10-5 Inside and outside the Taoyuan of the owner

The peach blossoms are in full bloom and the fragrance fills the garden.

When Liu Bang came to the Dongjia Peach Garden, he saw a sea of people and an endless stream. Li Defu, a nobody, and the three kingdoms of the East are also among them. Di Bu just sat on the side, his eyes empty. Liu Buchu lived in the middle of the field and acted as the host.

Liu Bang sighed: Why are there so many failed people?

Liu Buchu: The country cannot be without a king for a day, therefore, our ordinary world must also unite and elect a leader of the alliance who has failed the most to lead us to the abyss of even more failure. is the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, why should we have known each other when we meet. Next, the conference proceeds to the first item - justifiably.

I saw a plaque, written on the ordinary world, and was carried up by two members of the Drunken Eight Immortals.

The people who eat melons can't wait, sitting on the ground, eating melon seeds, and talking loudly.

Eating melon crowd one: good! Ordinary is precious! Ordinary is the most beautiful! Long live the ordinary!

Liu Buchu: In our ordinary world, we also need to have a number, what is it called?

Bi Yuntian: It's called the Failure Association, and I think it's a good name.

Nobody: vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.

Bi Yuntian: Then what should you call it?

Nobody: In the real world, we fail, we are small, and we are not like the top successful people in the success school, who can be a household name and famous through the ages. So, I think it's best to be called a nobody.

Bi Yuntian: Let's ask, who in the world doesn't want to succeed, it's just like this floating peach blossom, helpless.

When Li Defu heard this, he was deeply touched, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh, which resounded through the clouds.

Shang Qingyun: This person sighed, he was so good, he was really his fierce rival to win the alliance.

Nobody: What's the matter with you? Why do you always have trouble with me? You know, although I am called a nobody, in the game world, I am also famous, I can kill whoever I want, do whatever I want, and I am the only one. Believe it or not, I'm going to cripple you right now.

Zhao Jiuzhou listened, and his face changed.

Bi Yuntian: Come on, come on, how can I, Bi Yuntian, be a-eater?

The two jumped into the arena, fists and kicks at each other.

The nobody roared: I won't beat you to a cripple, I swear not to be a man.

Bi Yuntian roared: I won't let you lose an arm, I will be a pig all my life.

Zhao Jiuzhou: Who gave you the courage to scold Huai, which is tolerable, but unbearable.

Zhao Jiuzhou said, jumped into a rage, and used the stunt of his life - Shenzhou Three Palms.

How can a nobody, how can they resist?

At the last moment, I saw a flickering figure, and two people flashed out of the crowd, combining the strength of the two, palm wind to palm wind, and forcibly unloaded the momentum of this palm.

The nobody, Bi Yuntian, was stirred by the palm wind, swept out of the field, hit the tree, and fell colorfully.

Looking at the three people in the field, in addition to Zhao Jiuzhou, the other two are also immovable. These two people, one is Cao Wei, and the other is Mo Wait.

Xu Duhuan, Feng Manlou, Jin Buchang, and Hua Jinjin stood beside Zhao Jiuzhou. Eighteen thugs also gathered around Mo and others, and Liu Shu and Sun Wu put on a duel posture and separated Cao Wei on both sides.

The two sides are eyeing each other, the swords are tense, and the big war is about to break out.

Zhao Jiuzhou pointed at Mo Wait: Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose people. Good words are warm in three winters, and bad words are hurtful and cold in June. Although I am missing an arm and have been sad, I am not at the mercy of others. You take my palm again, our account this time, a write-off, how about it?

Mo Yixian smiled on his face, and hesitated in his heart: Zhao Jiuzhou's palm is indeed extremely powerful. I and Cao Wei fought the enemy together, I only shared three points of strength, and I could be the enemy, if I fought alone, I would definitely be defeated.

Shang Qingyun walked over and sneered: I'll take your palm, please ask this big brother to give me advice.

Zhao Jiuzhou: If you accept it disrespectfully, but you are ashamed of it, then it is better to be respectful than to obey your fate.

The two of them had their own merits, one with a sad face and the other with a gloomy face.

10-6 Dongjia Taoyuan inside and outside

The next person on the field is the three disciples of Wang Bazi.

Gao Bucheng laughed: Great, there is a good show to watch again.

Gao Cheng couldn't wait, lit firecrackers, and prepared to celebrate.

Liu Buchu jumped into the middle and was in the middle: The defeated alliance leader is waiting for a vacant position, and it has not yet been decided, you will kill each other here first, and consume your physical strength, and in the long run, what will our failed school use to compete with the successful school? If you want to fight again, you must let our failed champion not die.

Di Bu Just: Hmph!

When everyone heard this, they gave up and withdrew.

At the same time, only the sound of "boom" was deafening, and it turned out that the firecrackers that were too high to explode in their hands.

Everyone looked for prestige, but they saw Gao Bucheng looking depressed, crying and laughing.

Liu Buchu: Third junior brother, don't come unharmed?

Gao Chengcheng: I want to watch a play, but it's a good thing for me, I can't fight, what's the point, don't play, I'll get out.

It seems clumsy, but it also goes very fast.

Liu Buchu: Senior brother, look at the third junior brother, he is so old, and he is still like a child, he doesn't learn and has no skills, and he makes trouble everywhere, which is fun.

Di Bu seemed to be smiling and noncommittal.

10-7 Inside and outside the Taoyuan

Liu Buchu: Next, the second item of the conference is the feeling of failure.

The people who eat melons express their opinions and promote them one after another: some are frustrated in love, some are unwilling, some complain about their origins, some complain about fate, some are poor, some are standing alone, some are under great pressure, some are at a loss for the future, some are self-pitying and self-deprecating, some are self-defeating, some are crying, some are scolding, some are crying, some are sighing, some are worse than death, and some don't want to live......

Liu Buchu: Next, the third item of the conference is the song of failure. However, we don't have a song for this failure yet, and we need to fill in the lyrics and compose it on the spot.

Melon-eating crowd 2: We are all a group of illiterate, and we also write lyrics and compose music, isn't it difficult for strong people?

Chu Er: Don't worry, the descendants of the great poet Li Bai are here, and you are still worried that there are no good poems?

Chu Er pulled out Li Defu.

Li Defu sighed with a sad face, he was still wearing the same pants, but there was a long slit, although it was stitched, the traces were still there.

Li Defu: Wow, I forgot to write a pen, and I was overwhelmed by the heavy responsibility!

Melon-eating crowd 1: Write, don't be modest.

Li Defu: Whew!

Eating melon crowd two: Hurry up, the pen is wonderful.

Li Defu: Whew!

Melon-eating crowd three: let us also open our eyes.

Li Defu: Whew!

Melon-eating crowd four: sign us.

Li Defu: Whew!

Everyone kept urging, and Li Defu repeatedly excused himself, sighing and sighing.

Li Defu: He's him, I'm me, and I'm for thousands of years. Don't put the ancestors on the same page, yin and yang are separated like fire and water.

Melon-eating crowd 1: Good poetry!

Melon-eating crowd two: Amazing!

Melon-eating crowd three: It's really a real person who doesn't show his face!

Melon-eating crowd four: It's really an incomprehensible sea!

Han San: Poet Li, please take the pen and see your talent.

Li Defu: Don't force me, I really can't write. Don't praise me, I really can't stand it! Don't waste time on me, I have self-knowledge, you better ask for another master!

Don't wait for a smile: That's it, that's it, don't make it difficult, I'll recommend someone. You don't know, in our ordinary world, there is a spy from a successful school, who is friends with the six heroes of Nakamura, and he is very talented, why not let him write the lyrics?

Nobody: Where is the spy?

Don't wait for idle fingers to Liu Bang: Him!

Nobody: I'm deposing him!

The nobody's nobody ran up two steps, and when he saw Liu Bang standing side by side with the five good ones in Nanzhuang and the seven heroes in the northern suburbs, he was timid and took three steps back.

Don't wait for a smile: Do you know who this person is? He is the rising star champion of Success Academy, the author of the best-selling book "Entering the House", and the founder of Success. It is said that he is also the fiancé of the richest daughter in Qiankun Town, this kind of glory, coming to our ordinary world, not an undercover agent, how to wait?

The crowd was furious, some sighed, and some scolded.

Bi Yuntian raised his arms and shouted: Drive away the undercover agents of the Success School and maintain the reputation of the ordinary world!

The crowd was furious, some shouting, some shouting.

Di Bu Just: Hmph!

Liu Buchu laughed loudly, and his voice vibrated the universe. When everyone heard this, they were silent.

Liu Buchu: First, this is my own nephew, to say something unpleasant, alienated, blood is thicker than water, who dares to bully him, is with me Liu someone, and I Liu someone can't get along with someone, I am bound to fight with him for this dog's life; second, although he has a great attainment in success, but in the end he is a poor family, the doorman was born, the so-called success, is just a doorman, in vain, just a fluke, not an inevitable result, for a while, can not become a big thing, in our failed school, there are many scum in the rich second generation, and he is not inferior to such a one; third, by me and my senior brother Di Bu in charge, my assimilation Dafa, although it is not perfect, it is also eight or nine without leaving ten, and my senior brother's public mouth is even more superb. Unfathomable, it has reached the point of making people accumulate and destroy the bones, and no matter how strong his success is, in front of our two failed masters, it will also come to naught, and it will be gone; Fourth, he is a martial arts wizard who combines great success and great defeat, if he is guided by the successful school, he will be invincible and invincible in the successful academic world, but if it is fully utilized by our ordinary world, it will be the leader in the failed academic world, outstanding, our failure school, has always pursued the criterion is, both come, then safe, all brothers in the four seas, how can it cause trouble within the Xiao wall。

Everyone felt justified, first whispering, and finally silent.

10-8 Inside and outside the Taoyuan

Di Bu came to Liu Bang with a gust of yin wind.

Di Buyi: Since you are the second junior brother and nephew, you think you are a member of my generation, and I invite you in the name of the failed champion of the last success or failure conference, please spare no pen and ink to write lyrics for our ordinary world.

Liu Bang thought to himself: This is not simple, I will write the success method in reverse, isn't it. I hope that we can fight poison with poison and drink it as a stick, awaken the desire of everyone present to succeed, and turn to struggle for success.

Liu Bang: I can't write it!

Di Bu Just: Why?

Liu Bang pointed at Gao Zijun and Gao Zimei: You two, give me a drop of shoulders, and I will be inspired.

The second daughter was furious, and when she saw Shang Qingyun nodded, she agreed.

Liu Bang pointed at Mo Wait: You ......

Don't wait to put away your smile: Do you want me to take off your boots?

Liu Bang: Just turn around and don't let me see your smile.

Don't wait for a smile and turn away.

Li Defu thought secretly: cough! I want my ancestor to be Li Bai, let the concubine grind, let Gao Lishi take off his boots, life is proud, the daughter is scattered, the export is a chapter, and the wonderful pen is full of flowers, and I, not to mention the pen, I can't even write, and I even rely on subsistence allowance for food, and I am so mixed up in this life, I am simply embarrassed to my ancestors.

In front of everyone's eyes, Liu Bang took the pen and paper, and the text was waved without adding points.

Everyone looked at it, was amazed, and applauded.

Di Bu shouted: It is well written, it really expresses the voice of our ordinary world.

Liu Buchu: A good horse with a good saddle, a good word must have a good song configuration.

Shang Qingyun: How can we have any composers in our failed school, but we have a begging song for money, pinching the head and removing the tail, far-fetched, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, and moving flowers and trees, which is also a natural sound.

Shang Qingyun beckoned, Gao Zimei and Gao Zijun appeared, humming and chirping in a begging tone, and read the lyrics.

The crowd chimed in. The lyrics are as follows-

Song of Failure

It's not that I don't want to succeed, it's just that although the idea is easy, it's hard to really do.

There are many losers, and I am only one of them.

Ask who is the master of the ups and downs in the world, and I have nothing to do with it, and I can only hope to sigh.

That's it for this life, it's not that I don't want to change, it's really hard to change.

Who told me that I was born in a chicken coop and talked about phoenix nirvana.

Who told me to stand alone, without the support of nobles, when to talk about when to run.

Who called me stupid and talented, no matter how hard I tried, it would be in vain, what kind of foolish man moved mountains.

Who told me that I have a bad fate, I don't have a pair of wings, and I will soar into the sky when I talk about anything.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and what if I fail, success or failure is at my fingertips.

No matter how long you have to go, I will be happy and happy, and the wood of my hug will eventually wither.

What is the difference between Taishan Hongmao, I am small and calm, willing to be a green leaf and smile ordinary.

What a trivial matter, I have no worries about rain and rain, and I want to live another 10,000 years.

When the song ended, everyone laughed.

Melon-eating crowd 3: Although this song is not very good, it makes people listen to it, just like a hungry person who only has one breath left, lying on the street and asking for food, but this word is really fucking awesome, it really expresses the voice of our losers.

Melon-eating crowd four: classic, classic!

Di Buyi: Yes, I have decided, and I will make this song a song of failure in our ordinary world.

Liu Buchu: I am very happy that since then, an era that competes with successful universities, the ordinary world, has finally arrived.

The crowd applauded, cheered, and was in an uproar.

Liu Bang secretly screamed badly: It's not good, I wanted to fight poison with poison, but it backfired, how can this be good?

Liu Bang was silent, contemplating and pondering.