, if it weren't for the fact that this person was A-Ying's eldest brother, she would definitely draw out the scorpion sword and slash this demon under the sword. In this way, there is a tranquility in this world.
"Big brother, can you, it's the one who doesn't continue to disgust people. Please, go back to the house and get your hair inked. โ
Li Ying didn't expect that his eldest brother would still have such hidden attributes after not seeing each other for so many years! Moreover, didn't his eldest brother see Sister Wan'er's hand, which had already touched the soft sword on his waist several times?
So, is this still the big brother she was extremely cold and good-looking in front of outsiders?
Who is this green-haired prodigal thing in front of her? Kneel down and beg which Da Luo Immortal to hurry up and collect this demon! What has my eldest brother been through outside all these years?
Her family's Ah Meng was stunned by you, eldest brother, and she couldn't close her jaw.
"Little sister, you listen to the eldest brother's explanation, things are not what you think. Little sister, little sister, don't push big brother......!
"Click!"
The only thing Li Ying wants to do now is to make Li Shixian disappear in front of their eyes immediately. She pushed Li Shixian out of the hall and closed the hall door, no matter how hard Li Shixian begged outside the door, Li Ying was stunned and wanted to open the door for the other party.
It's still the same sentence, shame on people......
"Is it really that bad?" Li Shixian didn't expect to be disliked so quickly. He said to himself with his head on the door, one hand pulling his green hair.
In fact, Li Shixian is a little bit now, and he is slowly starting to get used to it, his oily green hair, so that he didn't tie his hair well this morning, just casually draped behind him, and appeared in front of everyone like a kelp monster.
In other words, instead of dyeing his hair with the stinky ink, Li Shixian is more willing to have it, which represents free hair color.
"A-Ying, your eldest brother has something. Zheng Zumeng closed his chin with his hand and said because he was too excited.
Li Ying was said by Zheng Zumeng, and she didn't know what to say.
Shame, shame......
"Hey, don't stand there two girls, both of you sit down and I have something to say to you. Qing Wan'er beckoned to Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying and said.
Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying glanced at each other, both of them didn't know Qing Wan'er's intentions, but they still sat down as they said.
"Ahem, you don't have to look at me like that, I'm not going to eat you. Qing Wan'er was furious from the bottom of her heart when she was looked at by the two girls.
What's wrong with these two girls, weren't they just scared by Li Shixian?
Why did you look at her with such fearful eyes?
It is quite necessary to explain here why Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying looked at Qing Wan'er with strange eyes.
Last night, that is, Qing Wan'er in the hall, when she was checking the jade flute on Zheng Zumeng's body, she was bumped into by Li Ying, who didn't know the truth, and the other party misunderstood that Qing Wan'er was "trying to misbehave" with Zheng Zumeng.
Qing Wan'er's original temperament is that she will not explain the reason to others. and Qing Wan'er deliberately wanted to tease, the babbling girl in front of her.
Therefore, Qing Wan'er didn't mean to be restrained at all, she made a lip licking motion at Li Ying. In fact, if this action were to the man's eyes, it would have a different feeling, but unfortunately, Qing Wan'er met Li Ying, who had only read some messy books.
"Ahhh......h
"Poof!"
Li Ying let out a loud howl and directly broke the sound and fainted herself.
"This ...... Was it a joke?"
Qing Wan'er didn't expect that she was just joking with Li Ying, why did the other party faint so suddenly?
So Qingwan'er, who only needed to take care of a little girl that night, changed from taking care of a little girl to taking care of two little girls.
And at night Li Ying kept whispering in her dreams,
"Sister Wan'er, don't eat me. I'm not good at it. โ
"Wow, Sister Wan'er, don't eat Ah Meng, she is so cute, how can you be willing to eat Ah Meng. โ
"Well, it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, the rabbit meat is so fragrant. โ
A rabbit ......
Therefore, Qing Wan'er was chewed on the root of her tongue by Li Ying all night, and now she can still talk to the two little girls calmly, which should be her greatest patience.
However, Li Ying has always had a shadow of last night's events, and now as soon as she closes her eyes, she is Qing Wan'er, with a bloody mouth to eat her.
"Ah Meng, Sister Wan'er just said that she was going to eat us, it's so scary......"
"Mmmmmm, I heard it too, Sister Wan'er wants to eat us. โ
"Hey!" she Qingwan'er herself sat across from them, and she could hear every word clearly.
Qing Wan'er was speechless when she held her forehead with one hand, what kind of cutie did she meet! She said she was going to eat them, ahhh
Wait, why did she have the idea of eating these two girls?
However, after thinking about it, if this "eating" is "eating" in another sense, she Qingwan'er is still willing to eat and wipe it clean. Thinking of this, Qing Wan'er looked at Zheng Zumeng's eyes, and suddenly she raised her head.
"Babbling......" Zheng Zumeng was looked at by Qing Wan'er like a fried old cat, shaking her wit and shaking non-stop.
"Look, look, the first one to eat is Ah Meng! It's terrible, it's terrible! Although I don't talk about eating, my body is quite honest! Oops, it hurts...... Sister Wan'er, I was wrong, wrong. Li Ying covered her ears and cried out in pain, and the tears in her eyes couldn't stop rolling, but they just didn't flow out.
Qing Wan'er doesn't care if Li Ying hurts or not, can she not know how strong her own hand is? The little girl wanted to deceive her here, but she was reluctant to shed even a drop of tears. Then it hurts, who made you babble all the time.
"Don't shout, I'm down to business. You're all seated. Qing Wan'er glanced at Zheng Zumeng, who was still trembling, and she wondered. Is she just like a bad guy who eats people?
Look at this kid.
However, was Zheng Zumeng really scared?
Of course not! She's just excited, excited! She was scared by Qing Wan'er or something, she couldn't hold back the joy in her heart.
Because according to the current plot, Zheng Zumeng found that she was going to step on the rhythm of the protagonist's harem.
Narrating.
"Heh, open a harem, big girl, what do you want? It's not good to have this setting at all, no matter how much you think about it, you still don't follow the script, believe it or not, I'll poke your ass with a carrot!" a rabbit with two big black circles on his head waved the small dried radish in his hand and threatened in the air.
"Yes, understood, sorry, wrong, please don't poke me with strange things. Zheng Zumeng saw a rabbit holding a giant carrot, and she simply spun around on the ground in a posture of "throwing five bodies to the ground".
"Hmm, what's going on, I feel so refreshed all of a sudden. Zheng Zumeng inexplicably felt that her body suddenly calmed down, she sat quietly opposite Qing Wan'er when she heard the words, and looked at Qing Wan'er quietly without saying a word.
It's a long life!
What are these two bear children doing?
One after the other.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I've thought that everyone has known each other for a while. I've basically learned a little bit about the identities of the two of you recently. One is the second eldest lady of the Li family, a foot trainer who wants to be a heroine, and the other is a poor county lord who was wanted in the dynasty. I'm right. Qing Wan'er said, picked up the teacup and took a sip slowly.
She pretended to be profound at this time, just thinking about letting these two little girls know how powerful she was. Shape your own image, as for why she did this, it is estimated that Qing Wan'er herself is not clear. Maybe it's just fun.
"Ah Meng, Sister Wan'er only knew! I thought she had always known. Li Ying escaped from Qing Wan'er's clutches, and quickly became solid again.
"Yes, yes, it stands to reason that this Red Mansion can be regarded as an intelligence agency, but the speed of investigation of this matter, tsk......" Zheng Zumeng covered his ears and echoed.
Qing Wan'er is still here, don't say it in front of other people, she will really, really eat you!
"Poof......" Qing Wan'er listened to the words of these two girls, and the tea that she had originally drunk in her mouth squirted out in one gulp, and directly on the faces of Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying opposite.
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"I'm sorry, I didn't control it, ha, haha. Qing Wan'er didn't know where to take out the silk scarf, so she began to wipe it on Zheng Zumeng and Li Ying's faces. (โงฯโฆ)\/
"Okay, wipe it clean. I just want to ask you what you plan to do in the future, and what is the way forward. โ
"How to get there? Dare to ask where the road is...... The road is underfoot. โ
"The road is under your feet?" Is the little girl already so conscious now? Is she Qingwan'er old? She is only five years older than these two bear children......
"Yes, the road is underfoot. If you dare to walk, there is a way, if you don't even dare to take the first step, how can you talk about a road. Zheng Zumeng once again used her skills to come with her mouth open, giving Qing Wan'er a stunned moment.
She Zheng Zumeng was deceived by an old man, and she remembered that there was no aisle at that time.
Where was the road?
What's more, she also floated on the river for a while...... There was no way out.
"A good path underfoot. Qing Wan'er's eyes lit up, and she found that Zheng Zumeng was really a little Taoist. "I've decided, I'm going to travel with you, is the road at your feet? yes, yes, hahahaha. โ
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ฮฃ(ใฃยฐะยฐ;) ใฃ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ
Wait a minute, what kind of god turn is this, big sister!
Don't you want your Red Mansion? Didn't you say that it would be rebuilt? Sister, you don't just decide! This is very distressing for the family.
Wait, didn't a certain rabbit say that he wouldn't open a harem route for himself? No matter how you look at this, it looks like a rush to open a harem......
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Hey, who's poking my ass?
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Rabbit: "Don't you understand the rabbit's words, you can't open it, you can't open it." Then take the rhythm of the careful rabbit to let you know, what is called yellow carrot in, carrot out ......"
"Tsk, there's one more person. Hey, why do I say it?" A pair of small hands under Li Ying's table were frustrated, and her whole body was steaming with a rotten breath, "It seems that it's time to have a good talk with Ah Meng, according to the current situation, there will be a young lady to join in." After all, a cute cutie like her Ah Meng is very attackable and sucks. โ
"=(ยฆ3ใโ )_A rabbit doesn't want to beep more.,A group of characters who don't follow the script.,It seems that it's time to find a way to fix it.ใ โ
"Medicine man, look at the sword ......"
"Brilliant ......"
"Ah, my hair !! sick, you. โ
"Yo, I will still speak, rest assured that I will not let you die in pain. So take your life. โ
"Take your sister's life, you give me back my hair......"
It takes less than one breath to breathe.
"Stop, stop, stop. Hero, hero, pause. I don't want my hair, little sister help! Come out and save big brother! Little sister ......"
"Little sister, are there any accomplices?"
The sudden sound of a fight in the courtyard made the three people in the hall look confused!
Isn't the medicine man who left a few days ago back?
But it was obviously the voice of two normal men, if Li Shixian could continue to face his image later, he would still be a normal person......
The three of them are still a little inexplicably familiar when they hear the voice?
"Squeak"
Li Ying stepped forward to open the door of the hall that she had closed before, and Zheng Zumeng and Qing Wan'er followed closely behind.
When the door opened, the picture in the courtyard came into the eyes of the three people, and the three of them felt as if they had been struck by lightning.
"Wha"
"Poof, hahahahaha"
"Ahahaha"
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Li Shixian heard the happy voice of the three women laughing on the other side, he felt that his heart was so painful, he wanted to escape but couldn't escape, and the sword of Rotten Wood White was firmly on his neck at this time.
He wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, the sword of the rotten wood white was so sharp, just now he accidentally moved, the hair on his head touched the sword, and it was directly cut off by a knife......
"It's you two little girls! It's not easy to find you, if it weren't for the fact that I heard that a medicine man appeared in the town on the way here, I might not have been able to find you under any circumstances. Ah Meng, come to the master. Let the master see if you are fat again. When Kuchimu Bai saw Zheng Zumeng coming out of the hall, his eyes were shining.
Kuroti Bai didn't expect that the child who had been thinking about his junior sister in his heart for the past few days would let him meet him so quickly, which is really gratifying.
However, the self-familiarity of Rotten Wood White made the four people present feel a little too abrupt.
Especially Zheng Zumeng, she wondered why the ancients were so familiar?
Long hair fluttering on the top of his head, a jade sword in white, a man with a fairy spirit. Look at Li Shixian, who was pressed under the sword by the other party, there are three or two green hairs on his head, is this shaved? Although he is also in white clothes, he seems to be down-and-out!
This is the contrast between the seller's show and the buyer's show!
"Cough," Zheng Zumeng coughed, cleared his throat and asked, "Handsome guy, who are you?"
......
Embarrassing, embarrassing.
Kuchiki Bai gently scratched his thumb with his index finger, what is the situation?
During the time he was away, his apprentice had amnesia?
Or is his sense of existence so low that this girl forgets him, the master of the jade tree?
Thinking of this, Kuchimubai played a sword flower neatly, changed to a posture that he thought was super emotional, and continued: "I am Kuchimubai, the master you are looking for! โ
"Master, are you Rotten Wood Bai?" Zheng Zumeng squinted his eyes and stared at Rotten Wood Bai.
"Exactly, rotten wood white rotten, rotten wood white wood, rotten wood white white. โ
"Rotten Wood White!"
"Well, Kuchigi White. โ
"That old beggar from before?"
"Ahem, yes, out of helplessness before...... Wow, something!"
Between the question and answer between Rotten Mubai and Zheng Zumeng, a big burden suddenly flew on his face with a snap.
"Bang la la"
Countless bills fell out of it, scattered scattered on the floor.
"It's ...... What is it?" Kuchigi Bai picked up one from the ground and looked at it.
Click.
Rotten Mubai was petrified on the spot, and Zheng Zumeng's girl smashed him with his arrears before.
"It's miserable, it's miserable, it's good. โ
Looking at Zheng Zumeng, who was walking slowly towards her step by step, how did Kushimu Bai look at the other party's smiling expression, he used his tail bone to think that there would definitely be nothing good when Zheng Zumeng came over.
"Ah, yes. For the teacher, he suddenly remembered that there was something he hadn't done yet, so he went to ...... for the teacher Also. Hey?!"
"Master, have you forgotten something, and where are you going in such a hurry?"
Kuchimu Bai wanted to use light skills to leave first, but Zheng Zumeng, who stepped over, grabbed his sleeve.
"Aha, where are you going? Go ...... "What should he say?" It's okay if he hasn't been here?
"I don't know what to say. Okay, then I'll help the master say it. Zheng Zumeng pulled the sleeve in his hand down, jumped up hard, and threw it back vigorously, "It's better for you, the pit master, to die!"
"Hey??Ah Meng, don't pull the master's clothes, the master...... Wow!"
"Tom"
Rotten wood white was smashed by Zheng Zumeng's sturdy over-the-shoulder and had a close contact with the marble slab.
"You...... You are, deceive, deceive......"
Before he finished speaking, he fainted directly.
Strong! Strong! Strong! Explosive!
This is the green-haired bald Li Shixian present, the cold royal sister Qing Wan'er, and the simple second lack of Li Ying's evaluation of Zheng Zumeng.
That's rotten wood white, it's so simple to be Zheng Zumeng's move, and if you say it's overturned, I'm afraid that only she, Zheng Zumeng, a cute person, can do it on the rivers and lakes.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that...... Am I weird?"
"No, no, no, my brother and sister are not strange at all, not strange. Li Shixian, who was closest to Zheng Zumeng, hurriedly said. As he spoke, he leaned over to Li Ying and Qing Wan'er.
"Out of breath!"
Li Ying saw her eldest brother so cowardly, she was so angry. Have you ever thought that Qing Wan'er is still here, do you know that you are so cowardly to our father?
Li Ying looked at Qing Wan'er on the side, and sure enough, everyone's eyes changed.
However, all of this is Li Ying's thoughts alone, and everyone's real thoughts are actually ......
Li Shixian: "Niang Xipi, this man is too good at pretending." He also gave me a gesture to follow my brother-in-law's words. โ
Qing Wan'er: "The first chivalrous man in the rivers and lakes - the drunken maniac Rotten Mubai accepted Zheng Zumeng as an apprentice......?
"Pain, pain, pain......"