Chapter Seventy-Four: Knocking on the Door (2-in-1)
Taiyin Star, Guanghan Palace.
Wu Gang was chopping a book there with an axe and no axe, and since he lent the Mountain Pioneer Axe to the dead fat man last time, his rhythm has not been recovered until now.
"Don't let me see you again, dead fat!" Wu Gang said hatefully.
For Wu Gang, cutting down trees is like taking drugs, cough cough, this metaphor is not very appropriate, it should be like sleeping, controlled by the biological clock, and it is not like a young man, staying up for half a night, and the next day is still very energetic. But like those middle-aged and elderly people, if they don't sleep for a day, or if they sleep less, they will have problems with their mental head.
Wu Gang has cut down a tree for I don't know how many thousands of years, and he has cut it from a scattered immortal to the realm of quasi-saints.
Maitreya borrowed this axe, so that Wu Gang has not eased up his strength until now, next time I see this Maitreya Buddha, I am sure that Wu Gang will do what he says, and he will be rewarded with an axe, and the people in Guanghan Palace are like this, there is no reason to talk about.
Just as Wu Gang was finding his rhythm and chopping the laurel tree, suddenly a footstep sounded on this Taiyin star.
The footsteps are too heavy, and they must not be those two, nor are they from Jade Rabbit.
Wu Gang listened to this voice and secretly made a judgment, but he didn't even have the interest to look back and see who was on the Taiyin Star, he hadn't found the feeling of cutting down trees, where could he take care of the others, besides, isn't there still someone else on the Taiyin Star, and he is not picking up customers.
"Why, Wu Gang, when you come to this Taiyin Star, don't you even have a person who comes out to say hello?"
It's a man's voice, I haven't heard it, but it seems to be a Taoist priest in these words, what is the Taoist priest doing on this Taiyin star? Could it be that he heard about the beauty of those two and wanted to move his heart?
Wu Gang flashed this thought in his heart, but he was inexplicably excited, for so many years, the Three Realms have been circulating Chang'e's beauty as the first in the world, and no one dared to go to Guanghan Palace to see the woman's rudeness in person, only a few years ago, there was a heavenly general named Zhu Gangguan, who had the courage to shout a few times outside the Taiyin Star, and was suppressed by Chang'e's vicious girl with his backhand, which is a bit interesting, but I didn't expect that there would be people who were not afraid of death who dared to come to the Taiyin Star.
Thinking that the person behind him was very likely to be beaten all over the ground by the vicious mother-in-law, he was full of excitement, and said with bad intentions: "If you want to entertain, go in directly, there are people in the Guanghan Palace." ”
Hehe, I really dare to go in, keep it and let him know how powerful the first beauty in the Three Realms is!
Wu Gang was secretly rubbing his excitement, pricking up a pair of ears to listen to the movement, who knew that after he finished speaking, the footsteps didn't sound at once, and it was obvious that the person didn't move a single step.
"You don't have to enter the Guanghan Palace, the poor road is here to find you. The voice behind him.
Looking for me?
As soon as he heard this, Wu Gang immediately lost interest, and said listlessly: "If you don't borrow the axe, you can go." ”
For so many years, except for Yang Jian and Maitreya, two people who came to him to borrow an axe, no one has ever come to him again, and the person behind him is no exception.
"Poor Dao won't ask you to borrow an axe!" the man said.
Wu Gang asked himself, except for this axe, there is nothing left, not even this axe, then it is estimated that there is nothing to do with him, he said: "If you don't borrow an axe, you can go, I don't have anything else." ”
"Poor Dao doesn't borrow anything, please turn around and see. ”
"What do you turn around, you go quickly, I'm still busy cutting down trees......" When he said the word tree, Wu Gang was surprised to find that the axe he lifted couldn't fall down no matter what, as if there was an invisible barrier in front of him.
This man must have done it!
Wu Gang thought of it hatefully, and suddenly felt so sad, who did he provoke, why did everyone come to him for trouble, can't he cut down a tree well?
With an unhappy face, Wu Gang turned around and looked at the Taoist priest who was standing three feet away from him.
It was an old Taoist priest with a fairy wind and Taoist bones, wearing a purple and gold crown and a cyan Taoist robe, quite dusty, seeing him turn around, he raised his hand and said: "Poor Dao Town Yuanzi, meet Daoyou." ”
Zhen Yuanzi, where do you seem to have heard of it?
Wu Gang thought about it for a while, but he only felt that the name was very familiar, but he didn't think of it, he said: "Dao Chief, please, say, find me something." ”
"Poor Dao just wanted to ask if Daoist friends had eaten ginseng fruit. ”
Ginseng fruit?
Wu Gang suddenly remembered who this person was, isn't this the family of Maitreya who fooled himself to borrow an axe to go to the pit in the previous paragraph? But speaking of which, the self-harm of the ginseng fruit is quite good, no wonder the dead fat man wants to pit him.
He thought like this in his heart, and a thought suddenly crossed his, shouldn't this thing come to him to trouble?!
"Niangniang, Niangniang, Zhen Yuanzi is knocking on the door, knocking on the door!" Wu Gang ran towards Guanghan Palace at the first moment when this thought came to him, shouting as he ran, his voice was like thunder, shaking the sky and the earth.
"What are you shouting, it's noisy!"
A burst of impatient girls suddenly came out of the Taiyin Palace, and at the same time, Wu Gang, who was rushing towards the Guanghan Palace, flew backwards as if he had been hit by a car, and with a bang, he crashed into the laurel tree, and a snow-white rabbit rolled down from Wu Gang with a low whimper.
"Noisy, noisy, noisy, still restless when cutting trees every day, and learning to practice your voice, so that you can't let people sleep?"
A beautiful woman with a lazy temperament came out of the Guanghan Palace, a cold jade face showed a few hints of impatience, she beckoned to the jade rabbit on the ground, the jade rabbit's eyes showed a little helplessness and grievance, and obediently ran to her side again.
"Poor Dao to meet Niangniang. When Zhen Yuanzi saw this woman come out, his brows furrowed imperceptibly, but this gesture was much more respectful than just now.
"Hey, it's Zhen Yuanzi, what are you doing here with me, do you want to fight with me, it just so happens that I've been in this ghost place all day, and my hands are itching. The woman seemed to have just noticed Zhen Yuanzi at this time, her eyes lit up, and a pair of slender jade hands rubbed her hands, as if she was going to do it in the next moment.
"No, no, no, Niangniang misunderstood, Poor Dao has no such intention. Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly shook his palms and said, he hasn't lived enough, this woman is lawless all day long, she doesn't want to die when she fights, she makes her unhappy, she can slap her Wanshou Mountain away, can she still smash this Taiyin star?
Wu Gang stood up from the ground, carried the mountain-opening axe, and said to the lady: "Niangniang, he is here to trouble us, didn't we eat the ginseng fruit of this old Taoist priest a few days ago......"
Speaking of fruit words, the girl's beautiful eyes glared at him vigorously, full of murderous aura, so frightened that he shut up on the spot and didn't dare to speak.
"Zhen Yuanzi, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm stupid to cut trees all day long, I don't know where I heard about the ginseng fruit of your Wuzhuang Temple, and I took my dream as a reality there. The beautiful woman smiled at Zhen Yuanzi and said, the iceberg is thawing, indescribably bright and moving, Rao is in Zhen Yuanzi's state of mind, and he can't help but feel a little trance.
He secretly settled down, and was just about to speak, when a crisp and pleasant female voice came out of the Guanghan Palace again, and the voice said: "Niangniang, what's going on outside, do you want to snatch Wu Gang's ginseng fruit, I told you, did he give me that one?"
As the female voice finished speaking, another beautiful woman with a beautiful appearance and a rare appearance in the world walked out briskly, only to see her skin deceiving frost and snow, bright eyes and bright teeth, and a bumpy figure, extremely hot.
It's just that she just walked out, and when she looked up, she saw Niangniang staring at her fiercely with an expression of eagerness to eat her, and she panicked, and said in a coquettish tone: "Is that what Wu Gang gave me himself, and I didn't rob it, you don't have enough to eat two of them, and you beat his idea." ”
The lady took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to kill, and said to the beauty who came out from behind: "Chang'e, I understand that you are big-chested and brainless, hurry up and go in, don't be embarrassed here." ”
"Haha, big chest and no brain. Wu Gang watched Niangniang scolding Chang'e on the sidelines, hey, no, on this Taiyin Star, he was bullied by two women all day long, and when he saw one of them deflated, of course he was happy.
"Shut up!" "Shut up!"
Bang!
The two women screamed at the same time, and there was a dull sound of flesh colliding, only to see Wu Gang fly out upside down again and hit the laurel tree fiercely, and the jade rabbit also fell to the ground pitifully again.
"Come back, junior. Throwing the jade rabbit out, Niangniang beckoned again.
The jade rabbit is not stupid, and if you go back, you will definitely not be able to get rid of the fate of being thrown out as a sandbag again, it will run away, trying to slip away, but its legs are jumping forward frantically, but it is found that the faster its legs move, the faster the figure will retreat, and it can't help but look up to the sky and scream.
"What's it called!"
Niangniang grabbed the two ears of the jade rabbit, slipped it up casually, threw it into Chang'e's arms and said: "Take it in, don't come out if you have nothing to do, I still have to deal with this stinky Taoist." ”
was scolded by the stinky Taoist priest, Zhen Yuanzi had a smile on his face, without the slightest hint of anger, as if he hadn't heard this sentence.
Chang'e pressed the jade rabbit scurrying in her arms and said, "Niangniang, who is he?"
"He is the Zhenyuan Daxian of Wuzhuang Guan, the owner of the ginseng fruit tree. Niangniang glared at Chang'e angrily and said.
"Ah, mother, I remembered that no one cleaned the hall, and I had to clean it quickly. Chang'e glanced at Zhen Yuanzi with an unusually weak heart, and quietly walked towards the Guanghan Palace with the jade rabbit.
"This stupid girl. Niangniang shook her head slightly, complained, turned to Zhen Yuanzi and said angrily: "You heard it, I won't hide it from you." I ate your fruit, but we are too yin and the stars are poor jingle bells, and there is nothing to compensate you. ”
"I don't dare to be poor, and I give a few fruits to my mother to eat, which is a matter of course, and I don't need any compensation. Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile, making it difficult to see what his idea was.
"Alas, I was found out by you, and I don't bother to rely on it, you're welcome, Taiyin Xing, you can take whatever you like, even if it's that black guy, you will cut down trees all day long, and you will be noisy to death. The lady pointed at Wu Gang and said.
When Wu Gang heard this, his face was full of resentment, and he said, "Niangniang......"
Leaving Taiyin Star, where did he go to find an innate spiritual root to cut it, or the laurel tree was easy to use.
Zhen Yuanzi didn't dare to ask Wu Gang, although the laurel tree and the ginseng fruit tree are both innate spiritual roots, but the laurel tree does not need to bear fruit, the ginseng fruit tree is to bear fruit, and it is cut by the mountain god axe all day long, and the origin is used to repair the trunk, what kind of fruit do you eat.
He waved his hand again and again: "Niangniang, I really didn't come here to compensate, I just came to find Wu Gang." ”
Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi said twice that he was not looking for trouble, the lady finally believed it, waved her hand and said, "What are you doing with him, I'll go back and sleep." ”
After saying that, he turned around and wanted to leave, but before he could go, Zhen Yuanzi stopped him: "Niangniang is slow, although Poor Dao is looking for Wu Gang, but Niangniang must also be present, otherwise, what Poor Dao is afraid of saying will not work." ”
"Taoist priests and monks, they are all troublesome, they talk about half intercepting and half parting, and they are spitting, so you just say that you come to me and the two of you?" The beautiful jade face of the lady leaked a little impatient, and turned around, no way, the mouth of eating people is short, although she doesn't like to be reasonable, but she still cheats others.
"Niangniang ate the ginseng fruit of the poor road, and the poor road didn't plan to do anything, but I just hoped that Wu Gang would agree to the poor road, and in the future, this kind of thing of cutting down the poor road fruit tree with the axe of the mountain god must not happen again, how about the mother to be a witness?"
There are two treasures in these three realms that can cut off the roots of his ginseng fruit tree, he doesn't want this kind of thing to happen in the future, this time he found it with the book of the earth, and the next time people find a way to cover it up, although the book of the earth is strong, but all things are mutually reinforcing, and it is not impossible to escape its record.
As soon as Zhen Yuanzi finished talking about not borrowing the mountain god axe, Wu Gang's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and hurriedly said: "Okay, not only do you not lend it to the person who cuts the fruit tree, but no one borrows it, what do you think?"
The lady rolled her eyes at Wu Gang, she still didn't know Wu Gang's plans, she was obviously afraid of delaying him to cut down the tree, but it didn't matter, she really wanted to borrow an axe, whether Wu Gang agreed or not, there was a way, for example, Yang Jian, who saw this child as pitiful at the beginning, had no parents since she was a child, which reminded her of Xiao Shilai. She cast a spell to make Wu Gang sleep more deadly, so that Yang Jian could steal the axe, otherwise with Yang Jian's original Taoism, he would not be able to steal the axe under Wu Gang's nose anyway.
"I also promise you that the axe will not be borrowed in the future, what do you think?" said the mother, and the word stealing flashed wildly in her heart.
"Thank you over there. "Zhen Yuanzi is a leader, except for the ancient banner of Yuan Shi, no one can break his tree veins, but Yuan Shi dares to touch his own tree, and he has to make his Huang Zhongli look good......