Volume 1: The Little Monk Returns to the Vulgar Chapter 63: What a Pig Teammate!
Chen ...... Chen Daxia...... I throw in the towel...... I donate ......" the middle-aged man's face flushed.
"Are you sure?" Chen Bufan let go of his hand and asked.
"But if you donate it all, you can't do it...... Chen Daxia...... You know that, too...... It's not that my Huang family refuses to donate, and it's not just my Huang family who can say it...... If you don't kill me, Chen Daxia, it will be impossible for the people of other families to let me go......" The middle-aged man said smoothly.
Chen Bufan's expression was unwavering, and the sword in his hand was cold and light-catching, revealing a murderous aura.
"However, my Huang family is willing to donate another 30 loads, no, another 300 loads of grain!"
The middle-aged man trembled and hurriedly said, "Chen Daxia, I will give you face, but please leave a way for my Huang family to live......
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But at this time, Xiao Yue'er whispered: "Xiao Yan, that uncle's martial arts are so powerful...... I want to be a hero when I grow up!"
"Okay, then I'll teach you martial arts!" Xiao Yan said with a smile.
"Xiao Yan, do you also know martial arts, are you as powerful as that uncle?" Xiao Yue'er asked, twisting her little head.
"Of course...... I'm much better than him!Wait for you to grow up and teach you swordsmanship!" Xiao Yan said with a foul face.
"But why do I think you're bragging?"
Xiao Yue'er blinked her innocent little eyes, then looked at Xiao Yan and said.
"What do you little kid know...... You see, that uncle's cultivation and experience are very powerful...... But the swordsmanship is terrible...... There are too many loopholes...... I use the sword spectrum to wipe my buttocks......" Xiao Yan continued to add with a stinky face: "His son has to learn to dig dung with me......"
"Really?" Xiao Yue'er's eyes lit up when she heard this.
"The twenty-eighth-layer internal strength, the third-rate Chen swordsmanship, it's really a pity. ”
"But he defeated the uncle in one fell swoop. ”
"That's because the uncle's tricks don't flow at all. ”
"Xiao Yan, how powerful will you be in martial arts?"
“...... Me...... There is a first-class easy tendon warp...... There is also a stand-alone version of the super-first-class Eighteen Arhat Array...... Forehead...... It also deep-fried chicken...... No...... The last one can't teach you......"
"Xiao Yan is much more powerful than his uncle!"
"Shh......h We need to keep a low profile and tell the truth. ”
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"Where did the ignorant people come from? Chen Bufan is a hero like you who can talk casually?"
But at this moment, a girl in a men's scholar's robe walked over from the side and said in a deep voice.
The girl was followed by a white-haired old man, who looked like a guard, and should be a martial arts master.
"Haha, where are you from?" Xiao Yan turned his head to look at when he heard this, and then said in a joking tone.
"Presumptuous!"
The old man behind the girl shouted loudly, and was about to step forward.
"Hey...... Take it easy...... Don't want to fight if you don't agree with each other...... This will really make you look stupid......" Xiao Yan said with a smile on his face, and then lowered his head to Xiao Yue'er and asked, "You said yes, right?"
"Well, Xiao Yan is not a bad person!"
Xiao Yue'er nodded and said seriously, as if she had deliberately said it to the girl.
"Uncle Hua, forget it...... Don't worry about such people......" The girl was also very angry, but she finally held back.
Xiao Yue'er pulled the corner of Xiao Yan's clothes, raised her head and said, "Xiao Yan, you say it's okay, when I grow up, teach me swordsmanship...... I also want to be a hero, a chivalrous man!"
"What's so good about a hero? It's just the courage of a horseman, can it solve the problem?" Xiao Yan shook his head and said slowly.
"Chen Daxia does not hesitate to offend all the big families, but also to raise food for the victims, which is the style of the chivalrous man...... If you talk nonsense like this again, don't blame me for being polite!" The girl couldn't help frowning when she heard this.
"Huh...... is indeed a great man, for the country and the people. Chen Bufan is a hero, I don't deny this, and I admire him very much! But is it really useful for him to do these things?" Xiao Yan looked at Chen Bufan, the white-clothed hero on the roof, and then turned his head to look at the girl, and said slowly.
"Why is it useless? at least the Huang family is willing to donate 300 loads of food, which is also to save tens of thousands of people......" The girl glanced at Xiao Yan coldly, and continued randomly: "Unlike some people, eating the government's disaster relief food, they can't do anything, and they are still slandering good people here!"
"Haha......" Xiao Yan smiled, looked at the girl seriously, and then nodded and muttered in a low voice: "Well, the sentence "big breasts and no brains" is really quite scientific...... Xiao Yue'er...... You're going to be a good girl...... At least grow your brain......"
"Oh, okay, Xiao Yan. Although Xiao Yue'er didn't quite understand the meaning of Xiao Yan's words, he still nodded in response.
"You!" said the girl, whose face turned red with anger.
However, the maiden was a well-informed person, and soon regained her composure, and asked, "Why have you humiliated me so much?
"Heh......" Xiao Yan smiled and said, "Three hundred quintals can indeed save the lives of tens of thousands of people, but it also harms the lives of tens of thousands of people!
"Hugh wants to talk nonsense! Distort the facts! Food saves people, how can it hurt people?" The girl was completely enraged this time.
This little monk is so hateful, even if he goes home and is punished by his father, Qin Xuanxuan has to teach him a lesson.
"Hey, this young lady...... Sister......" The little monk smiled and said, "Let me ask you first, what do you think is the most fundamental problem in the disaster area now?"
Little sister?
Qin Xuanxuan was a little confused by the other party's title at first, but after thinking about it, it was probably the dialect of a certain region, but she didn't care much.
"The problem is obvious...... The most fundamental problem of famine is the lack of food!" Qin Xuanxuan said without even thinking about it.
"Wrong! Big mistake, big mistake, hehe......" Xiao Yan shook his head and denied it very seriously.
"You!" Qin Xuanxuan was so angry that her face turned red.
From childhood to adulthood, who didn't praise her for knowing books and etiquette, being smart and well-behaved?
When has it been said in such a tone?
"Okay, then you can tell me that the most fundamental cause of the famine is not a lack of food, but what is it?" Qin Xuanxuan gritted her silver teeth and asked angrily.
"Haha, don't be angry, we are all cultural people, and we speak with data. Then let me tell you how much grain there is in the disaster area now! It is the current Huang family, the Qingshan faction. Do you know how much food they have at home?"
Before Qin Xuanxuan could reply, Xiao Yan continued to say in a deep voice: "Eighty thousand quintals! Do you know?
When Xiao Yan said this, although his voice was very low, people could still feel the anger contained in his words.
However, Xiao Yan's voice did not stop there, but continued: "
Lin family, Tianhe Dart Bureau! 50,000 quintals!
Li family, Tianxuanmen! 70,000 quintals!
Zhang family, Sanfeng Sword Sect! 120,000 quintals!
Mi family, Tiandaomen, 300,000 quintals!
The Fang family, the gossip faction, 250,000 quintals!
Liu family, Shaolin Temple, 180,000 quintals!
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When Xiao Yan said the names of these families, as well as those astronomical figures, Qin Xuanxuan was already stunned and couldn't say anything.
"Dare to ask, this young lady, do you still think that the most fundamental problem of famine is the lack of food?
Qin Xuanxuan didn't speak, just bit her lip lightly, staring at Xiao Yan with beautiful eyes, waiting for him to continue.
"Huh...... Now that you know this, it's easier for you to understand what I'm going to explain. Xiao Yan paused, the expression on his face was unprecedentedly serious, and then said: "Do you know what will happen if Chen Bufan made this trouble make the Huang family donate these three hundred loads of grain?"
"Xiao Yan......" Xiao Yue'er pulled the corner of Xiao Yan's clothes, as if she was also frightened by Xiao Yan's sudden serious expression.
"Hah...... Xiao Yue'er obediently ......" A smile slowly appeared on Xiao Yan's face, and then said: "Of course, three hundred quintals of grain is good, Lord Shangshu can divide it, but what about the Huang family, he will buy these three hundred quintals of grain back in the bazaar!"
Qin Xuanxuan didn't speak, and fell into deep thought, as if she had already received the answer to the question she had asked the little monk at the beginning.
However, the white-haired guard behind her asked puzzledly, "But so what? at least the Huang family will have to pay for food......
"Haha, that's a good question, but do you know how much the grain in the market is now? The price of grain that usually costs one tael of silver is now thirty taels! Of course, at this price, there will still be people who sell their fields and land, and they can get through...... But do you know how much the price of the Huang family's 300 taels of grain pulled out from this bazaar will rise? 35 taels? Or even 40 taels? Hehe......" Xiao Yan smiled, looked at the old man and continued: "Do you still think that these 300 taels are a piece of meat cut off from the Huang family? This is adding another fire to the disaster area! How many people's lives will be used to fill the gap of these 300 taels?"
"This ......" The old man was speechless for a while.
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There was a sudden silence in the streets, and no one spoke anymore.
The sound of opening the door "squeak" also sounded at the main gate of the Huang family, and horse-drawn carriages were carrying food to the meeting hall in the disaster area.
Chen Bufan walked out of the door, bowed, thanked the Huang family and left in a hurry.
It may be that he continued to the next big family and persuaded people to donate food.
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