Volume 1: The Little Monk Returns to the Lay Chapter 40: What Green What Building
But at this moment, a footstep came from behind.
"Well, that's a pretty powerful mechanism, and it almost made me get hit. The abbot's voice came from behind, and I saw him slowly walking out of the hut.
His expression was serious, as if he was thinking about something important.
"Abbot, are you ......" Elder Huiren looked at the abbot in surprise, he didn't expect that even the abbot of the twenty-fifth layer of internal force was amazed by this mechanism.
"Well, I'm glad I'm proficient in the stunt 'Water Floating'. The abbot stretched out his hand and patted Hye-in's shoulder.
After Zhuge Yixiu heard "floating on water", a picture appeared in his mind, the abbot stood on the surface of the, did not sink, and then jumped lightly and flew back to the thatched house.
This can no longer be called floating on the water, it should be renamed as floating on!
"But, abbot, the sharpest thing about this mechanism is that even if you can escape, you don't have paper!"
Zhuge Yixiu's sharp eyes saw through the blind spot.
Zhuge Yixiu just said that, the abbot took back the hand that was patted on Elder Huiren's shoulder without leaving a trace, but before taking it back, he still secretly touched several handfuls.
......
The scene was very awkward at one point.
No matter how sluggish the reaction was, Elder Huiren also reacted.
O Nima!
The abbot actually wiped it clean with his hands and the old man's clothes, and the traces of feces ......
"Zhuge Yixiu, you sand sculpture ......" Elder Huiren was furious, pulling up the ears of the inferior with one hand, of course, he didn't dare to vent his anger on the abbot, so he could only blow up Zhuge Yixiu, who was as steady as an old dog.
"You can't blame me, it's all blamed on that Xiao Yan, he is the mastermind. "The so-called dead friends are not dead and poor, Zhuge Yixiu has always been very stable, even selling teammates.
However, in advance, they noticed that the little bastard didn't know when, and he swept away the silver two of the thatched house and ran away!
......
Jinshan Castle is a large and very wealthy city.
Before dawn, the streets were full of people, and the streets were full of vendors.
Occasionally, a rich man on the street walked out of a palatial building not far away in rags, probably because of the battle of "not breaking Loulan and never returning" last night, and he only occasionally rested before dawn and hurried home.
Some passers-by occasionally looked up at the building, only to see a large gold-lettered signboard in the middle, and a few big characters were written on the signboard: "What green and what building"
Well, that's the name.
There was no one in the early morning of what was green and what building, and an old gentleman was replaced on the stage where he was supposed to dance and ascend.
There are only a few rich boys under the seats who are still hungover, drinking tea and going back when they wake up.
No one here wants to listen to boring storytelling.
Mr. Storyteller is also knowledgeable, and he specially controls his voice a little less, and he also knows that what Qing and what building must just invite him to come back and join in the scene, and it doesn't matter if he can attract people or not.
"Listeners, today I, Lin Mou, will not talk about those bad street books, I will talk about the major events that happened in Jinshan Temple recently!"
The storyteller suddenly had an idea, threw away the book in his hand and said.
The young knight just found a place to sit, and was stunned when he heard the words, but he quickly recovered and found a good position to sit down.
"Jinshan Temple, what can a monk temple say...... Don't fool us......"
A fat man dressed as a boy frowned when he heard the words and shouted.
"That's it, what do those bald guys have to talk about? I see you, it's better to talk back to yesterday's gold bottle and plum...... I love to hear it!heyhehehe......"
Another bald rich businessman also said in pieces.
"This ......" Mr. Storyteller was suddenly a little embarrassed, but the book was also thrown aside, do you want to pick it up and talk about it again?
However, he has also seen big scenes. In this case, he was still able to stabilize his aura, so he simply stiffened his head and said: "Everyone, I don't know if you have heard of the name Da Vinci? If you haven't heard of it, it doesn't matter, you should have heard of Chen Budiao's hero of the Chen Sword Sect, right?" However, both of them were deflated in Jinshan Temple, and they were ......."
Mr. Storyteller instantly threw out the names of the two mighty rivers and lakes, and then squinted at everyone's reactions.
Sure enough, many people woke up a lot, and some even sat up straight.
Those who can visit Qinglou are definitely not the ones who lack money, what they lack is strength and status, so the heroes of the rivers and lakes are what they crave......
"Haha......"
Now the storyteller chuckled lightly twice and didn't go any further.
Just there smiling and looking at the others, but this person is difficult to laugh, how to describe this kind of smile now?
Laughing like a retard? Well, that's it.
"Bastard, you bad old man is really going to hang people's appetites! Come, these silver taels are for you, give them a good talk to the uncle, and give a reward!"
A rich bald merchant, who seemed to be a shrewd man, immediately knew that the storyteller had bad water in his stomach, so he took out the silver and threw it on the ground.
"Okay. The storyteller suddenly smiled again, picked up the silver and put it in his arms, moistened his throat and said slowly: "Recently, the rivers and lakes can be described as calm, but there is a place where there are earth-shattering waves. ”
"It all starts with a little-known little person, this person's name is Xiao Yan. ”
The storyteller is worthy of being experienced, and his speech is subdued and frustrated, which can easily arouse people's interest.
It's just that the big men in the audience didn't buy it, and shouted: "What a few nonsense, I don't want to listen to Xiao Yan, I haven't heard of what he is." Don't take money and pull something else...... We want to listen to the heroes! Chen Budiao!"
"Ladies and gentlemen...... But do you know that Chen Budiao was defeated by Xiao Yan? I heard that three ribs were broken!"
Seeing this, Mr. Storyteller didn't make a fuss, and directly threw out a bombshell, and as he spoke, he also raised three fingers to emphasize.
"How is that possible? you can't talk nonsense, if you let the people of the Chen Sword Sect hear it, then you won't be able to eat and walk around......"
The bald rich merchant shook his head and said.
"That's right, don't lose your life for this money, it's a pity......"
A son-in-law also echoed.
"Really! It was told to me by a knight who ran down from the mountain, and I saw it yesterday when I was passing by the Chen Sword Sect. The storyteller hurriedly continued: "Do you know how terrible the scene is? Chen Budiao was covered in, but I could smell the stench from a long distance at that time. ”
"This ...... It's impossible, right? Chen Daxia's martial arts are so strong that he can fight even if he meets the abbot of Jinshan Temple, right?"
"You don't understand this, do you know that there are already people in the Eighteen Arhat Formation of Jinshan Temple who have successfully broken through? This is something that has to be recorded in history, and the person who succeeded in breaking through is also very coincidental, he is also called Xiao Yan. ”