Chapter Twenty-Four: The Stick Has No Eyes, and Sees the Stitches.
Elder Huiren's eyes widened, and his bald head was burned red with rage.
Thinking of opening his mouth with the Eighteen Arhats just now, he suddenly felt as uncomfortable as eating.
“......”
There seems nothing wrong with that.
"Xiao Yan, if you don't make your words clear today, you just wait to be killed!" Elder Huiren glared at Xiao Yan and said.
"Actually, it's just lime powder...... But...... Add some ingredients to the powder...... I believe this should be ......," Xiao Yan continued: "That's not the point......"
The Eighteen Arhats also glared angrily.
That's not the point, I've eaten all the...... So what's the point?
"The focus is...... Poisonous ...... in"
???
The Eighteen Arhats were immediately stunned, and their brains couldn't turn around......
Although it was a bit messy, Elder Huiren tried to sort it out.
Is there in the powder?
Well......
"What kind of poison?" Hmph......" Elder Huiren calmed down, the eighteen Arhats of Jinshan Temple soaked in slightly poisonous water every day to improve their anti-toxicity when they were very young, and ordinary poison had no effect on the eighteen Arhats at all.
"Don't worry, it's not poisonous...... That's what I asked the old man who often went up the mountain to ask for a signature, and he said that after the pigs used this, there were more than a dozen piglets in less than half a month......"
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Nima ...... Aphrodisiac?
Aphrodisiacs are not poisonous, so the eighteen arhats have no resistance at all, and the most important thing is that once a monk who has not touched a woman for more than ten years is in estrus, the consequences are ...... No one can imagine......
As soon as he said this, the eighteen arhats looked at each other...... Sure enough, the other party's face was red and his ears were hot, and his face was full of peach blossoms......
It seems that the more you look at each other, the more pleasing it becomes......
What's going on?
The upright eighteen Arhats actually calculated according to the logic that Xiao Yan said, and kept thinking that there would be fewer little Arhats in less than half a month?
......
It's terrifyingly straight.
Elder Huiren was also blushing, thick-necked, and panting, looking at the naked arhats, how could he never have found that these arhats were so cute before.
No way!
After all, Elder Huiren was a person who had come over, so he immediately exercised his skills to suppress the evil fire in his heart.
Well......
"Elder Huiren! look...... Look down!" shouted Totarihan.
"What, what are you looking at?" Elder Huiren finally looked at the eighteen arhats calmly and didn't think they were cute, and he was proud......
"You...... Your stick stands up......" Totarohan looked panicked.
Elder Huiren suddenly became inexplicably angry, and scolded: "What to go to the wooden stick? Is Lao Tzu that kind ......of person? Lao Tzu usually uses cucumber ......"
"Oh......" The upright Ta Arhat replied, and he didn't feel anything wrong......
I didn't understand that the hardness of sticks is different from cucumbers.
Elder Huiren blushed when he looked down after speaking, and only then did he react, what did the Eighteen Arhats say. But he couldn't care about it so much, and shouted loudly: "Qi gathers the dantian and suppresses the evil fire!"
When the eighteen Arhats heard this, they immediately followed suit.
Suddenly, the scene was very spectacular, and the eighteen sticks stood up in unison, not to be caterpillars that bowed their heads......
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"......" Xiao Yan.
"......" the monks present.
Nima!
The village flowers and village girls who were scared were really discolored...... Blushing and heartbeat...... I hate my own caterpillars, and I only want to be a small pest every day......
"This ......" Sword Immortal Li Bai was a little confused, since he walked up to Jinshan Temple, his life and world view seemed to have been repainted.
Is this still a pass?
It feels like a trick......
"Hey...... Li Baixia, look, isn't it exciting? It's really unexpected...... I can't imagine that lime powder can still play like this......" The little monk who swept the floor blushed and was very excited.
Li Bai didn't speak, as if he was thinking.
"But it's a pity that the eighteen Arhats can use their internal strength to suppress toxicity...... Otherwise, you can win without a fight...... Isn't it?" said the little sweeping monk with a little regret.
"No, it's not...... It's not that simple...... I guess you probably don't know martial arts, that's why you think so, aphrodisiacs are not poisons after all, no matter how weak a person who practices martial arts can forcibly suppress it by relying on internal force, since Xiao Yan is a person who can come up with a pig raising strategy, he must also be clear. ”
"You mean...... In fact, all of this is in Xiao Yan's calculations?" the little monk asked in disbelief.
"Well, it's quite possible,...... But if that's the case, this person is too terrible......" said as he thought about it, frowning.
At this time, the eighteen Arhats on the field had already suppressed the evil fire, gritting their teeth to avenge Xiao Yan's feces-feeding revenge.
Elder Huiren held a big stick on his head, commanded on the spot, and shouted: "Eighteen Arhat Formation!
"Yes!"
The Eighteen Arhats immediately responded, and began to move in a serpentine manner......
However, it is obvious that the Arhats are not so natural to walk, after all, they have to drag a small stick......
When switching positions, the sticks have no eyes, and it is inevitable that they will accidentally enter the hole or something, so the eighteen Arhats are all red-faced......
As long as one of the arhats moves a little bigger, the arhats in front of him will have peach blossoms on their faces...... Screaming and screaming......
The Eighteen Arhats kept switching formations...... Xiao Yan was dazzled......
But...... Did they forget to attack?
Is it so cool to switch formations?
This Nima ...... I also got high......
Friction friction ...... We rub on smooth sticks......
"Bastard!" Seeing this, Elder Huiren angrily rushed over and knocked everyone with a stick.
Only then did the eighteen Arhats get honest and rushed towards Xiao Yan together.
Although he was unable to move and was occasionally stabbed by his own people, the strength of the eighteen Arhats was still there, and the strength of each Arhat's internal strength exceeded fifteen layers.
Combined with the Eighteen Arhat Formation Formation, this is not as simple as addition and subtraction, so Xiao Yan's win rate is still infinitely close to zero.
"Huh...... I'll show you a good thing, it's called Dung Puller. Xiao Yan smiled and took out something from behind him.
I don't know if it's the effect of medicine, but the eighteen arhats are now a little obsessed with stick-like objects...... pounced on Xiao Yan like a wolf.
"I'm in trouble now......" The little sweeping monk muttered a little worriedly.
"Don't be nervous, the thing in Xiao Yan's hand shouldn't be simple. Li Bai said softly.
"Really?" the little sweeping monk was still a little unconvinced.
"It's true. Suddenly, a man who had just squeezed into the crowd replied.
"Hmm, Elder Huiqi, why are you here?" The little monk who swept the floor was very surprised, because he heard that the Elder Huiqi of the Weapon Pavilion was addicted to smelting, and he rarely came out to join in the fun.
Elder Huiqi just shook his head slightly, handed over a piece of paper, and said, "Just look at it." ”
"This ......" The little sweeping monk was a little confused, and didn't understand what this Elder Huiqi meant, but he still took the piece of paper.
The sword immortal Li Bai on the side was also a little curious, and glanced at it with his residual vision.
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“......”
He almost turned around in fright.