Chapter 337: It's better to be a man
"It's coming, it's coming. โ
Yes, the canopy knew that the person he was waiting for was coming.
Canopy took the form of a man, came to the bazaar, stopped a man and asked, "Do you know how to make a pig?"
The man looked at the canopy as if he was looking at a nervous disorder, the man turned around and wanted to leave, but he was held back by the canopy, the man was also a strong man, but he struggled several times and couldn't break free.
The man said angrily: "As the saying goes, stupid as a pig, lazy as a pig, since you are a pig, you eat and sleep every day, and you sleep and eat." โ
"That makes sense," asked Tianpeng again, "what if a pig becomes a demon?"
The man was so frightened that his legs and stomach were trembling, and the man asked, "You, are you a pig demon?"
"No," Canopy said with a smile.
The man breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I think that the pig demon is not much different from the fat pig, but since it is a demon, it must be greedy and lustful." โ
"It's greedy and lustful," Tianpeng said to himself, "It doesn't seem too difficult to do." โ
Tianpeng whispered in the man's ear at this time: "I'm not a pig demon, are you?"
The canopy let go of the man, and the man immediately hated his father and mother for having two legs, and disappeared in an instant.
"I was afraid when I heard that it was a demon, but who cares about the quality of your demon, and who knows that my demon was once the marshal of the heavenly court. Tianpeng looked at the sky and said abruptly: "It's a pity that I can't go back." โ
"I'll be a demon in the future. โ
"The appearance of a pig demon that the world thinks, isn't it just greedy for money and lustful, simple!"
"Then let's go and get a daughter-in-law for myself first," the marriage was a happy event, but Tianpeng didn't have a little joy on his face when he said this, and Tianpeng sighed after a long time: "Fairy Chang'e, shouldn't appear in a pig's dream." โ
"This is blasphemy against her!"
"So, it's better to be a greedy and lustful person with peace of mind... Pig bar!"
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Sun Wukong and Tang Seng came to Gao Laozhuang, and when they saw Sun Wukong, the old owner was a little scared, but some people whispered a few words in front of the old owner.
The old owner looked at Sun Wukong with some suspicion, and Sun Wukong said loudly: "Lao Gao, whether it is a human or a monkey, you can't look good, my old Sun is ugly, but he still has some skills." โ
"Maybe you can kill the monster?" asked the old farmer.
Sun Wukong affirmed: "Of course you can." โ
"That's good," the old farmer said: "I have three daughters, I wanted to recruit a son-in-law, but three years ago, there was a man, the appearance is also exquisite, he said that it is a family on Fuling Mountain, surnamed Pig, no parents, no brothers, willing to be a son-in-law with others." I recruited him, but he changed his face. โ
Sun Wukong asked, "How did it become?"
Gao Zhuang said: "When I first came, I was a black and fat man, and then I became a nerd with a long mouth and big ears, with a mane on the back of his head, his body was rough and afraid of people, and his head and face looked like a pig." Eat extra much at every meal!"
Gao Zhuang said: "Eating is still a trivial matter, and now he will make the wind again, the clouds come and go, and the stones and sand fly, bluffing my family and neighbors, and they will not be able to live in peace." and locked the little girl in the back house, and she never saw each other for half a year, let alone knew how she was alive or dead. Therefore, knowing that he is a monster, he must ask a mage to subdue him. The walker said: "This is simple, you can rest assured, Lao Er, I will hold it for you tonight, teach him to write a resignation document, how about returning your daughter?"
Boss Gao said happily: "If you hold him, what kind of paperwork do you want? The walker said, "It's easy, it's easy!" and when it falls into the night, you'll see the difference." โ
Sun Wukong became the third daughter of the owner of Gao Zhuang, and fought with Tianpeng at night, but failed to catch Tianpeng.
The next day, he found Tianpeng's residence, Tianpeng actually knew the origin of Sun Wukong, and Tianpeng said: "Are you an apprentice of the scripture learner?"
Sun Wukong still admired Tianpeng's ability, and Sun Wukong said: "Exactly." โ
Tianpeng said: "You and I are still a family, I was originally Guanyin Bodhisattva to persuade goodness, received her precepts, ate fasting here, taught me to follow the person who took the scriptures to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, and the merit was reversed, and the positive results were obtained." Teach me to wait for him, I haven't heard any news in the past few years. Since you have become an apprentice with him today, why don't you talk about learning from the scriptures earlier, and only rely on the fierce and strong, and come to beat me?"
"Is that true?" asked Sun Wukong, and Tianpeng immediately swore an oath.
Sun Wukong believed a few points, Sun Wukong brought Tianpeng to see Tang Sanzang, and Tianpeng shouted master when he saw Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang recognized the canopy, and worshiped Sun Wukong again, taking the advanced one as his brother, and then called Sun Wukong his senior brother. Sanzang said: "Since I have good fruits, I want to be an apprentice, I will give you a Dharma name, and I will call sooner or later." โ
Tianpeng said: "Master, I am a Bodhisattva who has been ordained with me, and I have given the Dharma name, called Zhu Wu Nengye. Sanzang smiled and said: "Okay! Your senior brother is called Wukong, you are called Wuneng, and now that you don't eat five meat and three hates, I will give you another name and call it Bajie." Zhu Bajie said happily: "Obey the teacher's orders." Therefore, it is also called Zhu Bajie.
So the three of them got back on the road.
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The three of them walked for a day and stayed at another house, and at night, Sun Wukong came to look for Zhu Bajie.
"You are the Marshal of Heavenly Court, since you can change into a human form, why do you have to show your demon body, and I didn't see you when I made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, how could it be so smooth to have you in my Heavenly Palace?" asked Sun Wukong.
Zhu Bajie just smirked, and after a long time, Sun Wukong asked again: "With your means, if you want to get married, how can you not recover a mortal woman?"
Zhu Bajie was still silent, but Zhu Bajie said in his heart: If you turn into a human form all the time, wouldn't it be because you have the past in your heart and miss the scenery of heaven?
And since he has seen the beauty of heaven and earth, where can a woman in the world get into his eyes.
He made a pig for the sake of being a pig, how could Sun Wukong understand the truth in this.
Zhu Bajie finally spoke: "Like me in this mortal house, ploughing and raking the land, without oxen tools, harvesting fields, without swords and sticks. fainted, I don't know how much I have done for him, but he only knows how to judge people by their appearance. โ
"I'm afraid that he will kill me in the end, senior brother, but in fact, what did I do wrong?
"I'm like a pig, so you treat me like a pig. โ
"You are different from a pig," Sun Wukong said as he looked at Zhu Bajie.
A glimmer of light flashed in Zhu Bajie's eyes, but then Zhu Bajie said again: "It's no different, it's really beautiful that the Great Sage can make trouble in the Heavenly Palace." โ
Sun Wukong smiled: "It's okay, but I still can't see through the Jade Emperor Laojun, if it weren't for them standing by, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy for me to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace." โ
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong, and for some reason Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly had a little more sympathy: It turns out that you are still proud of making trouble in the Heavenly Palace!
But this monkey also knows how to think, and the monkey has begun to really taste the world, and he may be a stone monkey who is about to have a heart, but this is really a good thing?
Zhu Bajie patted Sun Wukong's shoulder and said, "Senior brother, we are actually all hard-working people. โ
Sun Wukong argued: "I am not human. โ
Zhu Bajie muttered to himself: "Yes, but in fact, it may not be as good as being a man!"