Chapter 4: Da Vinci the Thief
When the abbot arrived at the Luohan Hall, he already smelled a very fragrant smell.
Oops, the meat tastes ......
My Howling Dog!
Eighteen Arhats gathered around a table and were enjoying a delicious lunch.
"What are you eating?"
The abbot frowned, and saw half a big fat pig on the table......
This......
Suddenly burst into tears, and he was so moved that he was about to cry, Xiao Yan's kid didn't finish eating the pig, and there was still more than half of it......
When the eighteen arhats heard the abbot's voice, they panicked...... At the same time, he shook the pot and said: "This ...... This is the ...... Xiao Yan brought over."
The abbot rolled his eyes, then turned again, blinked his eyes and asked hintly, "I ask you what this is......"
It's just that obviously the eighteen arhats are all relatively honest people, and weakly replied: "This is a pig ......"
"I guess you don't know what it is, do you? Well, I don't know...... But it's delicious...... It looks a lot like a potato...... Let's eat it together......
Seeing this, the abbot hurriedly interrupted the stupid Arhat's speech.
"Potato? Is there such a big potato? But this is obviously ......."
The Eighteen Arhats still didn't care.
The abbot glared at them fiercely......
They thought about it for a while, and then it dawned on them......
If you don't break it, you can't eat anything together......
Abbot, do you mean that?
"This ......"
The eighteen Arhats looked at the abbot in unison, then at the fat pig on the table, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Since the last time the vows were broken, the eighteen Arhats have completely fallen into pork.
"Well, this potato is so big, I want to eat it...... Let's eat it together......"
When the abbot heard this, he nodded with satisfaction: "Well, very good, then let me distribute this pig...... Forehead...... This potato bar......"
Under the gaze of the eighteen arhats, the abbot stepped forward and quickly plucked the eighteen hairs on the fat pig that had not been shaved clean......
"Boom......"
When the eighteen arhats were still lamenting the speed of the abbot's plucking hands, they suddenly realized that there was an extra hair in front of them......
???
What do you mean?
Abbot, what do you mean?
The simple eighteen Arhats looked confused, looked at each other, and wanted to throw away the hair, so that the abbot should not care about these details, in fact, the hair can also be eaten, no need to pull it out, hurry up......
However, the abbot was already eating half a pig by himself......
"Eat...... Why don't you eat it?"
The abbot ate the meat in a big gulp, and then pointed to the hair in front of the eighteen arhats and continued: "Hurry up while it's hot, it's not good when it's cold......"
Serve hot?...... Eat a strip of hair?
......
"Abbot ......"
Regardless of how aggrieved the eyes of the eighteen Arhats were, the abbot was unmoved and ate the potatoes by himself.
Why do you want to eat potatoes that are distributed according to strength?
......
It barely takes half an hour......
The abbot wiped out the potatoes and licked his lips, satisfied...... Then the thief looked at the eighteen Arhats in a shyd manner...... I looked at the hairy ...... in front of them again
The Eighteen Arhats chuckled in their hearts, and quickly snatched the hair in front of them and stuffed it into their mouths......
......
"You ......"
The abbot was a little depressed, but half a pig was enough to hold on, and then he remembered some questions and asked, "By the way, I heard that you know who stole the Yijin Sutra?"
"Abbot, it has been ascertained that this person should be the thief of the heavens, Leonardo da Vinci. The Eighteen Arhats replied in unison.
"Da Vinci the thief?"
"Yes, according to our investigation, this thief is highly skilled in martial arts, I heard that he never misses stealing things, likes to wear strange clothes, and especially likes to hide in the pit...... I heard that once in order to steal something, he hid in a pit and soaked for three days and three nights before leaving......"
"Shhh...... It's so horrible......"
Just listening to this sentence makes me feel tasteful, this Da Vinci is really not an ordinary character.
However, at the mention of the thatched house, the abbot's stomach seemed to be a little uncomfortable...... Maybe it's too much......
But at this moment, a figure ran out of the thatched house of the Luohan Hall......
There's movement!
The expressions of the abbot and the eighteen arhats became solemn, staring at the thatched house......
The man didn't even lift his pants, and ran over with a fart: "Mom...... Someone peeked at me ......"
"Xiao Yan?!"
The abbot quickly recognized the bald head swaying in the air, as well as the abrupt color of the clothes......
It's just that how do you feel that Xiao Yan is running a lot faster? Is it an illusion?
Xiao Yan rushed over, rubbed his butt twice on the abbot's clothes, and then put on his pants with satisfaction and said, "Abbot, there seems to be an eye under the pit that has been staring at my ass......"
Well?
The abbot and the eighteen arhats couldn't help but glance at each other, and their footsteps slowly moved in the direction of the thatched house......
"Peng ......"
Suddenly, the entire hut smashed open, and everyone's vision was yellow......
I saw a man fly out of the hut!
Someone exclaimed, "This ...... This is the trick of the great thief Da Vinci, flying all over the sky!"
"Damn! it's terrible......"
Everyone was dodging, but the abbot rushed out without fear, grabbing the man who flew out of the hut with one hand......
Then, the abbot made another nirvana.
Kill for a thousand years!
......
"Is that you?"
The abbot was stunned when he saw the man's appearance clearly.
This person turned out to be the triangular-eyed man who was killed for thousands of years before...... No wonder it was sneaky in the first place......
"Wipe ...... For the ...... of hair It's you again!"
Da Vinci, the thief of heaven, apparently recognized the abbot as well...... The eyes looked at the abbot unnaturally...... He looked behind him again: "You're not done with ......"
It was because of this finger that he hadn't pulled it for three days...... I wanted to find a feeling in the pit......
This is another thousand-year kill, I guess I don't want to pull it next year......
The feeling of constipation, who uses who knows......
"Bastard!"
Da Vinci, the thief of the sky, snorted coldly, but did not run away, he must avenge this revenge, and turned around and slapped a palm on the abbot's bald head.
However, it was clear that the abbot was not a weak chicken, and he reached out to block, and a boat pushed Da Vinci into the pit again......
Although he had the upper hand, the abbot's stomach was felt...... And then...... Behind him, there was the sound of Xiao Yan and the eighteen Arhats......
"You ...... Where's the pig?
"The potatoes were all eaten by the abbot......"
"What potato? I forgot to tell you, that pig has a bit of a bad taste, and it makes you diarrhea when you eat it...... I wanted you to cut off the spoiled parts and throw them away......"
......
“......”
The abbot's belly: "Coo-goo-goo......"
Does it cause diarrhea?
The abbot didn't care about these anymore, and stared at the front intently: "Thief!
Da Vinci, who had just been pushed into the pit by the abbot, suddenly disappeared......
Sneak into the pit!
This is one of Leonardo da Vinci's greatest tricks!
diving!
“......”
The abbot is still struggling with his stomach, and his face is distorted, but he also knows that this opponent should not be underestimated......
Da Vinci's skill was not in the slightest under the abbot......
"Goo-goo-goo-goo......"
The stomach was still howling, and it was strangely quiet.
The abbot only felt a murderous aura coming from behind...... But...... He's still desperately holding back......
"Puff ......"
The sound of something plugging in the back is familiar and crisp......
"Thousand years of killing!"
Da Vinci's excited voice sounded from behind the abbot, finally taking revenge...... He has passed on all his life's skills through his fingers......