Volume 1: The Little Monk Returns to the Lay Chapter 54: Set off overnight to watch his son dig dung
Isn't his son just a showman? Is he worthy of such a spirit?
Lin Chen thought of this, and then thought about his sand sculpture son Lin Dong......
I almost died of anger......
"Sir...... Young Master Lin Dong asked me to give you this letter......"
Seeing that Lin Chen was so angry, Li Si didn't dare to hide it at all, so he handed the letter over.
He originally wanted to take this letter directly to the old lady to see it first, so that he could think of countermeasures and help Young Master Lin Dong intercede.
But...... I can't help it......
If he doesn't take out this letter, then it is estimated that his master will be killed in Jinshan Temple now.
However, Li Si had never studied, so he didn't know what Lin Dong wrote in the letter at that time.
Otherwise, he would not dare to hand over the letter.
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When Lin Chen saw the letter, his mood eased a little, calmed down his mood, and took the letter handed over by Li Si.
The envelope was opened, and a single line of writing was written on a piece of white paper.
Lin Chen took the paper and looked at it for a long time, then turned it around and looked at it for a while.
Only then did I remember that I was illiterate......
It's a little embarrassing......
......
After all, he was born as a martial artist, and he has been dancing with knives and guns since he was a child, where did he learn to read and write......
Because of this, Lu Yiping's old puppet often laughs at him for being a reckless man......
"Li Si, why are you still stunned! Go and call the housekeeper to ......."
When Lin Chen saw Li Si who was stunned there, he became angry for a moment and said loudly.
"Good...... Okay, sir. Li Si answered and ran down.
After a while, the butler walked in.
A kind-eyed old man, dressed in the special clothes of the Lin Mansion, with a hint of shrewdness flashing in his eyes, a very typical housekeeper image.
"Master, do you have something to do with me?"
The butler said with a slight bow.
"Come on...... Come and see for me what this letter means!" Lin Chen said, and handed the letter over.
The housekeeper took it, and at a glance he could recognize that it was the handwriting of his young master Lin Dong, and he looked down with his head full......
In fact, Lin Dong's font is well written, and a beautiful little Kai jumps on the paper, and the font should be very recognizable.
But the butler looked at this line as if he had read it for a long time...... I watched it over and over again......
As if something was wrong......
Time is ticking......
Lin Chen, who was on the side, was about to fall asleep......
Lin Chen finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he asked, "Housekeeper...... Don't you know Lin Dong's handwriting?"
Thinking about it like this, Lin Chen felt a little relieved.
According to him, if he can write words that even the master can't read, that means that Lin Dong's knowledge has improved......
"This ...... Master...... The old man knows these words...... But...... I ...... "The housekeeper is a little entangled, how can he pronounce these exits?"
"Hey...... What else are you polite...... Hurry up...... Don't grind ......" Lin Chen hated other people's mothers-in-law the most, so he urged.
"Hmm...... All right. The housekeeper had no choice but to recite it: "Father and mother: The child is digging dung in Jinshan Temple, it is very good and very happy, please don't worry." ”
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"What is it?" Lin Chen "kicked" the ground, sat up straight, and his eyes widened: "You read it again!"
"The child is digging dung in Jinshan Temple, it's very good, very happy, don't worry about it......"
"Butler...... Did I hear it wrong?How do I seem to hear you talking about digging dung......" Lin Chen frowned.
"That's right...... It's just digging dung......"
The housekeeper was afraid that Lin Chen would not be able to understand, so he also made a manure digging action on the spot.
Well, pretty standard......
"Bastard!" Lin Chen's face turned red, he slapped the table, and said in a shocking voice: "Isn't there any dung at home?
The housekeeper on the side was shocked on the spot, and sure enough, the old man's thinking was extraordinary.
......
Lin Chen said and sat down. It took a long time for him to react.
"!
.........
Thoughts slowly began to return to normal......
The son of the family took the Xiucai test and went to the disaster relief ......
My son digs manure?
......
After finally figuring it out, Lin Chen's face turned green, and he immediately asked the housekeeper to prepare the car, and set off overnight to watch his son dig dung......
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It is said that Jinshan Temple is very lively at this time.
A large number of monks gathered at the gate of the temple to watch the excitement and began to discuss.
"Xiao Yan is in big trouble this time...... I heard that the Xiucai who was slapped in the face by him with a chicken leg yesterday came up with someone today!"
"I also brought a lot of officers and soldiers...... Looks like he's got into trouble this time......"
"But it looks like I haven't seen him all day today...... I don't know where to go......"
......
Lu Xiaoming walked in with a large number of men and horses, and shouted, "Where is Xiao Yan? I'm going to capture this wicked man today!"
Lu Xiaoming came prepared today, and his plan was also very thorough, first criticized him well, and then asked the catcher to arrest him and lock him up for a few days.
His father is Lu Yiping, a popular man in the court, and this face must be given by the yamen.
However, he led a team of people around Jinshan Temple, and he couldn't even see Xiao Yan's shadow.
"Bastard, where have you gone?" Lu Xiaoming frowned and muttered in a low voice, so he caught a monk and asked, "Where is Xiao Yan?"
I just asked several monks, but they all shook their heads and didn't know.
So, Lu Xiaoming had no choice but to go straight to the abbot's meditation room.
Lu Xiaoming kicked open the locked door of the meditation room, a small abbot of Jinshan Temple, there is no need to respect it at all, and he also taught a brazen person like Xiao Yan, which is even more guilty.
However, he didn't expect that after the door was kicked open, he saw a strange scene.
The abbot slapped his ass, and Elder Huiren blushed and panted, as if the two of them were doing something unspeakable.
And the house was full of gold and silver treasures, and the abbot's ass was worth so much money?
"The disaster situation in the north is so severe, you have done such a terrible thing here, and someone has come and confiscated it. Before Lu Xiaoming could speak, a big hat was buttoned down, and his eyes showed the color of greed to the extreme.
After that, the group of officers and soldiers who followed him also showed a look of joy, although the big head may be given to Lu Gongzi to eat, but a little leakage in their hands can also make them live a happy life for a few days.
"Wait, this is a donation to the north, you stop......" Elder Huiren calmed down and took a step forward.
"Alright, leave it to us. Lu Xiaoming interrupted Elder Huiren's words, joking, how could a duck in his mouth give up?
Of course, they had also heard that the martial arts of the monks of Jinshan Temple were very powerful, but even if the martial arts were very powerful, they would not be able to resist the imperial court?
"Lu Xiaoming, stop!" Lin Dong's voice came from behind Lu Xiaoming, and he saw him holding a dung spoon and said angrily: "This is the money that Master Xiao Yan has worked hard to earn for disaster relief, and you even want to interfere?"
Lin Dong, who grew up in the family of the official eunuchs, naturally understands the kind of dirty and dirty things in the officialdom, but he didn't expect them to even want to reach out and take the money for disaster relief!
"Xiao Yan? it just so happens that his money must have come from the wrong way. Lu Xiaoming's tone of voice was righteous and awe-inspiring, but his greedy eyes betrayed his thoughts.
"You!" Lin Dong trembled with anger, stretched out a dung spoon and pointed directly at Lu Xiaoming.
"Heh, do you think that if you hold the pit for a few days, you will be invincible in the world? That's the people of the rivers and lakes who give face to you, the old man who is a general, want me to say, you came from a family of eunuchs, and you are willing to fall to Jinshan Temple to dig dung, it is really a shame for our officials. Lu Xiaoming is not afraid of Lin Dong at all, or rather, he has always looked down on the uneducated General Lin family, but he didn't expect Lin Dong, the second-generation official, to be stupid enough to dig dung in Jinshan Temple.
Lin Dong laughed angrily and walked into Lu Xiaoming step by step.
"Wait, don't come here. Lu Xiaoming was so frightened that he took a few steps back, almost fell, and after being supported by the officers and soldiers behind him, he was relieved and continued: "Hmph, let you recognize the facts, you are a waste." ”
Then he waved his hand and motioned for the officers and soldiers to go up and beat Lin Dong into a fool.
"Really?" Lin Dong didn't pay attention to the officers and soldiers at all, and still approached Lu Xiaoming step by step.
The officers and soldiers are not stupid, and Lin Gongzi is also a Yanei, dare to beat him, I'm afraid it's not a long life?
But Lu Gongzi asked them to go up, and if they dared not to go, it was also a dead end.
Therefore, they did not move, but Lin moved first.
Lin Dong said coldly to Lu Xiaoming: "This is my last gift to you, from now on, we will break off our righteousness, eat my trick, and the fire phoenix will burn the plain." ”
I saw that the dung spoon in his hand seemed to be burning, raised it above his head, and turned into a fire phoenix and rushed straight to Lu Xiaoming's face.
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