315. The monkey man plays the nine monks

After listening to the words of the Great Sage, the Great Sage said:

"Three holy monks, we have already been defeated once today, how can we raise the prestige of your state again?"

Assima said:

"This defeat is the defeat of your Wusizang, not the defeat of our Tianzhu Three Sages, and I hope that the Great Sage Dharma King will pay attention to your words!"

The Great Sage Dharma King was a little angry at this time and said:

"Three holy monks, this Dharma King also knows that your three martial arts are strong, and you can't look down on us Usizang so much, besides, the three who came to accept a large amount of gold and silver from our Usizang!"

Asiro smiled and said:

"Great Sage Dharma King, do you think that our Tianzhu Kingdom can afford your gold and silver? We are just here to help your brother Gendunjia Sect Master, and we Tianzhu have no shortage of gold and silver!"

Ayiro then said:

"Two senior brothers, Dharma King, don't fight, the most important thing for us now is to work together to find a way to defeat Shaolin Temple and save face, and then get back the white jade lotus!"

The Great Sage then said:

"But the white jade lotus doesn't even know where the shadow is, and the old monk doesn't admit that he has the white jade lotus, what should we do?"

At this time, Ah Da, one of the five monks of Uszang, said:

"But we found out from the hands of the spies that the theft of the white jade lotus is indeed related to this illusion, and it was the illusion that bought the thief Huang with a lot of money, and not long ago I heard that the thief Huang was also killed by this illusion!"

Airo then said:

"Let's stop arguing about this, the most important thing for us now is how to deal with the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Arhats!"

Du didn't forget to hear this and felt very boring, after all, how they dealt with Shaolin had little to do with him, after all, he came to Shaolin this time with only one goal, that is, to kill the master of illusion, Du didn't want to come here, so he went to the town to find an inn to rest.

As a result, as soon as I entered an inn where I stayed last time, I was told by the proprietress that the inn had been booked, and then I went to the next door, and the same was true.

Du Bu Bu found that although the inn was all booked, but there were no guests in and out, it seemed that the rooms were still empty, which inevitably made Du Bu not forget to have doubts, Du Bu Bu curiously asked the innkeeper lady:

"Hostess, can you tell me who chartered the inn?"

Although the proprietress also knows Du Yixin, she still has some hesitation and says:

"The guest comes to charter the room, how do I know who it is, anyway, we only recognize the silver!"

Du did not forget to take out a piece of silver and sent it to the proprietress and said:

"Boss, you also said just now, you only recognize silver, so I don't know if my silver is enough to know some news?"

The proprietress looked at the silver and hesitated, then quietly pulled Du Bu to the side and whispered:

"Actually, I don't know the identity of the innkeeper who chartered us, but he came early in the morning, and as soon as he entered the door, he took out a gold ingot and put it in front of me, and said directly, he chartered our inn tonight, and then left!"

Du did not forget to ask again:

"And what does it look like?"

Lady says:

"It seems to be a little white face, and at first glance, he looks like a rich kid!"

Du Cheng said:

"Oh, I see!"

Then he turned and went out.

At this time, the proprietress turned around and chased after her and said:

"Du Gongzi, didn't you just promise to give me the ingot of silver, why did you take the silver and leave?"

Du Cheng Cheng said:

"You didn't tell me who the little white face of this inn was, of course I can't give you the silver!"

Then he said:

"If you really want this ingot, then in the evening, I will come here again in the evening, and if you find out who he is, I will give it to you!"

Seeing this, the proprietress had to let Du Buxing leave, and then said loudly in the direction that Du Buyi left:

"Do you think that old lady and I are rare for this ingot of silver of yours?

Then, when he returned to the inn and sat down on the stool, he suddenly thought that there was no silver to be earned in vain, so he said to himself:

"I have to earn a silver ingot for a few days to earn it back, why don't I want it?"

Du did not forget to see that the inn had no place to live, it was still a very hot season in July, and he happened to see that it was very cool under a big locust tree on the side of the road, so he leaned on this big locust tree and closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Du did not forget to have a dream at this time, and dreamed that he met a Taoist priest with a fairy wind and a bone stepping on the colorful auspicious clouds and walking towards him, Du did not forget to quickly ask this old Tao:

"Who are you?"

老道 says:

"Who am I and what? I'm here to enlighten you, the way of martial arts lies in the essence and not in the many, the martial arts moves agree to be so, sometimes a very simple move can repel a peerless master at will, don't forget you understand this truth?"

Du did not forget to say:

"Of course I understand, but don't the peerless masters in the world have their own special martial arts? Especially the swordsmanship masters, the moves must be ever-changing, in order to win with wonder!"

Lao Dao then said:

"You still don't understand the way of swordsmanship, swordsmanship is to use no tricks to recruit talents as the top swordsmanship, although Zhang Tianshi created the ghost swordsmanship to kill demons, but Zhang Tianshi himself later abandoned the ghost swordsmanship, and turned to the swordsmanship without moves, and was proficient in the art of rune metaphysics to eliminate harm for the people everywhere, proclaimed justice, and did not meet the opponent, only to become a Taoist generation of Venerables!"

Du Buyi immediately asked:

"How to practice the no-trick theory, and who are you?"

Lao Dao laughed out loud, and let him hold his long beard and say:

"Who I am, how do I know, I seem to have lived for more than a thousand, and I still don't know who I am!"

Du did not forget to ask at this time:

Could it be that you are the patriarch Zhang Tianshi and Zhang Daoling in the Han Dynasty?"

At this time, Lao Dao did not reply, but turned around and stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and disappeared in front of Du Yiyi.

At this time, Du Buyi suddenly felt an itch in his nose, and when he opened his eyes, he realized that he had a dream, and saw a little beggar in front of him playing with a small grass in front of his nose.

Du Bu didn't forget to jump up directly angrily and scolded the little beggar directly:

"You little bastard, where did you come from to disturb your grandfather's dreams?"

The little beggar said:

"I'll just bother you, what's wrong with you, you're chasing me!"

Then he jumped towards the crowd on the side of the road.

Du Buyi immediately chased after him, but he didn't expect that there were so many pedestrians in the town at this time, and the shadow of the little beggar disappeared after a while.

Du did not forget to take the opportunity to pull the people along the way and asked:

"What's going on now, why are there so many pedestrians in this town all of a sudden?"

This passerby said:

"I don't know, we all heard that there are people singing in the town, and we came from the nearby town to watch it!"

Du Cheng Cheng said:

"Oh...... Thank you brother!"

Then I was curious to follow and look.

At this time, I saw that a high platform had been erected in an open space at the head of the town, and a few lines of poetry were written on the high platform, and I read it without forgetting it:

The Great Sage Donglai Shaolin Temple,

At the foot of Song Mountain, it shows its magical powers!

All the demons gathered in the ten mile shop,

Provoke the Buddha to be angry!

After a big defeat and fled in a hurry,

Three donkeys and six pigs don't admit defeat!

Wait for the king to invite the heavens,

Subduing demons and destroying demons is a true immortal.

Below the verse is a picture of a stone cave waterfall, and the platform is surrounded by various flowers and fruit trees.

Du didn't forget to read this poem and couldn't help but be happy.

After a while, I saw a man dressed as a monkey face walking out with a golden stick, and after waving it on the stage for a while, I immediately didn't know who led three little donkeys on the stage again, and after a while, five pigs ran out, and then a man dressed as a pig came out.

I heard the monkey-faced man wielding a glittering golden stick say to the three donkeys and the group of pigs in front of him:

"You beasts dare to come to attack my Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave!"

Then someone slapped one of the three little donkeys, and the donkey immediately made a 'buzzing' sound.

At this time, Du Bu Bu suddenly found that the Great Sage Dharma King with the five monks of Wusizang and the three saints of Tianzhu were quietly standing on the side of the high platform, and at this time, the expressions of several people seemed to be a little angry.

I heard the monkey-faced man scold at the little donkey who made a noise:

"You bald donkey still dare to roar at this great sage, be careful grandpa, I will kill you three bald donkeys with a stick!"

At this time, Tianzhu Sansheng seemed to be a little unbearable, and wanted to rush to the stage, but was stopped by the five monks of Wusizang behind him, and only heard Ah Da say:

"The three holy monks, don't act rashly, there are too many people here, and there are some officials, in case we alarm the government, we will be in trouble if we want to go back in the future!"

The three saints of Tianzhu had to endure it.

I saw that at this time, the monkey-faced man on the stage held a golden rod in his hand, and after a few times of slapping the three little donkeys in the air, he turned around and shouted at the pig-faced man:

"Okay, you dead fat pig actually deceived everywhere in the name of my great sage, I will definitely not spare you today!"

At this time, the Great Sage Dharma King in the audience was already a little round and fat, and when he saw the monkey-faced man on the stage so insulting, he was obviously aimed at himself, and the green tendons on his forehead were unconsciously exposed.

The monkey-faced man on the stage took a golden rod and hit the pig-faced man, and the pig-faced man picked up a Zen stick on the ground and fought with the monkey-faced man, and it was obvious that the pig-faced man had begun to retreat.

At this time, the monkey-faced man scolded the pig-faced man:

"Okay, you fat pig, you still have the face to fight with me with Buddhist weapons, you are not worthy!"

Then someone handed a dung to the stage, and the monkey-faced man immediately threw the dung rake to the pig-faced man and said:

"That's all you deserve!"

Then the pig-faced man changed into a dung rake and fought with the monkey-faced man again.

After a while, the pig-faced man was forced to the side of the stage, and he saw the monkey-faced man holding a golden rod and shouting at the pig-faced man:

"Okay, you're a dead fat pig, and you don't kneel down to this great sage and kowtow to admit your mistakes?"

The pig-faced man immediately threw away the dung rake at this time, knelt directly in front of the monkey-faced man, kowtowed, and said while kowtowing:

"It's my canopy that's wrong...... It's my canopy that's wrong...... You shouldn't use the name of the Great Sage to deceive and do evil...... I beg the Great Sage, you to do it, so that I can spare my life!"

At this time, the people in the audience laughed loudly, and many people shouted:

"Good...... Good...... Well, well acted!"

At this time, the Great Sage Dharma King suddenly rushed to the stage with a Zen staff in his hand, pointed at the monkey-faced man, and scolded:

"Where did you come from, dare to tease this great sage here!"

The monkey-faced man looked at the Great Sage Dharma King, then put his ear in the direction of the Great Sage Dharma King, waved his ear with his hand, and asked loudly:

"What did you say? I don't seem to hear clearly?"

The Great Sage then shouted:

"Lao Tzu is the Great Sage Dharma King, what can you do with Grandpa and me?"

After listening to the music, the monkey pointed to the pig-faced man who was still kneeling on the ground and said:

"Are you saying you're it? Are you also its brother?"

At this time, the people in the audience instantly burst into laughter.

The Great Sage then clenched his fist with one hand and the Zen staff with the other, and said:

"I hope you hear clearly, grandpa, I am the Great Sage Dharma King from Uszang, not the pig you said!"

The monkey-faced man immediately said to the people around him:

"This is not what I said, this Great Holy Dharma King actually dares to insult our current saint's surname in person, everyone can hear it clearly!"

Immediately, several officials stepped forward, and then pointed to the Great Sage and said:

"Just now your monk was slandering our current holy surname?"