Knowing the rules of conduct, everyone went to the village chief's house first.

Strictly speaking, the village chief is the real special merchant, because most of the things are bought from him. Of course, other class elves will also provide some equipment, depending on the situation.

The village elder was drinking in his yard, his bare head squatting on a chair, and his trousers were still covered with mud.

Seeing Yuan Chenfei and them, they didn't talk nonsense.

Putting the bowl aside, I took out a disc-shaped object and pressed it, and a light screen was released on it, which was full of various items.

It's just that the focus of everyone's attention is not on this, just pay attention to him.

Shandong Han-style elves, plus a super-technological prop, how to look at how uncoordinated, it feels like the creator created the creatures went wrong, and the Shandong Han, the elves and the future people pinched and kneaded together.

The old man was reckless, and when he saw that their eyes were hooked, he threw down the wine bowl: "Look at the eggs, hurry up if you want to buy anything!

Xia Ning was surprised: "Why do you talk like this?"

She comes from a large family, and she is used to high-end places, and she is used to words such as "what do you need?" and "good guests, please wait", and she is really not used to the tone of this thousand years ago and the counter five hundred years later.

Or Yuan Chenfei explained: "People are elves, and they have to deal with invading aliens every day, and they see us killing them, and they have to sell things to us to enhance our strength...... You have to learn to understand. ”

Hearing him say this, everyone thinks about it, and it really makes some sense.

"It's also wronged. Li Zhanjun nodded.

The elf old man began to slap the table: "Get out! Lao Tzu wants you to sympathize? If you don't buy it, get out!"

Yuan Chenfei replied: "I don't sympathize with you, I'm just analyzing you and feeling your pain by the way." You must know that in human society, this kind of thing is rarely encountered. Therefore, the resulting psychological conditions are bound to be rare. Coupled with the fact that you are an elf, your culture and physical psychology are definitely different from ours, so I want to find out. Oh yes, I used to be a psychiatrist. I feel that you have a problem with your psychological condition and may need my enlightenment. ”

"I'll fuck you turtle son!" the elven man scolded and threw the bowl over.

There is no such thing as a turtle son in the elven language, but the translation of the gods is very intimate and easy to understand.

Yuan Chenfei didn't flash, the wine bowl smashed on his face, splashing him with wine, and he continued to smile: "You really have a problem, and you are not lightly ill." ”

The elven old man became more and more angry, and the foul language came out one after another, and the translation of the gods was extremely accurate, and he basically reproduced the Chinese people's scolding in various dialects.

The more fiercely he scolded, the happier Yuan Chenfei became, and he changed his ways to provoke him.

Everyone felt inexplicable, thinking that you were not here to buy something, but to find fault.

But out of trust in Yuan Chenfei, and out of the rarity and rarity of this scene, everyone was happy to watch the show.

The elf old man scolded for a long time, and he was tired, panting: "What the hell do you want to do?"

Yuan Chenfei replied: "I just want to see what else you can do besides scolding?" After all, the elf scroll doesn't say how to maximize the benefits from you, but I always feel that even if it is a side quest and a commercial transaction, there is actually a cheap advantage to take advantage of." ”

The old man sneered: "Then you should kneel and lick Lao Tzu, slap Lao Tzu's ass, anger me, Lao Tzu won't even give you a branch line, do you want additional benefits?"

Yuan Chenfei nodded: "That's right, that is, you do have a branch here." ”

"What if there is? If you make Lao Tzu angry, Lao Tzu will not publish it. The old man said proudly.

Yuan Chenfei disdainfully: "You have it." If you can do things as you want, you should kill us all, not give us no branches. ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then slapped the table and shouted: "You fucking fart! The best side quests in this village are all here with Lao Tzu, and if Lao Tzu doesn't give you hints, you won't know what Lao Tzu wants! Why do you want to do a side quest?"

"Oh, I see. Yuan Chenfei nodded: "So that means, whether you prompt it or not, as long as I know what the branch is, I can do it directly, and then you have to accept it, right?"

The old man was stunned, and a sense of panic came to his heart: "I...... I ......"

Yuan Chenfei swept his eyes around, and said: "The beams of this house have decayed, and the beams and pillars need to be replaced; the wine in the bowl stinks so much that we have to change it to some good wine; there are no shoes on my feet, and there is no hair on my head, so I need shoes and a wig; there is no meat in the pot, and I will bring you a piece of meat when I go back to hunting......"

The old man was so angry that he slapped the table: "Fart, fart, fart, fart, meat, what kind of task? Lao Tzu is an elf and does not eat meat." ”

Yuan Chenfei continued: "The leopards in the circle should also be fed, and this dilapidated house must also be cleaned......"

The old man was about to go berserk: "Nonsense, what kind of task is feeding the leopard? Even the most simple branch line needs to be tossed with heart and brain." Lao Tzu's house doesn't need you to clean it, don't collapse Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't need a wig......"

Yuan Chenfei said, and the old man retorted and kept scolding.

Yuan Chenfei didn't pay attention to it, and said to himself, just listening to his tone, this content is simply to create another life for the old man.

However, the old man rejected them all.

Yuan Chenfei was not discouraged, and still said, no matter how old man scolded him, he didn't stop until his mouth was dry.

It wasn't until the end that Yuan Chenfei really couldn't find anything wrong, so he said: "He refuted a lot just now, but there are a few things that have not been refuted, have you all remembered them?"

Xia Ningjiao smiled: "Fang Liang really needs to be changed, and the wine seems to be needed, although the leopard doesn't need to be fed, but it is also an eyesore if he wants it, whether he wants it or not, we will pull him out for a walk......

Yuan Chenfei smiled and said, "That's a good idea." ”

The old man's face turned white when he heard this.

Some of the tasks they really say are right, but more of them are nonsense.

If it's right, he can't deny it, even if it's not right, he can't ignore it-if he really wants Xia Ning to pull the leopard out for a walk, most of his mount will be gone.

He also understood that these guys were not easy to deal with, so he hurriedly shouted: "Won't I be able to give you this task?"

Yuan Chen flew slowly: "That's so embarrassing." ”

"I'm sorry you ghost!" the old man roared, "I'll finish this work first, and I'll give you the task later!"

Yuan Chenfei turned his head and said, "Did you all hear it?" Let's say okay first, I got the task, and I'll take one-tenth of it when I go back." ”

"Understood!" everyone laughed and went out.

Seeing that Yuan Chenfei was still not moving, the old man said weakly: "Why don't you leave?"

Yuan Chen flew over and sat down on the chair next to the old man: "It's all trivial and boring little tasks, it's not interesting." What I want is the best, the most valuable, and the most rewarding. ”

The old man snorted: "You think of beauty!"

The feelings he just gave were all fake.

Yuan Chenfei was not in a hurry, just sat quietly, his fingers tapping on the tabletop, making a clanging sound.

The old man was knocked out of his heart, but he held back, thinking that he would never let you say half a sentence again.

After a while, Yuan Chenfei said, "I guess, you must be thinking, never talk to me, don't let me talk to you again." ”

The old man snorted and ignored him.

Yuan Chenfei said: "Actually, I didn't mean that. ”

"Huh?" the old man looked at Yuan Chenfei strangely.

Yuan Chenfei said: "I'm just looking to see what you have here that is worth harvesting." ”

His fingers swiped across the screen, revealing the vast array of purchasable resources.

The old man still couldn't hold back, and said, "No matter how good it is, what if you don't have money to buy it?"

"Can I grab it?" asked Yuan Chenfei.

"I'd love you to rob it. The old man laughed.

"yes. Yuan Chenfei nodded: "With your old man's strength, if you really want to make a move, I'm afraid none of our people here will survive, right?" After all, he is a full-level elf professional, although he is only an alchemist, he should not be underestimated. ”

"What's wrong with the alchemist? You dare to look down on the alchemist?"

"I've seen a hundred ways to die. Yuan Chenfei smiled: "It's just that the gods are restricted, you can't attack us, so I don't have to be afraid of you." But if we dare to attack you, it's a different story. ”

"It's good that you know. The old man replied proudly.

"So, are you admitting that you can't take the initiative to attack us?" Yuan Chenfei suddenly changed his words.

The old man froze, and his intuition made him feel bad again.

He stared at Yuan Chenfei.

Yuan Chenfei said leisurely: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that when we were chatting just now, you seemed to have smashed a wine bowl on me, right?"

The old man's face changed instantly.

He finally understood why Yuan Chenfei wanted to provoke him.

After a slight pause, the old man said, "I did attack you, but the strength of my attack was very light, and the punishment I received was very small, and I can afford it." ”

Yuan Chenfei said: "I don't plan to ask you to suffer any punishment, I only want you to promise me a small condition." ”

The old elf laughed, "I know your intentions, but you can't do anything. I can afford this punishment. ”

"Then I'm afraid it's not up to you, I choose not to punish you, but I will put forward a condition. ”

The old elf said angrily, "You have no right to do this!"

"I don't have the power, but he does. Yuan Chenfei pointed outside with his chin.

A man walked in through the door.

The sixth day of the first month.

He turned out to be back again.

And when he came back this time, he still exuded a special momentum.

"Authority!" The old elf jumped up and looked at the sixth junior high in amazement: "You are actually a second-level authority!"

Yuan Chenfei asked leisurely: "Now, can you choose?"

The old elf looked at Yuan Chenfei in disbelief: "Since he is the one with authority, he can freely pick tasks from the beginning, why do you still frame me, what do you want?"

Yuan Chenfei replied: "I want the fifth element!"