Chapter Eighty-Six: Nosebleeds
The two Qin brothers led the soldiers back to the underworld, and their crotch was already in pain at this time.
Liu Shouguang was so ruthless, Qin Yang and Qin Yan never thought that he would regret it now.
If it is not Liu Shouguang's opponent, the two Qin brothers still want to hit the stone with an egg, which is simply beyond their strength.
Now it's good, the crotch is damaged, and it seems that the only way to do it is to postpone it, and the ghost doctor is helpless against the damage to the crotch.
Qin Yang was furious, thinking that he and his brother would become turtles in the future.
Eat the consequences of yourself, take the blame, and now it seems that the function of repairing the crotch can only be solved by God.
Qin Yang, this kid, has an extremely thick face, and the Jade Emperor is his maternal uncle, so he secretly thinks that he should do his best to save himself.
In this case, Qin Yang decided to send the black and white impermanence to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor for medicine, if the medicine for diagnosis and treatment could not be found in time, his and his brother's crotch would be abolished.
After the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence received the order, they said that they would live up to their mission, but the two of them wanted to rectify the Qin brothers instead.
It's just because the two brothers are too ruthless and too bullying, and now Black and White Impermanence has decided to reveal the matter of God's search for medicine to Liu Shouguang.
The two true monarchs of black and white impermanence have always regarded Liu Shouguang as their master in their hearts, and now that the two Qin brothers are in trouble, it is a good time to take revenge on them.
Black and white impermanence bid farewell to the Qin brothers, and the two did not go straight to heaven, but came to the demon world to meet the demon lord Liu Shouguang.
Liu Shouguang was a little curious when he saw the impermanence of black and white, and it was not until they explained their intentions that Liu Shouguang understood the general idea.
The two Qin brothers wanted to use the immortal medicine in the heavenly court to restore the function of the crotch, it was a dream!
Liu Shouguang naturally won't let them succeed, but thinking about it left and right, it's better to think of an ingenious plan.
Since the two Qin brothers want to restore their functions, well, let them fall for their own scheme.
Go to the heavenly court to find the immortal medicine, and after the Jade Emperor agrees, you must go to the fairy grass garden to find it.
In the fairy grass garden, Liu Shouguang is naturally very popular, and since he thought that he had been in the lower realm, he had not returned to that gentle village again.
I don't know what kind of situation has become in today's fairy grass garden, Liu Shouguang really wants to go to heaven.
Now it just so happens that the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence are worried that they can't find the immortal medicine in the heavenly realm, even if they find the immortal medicine, they are afraid that they will not be able to trick the Qin brothers.
The two true monarchs of black and white impermanence had already decided to completely rectify the Qin brothers, and now that Liu Shouguang was helping them, they secretly thought that this plan would be completed perfectly.
Liu Shouguang agreed to the two ghosts and was willing to go to Heaven with them, but this time he went to Heaven by himself, and he had to attach himself to Bai Wuchang's body.
The reason for this is because in case someone in the world sees Liu Shouguang, they will guess arbitrarily.
Now Liu Shouguang doesn't want to be too showy, if he goes to Heaven with the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence, then someone in the Heavenly Court will definitely gossip when they see the three of them.
People are terrible, the best choice is the opinion put forward by Liu Shouguang, if you want to be foolproof, put on Bai Wuchang's body, and then go to heaven together, it is a wise move.
Therefore, Liu Shouguang recited the incantation, turned into a white light, and went up to the body of the white impermanence ghost.
The two true monarchs of black and white impermanence went straight to the heavenly court, and on them, with Yan Jun Qin Yang's handwritten letter, and the two heavenly soldiers guarding the South Heavenly Gate, were successfully released, and the two of them were able to enter the heavenly palace smoothly.
The Jade Emperor Zhang Dingtian, on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, is feasting the ministers, and today is his birthday.
In the entire palace, the warbler sings and dances, so lively, the sky will announce the arrival of the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence in the underworld.
The Jade Emperor was surprised in his heart, why did they come to this heavenly court? The impermanent ghost profession is to arrest human souls and ghosts, why can they come to the heavenly realm?
Without thinking too much, the Jade Emperor Lao'er ordered the two impermanence ghosts to come to the audience, and the black and white impermanence slowly entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The wine is fragrant, and the red-faced fairy is reflected in Liu Shouguang's eyes, and Liu Shouguang feels intoxicated in Bai Wuchang's body.
This heavenly realm is so beautiful, it seems that the Jade Emperor's life is very chic, Liu Shouguang secretly thought that he would have a good time when he came to heaven this time.
After the Jade Emperor Zhang Dingtian saw the two impermanent ghosts, he cleared his throat and said, "The two ghosts are poor, they came to the heavenly realm, I don't know what they are doing?"
Hei Wuchang took out Qin Yang's letter from his trouser pocket, handed it over, and said: "Yan Jun Qin Yang, as well as Qin Yan, the crotch of the two of them is damaged, and there is no medicine to save them in the underworld, so Yan Jun repairs a letter, and specially sends me and the other two to ask His Majesty to give immortal medicine to treat their crotch injuries. ”
The Jade Emperor took the letter, reviewed it, and then said in a deep voice: "I see, I don't know why their crotch will be damaged?
The two impermanence ghosts looked left and right, and were silent for a long time, and the Jade Emperor secretly thought that these two were holding Mao Couldn't they have something unspeakable?
The Jade Emperor paused and said, "The two true monarchs will sit down and eat wine first, and then tell Yu Zhen after the banquet is over!"
That being the case, the two impermanence ghosts sat down in the banquet, the sea ate and drank, and Liu Shouguang was in the body of the white impermanence ghost, extremely depressed, and just wanted to run out to breathe.
There are many fairies in the heavenly court, and the scene of the song and swallow dance of the warbler makes Liu Shouguang squirt nosebleeds, and he really can't stand it.
Who would have thought that as soon as Liu Shouguang sprayed a nosebleed, a nosebleed would flow out of the nostrils of the white impermanence ghost.
The white impermanence ghost didn't know it, and the Jade Emperor Lao'er was a little surprised after seeing it on the dragon chair.
The Jade Emperor smiled and asked Bai Wuchang: "Bai Wuchang, why do you have nosebleeds in your nostrils?"
Bai Wuchang wiped his nose at this time, and when he saw that the ghost's claws were full of blood, he realized that this blood was not his own, and eighty percent belonged to Liu Shouguang.
Why did this Liu Shouguang have a nosebleed? Now that the Jade Emperor asked himself, Bai Wuchang was suddenly speechless, and he was extremely confused.
I didn't know how to answer the words of the Jade Emperor, and the black impermanence ghost had an idea on the side, and replied to the Jade Emperor: "Maybe it's because I haven't enjoyed such a sumptuous dish for a long time, and I haven't seen so many beauties for a long time, which caused Brother Bai's nosebleed!"
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he laughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay! If you want to eat the gods, you can eat the gods!
After Liu Shouguang heard this, he thought to himself, let me go, you Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are really very generous! I think when Lao Tzu came to your heavenly palace, although he had a good time in the fairy grass garden, but in the end, I still looked at Lao Tzu and beat Lao Tzu into the mortal world.
Liu Shouguang was furious, and he really came up with the body of the white impermanence ghost, and slapped the Jade Emperor to death with a brick.
But the Jade Emperor Lao'er now said that he will find a sister for the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence, which is not bad, it seems that he has to show his skills in the body of the white impermanence ghost.
After the banquet was over, the Jade Emperor really brought seventy-seven forty-nine fairies to the two true monarchs of black and white impermanence.
There are so many fairies, after the two impermanence ghosts saw it, they suddenly became hot, it seems that the Jade Emperor's gift is too grand.
Liu Shouguang was so happy in the body of the white impermanence ghost that his teeth were itching, the black impermanence and the white impermanence had no experience in that area, Liu Shouguang said that he would definitely teach them well.