Chapter 32: Jianghu heroes are most afraid of running out of paper

Chen Buqun stood at the front of the crowd, and originally wanted to see what was going on, but the people behind him were suffocated, pushed him into the thatched house, and almost fell into the thatched pit.

After a period of exuberance, Chen Buqun found that there was no paper.

This is aggrieved, the heroes of the rivers and lakes are most afraid of running out of paper...... Do you want to use your fingers?

Terrible......

Chen Buqun stretched out his fingers and prepared to finish...... It's a big deal......

If he had been born 2,000 years later, he would probably have understood why the thatched hut was later called a bathroom, right?

However, there is no end to it.

He saw a delicate wooden box in front of him, on which were written in several ugly letters.

"Toilet paper, one or two, silver out of paper. ”

"This ...... Nima ...... This paper is too expensive, so why don't you grab it!"

Chen Buqun touched the placket of his clothes, but still threw one or two in.

One or two pieces of silver is enough for ordinary people to live for a month, which makes Chen Buqun's heart ache for a second, but after all, he can still afford to spend this money after being a famous family.

Although it is a little more expensive, it is good that you don't have to wash your hands......

Chen Buqun just pulled up his pants, and asked a hero next to the wooden board: "Chen Daxia, are you done?"

"Hmm......" Chen Buqun was very reluctant, but he still responded.

"Hahaha...... You're too stupid, these tricks must be designed by Xiao Yan's sand sculpture, I have learned the craftsman's craft, I can't pit me, I throw a stone into it and try it, it will definitely be the same paper!hahaha......"

Chen Buqun thought about it and regretted it a little.

Impulsive, if a stone can solve it, why use a tael of silver?

It's just that the hero next to him just fell.

"Phew!"

A huge noise suddenly sounded, Chen Buqun was so frightened that he forgot to pump his pants, so he rushed out, only to see that the floor of the thatched house next to him disappeared completely, and the person fell into the thatched pit...... He's completely turned into a man......

Chen Buqun's eyes are big, fortunately he is not witty enough, otherwise he will definitely be himself who becomes a man.

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When the crowd came out, they found that the crowd was still arguing, and the exit was surrounded by a railing, and the people in front of them could not go out at all if they did not leave.

Chen Buqun is relatively tall, and it is easy to see the situation in front of him.

I saw a white-haired old man holding a Buddha dust in his hand, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and his instruments were extraordinary, but at this time, he was blushing and scolding a little monk with a thick neck.

"You say, who gave you the right, such a big Jinshan Temple, you have to charge money for, and there is still a royal law?"

"This ...... My master explained, you have to pay, one or two dollars each time, you pull it ten times......" The little monk obviously lacked confidence when he spoke, probably because he also felt that this was not very reasonable.

"Who is your master? Why is he? What about the abbot? I know your abbot!" Jian Mei Lao Dao was even more angry, and even the matter of diarrhea was said in public, how could his generation of heroes still gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes?

"This ...... My master is Elder Xiao Yan...... "Lin Dong had to push the pit master out.

"What Xiao Yan? I don't know, I won't give this money anyway...... Wait a minute...... Xiao Yan?" Jian Mei Lao Dao was suddenly stunned, and even he was afraid of himself when he became angry, and almost forgot the name Xiao Yan.

"This bastard?"

He went up the mountain this time to defeat Xiao Yan and become famous all over the world.

"If Lao Tzu doesn't give it, what can you do to me?" Quickly call Xiao Yan out and see that I don't kill him!" Jian Mei Lao Dao shouted loudly.

After that, Jianmei Lao Dao wanted to habitually brush the Buddha dust he loved in the center of his hand, but he just did it for a while, and suddenly thought of something, and his heart chuckled, and his palm stopped in the air a little embarrassed.

"Huh? Look...... Why was the old man stunned?...... Could it be that he has fallen for witchcraft?"

A hero of the rivers and lakes looked at the strange behavior of the old man with sword eyebrows, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously.

"It's not...... Look at his Buddha dust, it used to be pure white, but now why has it turned yellow?"

"This ...... I seem to understand when you say that...... Didn't you go to the hut just now?"

Another hero suddenly realized.

"You mean...... That one...... Jian Mei didn't lose any money?"

"You think about it, he pulled ten times...... This...... I guess I don't have that much money with me?"

Jianmei Lao Dao was said to be so old that his face turned red, he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen when he came to Jinshan Temple, and it was really a bad night.

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, money is impossible, little brother, I advise you to hand over Xiao Yan. ”

The old man of the sword eyebrows was annoyed and angry, and said with a blushing face and a thick neck.

"My master, Elder Xiao Yan, has explained, if you don't want to pay the money, then pass my pass first......" Lin Dong stopped the exit and said weakly.

"Hmph...... I think you're stupid, aren't you? The master is not normal, and the apprentice is also a fool?"

"......" Lin Dong's expression was a little nervous.

Although he has also practiced martial arts since he was a child, his qualifications are not good, and this year he is just like Xiao Yan, and his internal strength is only five layers.

It's just that he can't help it, he has become Xiao Yan's apprentice, and he still cares a lot about respecting his teacher.

Since it was ordered by the master, he had to complete it even if he tried his best.

"Hahaha...... Who gave you the courage to give you the fifth layer of internal strength?" Jian Mei Lao Dao was a little disdainful, and said that the internal strength began to operate.

Ten layers of internal strength!

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Lin Dong had heard about the old Taoist of Jianmei, and heard that this person was originally a Taoist priest, and he had twenty layers of internal strength in the first year, but because of his misbehavior on weekdays, he formed a lot of enemies, and was plotted by the enemy.

Although the strength of the internal strength is only ten layers, the rivers and lakes are rich in experience, and the moves are very spicy, and many masters of the twelfth layer of internal strength have died in his hands.

"This time, the old man seems to be really...... Isn't that bullying a child?"

Someone started talking about it.

"Hmph, he deserved it...... I don't know how thick the sky is, I can only blame him for not having a good master. ”

“......”

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But at this moment, a voice came from afar: "Wait!

Suddenly, everyone looked in the direction in which they were speaking.

I saw an eighteen-year-old boy striding towards this side, but this person was Chen Buqun.

"Jianmei Daoist, Lin Dong is my friend, can I say a few words with him first?"

Chen Buqun arched his hand and said politely.

The old man of the sword eyebrows frowned slightly, but he had heard of Chen Buqun's name, and after thinking about it, he really couldn't afford to offend, so he said: "The old man will give you face, if you play any conspiracy, the old man will go directly to the Chen Sword Sect to find your father." ”

"Thanks to the old-timers. ”

Chen Buqun arched his hand, and then pulled Lin Dong aside.

"Lin Dong, what's wrong with you? I haven't seen you for a few days, how can you become a monk......