67 Wandering Legend (12)
Li Xiangru said: "This footwork was indeed passed on to me by a senior and used for me to escape in a critical situation, called 'Three Moves to Escape'." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 As soon as he finished speaking, the beggars on and off the stage burst into laughter. Li Xiangru stood in the audience and didn't know why. I only heard Elder Hao laugh and said, "Haha, you call Uncle Lu's 'One Hundred and Eight Steps of Walking in the Clouds' alone in the world as the three ways to escape. Ha ha. Then he said: "There are countless disciples of the Beggar Gang who have not been able to teach him a trick and a half in their lives. Uncle Lu's kung fu is unique in the world, but there is a rule that non-beggars will never teach it, you claim to be not a disciple of the beggar gang, why does Uncle Lu pass on your exquisite footwork?"
Li Xiangru couldn't defend himself eagerly, and said, "Anyway, I have to go." After pulling out and leaving, Elder Hao shouted: "You can't go, if you leave now, you will violate the gang rules and will be punished by cutting off the two fingers of your right hand, do you know?" Li Xiangru had to stand still and asked with a crying voice: "Then what do you want me to do?"
Elder Hao said: "Continue to compete, if you enter the top two, you will have to enter and accept the recommendation of the helper." If you lose, you can walk away. Li Xiangru thought to himself: "I didn't want to be an acting helper, I can't be a child, the most important thing is that I have to think of saving my father and mother, who has the leisure time to talk nonsense with them, wait for whoever plays, I just lose to him in three or two, and then leave immediately." Then he said to Elder Hao: "This is what you said, but if you want to say it, it will count." ”
Elder Hao smiled, pointed to the audience, and said, "I, Hao Yiming, have been in the beggar gang for more than 40 years, can anyone tell which time my words don't count?" Li Xiangru said: "Compare and compare." Who's going to play?" he shouted several times into the audience. No one played, and no one answered.
Li Xiangru was in a hurry, and shouted: "Who wants to compete with me for the beggar gang leader, I haven't learned martial arts, and it's easy to win." As soon as he said this, the beggars in the audience laughed again. Before, everyone saw that even Yu Banchen was not his opponent, and he also took back the antidote to detoxify Song Ziqi, at a young age, martial arts were unfathomable, and now he claimed that he had never learned martial arts, and even a three-year-old child could see that he was talking nonsense, so the beggars laughed.
Li Xiangru was scurrying around on the stage, calling for formation, and the beggars in the audience knew that they were not opponents, and he would walk in the clouds, guessing that he was the successor of Lu Jiutong, who would dare to come on stage to compete with him. Although Lu Jiutong is not very old, he has a very high rank in the beggar gang, and even the leader of the beggar gang, Tong Jinlong, and the four elders have to call him uncle. Lu Jiutong is casual and doesn't like fame and fortune, so he is not famous in the rivers and lakes, but it is rumored that his martial arts are so high that he is not comparable to Tong Jinlong's master, the late old gang leader Wan Lingshan.
Li Xiangru's voice was hoarse, no one responded, and said in his heart: "These callers are stupid one by one, but they don't fight for the position of helper at their fingertips." After thinking about it: "It's so good, no one is fighting, why don't I be the head of this so-called Huazi, or hurry up and get lucky." His eyes glanced at the east side of the platform, and slowly turned around, waiting for an opportunity to get off the stage and slip away.
Unexpectedly, before he walked to the side of the stage, Elder Hao said in a loud voice: "Have you come on stage to challenge?" and shouted three times in succession, but no one answered. Elder Hao said, "Okay, since there is no one to fight, it is this little brother who takes the lead. Turning around, he saw Li Xiangru stepping towards Taitung, jumped over in three or two, took Li Xiangru back to Taichung, and said: "We have agreed that someone will come to the stage to challenge, and you can only leave if you lose." Now that there is no one to fight, you have won without a fight, congratulations. ”
Li Xiangru said: "Then what should we do now?" Elder Hao said: "According to the rules set before the competition, the top two winners of the competition can be elected by everyone according to their character as the acting helper, but now there is only you, I don't think there is any need to push, as long as everyone has no objections, you will be our acting helper, until we find the Tong helper." Without waiting for Li Xiangru to speak, Elder Hao raised the bamboo pole in his hand and said to the beggars in the audience: "According to the rules, now do the brothers agree to this little hero to temporarily act as the leader." The crowd of beggars in the audience was silent.
Zhang Chaofeng said loudly: "Although this little brother is young, he is righteous and thin, regardless of his own safety, he fought for Song Ziqi and obtained an antidote for him, just by virtue of this, it can be seen that he is a chivalrous first, and I support him as the acting helper." As soon as Zhang Chaofeng said this, the beggars agreed.
Elder Hao said, "If no one has any objections, we will support this little brother as the acting gang leader. The beggars applauded again. Li Xiangru said with a bitter face: "I don't want to be a helper, and I can't be a helper." Elder Hao shouted: "This is a big matter for the beggar gang, how can it be child's play." Besides, since Uncle Lu has taught you his 'Walking Cloud Steps' to show that he has high hopes for you, do you want to live up to his old man's hard work?"
Li Xiangru heard him mention that Lu Jiutong, who taught his martial arts in Longmenxia, was a member of the beggar gang, and thought to himself that Lu seniors had a great kindness to me, and now the beggar gang is in difficulty. At the moment, he said: "It's okay to be an acting gang leader, but I'm still young, so I don't know how this gang leader can be a lawyer?"
Elder Hao said happily, "So you agree. Li Xiangru pouted and said: "What if you don't agree, you can't leave, you can't push it off." Elder Hao said, "I just heard the gang leader claim to be surnamed Li, and I also asked the name of the honorable person?" Now that Li Xiangru has agreed to be the gang leader, his identity has changed, so Elder Hao has become extremely polite when he speaks.
Li Xiangru said: "My name is Li Xiangru. Elder Hao turned to Huang Fu Ne and the other three elders and hugged his fists, and said, "Huang Fu Deputy Gang Leader, three elders, Li Xiangru has agreed to temporarily act as the acting gang leader of our gang, what do you think?" The three elders all shook their heads and said that they had no objections, and Huang Fu Ne said coldly: "It's really a strange story through the ages, a ten-year-old child leader is a beggar gang that is famous all over the world." But since they were chosen according to the rules, what else do I have to say? ”
Elder Hao nodded slightly, raised his arms and said loudly to the group of beggars in the audience: "Brothers, the acting gang leader has been elected, everyone will come to the stage now to congratulate our new gang leader!" After speaking, he spat on Li Xiangru's body.
The rest of the thousands of gangs rushed to the stage and rushed to spit on Li Xiangru. Li Xiangru didn't know why, hugged his head and shouted, "What are you doing?" The group of beggars ignored it, and stepped forward in turn in turn, spitting at Li Xiangru, and after a while, Li Xiangru was covered with saliva and embarrassed.
After the group of beggars vomited, Elder Hao handed him a swarthy bamboo stick with a thick hand, and said, "Helper, this is the beggar gang leader's token dog stick, and now I will hand it over to you." ”