Chapter 396: The Spider and the Pig
"Knock, knock, knock!"
"Come on, come on, you only eat this, this is delicious. ”
"Knock, knock!"
"This, this, and this are all very good, you can try whether it is good or not. ”
"Knock knock!"
"This soup is really good, I'll feed you a spoonful. What do you see my spoon for? You use your own spoon. ”
"You're a cat, you have to know that your cutlery can't be used by other people. ”
"Knock, knock, knock!"
Zheng Zumeng was eating with the old cat behind closed doors in the house, and Zheng Zumeng, who had a mouthful of food and soup, felt like he had raised a child. This old cat seems to like to grab food from her.
Could it be that this is the legendary snatch that is delicious?
"Knock...... Knock?"
Zheng Zumeng has been ignoring the person knocking on the door, and that person is also persistent enough, and he has been knocking on the door all the time. Even after knocking, there is no energy, and it still has to be knocked.
"Who?"
Zheng Zumeng was also a little annoyed by being knocked on the door, so she asked a little impatiently, in fact, she still ate her own food, otherwise even if the restaurant collapsed, she would have to eat first.
"Is it a girl? I'm Lan Lu! Girl, I've seen you before. I don't know ......."
"If you talk like this, you are destined to be invincible alone. Li Xiaoming looked at Lan Lu and interrupted the other party's words.
Li Xiaoming came with Lan Lu, and just now Lan Lu had to knock on the first door in order to grab Li Xiaoming. It was Lan Lu who said that he was going to knock on the door to decide the winner, Li Xiaoming, no matter how he said it, he had seen more girls than Lan Lu, and he had long expected that Lan Lu was going to be deflated, so he naturally gave this opportunity to "show off" to the other party.
But Lan Lu didn't expect to meet a woman like Zheng Zumeng, so he was stunned and asked them to wait for others to finish eating. And I haven't said I've ever opened the door to meet them.
"Do you have the ability?" Lan Lu said with a very unhappy look at Li Xiaoming.
No matter what Li Xiaoming does, he looks like he is confident, this is what Lan Lu looks down on Li Xiaoming the most. I'm an Atlas Loginer
is obviously a guy who opens a pink place, but in front of Lan Lu, he makes the other party feel that this person is even more Sven than him.
"Hehe" Li Xiaoming's ears moved, he looked at Lan Lu in front of him and whispered, "Isn't it very boring for you and me to have such a bar?" Why don't you just add something to this bar and see what your and my conditions are?"
Lan Lu didn't notice Li Xiaoming's small movements, he agreed very happily, "You say, what conditions does NIIT want?"
"It's very simple, wait a minute, I don't have to call the girl in the house, if someone opens the door, you will say in front of the girl, you are a pig. And I want the girl to hear clearly. If someone asks you once, you have to answer it again. How?"
"You...... Okay, I'll promise you. But what if the girl didn't open the door?" Although Lan Lu felt that this Li Xiaoming had insulted Sven again, he just didn't believe that his hand was red when he knocked on the door, and the girl asked who it was. This Li Xiaoming can make people open the door without asking or talking, and today he wants to let this arrogant Li Xiaoming know what it means to reap the consequences of self-inflicted action and shoot himself in the foot.
"Then you will halve the cost of playing at my house in the future. How?" Li Xiaoming looked at Lan Lu and said with a smile.
"Okay! I ...... I'm not that kind of person!" Lan Lu almost exposed his fake Sven.
"Then you count to three. The girl came to open the door. Li Xiaoming's ears moved slightly, and then whispered to Lan Lu.
Lan Lu glanced at Li Xiaoming, this person really has enough pretend, and at this time, he still wants to sell Guanzi.
In fact, how nervous Li Xiaoming was at this time, only he knew it. Zheng Zumeng's martial arts are only afraid that they are high, he doesn't know how much, he believes that what he just said to Lan Lu has already been heard. The next thing is to see if the girl in the house gives this face.
"One, two, three......"
"Squeak!"
As soon as Lan Lu's three finished counting, Zheng Zumeng opened the door with the old flower cat.
"Excuse me, girl. After this morning's farewell, Brother Lan Lu said that he had something to say to the girl. That's what bothered the girl. He also asked the girl to atone for her sins. ”
"I ...... You ......"
Lan Lu, he now wants to strangle this Li Xiaoming's heart is about to burst. He Lan Lu really had a feeling of falling in love with this Zheng Zumeng at first sight, but he just made a bet with Li Xiaoming, what should he do? I am a female physiognomy teacher
Do you really want to say that you are a pig? No, he's a Sven! He's a Sven! He's a fake Sven, but he's still a Sven!
"Do you have something to say to me?" Zheng Zumeng glanced at Li Xiaoming lightly, she looked at Lan Lu and asked.
It turned out that these were the two sons that the shopkeeper mentioned. This looks really familiar, but have you seen it there?
Li Xiaoming looked at Lan Lu on the side and didn't speak for a long time, he smiled at Zheng Zumeng and patted Lan Lu's shoulder, signaling the girl to wait for him to reply.
"Ah......h
"Die, die, no one else knows, anyway. When thinking like this, Lan Lu finally mustered up the courage to say, "I'm a pig." ”
"You're a spider?"
Zheng Zumeng looked at the person in front of her who said that she was a spider, she blinked her eyes, but she really didn't see it.
"You say, what are you?" Zheng Zumeng subconsciously asked again.
"Me. I'm a pig......" Lan Lu secretly said that this time he planted it himself, and it didn't look like a Sven person.
"Hahaha......" Li Xiaoming looked at the red face on Lan Lu's face, which was like a monkey's tail, and he laughed very unimaged.
"Hey, how can you laugh at him? He's a monster! You're not afraid that he'll squirt you or something and take you away? Zheng Zumeng looked at Li Xiaoming and said seriously.
"Aha? You say he's a spider, isn't he, a pig?" Li Xiaoming was suddenly stunned, this woman's thoughts were strange enough. But is this the pronunciation of Lan Lu not standard enough, or is this ......
So that's the case, Li Xiaoming suddenly saw Zheng Zumeng's bright eyes for a moment, and he finally understood that this girl was a person who did not fall behind. Obviously, he had heard the conversation between him and Lan Lu before, but when he helped him, he also saved Lan Lu's face by the way.
Such a woman can be described as a strange woman, and it is interesting to be able to solve things perfectly in a short world......
Zheng Zumeng shook his body coldly, why did he suddenly feel a little cold on his body?
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