Chapter 231: The Man Who Can Afford It
Yang Chan's eyes suddenly narrowed into a slit, looked at the monkey, and then looked at the peach on the table.
"Give me both?" she asked tentatively, with a hint of doubt in her eyes.
"Of course, can this be fake? Just as I thank you for working hard for Huaguo Mountain for so many years. The monkey bowed down and bowed his hand: "The Monkey King has thanked the Virgin of Huashan for the demons of Huaguo Mountain." ”
Yang Chan smiled suddenly, and smiled very sweetly.
Putting down the broom in her hand and casting a spell to remove all the ashes on her body, she walked towards the monkey step by step, pursed her lips and smiled: "You have a little conscience." ”
It must have been almost half a year, and she hadn't given the monkey a good look. Although the work in his hands has never been slack, the cold appearance always makes the monkey uncomfortable.
Now this smile suddenly made him breathe a sigh of relief. This should be considered a sunny day after the rain.
The monkey pretended to be stupid and said, "You say this as if I usually have no conscience. ”
"Do you have one?" Yang Chan's eyes narrowed again, only this time with a smile.
"Didn't you?"
"Is there one?"
"Well, I don't have a conscience. How you say it, how you do it. The monkey shrugged his shoulders and sat down in his chair, looking helpless, not arguing with her.
Sitting next to the monkey, Yang Chan glanced at the monkey and asked again: "Then really give me both of them?"
The monkey nodded heavily.
"Shall I put it away?"
"How many times do you want to ask?" the monkey got a little impatient, and stood up, "I have something to do." Went first. ”
This one is asked over and over again...... The point is, the monkey knows what she wants to ask, and her heart is empty.
Hurriedly walked out of the door as if fleeing, he turned around and looked through the window lattice to see Yang Chan holding her cheeks and quietly staring at the peach on the table, and his heart palpitated slightly.
"Is it really good to do this?" he couldn't help but think.
This is also something that can't be helped.,How can you do it if the wind chimes are broken and repaired without a peach?The next time you get it, I don't know if it's the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse.。 If you want to give your peach to the wind chime, Yang Chan must use the full number of Yuding real people to appease her, otherwise there will be an accident before the war, who can stand it?
He comforted himself so. U-turn and hurried away.
After the monkey is gone. Yang Chan was still staring at the peach quietly, and her eyes surrounded by long eyelashes looked particularly bright in the light outside the house.
Reaching out and scraping the fine fluff on the peach, she smiled: "Yang Chan, Yang Chan, you are really not good at raising." ”
This sentence was not said by herself. It is a joke of the seven saints of Meishan and the four goats of Yang Xian. But it got to the point.
The thousand-year-old enlightened man cultivates the divine realm. This is probably only a handful of the Three Realms, right?
In fact, the Tao of the Enlightened is a profession that becomes more popular the older you get, normally speaking. The thousand-year-old enlightened man said, even if he didn't mix with the god realm, it was not difficult to mix an errand with peaches to eat in the heavenly court. With her ability, it is even more of a matter of bells.
But she is Yang Chan.
If it is in the mortal world, the relationship between the niece and the uncle should be very close, but it is the heavenly court.
In the Heavenly Court, Si Fan has violated the rules of heaven, which is a heinous felony. Yao Ji Sifan violated the rules of heaven and gave birth to a brother and sister, and it was already decided from the beginning that the brother and sister were from the wrong background. In the past thousand years, the injustice suffered by both of them without mentioning the death of their parents has abounded.
First, the two children searched for the immortal master. Because they knew their identities, the immortals who interacted with their mothers on weekdays closed their doors one by one.
But there is no endless road, and they have survived it after all. God left them a jade tripod with an open net, and knelt in front of the jade tripod door for seven days and seven nights, and they finally survived.
Then came the War of the Gods. This was originally a matter of expounding the teachings, but because Yuan Shi Tianzun wanted to sell the face of the Jade Emperor, he suppressed and neglected many times during the war, and at the end, the first merit was only sealed as a water god at the mouth of the river, and he couldn't even go to heaven.
Just the water god of the estuary, the peach club naturally did not participate. Yang Jian doesn't care, with his cultivation, there is no peach ginseng fruit, and there is no need to worry about longevity for thousands of years. But what about Yang Chan?
At that time, in order to make meritorious service to save his mother, Yang Jian went crazy all over the world to find wars. Yang Chan didn't dare to tell him about the end of his life, so that by the time Yang Jian found out, there were only a few months left.
Yang Jian knew about this, and Heavenly Court, who had mastered the Book of Life and Death, naturally knew about it. Just for this one, the Pan Tao Club can be postponed, and the Pan Tao Garden is surrounded like an iron wall, and it seems that everyone is waiting for her Yang Chan to die, and it is a matter of the Jade Emperor.
But they didn't get their way.
Yang Jian went to beg Zhen Yuanzi, and for that person's ginseng fruit, Yang Jian promised to help Zhen Yuanzi do one thing.
What is going on, Yang Chan still doesn't know. I just clearly remember that day, when Yang Jian came back, he was almost dying, covered in blood, and holding the ginseng fruit he begged for in his hand.
can hurt Yang Jian into such an opponent, Yang Chan didn't dare to think about it.
She could only cry silently and silently take care of her brother, who depended on her for her life.
The goat spirit Yang Xian laughed at her: "Yang Chan, Yang Chan, you are really not easy to raise." ”
Brother Yang Jian also joked that if he couldn't find one who could afford it, he would have to stay by his side for the rest of his life.
It is indeed difficult to raise, and every 300 years, you must have a peach or ginseng fruit. The person who can afford it must have the ability to get the peach or ginseng fruit under the obstruction of the Jade Emperor, and he must be a person who makes the Jade Emperor both annoyable and helpless.
Of course, the most important thing is that the person must also be willing to take on this responsibility.
"Will he be that person?" thought Yang Chan.
There are few people like this in this world, but I didn't expect that in addition to Yang Jian, there are still some of them.
Looking at the two peaches, Yang Chan couldn't help laughing.
The monkey didn't know that whether it was a peach or a ginseng fruit, they could only eat one at a time, and too much was actually a waste.
But Yang Chan just didn't want to sue him, Yang Chan just wanted two, and left no one to others.
"After this battle, I will be rewarded for meritorious deeds. Will he send me another one?" she thought to herself, "Shall I wait until I have three of them before I eat them?"
Every girl has a pink dream, even if she is Yang Chan and the Three Virgins, she is no exception.
......
In the empty study, the afterglow of the setting sun slanted from the window, reflecting every qiē into a warm color.
The monkey sat blankly at the table, frowning, staring at the only remaining peach.
"Am I going to do this a little too much? Will it? Will it be?"
"Actually, I didn't do anything, did I? I just stole the beams and changed the pillars. ”
"No, I didn't even steal the beams. I just didn't make it clear whether the one I gave her more was mine or the real Yuding person. ”
"Actually, the peaches are all the same. Who's it, and what's the matter? You're right?"
"No, no, no, no. The one for Yang Chan is mine!"
“......”
"That doesn't seem right. Anyway, I just gave one more peach, and I don't know who it was! That's it! Who can tell? ”
He kept asking himself questions and answering himself. My scalp was about to bleed, but I still felt very nervous.
You shouldn't have thought about such a small action in the first place......
As the last rays of sunlight disappeared over the horizon, the wind chimes pushed the door and walked in. Quietly take the fire fold and turn on all the lights in the room.
The monkey covered his face and yawned: "I don't need a lamp, I can see it anyway, why waste those candles? ”
"Why don't you put so much?"
Half of the lights were lit, and the wind chimes put away the fire folds and circled around the monkey.
The monkey stretched his waist and said, "It's good-looking, I actually got it back for decoration, but you ordered it every day." Loser......"
"Do you care if you look good? If you really care, take the time to reshape yourself. Wind Chimes chuckled.
"You think I'm ugly too?" the monkey squinted.
Wind Chime's face turned red: "That...... That's not either. ”
To be honest, from a human point of view, the monkey's appearance is really "average", even Yang Chan thinks so. But I don't know why, I don't feel it when I fall into the eyes of the wind chimes, and I even feel that it looks very good. It's such a magical thing that sometimes the wind chimes wonder if there's something wrong with their aesthetics.
Seeing this, the monkey grinned and said, "Anyway, it's you, not me, why am I bothering." ”
The wind chime snorted and stretched out his hand to push the monkey's head: "You, it's just crooked." ”
After this pushing, I realized that it was wrong, and hurriedly retracted my hand, feeling embarrassed.
If it is in the three-star cave of the oblique moon, let alone pushing the monkey's head, it is common to beat him with dust. But now it's different from the past, he's a king now. Now standing in front of the monkey, the wind chimes always feel so small, as small as a grain of dust.
Seeing Xiao Nizi's embarrassment, the monkey pursed her lips, and suddenly had an urge to tease her. But when the words came to his lips, he shrank back.
For now, it's better to do less of this kind of thing.
After thinking about it, he grabbed the peach plug and gave it to the wind chime and said, "Na, this is for you." ”
"Do I have it too?"
"yes, I don't need it anyway, I'll give you this. ”
"But. Feng Chime hesitated and asked, "Didn't you already give your one to Sister Yang Chan?"
"The one given to her was returned by Yuding Zhenren. ”
Wait, how does the wind chime know that I sent two to Yang Chan?
The monkey's expression suddenly froze.
The wind chime held the peach and nodded silently: "So that's the case, but they all said that you gave your own to Sister Yang Chan." ”
"They"?
Does that mean that it has been spread to everyone else?
The monkey's dead heart is gone.
I can't play smart, if Yang Chan knows that Yuding Zhenren has retreated, what kind of scene should it be?
Thinking about it, he couldn't help but shudder, got up and said, "I'll go out for a while." (To be continued......)