Five-five-0 knock on the mountain and shake the tiger

"How much is it?" said the old lady unhappily, "The wages of our retired workers are rising every year, and the state never owes wages, do we need to earn your little money?"

"Now more and more people practice taekwondo and karate, but there are fewer and fewer people who practice our traditional Chinese martial arts. I saw that you are rare at a young age but interested in Tai Chi, so I persuaded you to let your boyfriend practice it too. I was originally thinking of pushing me over the quintessence of China, but I was thought of as such a snobbish! You ask everyone present, who paid the money when they came to study? Not to mention that even if they collected money, it would not be my turn! I am just a Tai Chi enthusiast, and I am not a leader. The old lady said angrily.

"I'm sorry, granny! I really didn't think so. Xu Manman hurriedly explained: "It's a matter of course to get something from your work, I really just habitually ask, don't think about it!"

When Xu Manman finished with a set of punches, he felt that there were streams of warm current flowing into his lower abdomen. She was so excited that she was still practicing Tai Chi over and over again until all the people who had been exercising in the morning had gone home.

"Okay! Let's rest!" Leaning on the bench next to him, Li Ming, who had been urging several times, couldn't wait, and shouted from afar: "Let's go around!"

"I'm not tired yet! Let me get familiar with this punch again! I'm afraid that as soon as I stop, I'll forget it when I turn around!" Xu Manman pleaded.

"Forget! I'll continue to study tomorrow! Is that a reason?" Li Ming said as he got up and wanted to walk outside the park.

Xu Manman had no choice but to catch up with Li Ming quickly, take Li Ming's arm, and stick to Li Ming comfortably.

"Manman, you try that sword, choose one!" Li Ming and Xu Manman came to the largest traditional sword shop in Shanghai.

Looking at the dazzling array of long swords, Xu Manman excitedly weighed them one by one and tried them, while Li Ming's looked around casually. Suddenly, Li Ming saw a sword with a very peculiar shape: the sword was two feet and four inches long, and two gossip patterns were engraved on both sides of the sword grid, and the outside of the gossip pattern was inlaid with eight different gems in eight directions, and the two fish eyes were: a piece of mutton fat white jade and a piece of Hetian ink jade.

"Waiter, how much does this sword cost?" Li Ming then asked.

"Sir, ...... look" Hearing Li Ming's inquiry, a waiter immediately walked over, pointed to the sword and introduced: "First of all, the gems of different colors on the left and right sides of this sword, although they are not as valuable as the two pieces of Hetian jade in the middle, they are expensive in different colors; Moreover, several of these colors are very rare and by no means synthetic,......"

"Okay! Don't say it!" Li Ming said impatiently: "You can just say how much it is!"

"Minimum 10 million! The waiter said immediately. I thought, "You little brat, what are you dragging, let you show you in front of your girlfriend, look at how embarrassed you are!"

Li Tianer didn't say a word, and directly dialed the phone: "Mom! Call me 10 million yuan immediately, I want to buy something!"

Since he knew that his second son was a sword cultivator, Qin Lan had read a lot of novels about Xianxia cultivation, and naturally knew that cultivation was based on various materials. So, without asking, he immediately transferred the money to Li Ming, and he was afraid that it would not be enough, so he transferred an extra 10 million.

After hearing the information that the mobile banking had arrived, Li Ming took out the bank card and handed it to the waiter: "No password......

"Husband, let's do it!" At this time, Xu Manman also picked out his favorite long sword. She chose a very ordinary long sword, so it wasn't worth much at all.

"Let's settle the bill with two swords!" At the same time, Li Ming did not forget to tell the waiter: "Just use two sword bags to pack up!"

When the waiter took the ** and the loaded long sword to the rest area, Li Ming said to Xu Manman: "Remember! As a sword cultivator, the sword can't be separated from your body!

"Hee-hee~" The waiter snickered: "Have you also repaired the sword, have you watched too many martial arts movies!" But what she didn't expect was that this painting-like beauty really did it with great interest.

"Why did you carry a handful? Seeing that Xu Manman only carried the sword she chose, Li Ming said again.

"What? This is also for me? This is 10 million!" Xu Manman questioned in disbelief.

"In my eyes, this is rubbish! What is the use of me asking for it?" Li Ming rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up! Principal Nian is looking for me! Maybe it's about us." ”

Xu Manman put the sword on his back under a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, and left the sword shop with Li Ming.

On the way back to school, Li Ming explained to Xu Manman in detail the matters that need to be paid attention to when meditating; Then after arriving at school, the two parted ways. Xu Manman went back to Li Ming's bachelor apartment, and Li Ming went to the principal's office in previous years.

The principal Nian mentioned by Li Ming is the old man in the mouth of the ancient Han Dynasty. The old man is the president of Fudan University and enjoys the treatment of the state 'vice minister'.

Obviously, you're here! Quick! You sit down first, there is a drink on the coffee table, let me finish this little thing in hand first. "Principal Nian told the secretary before: Li Ming doesn't need to pass the word when he comes, let him come in directly. He was typing materials on the computer and hurriedly greeted Li Ming when he saw that Li Ming was coming.

While typing materials, Principal Nian peeked at Li Ming from time to time: Li Ming sat down on the sofa with a big grin, leaning on the backrest and closing his eyes to recuperate. couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up: at a young age, he already has everyone's demeanor, and there is no stage fright at all, this kind of temperament is not something that can be pretended.

So, he hurriedly put down the work in his hand and walked over to Li Ming; At the same time, Li Ming, who heard the footsteps, also opened his eyes. After greeting each other for a few words, Principal Nian said with some embarrassment: "Ming Mingxian nephew, why are you so careless? You actually let the police block the room! Although it is said that you are in free love, and the school has no right to interfere, but this influence is too bad, and the school can't help but ask!"

"What does school mean?" asked Li Ming very flatly.

"Anyway, it's not going to be done!" Principal Nian said in embarrassment: "This thing has spread on the Internet!

"Then you can do it!" Li Ming looked indifferent: "Anyway, I haven't been enrolled for a week, and I haven't integrated into this school, so it's a big deal to ask Professor Gu to help me contact another school." ”

Hearing Li Ming say this, Principal Nian panicked. He originally wanted to take Li Ming, but he didn't expect to be held by someone else. Just as Gu Hannian said: Just with Li Ming's good handwriting, aren't all famous schools rushing and panicking? Principal Nian really stole chickens and rice, so he could only say with an embarrassed wry smile: "Mingming's nephew doesn't have to think of other ways in such a hurry, and the matter has not reached an irreparable situation." ”

Li Ming smiled and said, "Is there really a way? Don't be too reluctant!"

"Not reluctantly! Principal Nian laughed and said, "It's just a matter of moving around some relationships!"

"Old fox, you're finally going to show your tail!" Li Ming smiled secretly: "How much does it cost?"

When you reach the level of a young principal, will you still use money to socialize with people? It's too cheesy.

"Hahaha......" Principal Nian said with a cunning look of pretending to be angry: "Ming Ming Xian nephew, what is the relationship between me and Lao Gu? It hurts my feelings to talk about money!

"Then, I can't do anything I can handle?" Li Ming also accompanied him to act: "Why don't I also write a word with you like I did to the ancients?"

"This relationship is good! This relationship is good!" Principal Nian hurriedly picked up the phone on the table: "Xiao Han, hurry up and prepare the four treasures of the study room for me, I want the best!"

It didn't take much effort, but the secretary of the principal came in with the four treasures of the study, and at the same time there were several people behind him, one of whom was the director of the school office who went to deal with the police incident that day.

"This is obviously a long-planned plan!" Li Ming couldn't help but think.

Just when the secretary Xiao Han was about to tidy up the table, Li Ming suddenly said: "No need! You can just hold the paper with a clip and hang it on the hanger." ”

Although Xiao Han didn't understand Li Ming's intentions, he still complied. Since the rice paper is very thin, she first clamped the rice paper with two rulers, then clamped it with a clip, and then put a thin string on the clip, tied it and hung it on a hanger, and the rice paper naturally sag.

Li Ming paced to the hanging rice paper, muttering, "What do you write?" Suddenly, he turned around and stared at the brush stand on the desk, a brush in the brush stand rose strangely, dipped himself in ink, and quickly flew to the hanging rice paper......

A huge word 'kill' jumped on the paper.

"Tsk~tsk~tsk~"

"Hey~ Awesome!

......

The praise is endless, the words are not only well written, but also strong and powerful, and the pen is strong through the back of the paper. Seeing that the principal was dumbfounded, he couldn't help but glance at the secretary of the school party committee, and both of them had a big change in their faces.

Li Ming also instantly caught something from their faces. So, he said mercilessly: "Principal Nian, I don't want today's incident to get out!"

"Definitely, definitely, no one else will know about it except for everyone present!" said Principal Nian almost grovelling.

After Li Ming walked out of the office, Principal Nian and the secretary of the school party committee sat down on the sofa with relief. After a while, the party secretary pursed his dry mouth and said: "Today's events are rotten in my stomach, if anyone leaks out a few words, immediately roll me up, get out!"

Leaving the principal's office, it was almost noon. Xu Manman must be practicing and meditating in the apartment, and he is fine, and now he is about to get off work and class; Therefore, Li Ming came to the teaching building in a hurry.

After about ten minutes, the bell rang for the end of class, and students poured out of the teaching building in waves, not because they were panicking to go to the cafeteria to get food, but because some male students did it on purpose.

When the students in the teaching building were almost out, Li Ming saw Huang Zhishan walk out slowly. So, he hurriedly shouted: "Squad leader! Squad leader......