Chapter 1: You're a bad old man, you're bad
Zheng Zumeng, a young man with a red roots, has been a man with a handle since he came out of his mother's womb. At that time, when his mother gave birth to him, it can be said that she fought hard to get him out of the old blood.
Seeing his daughter-in-law for a long time, this is really a moment of howling and a moment of gritting of teeth. Zheng's father, who was accompanying the delivery in the operating room, was thinking about whether to have a caesarean section at that time, but as soon as this idea came up, Zheng's father knocked it down like a whack-a-mole.
Damn, how can my old Zheng family's daughter-in-law let outsiders use the knife. Therefore, Zheng's father had to keep a pair of eagle eyes on the soon-to-be-born Xiao Zheng, while encouraging Zheng's mother to work hard to pull the little rabbit out of the cub.
Listening to his own man, who was more energetic than himself, the breath that Zheng's mother had just mentioned almost dispersed.
This man couldn't help when he gave birth to a child, and he screamed more fiercely than himself, a prospective mother. Thinking that when the little girl comes out, I will let the girl and myself be the same in the future.
That's right, Dad Zheng thinks that his daughter-in-law must give birth to a boy, after all, such a difficult little guy must be a boy. However, Zheng's mother thinks that she must have given birth to a daughter, and the girl is shy, otherwise she would have come out early.
"Wow, wow, wow" The midwife doctor held Zheng Zumeng, who was still a baby, upside down with one hand, and slapped his little ass skillfully and naturally with the other. With a loud cry of a baby in the operating room, our protagonist Zheng Zumeng came to this world.
"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, you see it's a boy. Hahaha" Although Father Zheng is separated from his son by a bed, after all, he is also a soldier and can still see clearly, the baby that was just lifted upside down by the doctor is the same as himself.
Looking at her own man with an excited and stupid face, Zheng's mother turned her head funny and angrily and deliberately didn't look at Zheng's father.
Feeling the subtle change in the atmosphere, Dad Zheng smiled and lowered his head to look at his lover who was having a small temper. A pair of big hands gently stroked Zheng's mother's sweaty hair, and slowly leaned down and gently kissed Zheng's mother's forehead.
The sudden gentleness made Zheng's mother stunned, but the medical staff on the side quit. What's the matter, this is a wave of dog food forcibly by Amway.
Under the crazy hints of the medical staff next to him, Zheng's father still helped the nurses push his beloved wife back to the nursing room unconsciously and happily.
The old man of the Zheng family, who had been waiting in the room for a long time, teased the newborn Zheng Zumeng while looking back at Zheng's father who was babbling as soon as he entered the room.
The old man got up and moved and raised his hand, and the action was done in one go. "Smack" Old Man Zheng was a strong fan, but he was stunned by Father Zheng's solid buttocks.
"I ......" Father Zheng, who turned around and was just thinking about replying, swallowed back the words in time when he met his old man's majestic eyes.
"Dad, why are you here. There will be no meeting. "Zheng Zicheng is still very honest in front of his own son, honest like a good boy.
"Dad, you're my dad!" Why am I here, can Lao Tzu come to the hospital to give birth?"
"Dad, don't make a fuss. Obviously, it was our little He who gave birth to a child. You're a big man, you can't give birth even if you want to. In front of the old man, although Zheng Zicheng said that he didn't dare to make a mistake, the last sentence would also be a quiet beep.
"Yo roar, you also know that Lao Tzu can't be born. Here's what kind of bullshit your kid wrote on his fake note about going out. In the column of the reason for going out on this article, what is written, you tell Lao Tzu. ”
"Isn't it maternity leave, what a big deal, I said you won't be ......?"
"What's the big deal? It's a big deal, you go ahead and show it to Lao Tzu." What is written at the place of payment. Before Zheng Zicheng finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by Old Man Zheng's little temper.
Helplessly, he continued to look down, but this look almost made Zheng Zicheng's mouth crooked.
"Slap" is another real slap, which was accurately slapped on Zheng Zicheng's buttocks. What kind of thing is this, my son was born and my son was slapped in the face.
"Wolf cub, do you say that you are sincere. It's okay to write Lao Tzu's name at the checkout office, what are you doing? I think you've been very idle lately, so if you can't do it, you'll have another task. The provincial one is annoying in front of Lao Tzu. ”
Think of him Zheng Qihe, the dignified commander. Even if you look at the current name, it is powerful, but now the old boy in the family has put his name on a maternity leave slip. People who don't know still think that he Zheng Qihe came to the hospital to give birth, you say that you are not angry.
The two quarreled and the medical staff on the side didn't have time to be idle, bypassing the old man who erupted in a small volcano. The little nurse settled Zheng's mother, who had just given birth, again.
"Wow, wow, wow" Zheng Zumeng, who felt that he was about to be forgotten, cried unhappily.
As soon as she heard the child crying, the little nurse close to the mother and son subconsciously hugged Zheng Zumeng gently to Zheng's mother next to her.
"Like, what a fucking like. Like Lao Tzu. Hahaha. Father Zheng, who came forward again, said proudly.
"Nonsense, you seed. But don't look too much like you in the future, five big and three thick. Too rough. To be as beautiful as Xiao He, to be a beautiful man among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks to his body. Hahahaha" Zheng Zumeng would have felt if he knew that on the day he was born, the old man had helped him set such a flag.
"Dad, what do you mean by five big and three coarse. I'm just a bear's back, right? Zheng Zicheng looked at He Shuhui, who was bent on teasing the child, and said with a big grin
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The old man was obviously teasing him, why didn't this fool hear it. Ignoring the stinky man who was trying to wink at him, He Shuhui slowly spoke: "Dad, let's name the child." ”
Hearing He Shuhui say this, the two of them remembered that they had been engaged in it for a long time and forgot about the business.
"Zheng Baba. How can it be domineering enough? Zheng Zicheng said the first name with a proud face, and before everyone could praise him, he was interrupted by a burst of laughter from his daughter-in-law.
"I said Lao Zheng, who do you want to call who dad in the future?"
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"Xiao He, forget it. This kid in my family is not smart, and letting him make a fuss is to let the rooster lay eggs. The old man's words made Zheng Zicheng, who was still a little proud just now, stand aside and scratch his head in embarrassment.
"It's better to call it Zheng Zu. Staring at the child who moved from time to time in his arms, He Shuhui suddenly spoke.
"Well, that's a good name. It's still a good name for loyalty and filial piety. Hahaha, though. The old man's sudden pause made He Shuhui stunned for a while.
"Xiao He, haven't you always wanted a girl? Why don't we just add another word to the name of this little guy. Add a cute word, how. Loyalty, filial piety, and cuteness, hahaha"
"Dad......" He Shuhui couldn't stop crying when she heard the old man's words.
Other people's families may be able to have a second child or something, but He Shuhui can't. Because of some congenital reasons, she only has one chance to give birth to a child in this life, so the old man who has been a soldier for five generations of his ancestors agreed to add obvious feminine words to the child's name, how can he not be moved.
"Dad, thank you. Zheng Zicheng, who was a little stupid when he saw his daughter-in-law crying suddenly, also just reacted and said to his father with red eyes.
"You cry a yarn and hold it back. Thank you as a family, I also watched my little grandson pink and tender, in the words that are now popular, it is cute. Hahahaha. Zheng Qihe said and picked up Xiao Zumeng and came to the window, calling Zheng Zumeng over and over again.
Zheng Zicheng and He Shuhui looked at the old man who was happily teasing the baby, and snuggled together lovingly.
The four of them really created a warm picture of happiness together.