Chapter 38 Strength Pit Small Cotton Jacket

"Ouch, I'm going to die. ”

Jiangyou County is next door to Jiangzuo County, and after eating the ball, Lu Dayou went back to his home.

Then he squatted in the bathroom and couldn't get out.

"Dad, what the hell did you eat bad?!Why did you stay in the bathroom as soon as you came back?!"

A beautiful girl in her early twenties, sitting in the living room watching TV, covered her nose with a dissatisfied face, and looked in the direction of the bathroom.

The woman is Lu Dayou's daughter, called Lu Binghua.

Because he came from a sports family, he has loved exercising since he was born. Because of long-term exercise, the skin showed a healthy wheat complexion, and a pair of slender thighs were set on the small coffee table in front of the sofa.

"I ate the football. ”

As soon as she heard Lu Dayou's words, Lu Binghua sneered.

"Dad, can you still have a word of truth?!You ate football, how much do you love football?!Bagging all day long!"

Lu Binghua sneered, but Lu Dayou's wail came from the bathroom.

"Ouch, my mother, is this still a little padded jacket for my daughter?!"

"Who told you not to tell the truth all day long?!"

Lu Binghua sneered, but the TV series she watched was advertising time.

Picking up the remote control, Lu Binghua changed the table.

Replays of previous matches appeared on TV.

I don't know if it's because Lu Dayou offended Li Xiang and Zhou Yongjun, but the picture of Lu Dayou eating football was also played after the game.

Li Xiaofeng made a game speech on the side.

Lu Dayou was wrapped around a napkin, and a football that had been cooked in a pressure cooker for a while was placed on the plate in front of him.

Cutting the football with a knife, Lu Dayou really ate the football.

And such an operation?!

"Dad, you're so good at this operation. What does this soccer ball taste like?!"

"It's sweet and sour, but it's delicious. ”

"Haha, Dad, you're making it up again. If it's really that delicious, you won't have diarrhea. ”

Although this football is skin, it is always something that has been industrially processed, and when it is eaten in the stomach, it is naturally indigestible to the stomach and intestines.

"What are you making up?!Why don't I make it for you someday?!"

Lu Dayou came out of the bathroom with a bubbling mouth, still holding a book in his hand.

- Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"Dad, I never thought that you still like to read?!"

Lu Binghua was surprised.

"What's wrong?!Is it weird?!"

Lu Dayou took out another plate of medicine from the TV cabinet, and after taking one, he wanted to sit on the sofa.

The soft sofa should be very comfortable to sit on, who would have thought, as soon as he hit the sofa, Lu Dayou jumped up in pain.

"Li Xiaofeng, Ye Xiaobai, I won't let you go!"

Lu Dayou said fiercely, Lu Binghua next to him sighed, and said to Lu Dayou distressedly.

"Dad! You said you, your IQ is not good, you have to be a villain?! Look at it, you are causing trouble, right?! In the future, we will be a good person obediently, okay?!"

Is this still a daughter?!

Lu Dayou snorted twice, but his eyes fell on Lu Binghua's slender thighs.

Then his eyes fell on Lu Binghua's very heroic face.

Lu Binghua was taken aback.

I heard that orthopedics in Germany has been more popular recently, this dad shouldn't have taken the wrong medicine today, right?!

"Dad, don't look at me like this, I'm afraid!"

Lu Binghua moved to the side, trying to stay away from Lu Da as much as possible.

Lu Dayou moved his eyes over, but he moved to the book of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in his hand.

The book happened to be Diao Chan, Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo.

- The beauty plan of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

Lu Dayou suddenly laughed.

"Hahaha, Li Xiaofeng, you have Lu Bu, don't I have Diao Chan?!Let you yourself experience the thickness of the culture of the Three Kingdoms, what grass boat borrows arrows?!

Hearing the demonic laughter of his old man, Lu Binghua suddenly shuddered.

"Dad, you won't want to pit me, will you?!"

"How is that possible?!"

Lu Dayou shook his head, turned his head, and then turned his head, but there were tears in his eyes and a sad expression.

This is the Oscar-winning actor's instant possession!

"Dad, when did you learn summoning?!"

"Don't interrupt, the emotions that have been brewing so hard. ”

Lu Da was annoyed, and then continued.

"Binghua, your mother left early, and now the two of us are left to depend on each other, for more than 20 years, I have pulled you to adulthood with a handful of shit and urine, you are now twenty-one years old, and you don't have a boyfriend. My heart is like a cat scratching. ”

"Dad, didn't you tell me two days ago that I wasn't allowed to talk about love during college?!"

"The first two days were the first two days, isn't it that there are no suitable people in the first two days?!"

"It's been in the past two days?!"

Lu Binghua sneered.

Lu Da nodded and pointed to the TV.

"Look, is that young man okay?!"

The picture on TV happened to be placed in the part where Ye Xiaobai was interviewed.

"May I ask Ye Xiaobai, I don't know when you started to get into football?! A good football player like you must have a deep family background, right?!"

Ye Xiaobai, who was facing the camera, was a little embarrassed.

"Actually, I only came into contact with football today, and I couldn't even say that I could play, it was Li Xiaofeng who insisted on me coming. ”

......

Zhou Yongjun was silent for two seconds, this Ye Xiaobai is really annoying!

If you win, you won, and you actually said that, you have been in contact for a few days and you have beaten the Jiangyou team like this, how can the players of the Jiangyou team be embarrassed? !

However, as a professional host, Zhou Yongjun still has a professional and polite smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Then Ye Xiaobai, what did you do before?!"

"Since graduating from university, I have been inheriting my ancestral business and running a grocery store?!"

Finally caught your tail?!

"So, you're not a student of Jiangzuo University?! How can you participate in the Jiangzuo team's competition?!"

After saying this, Zhou Yongjun looked at Li Xiang with a smug face, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

As if to say, make you proud again?!

"He's a student at Jiangzuo University!"

A voice sounded, and Li Fugui stepped into the scene of the press conference with a smile.

snatched the microphone from Zhou Yongjun's hand, and then took out a certificate from his bag.

"This is Ye Xiaobai's proof of student status, and he is indeed a student of our Jiangzuo University. ”

"However, he said he hadn't studied since his freshman year?!"

Zhou Yongjun still wants to continue to bite this point.

Don't let Jiang Zuo's people be too proud!

That's because he was a dutiful man, and although he was resting for family reasons, he never gave up his studies. Our school has never given up on such an excellent student because of family problems, so we have kept his student status and waited for the day when he returned. And now, he has returned to our Jiangzuo University and proved himself. As the vice principal, I am really happy. ”

After saying that, Li Fugui stretched out the back of his hand and wiped the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes.

"Look, shouldn't such an excellent person be my son-in-law?!"

Although the corners of Lu Dayou's mouth were twitching, he still pointed to Ye Xiaobai on the TV and said.