Chapter Eighty-Five: The Perverted Eating Picture

When his name was spoken, people didn't understand what it meant.

They may not know the word "perverted" very well, but they do know the word "eat".

Merely...... How can it be used here?

For example, "Autumn Mountain Hunting Map" is not called "Autumn Mountain Hunting Map", and "King Traveling Pleasure Map" is not called "King Playing Map......

The word "eat" is used here, and it is really vulgar.

Even those wild Taoist priests frowned. This little boy ...... was so confident before, even if you can't make a treasure scroll and can't escape the punishment, don't break the face of the old man like this!

At this moment, Xuan Chengzi became more calm and generous.

"Oh, then, let's see your—" He said as he turned his head to look at the people at the table and smiled, "Perverted Eating Pictures?"

And they all laughed aloud.

Lao Dao stepped out of the way from the front of the case and said in a low voice: "Brother Xin'er......"

Li Yunxin smiled: "What are you afraid of." ”

Then he knelt down in front of the desk under the teasing gaze of the people, and spread out the rice paper.

Spread out the paper and chose a little wolf from the pen holder. Looking at the paint on the table again, he frowned slightly: "Hey, what about carmine and garcinia yellow?"

Xuan Chengzi smiled and said: "It's better to make an ink painting, and save some effort." ”

Li Yunxin spread his hands and said sincerely: "To tell the truth, what I want to paint, not colored, you don't know what it is." ”

Hear him say that......

There are even more people who are worried and some people who are happy.

A skilled painter can paint vividly even with ink, just like Gen Chengzi just now, and he will never "know what it is." Hear him say that...... It's more like those children who are just learning to draw.

Only Liu Laodao was slightly relieved. Because he realized that the heart brother ......

It's playing again.

He had seen the Dacheng Supreme Holy Xuan Miao Lingbao Crown Prince Jiawen painted by Brother Xin'er - that kind of painting skill was definitely not under Xuan Chengzi.

Alas. Brother Xin'er is good everywhere. It's just that...... Love to tease people. Tease, teasing...... I'm going to die.

In this laughter, there are two colors from the little guy.

Li Yunxin dipped the little wolf in thick ink and hooked an oval plate on the paper.

Hooked the plate, and in the plate again, hooked a slice, what seemed to be meat.

Then, next to the piece of meat, add a cauliflower, two beans, and something that resembles a piece of fruit.

At this time, no one spoke or laughed.

It was he who was shocked - this thing he painted......

On such occasions......

Is it a child learning to draw?!

How dare he do this in front of the Sky Fairy?!

People were so shocked that no one noticed that the volley on the chief had unconsciously straightened his waist. She opened her eyes slightly, looking at what Li Yunxin had drawn, then at him, then at that thing, and then at him......

It's an already rare gaffe!

It was in this gaze that Li Yunxin added a knife to the left side of the plate.

On the right, a fork has been added.

And at this time, his face gradually became solemn. Instead of being light-hearted, playful, and cynical, it has become ...... Somewhat gloomy.

When he had finished sketching, he stopped writing. He put the little wolf on the pen rest, and picked up another middle white cloud.

Toned the flesh with rouge and garcinia cambogia and colored the piece on the plate.

Is...... A slice of meat.

Then it was colored in turn.

Broccoli, beans, a few red fruits.

Then with a bright eosin, the soup was fainted.

Finally, I put down my pen and closed my eyes slightly for a while, before I opened them again and smiled: "Okay." Perverted ...... Eating diagram. ”

After a slight silence, Xuan Chengzi laughed angrily and said softly: "This is it, you have to dedicate it to ...... Volley Fairy?"

"yes. ”

"The Sky Fairy wants to kill and kill with intent. And thou hast made this ...... Killing intent?"

"Yes. ”

"Huh. You are so bold. Xuan Chengzi glared at him, and stretched out his hand to tear this one apart, "I haven't experienced the slightest bit of killing intent from this painting!"

"Which of you can?!"

When the time came, the great painter was really angry. He only thought that Li Yunxin was extremely stubborn in the past, but he didn't want to look at it again at this time, in addition to being stubborn, there was also stupidity. At this time, he actually used this method to splash and roll, it was really ...... Single-mindedly begging for death!

But no one spoke.

It's true that no one can.

The highest artistic conception cultivation cannot experience the slightest killing intent from this painting.

As for this "painting...... It's better to say it's a painting, it's better to say it's a graffiti!

In this silence, I saw Ling Kongzi coming over.

If people's eyes are not wrong......

What I saw right now was that the Sky Fairy was trembling slightly as she leaned into the desk and tried to pick up the painting's fingertips. She picked up the painting, held it in her hand, and looked at it carefully for a while before closing her eyes like Li Yunxin...... Open again.

Xuan Chengzi knew that the fairy was also extremely angry. He was even more afraid that the fairy would be angry, and he forgot Fang Cai's words, so he sneered and said, "The fairy is on top." Fairy Mingjian - This painting, but a rare scroll?"

Ling Kongzi was silent for a while, and then looked at him with strange eyes, and then at Li Yunxin.

"It's not a rare scroll......

A smile appeared on Gen Chengzi's lips again. He was about to speak, but he heard a sentence that made him suspect that he was dreaming.

"Yes...... Treasure Scroll. ”

After hearing this, no one could figure out what it meant, and Ling Kongzi had already shook the "Perverted Eating Picture" slightly.

There was a buzzing sound. Even in the wind and rain of the masterpiece, Ling Kongzi's clothes did not have the slightest undulation, as if he was blown by a violent wind, and he clinged to his body with a bang!

Almost ......

Substantial!

Raging Murderous Intent!

Swept the entire hall in an instant!!

It was this trembling, except for Li Yunxin and Ling Kongzi, everyone else was so shocked by the killing intent that they fell to the ground, and they only felt all the terrifying, dark, hateful, and brutal emotions in the world...... All of a sudden, like a wave, it hit my mind, and I almost lost my mind and fell into a coma on the spot!

It was only at this time that Ling Kongzi said as if muttering to himself-

"Your realm...... Of course, I can't feel the killing intent here. ”

"If you really realize it, you will be killed on the spot. ”

"My Killing ......"

"It's crossed. ”

Then, she put the precious place of the painting on the desk again, and knelt opposite Li Yunxin.

She looked at the young man's clear and bright eyes, and asked softly, "You must have also survived the murder to make such a treasure scroll." How did you survive the murder?"

Li Yunxin smiled faintly: "Personal privacy, no comment." ”

"I know, in the painting. But why do you have murderous intent when you're drawing food?"

"It's also privacy. ”

Ling Kongzi was silent for a while.

I asked again.

"That man...... Are you still in this world?"

Li Yunxin thought sideways: "Who is it?"

Ling Kongzi's voice reached his ears, and he knew that only he could hear it.

"Painting the saint. ”

He sighed and said sincerely, "I don't know. ”

Ling Kongzi frowned slightly: "But it's clear...... ...... this world There won't be a second person who will have the same way of drawing as him. ”

Li Yunxin thought about it again and smiled: "Let's not talk about this first." Do you think I'm more interesting now?"

Ling Kongzi was slightly stunned, and then replied, "Hmm." ”

"Then you can do me a favor. I'll tell you more fun things. Li Yunxin stood up and looked at Pei Jiezi, whose eyes were rolling, "There is a ghost in this room." ”