Volume 2: Double Affair Chapter 55: Ten Thousand Years at a Glance

A sturdy green ox pulls a strange flat car, on which someone has built a small "house", the flat car does not look as big as a normal carriage, but this small house has the size of a small thatched house, the small house sways on the flat car, although it is particularly awkward, but it does not fall.

"Sir, where are we going next?" Zheng Que, who had dead fish eyes, drove the ox cart, dressed in coarse linen clothes, with a book pinned to his waist, and one leg dangling on the cart.

"Yes, sir, what do I love, you don't know?" said an old man with a white beard, poking his head out of the curtain at the door of the house.

Zheng Que thought about it, the pupils in the dead fish's eyes turned easily, and then Zheng Que kicked Qingniu's ass with his legs, and Qingniu mooed dissatisfiedly and walked towards another place.

After wandering on the road for a while, Zheng Que replied:

"The young girl's ass, the smell of roast chicken, the old wine. ”

"Fart!" the old man got out of the carriage, and unlike his old face, the old man was so tall and mighty that he felt like a bear standing in front of him would be killed by him with his bare hands.

The old man took out the ring ruler on his waist, waved it at Zheng Que, squinted his eyes and scolded:

"Stretch out your hand, how can I teach you? The old man's favorite thing is obviously the truth of the Holy Teacher, the children's thirst for knowledge, and the beauty of the world. The old man had an outward expression, and then continued to stare at Zheng Que, spitting and spitting Xingzi scolded: "And you kid actually dare to say this about your husband?!"

Zheng Que slandered in his heart, who was holding the sage book under his eyes and sneaking around watching the girls who came and go and twisting their buttocks? Who drove me away impatiently when I asked a question, so that I should not disturb him to eat chicken? Who actually followed others for a hundred miles for a pot of wine, and when I walked to the cemetery, I blamed me for not looking at the road?

Zheng Que pouted and stretched out his hand, and when the old man's ring ruler was about to fall, he paused, raised his eyebrows and asked:

"What were you kid thinking?"

"A great achievement of the sir. ”

In the middle of the conversation, the ring ruler suddenly fell, but Zheng Que took the first step to pull his hand back, the old man blew his beard and glared, looked at the smiling man in front of him, and directly knocked the ring ruler on Zheng Que's head, and angrily reprimanded:

"You kid is fat!Dare to hide from Mr. and my ring ruler, come and come! Three hundred rounds of battle! See if I can beat your supper!?"

"I didn't eat supper. Zheng Que covered his head and muttered.

The old man took a sharp breath and crossed his waist, "Hey, you kid! The aura that you absorb every day! The new gas! Those dust in the sun, the old fart, which one you didn't eat last night?"

When Qingniu heard this, he shook his head and rolled his eyes, Zheng Que opened his dead fish eyes, looked at the old man's spittle Xingzi, and pretended to be surprised:

"And your spit, sir!"

"You... Don't hide, don't hide, beat me up!"

......

Japan.

When the ox cart reached the mountain, Zheng Que looked at the sun in the sky, and just wanted to move on, but there was a snoring sound in his ears, so Zheng Que stopped the ox cart, jumped down, turned back to the sleepy old man on the threshold and said:

"Sir, it's noon, are we hunting or eating dry food?"

The old man nodded half-asleep, Zheng Que thought about it and tiptoed into the house, and when he came out, he had a pen and paper in his hand, a bow hanging on his body, an axe at his waist, and a quiver behind his back, in which several arrows looked lonely.

Zheng Que tiptoed over the old man from the house again, jumped out of the car, lay on the flat car and wrote something, then put away the pen, spit on the written paper, and pasted it on the old man's head.

Zheng Que looked at his work, nodded with satisfaction, turned his head to Qingniu and said:

"If there are monsters in the future, don't forget to translate them with them, after all, even if they can't understand such beautiful words, let them understand my connotation. ”

With that, Zheng Que walked towards the woods by the roadside, and finally got into the bushes and disappeared.

Qingniu wiped his head on the note on the door of the old man's head, looking at the handwriting at a glance, it was not good-looking, but it was not annoying, only to see that it was written:

"I am old and decrepit, the flesh is sour and yellow, easy to stuff my teeth, I often have incontinence, I am full of feces and urine, my whole body looks strong but my whole body is swollen, and the most important thing is that my face is very thick! You can't bite it! Don't eat me!"

The green ox lowered his head and silently ate the weeds on the side of the road, all but the last one was all nonsense, this kid might be fine if he came back before he woke up, but it was just possible.

......

Zheng Que lay on the ground, looking for clues that might be on the ground.

When Zheng Que climbed for a while, Zheng Que suddenly frowned, touched his forehead, and looked at the water stains on his fingers, is it raining?

Zheng Que sniffed again, his face was full of disgust, and he quickly put his hand on the ground and it hard, it stinks!

Zheng Que slowly took the plate axe on his waist in his hand, then opened his eyes wide, hurriedly turned over, and pointed the plate axe at the sky.

I saw a white-haired tiger leaping down from a branch, opening its blood basin and biting Zheng Que on the ground, and the powerful hind legs kicked the tree off.

Zheng Que had already made a comparison the moment he saw this big white insect, looking at the claws that were bigger than his own axe, Zheng Que had a judgment, he couldn't beat it!

Zheng Que directly threw the plate axe at the big white insect, and then ran to the side with a rolling belt.

With a wave of his hand, the big white insect knocked the plate axe to the ground, then landed lightly, turned around, raised its huge tiger claws and grabbed Zheng Que who had just rolled out again.

Zheng Que looked at this attack, his head twitched, and he remembered the tiger hero in the martial arts novel he read at night, so he raised a hand and hit the white tiger claw, and...

It was the sound of crackling bones.

When Zheng Que's arm was broken on his back in an exaggerated arc, when the tiger claw pressed Zheng Que's back, when the big white insect's big mouth bit Zheng Que's head, Zheng Que's dead fish eyes trembled slightly, and the only thought in his mind at this time was - it stinks!

Zheng Que's other hand suddenly stretched out from Zheng Que's neck, and grabbed the tongue in the big white insect's bloody mouth with his backhand, Zheng Que squeezed it fiercely at the tongue covered with barbs, and then quickly pulled his hand out.

The big white insect was in pain, roared angrily, jumped up from Zheng Que's body, and shook his head vigorously, in a very strange state.

Zheng Que got up, lifted the quiver that fell to the side, and hurriedly ran to the side of the flying board axe that was beaten by the big white insect, stepped on the handle of the axe with his foot, and cut off the palm that had just reached into the mouth of the big white insect, and then ripped off the sleeve of his coat with his mouth, and wrapped it in the palm of his hand to stop the bleeding.

After doing all this, Zheng Que looked at the big white worm, the dead fish blinked his eyes, and said expressionlessly:

"Brother Tiger, go well, my arrows are quenched. ”

The big white worm roared, and on its tongue, an arrow could be faintly seen sticking into it.

The big white insect stared at Zheng Que, the essence in his eyes flashed, and he was about to pounce on the hateful human in front of him again.

Zheng Que swallowed his saliva and came back? Aren't you falling? That's a powerful drug! Zheng Que stepped back, ignoring the pain in his palm, and clenched his axe to prepare to prevent the opponent's counterattack.

Come on, I'll either eat you, or you'll eat me!

The big white insect roared and pounced on Zheng Que again, Zheng Que stepped back, and was about to slash the axe in his hand into the neck of the big white insect, but found that the other party was just a feint, and the big white insect did not pounce towards Zheng Que at all, and ran towards the woods behind him in a small leap.

Looking at the white worm's somewhat unsteady pace and fast steps, Zheng Que was stunned for a moment, I was ready to die majesticly, but you ran away?

Zheng Que slapped himself, turned an arrow with his hand, held it in his hand as he had just done, scraped some powder off the axe, touched it on his arm that was broken by the white tiger, and chased after the white worm fled with the plate axe.

......

Zheng Que didn't run a single tree, so he scratched a trail on it, but after running for an unknown amount of time, Zheng Que stopped, frowned, and the trail of the big white insect was gone.

Zheng Que looked at the top of his head, a dense forest, and the branches were intact, could there be no traces with his foot strength? Zheng Que was even more puzzled, and kept looking at the top of his head when he came? What about the tiger? What about the big tiger?

Zheng Que looked around and decided to move towards a place with the largest spacing between trees that seemed to allow it to pass through.

After Zheng Que passed, he found that there was another shrub here, but there was a small hole under this shrub, Zheng Que thought about it for a while, and decided to go in and have a look, anyway, it was a big deal to move Mr. out.

So, Zheng Que got in, it was extremely narrow at first, and after climbing a few steps, the place became bigger and bigger, and it was more convenient for Zheng Que to get up.

When Zheng Que estimated that he had climbed a stick of incense, Zheng Que saw a light coming from the front, Zheng Que hurriedly quickened his pace, but after Zheng Que climbed a few times, he found that the ground was wet, Zheng Que's nose moved, raised his eyebrows and said to himself:

"It's still smelly, is this the big white worm?"

Zheng Que dipped his fingers in the water stains on the ground and licked it, it was delicious, I was near the mountain spring? And the light in front of me, the sunlight in the dense forest?

Zheng Que crawled out of the small hole, a piece of light shot into Zheng Que's eyes, Zheng Que subconsciously closed his eyes, blocking his eyes with his arm, after a while, Zheng Que put down his hand and slowly opened his eyes, however, the dead fish's eyes opened wider and wider, as if he had seen the most incredible scene in his life.

In front of Zheng Que, the trees that were supposed to grow together collapsed as if they were hit by something, so that the sunlight in the sky could shine down, and the fallen trees, piled together like thrones, held up half of the ice block, and a soaked girl on the ice block closed her eyes tightly, not knowing whether she was asleep or unconscious.

All the water stains on the ground were melted from the ice cubes around the girl.

The girl looked eighteen or nineteen years old, her white hair was not very long, slightly curled, hanging down to her shoulders, and the left eye of the girl was covered by the sea in front, and the long eyelashes on the girl's closed right eye trembled from time to time.

The girl's skin was as white as her hair, and a few pieces of tattered cloth lay on the girl's body, adding an indescribable feeling to the girl.

The sunlight passed through the gaps in the trees, through the girl's side, and shot on Zheng Que's body, Zheng Que opened his eyes wide, raised his hand at the girl, and walked towards the girl step by step, as if he had met someone he should have met a long time ago.

"This..."Zheng Que said slowly with a look of disbelief:

"Can you eat it?"