Volume 1 Luofu Cave Heaven Chapter 032 Journey to the West
Wei Ping jumped off the peach tree and walked towards the peach tree where Hua Mu Hibiscus was.
"What are you doing here?" Hibiscus looked vigilant, like a thief, a thief who wanted to steal his heart.
"The story is very long, it's far away and tired of talking, and then to listen to the story, you have to have acorns to eat, and eating acorns while listening to the story is a great thing in life!" Wei Ping didn't stop, the light of the void ring flashed, and he took out a large handful of acorns and held them in his hand, with a silly smile on his face.
Fortunately, little Pixiu was sleeping soundly, and if he found out that Wei Ping was using his acorns to make girls, he would have slashed him with a sword.
Hua Mujin nodded reluctantly, of course, for the sake of the acorn's face.
Wei Ping handed the acorn to the hibiscus, climbed on another branch, sat on it, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that the hibiscus had sacrificed the Feihong sword, the tip of the sword swirled in the acorn shell, the acorn shell peeled off to the ground, and the two pinched nuts fixed in the air were thrown into the mouth, clicked and crushed, crunchy, delicious and squinted!
"Uh-huh—"
Wei Ping made two sounds, attracting the attention of Hua Mu Hibiscus, and told the story with a smile.
Hanaki Hibiscus Edgeworth kept moving, and his hands and mouth kept moving.
"Click—"
"Click—"
"Click—"
"The name of the story is Journey to the West, it is said that the demon monkey Sun Wukong escorted Tang Sanzang to the west to learn scriptures, but halfway through he conspired with the Bull Demon King to kill Tang Sanzang, and stole the moonlight treasure box, came to the desert, Guanyin Dashi rushed to hear the news.
Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you beast, you originally promised the Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to get the Western Sutra, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that you have committed a mortal sin?
You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you!
Tang Seng: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Don't make a noise!
Tang Seng: You're scaring me again!
Guanyin: Aren't you afraid of me and why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and snatch her moonlight treasure box, don't you just want to avoid me?
Wukong: Since you can't hide, then Lao Sun will fight you to the death!
Wukong threw the moonlight treasure box casually and smashed it on Tang Seng's head.
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
The two of them were about to make a move, when they suddenly ......
Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey, don't be angry, you'll be angry when you're angry! Wukong, you're too naughty, I told you not to throw things, why are you... You see, before I finished speaking, you threw away the stick again! The moonlight treasure box is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment, what if you hit the children? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit those flowers and plants!
Wukong grabbed the moonlight treasure box in Tang Seng's hand.
Tang Seng: What are you doing?
Goku: Let it go!
Tang Seng: Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, you can speak, if you don't say how do you know what you want, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you take it, don't you really want it? Do you really want it?......
Wukong: Damn!
Wukong knocked Tang Seng down with one punch.
Guanyin: Huh?
Wukong: Everyone, do you see? This guy is okay and talks at length about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law's crookedness, like a fly all day long, buzzing...... Sorry, not one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzz... Airplanes... Airplanes... Airplanes... Fly into your ears and help!
Goku fell to the ground and rolled over, in extreme pain.
Wukong: So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled its intestines out, and then used its intestines to strangle his neck and pull it hard, and hey--!--! whole tongue stuck out! Now everyone understands why I killed him!
Guanyin: Hmph, Wukong, you have so many excuses, you don't want to take the Western Scripture at all!
Wukong: What are you talking about so much, fight!
.........
The Supreme Treasure traveled through time and space and returned to the cave again, but there was no one. The Supreme Treasure was very strange, and when he came to the cave, the sky was already bright, and he couldn't use the moonlight to travel through time and space.
Girl: Immortals?
Supreme Treasure shook his head.
Girl: Youkai?
The Supreme Treasure was silent.
Girl: Thank you!
Lead the donkey to the entrance of the cave.
Supreme Treasure: Hey, don't break into the Pansi Cave!
Girl: Pansi Cave? You and I can't read, it's obviously a water curtain cave!
When the Supreme Treasure looked up, he couldn't help but be shocked.
Girl: Pansi Cave...... , this name is also quite good, okay, it's called Pansi Cave! I'll live here in the future.
With a wave of his hand, the "Water Curtain Cave" becomes the "Pansi Cave".
Supreme Treasure: Wait a minute!
With a wave of her hand, the girl knocked down the Supreme Treasure and grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box in her hand.
Girl: Ah, I solemnly declare that all the things on this mountain belong to me, including you!
Supreme Treasure: Me?
Girl: Yes, just like my donkey, I'll stamp you!
The girl waved her hand, and the Supreme Treasure felt a pain in her feet.
Girl: You are my person now, if someone bullies you, report my name, from today onwards, my name is "Pansi Daxian"!
Supreme Treasure: Pansi Great Immortal?500 years ago?!
When I took off my shoes, I found that there were three more moles on the soles of my feet, and I took out the demon mirror to look at it, and the mirror showed the appearance of a monkey.
.........
Suddenly, Zixia pulled out her sword and pressed it against the throat of the Supreme Treasure.
The sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of the sword would fall in love with me completely, for I had decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect......
Zixia: I'll kill you half a step further!
Supreme Treasure: You should do this, and I should die. There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. Cut my throat with your sword! Don't hesitate any longer! If Heaven could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years!
"Choking" The sword fell to the ground, and Zixia was moved to tears.
.........
Qingxia: Hahaha! You're going to believe that little slippery head is coming back to pick you up? If that's true, I'll have to congratulate you. But even if he comes back, what can he do to snatch you back from the Bull Demon King?
Zixia: Since Heaven has arranged for him to pull out my purple and green sword, he must be an extraordinary person, and he can't be wrong! I know that one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds to marry me!
Qingxia: Ha, I said it wasn't a neurosis!
Zixia: It's not a neurosis, it's an ideal!
Zhu Bajie: Admit it, little madman!
Zixia: I don't admit it!
.........
Guanyin: What else do you want to say before putting on this golden hoop?
The Supreme Treasure picked up the vajra ring with both hands, stopped in mid-air, and thought for a moment.
Supreme Treasure: There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and the most painful thing in the world is nothing more painful. If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say "I love her" to that girl. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be 10,000 years!
A cold wind blew, and the Supreme Treasure closed his eyes and slowly put on the golden hoop......
Then......
Master of Ceremonies: A prostration!
Zixia was forcibly pressed down and saluted the Bull Demon King. With a wave of the Bull Demon King's hand, Qingxia was pierced through the chest by a spear.
Zixia: Sister!
Master of Ceremonies: Prostrate again!
Zixia was pressed down again, and Qingxia was pierced by the spear again. The Bull Demon King laughed.
Master of Ceremonies: Three prostrations!
Zixia was pressed down again, Qingxia was pierced by a spear again, and Zixia cried bitterly.
Bull Demon King: After worshipping Master Zu and drinking Heyu wine, you are a member of my Niu family!Hahahaha!
The demons shouted in unison......
Suddenly there was a strong wind, black clouds rolling, thunder and lightning. Everyone couldn't help but be stunned and looked towards the sky.
Bajie: What a big marshmallow!
Qingxia: Is it really him?
Tang Seng: Be careful! Thunder! Collect clothes when it rains!
The little demons fainted.
Suddenly, a colorful auspicious cloud broke out of the sky in the darkness, galloped in, and a series of somersaults in the clouds turned over a person, wearing a golden armor holy robe, holding a golden hoop stick, it was the Monkey King - Sun Wukong!
Bull Demon King: The stinky monkey who seduced my wife!
Wukong: Oh--! familiar, if you talk nonsense like this, I can sue you for slander, ha!
Bull Demon King: Kill him for me!
.........
Zixia caught up and hugged Sun Wukong.
Wukong: What do you want? Slut!
Zixia: Bastard!
Goku: You're a bastard!
Zixia: You're not human!
Wukong: You're not human! Don't go crazy anymore, don't you understand what I just told you?
Zixia: You don't understand that I am no longer an immortal! I only understand one thing: it is so painful to love someone!
Wukong: Don't talk this nonsense to me, I told you that you recognized the wrong person!
Zixia: Then where did you buy these golden bells?
Sun Wukong looked at Jin Ling and was speechless. Suddenly, the Bull Demon King stabbed from behind.
Zixia: Be careful!
Use your body to block in front of Wukong, and the steel fork is in the middle of Zixia.
Bull Demon King: Ahhh
Goku: I'll fight!
With a stick, the Bull Demon King was beaten through the earth and flew to the top of the city.
Zixia floated into the distance, and a few ups and downs at Wukong's feet flew over to hug her.
Wukong: Zixia!
Zixia: My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, I guessed the front, but I can't guess the ending......
Head tilted.
Wukong was grief-stricken, and the golden hoop on his head really tightened more and more. Wukong was miserable, his hands loosened, and he watched Zixia's beautiful body drift into the distance......
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The moon sets and the sun rises.
"Zi, Zixia, Zixia's personality is like me, I like her, no, the ending of the story has to be changed!"
Wei Ping turned his head to see that the hibiscus was crying profusely, and the pear blossoms were raining. Without a tissue, he wanted to reach out and wipe away her tears, but stopped halfway through.