Han Yiba sighed: "I really don't know what you young people think? I don't like the big flower clothes, I prefer to wear them on others, in fact, if you take them off others, they may not fit your size." Anyway, I don't like other people's clothes, and I always feel that there is a strange smell, and this strange smell can never be washed off. ”

Han Bing hurriedly said: "He hasn't passed it yet!"

Han Yi said domineeringly: "Do you know if you wear it? How long does it take to wear clothes?"

Han Bing was speechless and lowered his head again.

Han Yi said domineeringly: "Okay, you will forget about this woman in the future, the business is important! What you have to do now is to inform the whole road of the Qingliang Hou's annihilation of the fifty counties of Tianlu, and also spread the government and the opposition, I want to let everyone know about the entire Zhongxia Empire, including the dog emperor, I want everyone to know that the Qingliang Hou is back, and the bloodline of Wuwei will reconquer this land, and I want to make them afraid." Lu Changhai, I looked down on him when he was not a marquis, and now even if he is a pseudo-marquis, I still look down on him, isn't he very arrogant in the court? Now I want to slap him in the face, slap me hard, I want to slap him so that he doesn't even have the face of the court. ”

Han Bing responded: "Father, don't worry, I will definitely slap the faces of Lu Changhai and the Dog Emperor." ”

That night, Lu Changhai was full of interest and was enjoying the fish and water in the room. He is more energetic and has quirks, and he feels that a woman is too monotonous and has no passion, so every time he has to find several women to work with, he likes the feeling of wave after wave. For this reason, he also specially customized a large bed, the bed is so big that ten people can't sleep.

Pei Minqi hurriedly walked over at this time, and heard the lewd voices in the room from a distance, and couldn't help frowning, but the situation was urgent, and he didn't dare to delay for a moment, so he still knocked on the door.

Lu Changhai was interrupted, extremely displeased, and said angrily: "Who?"

Pei Minqi was startled, and responded timidly: "Master Hou, it's me!"

If there was nothing particularly important, Lu Changhai knew that he would not choose this time to disturb his horseback riding, so he said, "Come in!"

Pei Minqi hesitated, but still pushed open the door and walked in, only to see that Hou Ye's unique big bed was crawling with women, all naked, with thousands of peaks, mountains and mountains, white mountains and black grass, he was dazzled, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

Lu Changhai was riding on a woman at this time, turned his head and said, "Is it good-looking?"

Pei Minqi hurriedly turned around, pretending to close the door, and said at the same time: "My subordinates don't dare!"

Lu Changhai said: "It doesn't matter if you take a look, and there won't be a piece of meat missing, just look at it twice if you like." ”

Pei Min rode and said: "The subordinates don't dare!"

Lu Changhai said: "What are you looking for me?"

Before Pei Minqi could speak, there was already a layer of cold sweat on his forehead, and he said, "Master Hou, the big thing is not good, the people of the Fifty Counties have been defeated again!"

Although Lu Changhai likes to feel the feeling of unsettled and rising waves on women, he doesn't want to encounter it in reality, so he softened all of a sudden, stood up straight and pointed at him: "What did you say?

Pei Minqi wiped a cold sweat and said, "The people of the Fifty Counties have been defeated again!"

Lu Changhai tilted his head to look at him, gasped and said, "How is it possible? This is a man from fifty counties, not five counties and ten counties!"

Pei Minqi was so frightened that he didn't dare to raise his head, and said, "Master Hou is angry! This is a true thing." ”

Lu Changhai said angrily: "This anger can't be stopped!" kicked the woman under the crotch out of bed with one kick, and the woman fell and her head was bleeding, but she didn't dare to squeak. The other women were also frightened and trembling. Lu Changhai yelled: "Get out of here!"

These women didn't even dare to wear clothes, so they all ran away in a panic.

Lu Changhai got out of bed, stood in front of Pei Minqi with his bare buttocks, and said, "How many soldiers and horses have been damaged?"

Pei Minqi swallowed his saliva and said: "Almost all of them were wiped out, and only a few dozen people were lucky to run back?"

Lu Changhai couldn't believe his own ears, and said, "Dozens of people from the fifty counties ran back?

Pei Min would rather have an increase in troops on the ground, and there was an excuse for defeating like this, but the ground road didn't give him face, and he didn't have a single soldier, so he didn't dare to lie, so he could only report truthfully: "There is no increase in troops, and there are still six counties!"

Lu Changhai grabbed his shirt as soon as he grabbed him, his face almost touching his face, and said, "The people of the six counties have completely annihilated my fifty counties of Tianlu? Are you kidding? Are you sure that the chief county lord who led the troops was personally selected by you?"

Pei Min didn't dare to breathe, and said, "It's just that Qingliang Hou is too cunning!"

Lu Changhai said angrily: "Strange people are cunning, why don't you blame yourself for being useless?"

Pei Minqi was sprayed with spittle, but he didn't dare to wipe it, and said: "My subordinates are derelict in their duties, please punish Master Hou!"

Lu Changhai tried to calm his mind, so he let go of him, turned around and sat down on the edge of the bed, put his hands on his lap, and was so angry that he didn't even want to wear clothes. Said: "Detail!"

Pei Min rode in response, and then started with Mu Youcheng's shouting formation, and then Li Fenglai was killed in response, and then the opponent's Jin Dou Erpin responded to the battle, not only killed Mu Youcheng of Jin Dou Wupin, but also killed Fang Ziyun of Jin Dou Liupin, and then Hai Xiangming released the hostages to threaten Qingliang Hou, Qingliang Hou took the hostage alone, and finally Hai Xiangming was angry and pursued Qingliang Hou, but fell into the enemy's plan to burn the mountain. The whole process was explained in detail and detailed, and there was no trace of concealment.

After hearing this, Lu Changhai's whole face was so cold that he was about to wring into the water, and he was silent for a long time before he said: "That means that more than 100,000 horses in my fifty counties were completely wiped out, and one person died on the other side?"

Pei Minqi nodded and said, "Anyway, I know that one person will die." ”

Lu Changhai laughed twice and said: "If one of the other party doesn't die, it's fine, but one person dies, it's just mocking me mercilessly! Do you have the feeling that you have been cheated out of all your wealth by others, and they are embarrassed to deceive them, and they turned around and gave you a copper plate?"

When he said this, Pei Min did feel this way, but he didn't dare to bear it, and said, "The other party definitely didn't mean it." ”

Lu Changhai said: "Do you think I will still have a face to face tomorrow?"

Pei Min rode and said: "Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and Hou Ye doesn't have to worry about it." Besides, who would dare to laugh at the Hou Ye in the court? Even the emperor would not dare!"

Lu Changhai gritted his teeth and said: "Won't people laugh in their hearts? Especially that Han Yiba, who must be smiling like a grandson now." I am a dignified Tianhou, but now I have become a pig farmer, raising pigs from fifty counties, the first pig farmer in the world!"

Pei Min rode into a cold sweat, but he didn't know how to respond.

At this time, someone outside came to report, and Lu Changhai let people in.

Come to the humane: "Qi Hou Ye, the emperor Xuan Hou Ye entered the palace!"

Lu Changhai was stunned: "Now?"

came to the human: "Someone from the palace said, please enter the palace immediately!"

Lu Changhai nodded and said, "It seems that the emperor also knows about this." Shame on you!" got up and walked out of the room.

Pei Minqi hurriedly reminded: "Master Hou, you haven't worn your clothes yet!"

Lu Changhai said: "I don't have the face to wear clothes." Despite that, he turned around and put his clothes on.

When I arrived at the palace, it was already late at night, and there was silence in the palace, and only the hurried footsteps of Lu Changhai were heard.

Under the leadership of a father-in-law, he came to a side hall, and the hall was still lit, reflecting the window paper in a translucent shape.

The father-in-law walked to the door and whispered, "Your Majesty, the Marquis of Zhentian is here." ”

Jiang Licun's voice came from inside: "Let him come in!"

The father-in-law pushed open the door, stretched out his hand and said, "Zhen Tianhou, please!"

Lu Changhai walked in, and his father-in-law closed the door.

Jiang Licun stood alone in the hall with his back to the door. Lu Changhai saluted and said, "Wechen has seen the emperor. ”

Jiang Licun is burly, with dragon eyebrows and leopard neck. At this time, he turned around and said, "No courtesy!"

Lu Changhai said: "Thank you Emperor!" paused, and said: "I don't know what happened when the emperor summoned him late at night?"

Jiang Licun said: "I heard very bad news. ”

Lu Changhai pretended not to know, and said, "Please make it clear to the emperor." ”

Jiang Licun said: "I heard some time ago that Zhentianhou sent eighteen counties to attack the earth, but was annihilated by all the people and horses of the six counties of the road, and there were no casualties in the six counties of the road, I didn't dare to believe it at that time, but considering the face of Zhentianhou, I didn't ask much, because at that time, Zhentianhou's fifty counties of people and horses were sent out again, thinking that when Zhennanhou arrived to report back, this matter was covered up in a beautiful way. It's a pity that I didn't wait for the good news, but I heard that the people of the fifty counties of Zhentianhou were wiped out again, but this time it was okay, I finally killed the other party alone, and I didn't return empty-handed, but is there such a thing?"

No matter how thick-skinned Lu Changhai was, he was ashamed and unbearable, and said: "Weichen doesn't know people clearly, and he uses people inappropriately, so he made this big mistake, please punish the emperor." ”

Jiang Licun said: "I heard that the chief county lord of the six counties is Qingliang Hou?"

Lu Changhai said: "The minister has also heard of this, but he has not seen it in person, and he is not sure." ”

Jiang Licun said: "Soon everyone in the world will know, are you still not sure? No wonder you will lose completely." ”

Lu Changhai said: "The minister must inquire carefully when he goes back." ”

Jiang Licun said: "No need, since your eighteen counties were destroyed, I have already sent someone to investigate carefully, and there is no doubt that it is Qinglianghou." It seems that we have always underestimated this cool marquis. ”

Lu Changhai said: "Even if he is Qinglianghou, he is not afraid, but let him get lucky." ”

Jiang Licun shook his head and said: "You are still lucky, then you will lose the next battle! This person is very strategic, resourceful, and has the style of his ancestors, and must not be underestimated." After a pause, he said: "Didn't you say before that this person doesn't learn and has no skills, is idle, and can only eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, steal chickens and touch dogs?"