Gou Laodao changed into a golden silk cloth ecliptic robe today, with a colorful demon mirror on his chest, behind him is Tai Chi gossip ink needle embroidery, his arm is bent to hold a handful of green silk whisk, and a pair of cowhide official boots under his feet are dazzling. His appearance is not like going to kill demons, but more like going to sacrifice to the heavens with the gods.

But not only him, but all the wild roads of the rivers and lakes were brightly dressed, they stood at the entrance of the town and waited for the arrival of the fairy, each polished the weapons in hand, and from time to time someone fiddled with his big knife: "This big knife I bought from Blacksmith Li for eight taels of silver, and it weighs thirty-six pounds! Although it is a little light, it will take advantage of it." ”

Someone else held up his own red-tasseled spear and said: "This spear of mine is amazing, but Master Gou Tianshi personally opened it with me! In the future, I will be even more handy at killing demons!"

But someone teased: "It's a fart if it's been opened! It's not open, it's not bloody, what's the point?"

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"Fuck you! Lao Tzu is breaking when he kills demons, and Lao Tzu will use that demon blood to refine my bloody spear!"

At this time, a blue light fell from the sky, and after the light and shadow appeared, three seats fell in white clothes. The little fairy daughter and the fairy master are both covered with a veil, but this veil is like the belly pocket on a woman's chest, if you really want to do something, you can't take it off or not.

The noisy Jianghu guests were so envious that they couldn't close their mouths, their eyes didn't dare to roll around the fairy, they could only rub the tender oil of the little fairy's daughter, the little fairy's daughter looked the simplest, she was a little ashamed by this group of men, she added a touch of her daughter's blush to her pretty face, and gently pulled the fairy's placket and asked: "Xianzun, what do they mean by opening the bud?"

Fairy Bing is clear and jade, and she is naturally as guarded as jade, even if she knows, it is not easy to say such dirty words, so she coughed lightly and said: "Qian'er don't ask, dirty words in the mortal world will make the Taoist heart unstable, and in serious cases, it will even be irreversible." ”

This little fairy daughter named Qian'er quickly shut up and didn't dare to talk nonsense.

Gou Laodao was really like a dog, running to the fairy with his tongue and flattering: "Fairy, these people are all killers in the rivers and lakes, although they are not even a fart compared to you, but they can help you lead the way, right?"

The fairy glanced at everyone, but didn't notice Di Yunfeng's shadow, so he asked, "What's the matter?"

Gou Laodao said helplessly: "Originally, it was said that there were more than thirty people, but seventeen or eighteen died on the night of the night attack, and now there are only so many people left." ”

"I mean—"

"I'm coming. Di Yunfeng jumped down from the wall, which can be regarded as a different scenery, not that his posture is chic, but his dress is very frustrated, and he looks like a sand bandit, compared with this group of glamorous Jianghu guests, it is out of place.

Of course, his fortitude is also incompatible with theirs.

"Ah, is this still the cold-faced killer from before, how can you wrap yourself like a dumpling?" Qian'er pointed at Di Yunfeng and exclaimed.

Di Yunfeng tore off his scarf and leaked his face, looking at the bright others, he felt a little inferior in his heart, so he explained far-fetchedly: "The sandstorm in the north is very strong, and the skin and flesh can't withstand the blow, this is a complete strategy I have prepared." ”

The young man called Mingchen was deliberately picking on Di Yunfeng's stubble, and spoke disdainfully: "So you are the worst among mortals, are you not able to set up my master?

After saying this, a group of Jianghu guests have made a boundary with Di Yunfeng, for fear of being foolish next to him.

Di Yunfeng snorted lightly and rewrapped the scarf, he would not leave his life in the hands of others, and naturally remained silent in the face of other people's cynicism, so he walked to the end of the line and stood in line, closed his eyes and quietly waited for the order.

At this time, seeing Qian'er walking in front of everyone, her hands were nothing, but then with a visual flip, two stacks of different rune paper appeared in her hands, which was more magical than a trick, she cleared her throat and said: "Everyone, listen well, the next arrangement is very important!"

"Hehe, the little fairy's words are golden and jade, let's listen......"

"Head to head, maybe the little fairy's bath water is sweet......"

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A ridicule couldn't help but make Qian'er's pretty face a little more ashamed, she straightened up the pair of not very tasteful breasts, revealing a little pride that was not very skillful, and said loudly:

"The two charms in my hand are used to communicate and save lives, I am afraid of things in the desert, if you lose your way, you can tear this black communication talisman, we will perceive it and come to save you immediately, if the situation is really urgent, then you will use this red life-saving talisman," Speaking of this, she changed to a solemn tone and said: "The life-saving talisman stores the sigil of the master, and the way to open the sigil is to use your own essence and blood- Remember, don't use life-saving charms until you have to, a mortal will lose ten years of life if you have less sperm blood, so be cautious and cautious!"

Gou Laodao hurriedly came to take over the charm, and put a "life-saving charm" in his arms in front of the big guy, and then called everyone to come up and get it.

"Gou Lao Dao, what are you doing with so many life-saving talismans? You didn't listen to what the fairy said? A drop of essence blood has a ten-year yang life, I see that you are also a person who has half a body into the ground, why don't you use two enemies without subdues, and you will die on all fours first? ha......

No one couldn't help but laugh at the happiness of this old man, and Gou Daoren glared with a red neck and said, "What are you dwarf mules rushing to? This Dao chief has a long life of five hundred years, where is it so easy to die?"

Di Yunfeng also got two spells, and he was suspicious, thinking that the wolf demon could beat himself to pieces with a heavy punch, if he was really unlucky to meet again, where would he have the opportunity to shout for help?

Qian'er saw that everyone received the rune paper, and flicked her sleeves into a jade tooth-like fairy boat, the boat gradually became a boat from small to large, and gave birth to wings floating in the air, the three of them stepped on the boat first, and then greeted everyone: "There are still some steps in the desert, we will take you first, and after perceiving the demonic energy, we will get off the boat and walk with you, so as to avoid startling the grass and snakes." ”

Where have mortals ever seen the so-called immortal boat artifact? So they jumped on the boat with light skills, looked left and right, and saw that it was very fresh.

There is a houseboat on the fairy boat, Qian'er helped the fairy to walk in, leaving Mingchen alone in front of the fairy boat, seeing him conjure up a strange stone, resting in the groove of the bow of the boat, after the stone is filled, the whole fairy boat seems to be endowed with magic power, pulling out the wind, swaying into the blue sky, galloping in the white clouds, touching the sun with one hand!

The guests in the rivers and lakes were amazed, all around the head of the boat Mingchen exaggerated flattery, thousands of clothes did not wear sycophants, Mingchen shook his head proudly, and began to advocate his glorious deeds.

Di Yunfeng sat quietly at the stern of the boat, smiling disdainfully, and said secretly in his heart: I thought that immortals were worlds apart, but I didn't expect bed bugs or bed bugs, they were all stinky fart people. He touched the four sheepskin bags hanging from Mai's waist, three of which were water and one was wine. At first, he forgot which bag was in it, so he had to take it off one by one and smell it, until he got the third bag.

He held the wine and looked at the blue sky and Gangyang, and sacrificed the red pair for marriage, the land for the funeral, and the dragon king for the sea. If you go to the road of life and death, you will sacrifice to the sky!

God, this is not a good wine, but it is a toast, I just ask you to watch a little more, let me pick up a life and go back to the end of Brother Hai!

Di Yunfeng sprinkled half a bag of wine out of the sky, and laughed heroically, he had seen the sea of waves and flowers, he had seen the sea of yellow sand and sand, and now he also saw the sea of clouds under the red sun!

There are no regrets in this life, and it is not worth the trip!

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Di Yunfeng laughed for a while before he held the wine bag high to Qingtian, and just as he was about to drink as fast as possible, he heard a loud "boom", and the whole fairy boat trembled violently!

The wine bag in his hand was so light that he was shocked and fell out of the fairy boat!

This is not feasible! Only half a bag of wine is gone, and there is no Du Kang on the long yellow sand road, so what does he mean to relieve his sorrows? He hurriedly bent down to grab it, but his skull had just gone out, and a burst of bright light actually drilled up from the clouds and hit him directly in the skull!

"Boom!" The bright light was blocked by an invisible barrier three feet away from the boat, and the barrier was invisible, but now it was attacked into shape, and it was still turbulent and crumbling!

Di Yunfeng was frightened and frightened, but he saw that patches of bright light shot out from under the clouds, smashing on the fairy boat like a rainstorm pear blossom! This is a hand grabbed his shoulder and dragged him back to the plywood, and angrily reprimanded: "You can't find death? Can't you hear when you enter the cabin?"

Di Yunfeng came back to his senses and found that he was the only one left on the deck, and the person who dragged him was Mingchen who had been operating the boat before, he said: "Thank you" and hurriedly got out of the cabin to hide.

At this time, Qian'er and the fairy also walked out of the houseboat, and heard Qian'er say urgently: "Master, this desert has long been reduced to a demon land, are we suffering from the enemy?"

"Hmph! The ant demon also dares to sneak attack the deity's immortal boat, it's just looking for death!"

The fairy was furious, and instructed Mingchen and Qian'er: "You two stay to keep the enchantment, and I will go down to kill the demons!"

She took the form of a frightening ray of light and burrowed into the clouds.