Chapter 82: Slapping the Dog
Outside, see the whole street, already brightly lit, crowded, look ahead, see the crowd bustling, noisy, shouting, cheers continue to come into the ears, it sounds so lively ↓ As the running officer of the Fenglai Inn said, the temple fair is indeed very lively, there are stilts, there are lantern riddles, there are dragon and lion dances, there are miscellaneous raps, as well as a variety of special snacks, gadgets, handicrafts, etc., there are many tricks, in a word, eat, play, Look, that's everything, it's dazzling.
Shui Lingyu couldn't help but put her arms around Chu Ping's arm and smiled happily: "Brother Chu Ping, look, how lively it is here!
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After Chu Ping's reminder, Shui Lingyu reacted, pouted, and said ashamedly: "Oh! I know, Brother Chu Ping! Oh, no! It's Brother Chu! Brother Chu, please see, today's temple fair, how lively!"
"Yes!" Chu Ping said with a smile: "What Brother Sui Xian said is extremely true, and it is indeed quite lively. ”
Shui Lingyu couldn't help but smile at him when she heard Chu Ping actually call herself "Brother Sui Xian", and said, "Brother Chu, please go around with your little brother!"
Chu Ping clasped his hands into fists and said, "With respect!"
Shui Lingyu followed Chu Ping's example, bowed down and saluted: "Thank you, Brother Chu!"
Seeing this, Chu Ping secretly laughed and said: "Lingyu is really smart, learn to be a man, and learn to be quite like that!" The two walked side by side, looking and watching while walking, watching and chatting, Shui Lingyu was excited like a child, and from time to time she would suddenly jump up, laughing and shouting happily, completely forgetting her current "identity", Chu Ping quietly leaned into her ear and teased: "I said Sui Gongzi, may I ask if you are a child, or a child?"
Shui Lingyu couldn't help but punch him lightly, and said with a smile: "Nasty! Who is the child?"
Chu Ping smiled: "Then you might as well take a look, look at this boy who is full of streets, which one is like you, jumping and jumping?"
Shui Lingyu said softly shyly: "People, aren't people happy!Okay, Brother Chu Ping, don't you make fun of me anymore, me, don't I just pay attention in the future?"
Chu Ping smiled and said, "Okay, Lingyu, you don't have to care too much about this, as long as you feel happy and happy, you can do whatever you want, why care what others think of you?"
Shui Lingyu waved her hand and said, "No, since I am dressed as a brother now, I should restrain my behavior, and I can't be too casual or too capricious." As he spoke, he pointed to the boundary of the lion dance in front of him and said, "Brother Chu, please look, there is a lion dance there, it seems to be very lively, why don't we go there together and see the excitement?"
Chu Ping nodded and said with a smile: "Okay! Brother Sui Xian, please!"
"Brother Chu, please!" the two walked hand in hand towards the realm of the lion dance.
Come to the front, take a look with your eyes, and see that the lion dances really wonderful: I saw the green lion, the front legs on the iron frame, the hind legs kicked the ground suddenly, the body twisted, the hind legs were on the top, and then another turned, the lion's head was just against the colored ball, the lion dancer shook the ball violently, threw the ball to the ground, only to see the lion jump in the air, slammed down, and caught the color ball at once, and the crowd instantly broke out into a cheer.
Seeing the highlights, Shui Lingyu couldn't help but clap her hands and laugh and said, "Okay, okay! Brother Chu Ping, look, this lion dance is amazing!"
Chu Ping quietly leaned into her ear and reminded softly, "Master Sui, you seem to be a little excited again, right?"
Shui Lingyu came to her senses: "Yes, yes, I, I'm actually overexcited again! Thank you for the reminder, Brother Chu!"
Chu Ping couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother Sui Xian, don't mind, in fact, it's not a big deal, as long as you're happy!"
Shui Lingyu smiled happily, pointed to the realm where the stall was set up to guess the lantern riddle, and said, "Brother Chu, let's go over there and take a look?"
"Okay!" The two walked over hand in hand, and Shui Lingyu asked the stall owner: "Boss, I don't know what the rules are for guessing lantern riddles?"
"It's very simple!" The stall owner pointed to the colorful lanterns hanging on the pole with a finger, and said with a smile: "Childe, please see, the riddle of this lantern riddle is hidden in these colorful lanterns, as long as the prince pays the villain two taels of silver in advance, you can choose a lantern at will, and the villain will personally take out the riddle for you, as long as the prince can guess it within the work of limiting a cup of tea, see it, ......do you see it" pointed to the objects placed on the stall, and continued: "These prizes, you can choose one at will to take away!" Would you be interested in guessing it?"
Shui Lingyu looked down at the objects placed on the stall, and sure enough, they were all exquisite, and they were all pleasing to the eye, and said with a smile: "Okay! In this way, then Xiaosheng might as well come and guess!" took out two taels of silver from his sleeve, handed it to the stall owner, carefully picked it, and selected a red lantern painted with a pattern of double dragons playing with pearls, and said: "Boss, please take this lantern for Xiaosheng?"
"Oh! okay!" The stall owner picked up the lantern with a bamboo pole, reached out and took out a roll of red paper in the shape of a cylinder from the lantern, handed it to Shui Lingyu's hand, and said with a smile: "Son, please open it yourself and see what kind of mystery it looks like, right?"
Shui Lingyu slowly unfolded the paper scroll and read softly: "Twenty-one days without rain!"
The stall owner smiled: "Childe, this riddle is a medicinal herb, please guess what kind of medicinal herb it is?"
Shui Lingyu held her chin in her hand, thought about it carefully, and after a while, she finally thought of the answer, and smiled excitedly: "I know, the answer to this mystery should be: Drought Sanqi! Boss, I don't know if it's right?"
The stall owner clapped his hands and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes! Very right! Now that the prince has guessed, please choose a prize you like!"
"Thank you, boss!" Shui Lingyu thanked happily, carefully selected, and finally, she was attracted by a pair of very beautiful earrings, and just as she was about to reach out to take them, she suddenly realized that "No! Since I am dressed like this now, how can I take women's jewelry? Wouldn't I be laughed at by others! Forget it, let's pick something else!"
The stall owner smiled and said, "Oh! Childe really has good eyesight! This jade belt is worth five taels of silver, and Childe has really earned it!"
Shui Lingyu smiled: "Thank you, boss, in this case, then I will ask for it!" turned to Chu Ping and smiled: "Brother Chu, please come and guess too?"
Chu Ping nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!" Then he took out two taels of silver from his arms, handed it to the stall owner, and said, "Boss, please take down the first lantern on the left directly!"
"Okay!" The stall owner picked up the lantern, took out the riddle from it, handed it to Chu Ping, and said, "Son, please guess!"
Chu Ping unfolded and said, "Sanshui overwhelms the mountain!"
Tui Zhu smiled: "Childe, this riddle is a word puzzle, type a word! Please think about it, what is the word?"
Chu Ping waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, this should be a 'dang' word, I don't know if it's right?"
The stall owner clapped his hands and smiled: "Oh! Childe is really quick-witted! I can already guess it without thinking about it, it's really amazing! So, please choose a prize by yourself!"
Chu Ping didn't choose, he directly stretched out his hand, grabbed the pair of earrings that Shui Lingyu had just given up, and said, "I want it!"
Seeing this, the stall owner couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "I said this son, you are a big man's family, what's the use of asking for women's jewelry?"
Chu Ping looked at Shui Lingyu affectionately and said, "I plan to take it back and give it to the person I love the most in this life!"
As soon as Lingyu heard him say this, not to mention how excited she was in her heart, crystal tears kept rolling in her eyes, and she would fall down if she was not careful.
Leaving the realm of guessing lantern riddles, the two came to the stage again, Chu Ping saw that Shui Lingyu had been keeping her head down since she left the stall where guessing lantern riddles, and didn't say a word, as if she looked thoughtful, and couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Lingyu, what's wrong with you? Why did you suddenly become silent? Could it be that you feel uncomfortable?"
Shui Lingyu shook her head and said with a smile: "Brother Chu, don't worry, the little brother is fine!"
Chu Ping smiled slightly and said, "That's good, Brother Sui Xian, please accompany me to enjoy the flower drum opera - "Bangs Chopping Wood"!"
Shui Lingyu nodded and said with a smile: "Okay!
Two actors, a man and a woman, sang in duet on the stage, the performance was very devoted, very exciting, and bursts of cheers were heard in the crowd from time to time↓Listen, Shui Lingyu couldn't help but hum softly, Chu Ping couldn't help but laugh secretly, and reminded softly: "Sui Gongzi, don't sing again!
After hearing this, Shui Lingyu hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, looked at Chu Ping and smiled sweetly, and said softly: "Thank you Brother Chu for reminding me, my little brother has written it down!" At this time, Shui Lingyu suddenly noticed that not far ahead, there was a man who was constantly harassing a woman in green who was standing beside him. In the end, she simply put her arm on the shoulder of the woman in green, the woman in green was extremely angry, but she didn't dare to make a noise, so she had no choice but to leave the stage angrily ⌒ Zi didn't let her go at all, and quietly followed behind' Lingyu suddenly felt angry, and said to Chu Ping: "Brother Chu Ping, look at that man, how scoundrel he is, how shameless he is! Brother Chu Ping, you better hurry over and help the sister in green, right?"
Chu Ping nodded and said, "Okay, Lingyu, let's go over together, and you will come forward and teach this shameless scoundrel a good lesson!"
"What? I, can I do it?" Shui Lingyu asked in surprise.
Chu Ping smiled: "Don't worry, it's absolutely no problem! Let's go! Let's go and teach that shameless guy a lesson." Shui Lingyu left the stage with Chu Ping in disbelief, and walked straight to the man.
When I came to a small alley, I saw the man stop in front of the woman in green, and said with a lewd smile on his face: "I said Xiangxiang, why do you say you always avoid me?" Xiangxiang, do you know, in fact, I have always liked you, but your father and he are against the two of us being together °C Xiang, tonight, we finally have a chance to be alone, why don't you stay and accompany me, okay?"
"I'm sorry!" the woman in green spatted at him: "I said Lai Gou'er, don't be shameless, how can I, Ge Xiang, fall in love with you, a Lai Pi dog? To tell you the truth, I, Ge Xiang, will only like Brother Tan alone in my life, except for him, I am not rare to anyone, let alone your Lai Pi dog." ”
Lai Gou'er shouted viciously: "I said that the surname is Ge, your brother Tan went to Beijing to take the exam, and he hasn't returned yet, maybe he has already forgotten about you, why do you have to love him so hard? Ge Xiang, you'd better obey me today, otherwise you'll ......."
"What else do you want?" Ge Xiang shouted angrily.
Lai Gou'er smiled lewdly: "What do I want? Don't you know? There are no outsiders here, and you can't escape from my hands." Before the words fell, he pounced directly on Ge Xiang. Ge Xiang struggled to resist and shouted loudly: "Help......!"
Shui Lingyu quietly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Yo! What a shameless Laipi dog! A big man's family actually bullied a girl from other people's families, it's really despicable and shameless enough!"
Seeing someone suddenly coming here, Lai Gou'er suddenly panicked, and said tremblingly: "Who are you two and why are you here to sabotage my good deeds?"
Shui Lingyu pointed at Lai Gou'er and shouted angrily: "Boy, I advise you to let go of this Ge Xiang girl immediately, otherwise, don't blame Young Master Ben for being unkind to you!"
Lai Gou'er took a look with his eyes, and saw that Shui Lingyu was petite and thin, so he didn't take her in his eyes at all, and walked over to her with a swagger, and said with a smile: "I said fake girl, look at your pitiful appearance, thin and thin, like a little monkey cub, are you scared of painting?"
Ranking officials, why do you want to scold Shui Lingyu for being a fake girl? Just because Shui Lingyu was originally a daughter, although she disguised herself as a man's Nirvana, her voice could not be changed, even if she deliberately lowered her voice to speak, she was still feminine. But how did Lai Gou know that the one standing in front of him was actually a real girl (sorry, it seems a bit of a misnomer!)
Gossip is not enough, to get back to the point∫ Shui Lingyu saw Lai Gou'er insulting herself like this, she suddenly felt furious, and scolded angrily: "Damn! You shameless Lai Pi dog, I, I have to beat you to death today!" Before the words fell, a palm slapped Lai Gou'er's chest.
With a palm, I saw Lai Gou'er fly out in an instant, flying out several feet away, falling to the ground with a "poof", and spitting out a mouthful of dirty blood. Lai Gou'er only felt unbearable pain in his chest, and the pain was unbearable, and he pointed at Shui Lingyu and shouted angrily: "Damn! I can't imagine that you, a stinky boy, are still a practitioner, I, I admit it!" Reluctantly stood up and staggered away. Ge Xiang saw that Shui Lingyu had beaten Lai Gou'er away, and he was suddenly pleasantly surprised, and stepped forward to bow and thank: "Thank you Gongzi for helping me out of the siege, the little woman is grateful!"
Unexpectedly, Shui Lingyu kept standing there in a daze, and refused to respond to others, Chu Ping gently pushed her and reminded: "Brother Sui Xian, Miss Ge has thanked you! Why don't you ignore others?"
After Chu Ping's reminder, Shui Lingyu reacted and said in a squeaky voice: "Oh! No thanks, yes, yes! Sister Ge, oh, no! It's Miss Ge, it's not early, you better go home quickly! I, I'm going back to the inn too!" He turned to Chu Ping and said, "Brother Chu, let's go back to the inn?"
"Okay!" Chu Ping saluted Ge Xiang and said, "Miss Ge, all the way! I'll leave when I leave!"
Seeing the two of them leaving, Ge Xiang couldn't help but feel a little strange, and muttered to himself: "Strange? What is wrong with this Sui Gongzi? How do I feel that he is a little weird?" Ge Xiang was puzzled, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Forget it! I don't want to do it so much, anyway, I know that he is a good person, so this is enough to move" It's not too early, it's better to go home quickly!" Go straight home.
Let's say that Shui Lingyu was still thinking about one thing on the way back to the inn, Chu Ping saw that he didn't speak, and said with a smile: "Lingyu, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you start talking again?"
Shui Lingyu glanced up at Chu Ping and asked, "Brother Chu Ping, what happened just now?" I, I just slapped that guy lightly, but why did he fly so far all at once?"
Chu Ping smiled and said, "Lingyu, have you forgotten that when you hit the dog, didn't I put my hand on your waist?"
Shui Lingyu came to her senses: "Oh! I understand, it turns out that it wasn't me who really beat him, but Brother Chu Ping!"
"No, ......!" Chu Ping waved his hand again and again and said with a smile: "Lingyu, in fact, it was you who shot him away, I just secretly injected a little true qi for you!"
Shui Lingyu smiled excitedly: "Brother Chu Ping, you are really amazing! You don't have to shoot directly, you can still teach that bad guy a hard lesson, you are really amazing!" As he spoke, he couldn't help but stand on tiptoe, kissed Chu Ping's cheek, and looked at him with a shy smile.
Chu Ping couldn't help but be stunned, and it took a long time to react, looking at her without turning his eyes, and said, "Lingyu, you, you actually ......"
Before he continued, Shui Lingyu took Chu Ping's hand, smiled sweetly, and said, "Oh, okay, Brother Chu Ping! Don't be so surprised! What's all the fuss about? Let's go! Let's go back to the inn immediately! I'm feeling sleepy now!"
Chu Ping smiled: "Well, okay! My Lingyu is sleepy, I should go back to the inn to rest!" The two of them held bridges, talked and laughed, and returned to the Fenglai Inn together.
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