Chapter 904: Decadent Fat Three
Fat San sat on the chair, drooped his head, and said, "Yun Yu came back some time ago!"
Bu Xiu was stunned: "I won't sleep with you when I come back?"
Fat San said: "She just sent it back for me to sleep on!"
Buxiu said: "Then this is a good thing! Then why do you still look sluggish, you should be very happy?"
Fat San said: "Happy fart! This time she deceived all my Hongyuan Immortal Fruits, and ran away with others again!"
Several people looked at each other.
Buxiu said, "Are you a pig?"
Fat San cried with a sad face, and said: "I thought she was a prodigal son who turned back and came back to live with me seriously, so I didn't take precautions, so I handed over all the Hongyuan Immortal Fruits to her for safekeeping, who knows...... Who knew she was a liar!"
Buxiu nodded and said, "Now I think you are quite strong, if it were me, I would have been killed by a piece of tofu, and it is not easy to live to this day with your brain!"
Fat San slumped into the chair, his hands hung down from both sides, looked at the roof and muttered, "Yes! Now I have nothing, I have nothing to love!"
Buxiu waved his hand and said, "No one will sympathize with a pig, okay, you can slowly sigh life here, let's go, I can't see a man without a man, I look disgusting!"
As soon as a few people turned around, Fat San jumped up from the chair and said hurriedly: "You are all here, don't send me some business to do, I will give you a cheaper price this time, just treat me as relief!
Buxiu turned around and said: "Who is with you friends? With friends like you, I will only feel ashamed! We are leaving this world, we will never see you again in this life, and there will be no cooperation from now on, goodbye!"
Fat San exclaimed: "Where are you going?
Bu Xiu said: "Hey, it seems that you are not stupid, and I will give you a guess!"
Fat San said: "But if you go there, you will die for a lifetime!"
Bu Xiu couldn't listen to such unlucky words now, glared at him, and said, "What's your business?
Fat San hurriedly said, "Can you take me with you?"
Bu Xiu was stunned: "You are still going to die for a lifetime?"
Fat San said: "Anyway, I have nothing to love in my life, life is like a walking corpse, there is no fun at all, I want to commit suicide a few times, but I can't muster up the courage, then it is better to follow you to gamble, in case the bet wins, Lao Tzu will become an immortal, there are so many fairies in the fairy world, what do I care about?
Buxiu looked disdainful and said: "Do you think we are opening a gambling house? If you want to bet, we will bet on you? Just a useless person like you, it is a burden to carry you, seeing that you are so fat and eat too much, I can't afford to support you!"
Fat San hurriedly said: "You ......"
Jiang Xiaobai looked at him and said, "Do you really want to go?"
Fat San nodded.
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Nine deaths, no regrets?"
Fat San said: "Never regret it, regret is a bastard!"
Jiang Xiaobai nodded and said, "That's okay, you bring the guy who eats and come with us!"
Fat San was overjoyed, nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll buy new ones for the dishes and chopsticks, picture."
Good luck!"
Jiang Xiaobai was stunned: "Why are you buying dishes and chopsticks?"
Fat San said: "Didn't you ask me to bring the guy to eat?"
Jiang Xiaobai couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "I'm asking you to bring makeup and disguise things!"
Fat San suddenly realized, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Okay, okay, then you guys wait a minute, I'll clean up now!" After speaking, he turned around and prepared to run to the backyard.
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Wait a minute!"
Fat San turned his head and said, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Can you change people's voices when you help them change their appearance? If the voice can also be changed, it will be perfect." ”
Fat San said: "Of course you can, this is all matching, the light changes the face and does not change the voice, who wants to change which? How embarrassing is it to change it? Oh...... The last time you dressed up as the Five Pavilion Masters, I hadn't heard the voices of the Five Great Pavilion Masters!"
Buxiu said: "Didn't you say that Kitano Tongtian still walked into your store and patted you on the shoulder and asked you to do a good job?"
The fat three smiled and said, "I'm bragging, I just glanced at them, how dare I talk to them? If they talk to me, I can definitely get their voices out!"
Bu Xiu said: "No, the second time we came, you also heard the voice of the elder Kai, it was that little squint, why didn't you change our voice?"
Fat San spread his hands and said: "You didn't mention this request, did you? The voice change is very complicated, you don't say it, who wants to bother? Just like when you go to the kiln, you don't ask people to pose, people must lie there like dead pigs, how tired is posing?"
Although the three women also heard it, they didn't know what the posing was for, and thought it was dancing, so they didn't feel embarrassed.
Jiang Xiaobai frowned, waved his hand, and said, "Don't say such things in the future, go and clean up, we'll wait for you." ”
Fat Sanxi said: "Okay! I finally found the meaning of life!" turned around and opened the door, and went to the backyard. Looking at his exuberant appearance, it seems that the place he went to was not nine deaths, but nine lives and one death, oh no, ten thousand lives and one death.
Jiang Xiaobai and the others were not in a hurry because they had to wait for Fengyan and Chen Jingru, a few men sat down in the store, and the three women went out shopping again.
After a while, Fat San cleaned up in the backyard, went to the store to clean up, and put all the useful things into the storage bracelet, but most of the things were gone, not even the store. Then he said, "Then let's go?"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "What kind of cultivation do you have?"
Fat San smiled and said, "My cultivation is not worth mentioning, I can't compare with you, I just broke through the Immortal Mirror, and I only got three green buckets!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "That's indeed a bit low, then you won't show your head in the future, stay honestly and cultivate in your private space!"
The fat three looked embarrassed and said, "But my Hongyuan Immortal Fruit was deceived and clean, and the girls didn't leave any of them." ”
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Don't worry, although most of our Red Yuan Immortal Fruit has been given away, but just a little bit left is enough for you!"
Fat San clapped his hands and said happily: "Really?
Jiang Xiaobai took out a cultivation pill, handed it to him, and said, "Swallow it!"
Fat San was startled and said, "What is this? poison?"
Bu Xiu said: "Pull you down! When you kill chickens, you still have to poison them to death and kill them? If you don't know how to do this craft, ten of you are not worth this pill in our eyes!"
Fat San smiled and said, "That's right, so what is this?
Jiang Xiaobai said: "This elixir can increase your cultivation speed, more than a hundred times faster!"
Fat San's eyes lit up suddenly, he took the pill, looked at it in front of his eyes, and said, "No wonder you are so fierce, it turns out that you eat this thing every day! I know that you are not simple, it seems that I have chosen the right one!"
Jiang Xiaobai smiled: "I hope you still say this ten years later!"
Fat San said: "Definitely, don't say ten years, a hundred years, ten thousand years, I will still say this." After saying that, he threw the pill into his mouth and swallowed it.
Buxiu sighed: "I hope this dead fat man is a lucky star, not a disaster star!"
After the fat three were cleaned up, Feng Yan and Chen Jingru also came back, and a few people found a restaurant to have a meal, and then set off for the Netherworld Continent.
A month later.
Several people finally arrived at the Netherworld Continent. Listening to the name, it is not a good place, which makes people feel uncomfortable, so a few people specially picked a sunny day, and when they entered the Netherworld Continent, they knew that they were worried about it, no matter how strong the sunlight outside was, the Netherworld Continent was doing its own thing, not seeing the day, the sky was full of dark clouds, and it just didn't rain.
The reason why Jiang Xiaobai thinks that it will not rain is because the ground is a Gobi Desert, at a glance, tens of thousands of miles are deserted, the vegetation is scarce, and occasionally a few strong grasses or cacti are seen, which looks particularly pitiful.
Although the shopkeeper who heard the world had drawn a map for them, they had already memorized it by heart, and they didn't need to flip through the map at all, they flew straight towards the Yin Yang Palace, and Bu Xiu opened his eyes and explored the way while flying.
By about evening, the sky was slowly getting darker, and it was already unclear, but now it was getting more and more drowsy.
Bu Xiu exclaimed at this time: "I have seen the Yin Yang Palace!"
The others couldn't see it, but after all, on other people's territory, they were extra careful, so they slowed down, but they were just careful, and they weren't afraid in their hearts, because they knew the Yin Yang Palace, and it seemed that the highest cultivation was only the fourth grade, so they didn't have to take it to heart at all.
At this time, eight pyramids appeared at the end of the line of sight, because they were far away, like eight angular tombs.
A few people slowed down a little, looked around, and suddenly saw several figures in front of them hurrying towards them, stopping them, and one of them shouted, "Who is coming?"
These people are the same as they imagined, they are not ghosts, they are just covered with a layer of human skin on the bone marrow frame, and a few people are not surprised or afraid because they have been mentally prepared.
There were six people on the other side, and Jiang Xiaobai was just about to reply, when he heard one of them exclaim: "Jiang Xiaobai!"
Jiang Xiaobai was surprised, he didn't expect that his prestige had spread all over Siyu, and even in such a remote place, there were people who knew him. However, he always felt that the voice of the person who spoke was very familiar, and he couldn't help but take a closer look, only to find that these six people were actually fellow villagers, the six palace masters who came to this world with them, and the person who spoke was none other than Ran Tong, the palace master of Changming Palace. Because these people were all drained of blood at that time, their faces were completely deformed, and if you don't look closely, you really can't see it.
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