Chapter 360: The Life of the Mentally Retarded Is Like That
Hold the grass! Someone actually gave my sister a dream! There is really a mother! No wonder that guy doesn't need to write the name of the place, it doesn't matter if the poem is so weird and incomprehensible, it's especial, he will lead the way one by one. Hold the grass, what kind of monster is this?"
"No, why didn't I hear Huiyun say that she had a dream. Yes, Huiyun's strength is too poor, I'm afraid that the monster didn't take a fancy to her, and he didn't bother to give her a dream. I don't die because of her, and I got a treasure map, and he set his sights on my sister. Well, did he want to kill me, or did he want to take me away and be reborn? This stupid monster is so eager to fool me, it's too obvious. It's really mentally retarded. ”
"Well, the clay vase is so ugly, it is the ugliest thing this girl has ever seen in her life, and the words are written like a schoolboy, which shows that he is mentally retarded. Isn't it good to be so mentally retarded, to hide in the ground and survive? Sister is reluctant to take a look?"
"No, the mentally retarded said on the map that there are seven misfortunes, but I'm afraid that there are seven dangerous checkpoints on the way there. The fools who are eager to grab the treasure go all the way, perhaps thinking that this is a test left by their predecessors, and they will kill each other regardless of life. But if the level is not good, it is actually to prevent the mentally retarded from running out and scary. My sister wants to find the mentally retarded, but I'm afraid that I will have to pass the seven levels. There are seven levels, so tiring. I have to fool some people to help my sister explore the way. ”
"Well, that retarded person must have fooled some people. But the mentally retarded way fooled people are only afraid that their strength is not enough, like Ruan Huiyun, they are afraid that they will not be able to pass a single level. That mentally retarded is too unreliable, so let's go out and fool Shi Guisheng in person! Tomorrow, I will fool Shi Guisheng's old man first. I don't know what is going on underground. ”
"Well, the old man must know something. This temple has existed for thousands of years, but I'm afraid that the mentally retarded is the ancestor who was locked up in it by the ancestors of Pingtianguan, who I don't know which generation, is also mentally retarded, and my sister is most annoying to imprison people for thousands of years, or seal monsters for thousands of years. Can't you just kill him? Is this the rhythm of the mentally retarded seeing the mentally retarded, feeling sorry for each other, and not willing to kill him?"
"Well, I don't know what they do. Hold the grass, men and men love each other are heretics, heretics must die! Well, not necessarily, maybe the ancestor is a woman, old and decrepit, afraid that the monster will like the young and beautiful woman. No, maybe, that monster already has a junior, but unfortunately it was discovered by the ancestor who was so old that his teeth were lost. Then the ancestor was furious, locked him here, and let him fend for himself. Sun Monkey still has copper juice to drink at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and this guy may not even have copper juice to drink. Think about it, it's pitiful, sister, let's do good deeds and end his suffering!"
"There is another possibility, maybe the ancestor is a man, and the monster is a mother. The mentally retarded ancestor is too old to be good, and the female monster is still as beautiful as a flower, hooking up everywhere. Before she died, the old mentally handicapped was reluctant to give her to others, and she didn't want to let her go to live happily with her lover, so he ruthlessly let her bury her. She was lonely guarding the corpse of the old mentally retarded, and she was gray in the dark underground. Like a beautiful flower, like a year of flowing water, this time, how can a sad word. Hey, it's so pathetic. ”
"If that's the case, my sister might as well take her as a partner. No, she's too retarded. Xiaoshi is mentally retarded enough, and if there is another mentally retarded by her side, how can she do it? Mentally retarded will be contagious. I don't want to be retarded! Hey, my sister should kill her. Tsk, she's so mentally retarded, she finally came up with a stupid way to get out, and she ended up attracting me and being killed by me, which is really pitiful. Hey, who made the ancient red-faced life so thin? Yes, the ancients were always right. The ancients said that she deserved to be unlucky, and that sister had no choice. ”
"This stupid monster came up with this method, and it took three hundred years, five hundred years, or three thousand years? It's pathetic to have a low IQ. After living for so long, the handwriting is still so poor, so pitiful! However, he can be forgiven, he is mentally retarded! In the past, he was only merry and happy with his master, but he didn't know how to learn anything, and as soon as he was abandoned by his master, he was miserable. Hey, that's how life is for the mentally retarded. He can't be blamed for this, his master is so bad that he doesn't teach him at all. Xiaoshi, you see how good I am to you, I teach you to read and write poetry so seriously and responsibly, you still don't study well, are you worthy of me?"
After Yu Qingyao woke up, she sat on the bed and complained happily.
Xiao Shi was already alarmed, listening to the master's complaints, she was confused the whole time.
Suddenly, when I heard the master say that he wanted to read and write poems by himself, the little poem was dumbfounded, and he was speechless and tearful in the depths of his heart.
She suddenly wanted to change to a mentally retarded master, so that she could be happy from now on, even if the owner died and was buried with her.
"Little poem, you're going to have a snack. You have to study hard, you are still young, and you still have time to learn. Don't be like that retard, old and old, it's too late to regret it. ”
Xiao Shi nodded wiltedly. She didn't dare to refute, the master was too powerful, too good at strong words, and she was completely unconfident that she could speak of the master.
Seeing that the sky was about to dawn, Yu Qingyao was overexcited and couldn't sleep, she rubbed her face, and instantly turned into Li Cangyue, an ice and snow girl.
Li Cangyue was expressionless and got up with a chill.
After putting on makeup and putting on the iconic white dress, Li Cangyue said coldly: "Little poem, you should have read it earlier!"
Xiao Shi teary-eyed, picked up the book of poems opened on the table, and continued to read the same place as yesterday.
Li Cangyue took out the phoenix sword, walked to the courtyard and began to practice the sword.
In order to match the character of the Ice and Snow Girl, she practiced a new wind and snow sword technique and practiced the wind and snow sword intent.
She forgot which son gave this set of swordsmanship.
No way, there are so many people who give gifts that I can't remember them at all.
As soon as the sword move was unfolded, the temperature in the small courtyard suddenly dropped to zero degrees. A trace of snow swayed from the tip of the sword.
After practicing the sword for an hour, Li Cangyue took the book and looked at it, and by the way, she stared at the small poem and copied the poem to practice calligraphy.
After breakfast, Li Cangyue went to the dean's office.
When Dean Shi saw her, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Professor Li, you are really a rare guest, come, please take a seat!"
Li Cangyue said coldly: "Dean Shi, I have something important to look for you. ”
Dean Shi paused for a moment and asked, "What's the matter?"
Li Cangyue briefly told Ruan Huiyun about coming to her, and then told her about what she found when she went to the East Lake rockery.
She also explained the map. She regarded what she dreamed of as her own discovery, and she didn't say anything about the monster's dream. The Ice and Snow Girl wants to be as smart as ice and snow, do you make it?
Under her explanation, Dean Shi understood the map and recognized that the location of the steps was really where the Scripture Pavilion was located.
Li Cangyue finally pointed to the seven monsters drawn on the map and said, "This should be the map and hints of the seven levels. The woman here should be a hint of entering the level, and there may be a statue of a woman or something. ”
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