Chapter 7

The-stirring stick instructed a few minions to help the kitchen kill the cows and sheep. A small minion in the Juyi Hall strangled the chicken's neck, and the chicken's blood dripped into the three wine bowls side by side on the table, and the dog's head stood aside as the master of ceremonies. The-stirring stick first served a bowl of chicken blood wine, and then the also served the wine, and Wang Shi followed suit. At this time, the doghead sang loudly, "Swear!" The and Wang Shi listened to the stirring stick say a word, and then said a word. The oath is over. The-stirring stick drank the chicken blood wine in one gulp, and the and Wang Shi also drank it all. The dog head sang loudly again: "Incense!" and a little minion came over to the three of them, and handed each of them three sticks of incense. The shit-stirring stick held the incense high above his head and kowtowed three times to the statue of Guan Gong, and Wang Shi and the nigger also learned the example of the shit-stirring stick, bowed three times, and then inserted the incense into the incense burner.

The busy work is finally done. Wang Shi said: "The kitchen is very busy today, there is nothing to do, so I will go to the kitchen to cook!"

"Hahaha, go, go, go!" the-stirring stick smiled and waved his hand.

When Wang Shi arrived at the kitchen, he saw that everyone was killing chickens and cutting meat, the cattle and sheep had just been killed, and they had not yet been processed, and a few minions were cutting the belly of the cow. ”

"I don't come to the kitchen, but the dish you cook is for people? Wang Shi said, began to go to Zhang Luo, and ordered a minion to take Li San, Zhao Si, Wang Wu, Zhang Chengfu, thin monkey, buckteeth, and side eyes. All called to the kitchen to help. Big fish and big meat in the village, a big feast to celebrate three days. It's really a big bowl of wine and a big piece of meat, and it's only in the drunken country every day.

The doghead built a house next to the house where the lived, and told the minions to carry the earth and build the wall. The roof is densely bonded with wooden sticks, covered with thatch, and then covered with loess. Very sturdy. In the village, there are minions who can do carpentry, cut down trees to make beds, make wardrobes, etc., and create a set of tools. The house was built, and Wang Shi no longer lived in the kitchen and slept on the ground. On the first day of moving in, he was lying on the bed taking a nap, Zhang Chengfu hugged the quilt and clothes, made a bag with a big cloth on his head, came in from the outside, and threw the burden on the bed, Wang Shi was startled: "You are doing that!"

"You're good now, you're a third-in-command, and you have your own separate house to sleep in, and I'm going to move in with you. After Zhang Chengfu finished speaking, he sat down on a wooden stool at the door.

"Didn't you live well in the dormitory, how did you think that you were going to move in with me. Wang Shi got up from the bed impatiently, sat on the edge of the bed, and couldn't help yawning.

"What a fart! You don't know, those guys, in the dorm, hiccups, farts, grinding teeth, talking in their sleep. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I always make a lot of noise. Last night, Zhao Dahan, who slept next to me, slept until midnight and suddenly said in his sleep: Run, run, run, the officers and soldiers are coming! The officers and soldiers are coming! All the people in the dormitory got up from their beds, and they all looked at me and asked me, "Where are the officers and soldiers?" When I looked closely, Zhao Dahan: Where are you shouting, the officers and soldiers are coming. Bucktooth walked over and shook him awake, he looked at the group blankly, and asked, "Why don't you sleep, what are you doing sitting in the middle of the night?" ”

"It's funny!" Wang Shi said expressionlessly and complained: "I was so troubled by you at noon, and I couldn't sleep at noon." Okay, you sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the ground, cousin!"

"That can't let you sleep on the ground, it's too unsophisticated, let's sleep together. Zhang Chengfu said and blinked with a smile.

"What do you want! Don't even think about it! I'm not going to play that with you. Wang Shi said, got up, went to the teapot, poured a cup of tea, and handed it to Zhang Chengfu.

He suddenly whispered mysteriously: "Now there is a living next to me, so you have to be careful when you talk here in the future, so as not to have ears on the wall." Zhang Chengfu will understand.

When the two chatted until Shenpai, Wang Shi and Zhang Chengfu went to the kitchen one after another, and when they passed by the warehouse, they glanced at the arsenal, because the arsenal was next to the warehouse, and there was no one to guard it before, but there was a lock on the door. Since Wu Ren's theft of gold, the dog head has arranged two minions to stand guard at the door of the warehouse, although the arsenal is unmanned, but the guards of the warehouse can also see the arsenal.

Wang Shi has been paying attention to the arsenal recently, the last time in Longtougou, I saw a few minions using sleeve arrows, so I moved my mind, I want to get a pot of sleeve arrows to practice, but it is not easy to say, usually only the guards and patrol the village soldiers, will wear sleeve arrows, crossbows these hidden weapons, the rest of the minions do not go down the mountain, no emergency is not allowed to carry weapons, the reason why this is also because the cottage is full of outlaws, do not agree with the word, start to move, do not carry weapons to avoid many unnecessary casualties.

Both the-stirring stick and the brothers in the cottage knew that Wang Shi could not play with Hidden Arrows. So there will be no defense against him. If you can practice the Hidden Arrow quietly, take advantage of its unpreparedness, and use the Hidden Arrow to shoot at the throat of the-stirring stick, and you can surprise him as a result. It's just how to get it out of the arsenal.

When I walked through the warehouse, I laughed with the two guards and said, "It's hard for you to stand here every day." ”

"We are all in rotation, and we will be handed over immediately, and in the evening, someone else will take over. ”

Wang Shi walked down the steps of the warehouse and passed by the martial arts hall, saw Wu Ren looking this way, and saw Wang Shi and Zhang Chengfu coming down from the steps, so he pretended to practice boxing there. Wang Shi also pretended not to see it, and went straight to the kitchen with Zhang Chengfu, just outside the kitchen door, pushed the door open, but saw Wang Niuer lying on the kitchen floor with a wooden plank, laying a straw mat on it, and lying down to sleep.

"Get up, get ready to wash the potatoes and cook the potatoes and roast beef at night," Wang Shi said, going to the wall to take off the apron and put it on.

Wang Niu'er got up from the straw mat, rubbed his eyes, scratched his head, and yawned in his mouth. Zhang Chengfu said with a smile: "You don't sleep in the dormitory anymore." ”

"Anyway, now that Leader Zhang has a separate dormitory, I'll come to sleep in the kitchen, which is much cleaner than sleeping in the dormitory. At least I won't be woken up in the middle of the night by talking in my sleep. This is still the second, the most annoying thing is that there are a few bastards who always like to smoke leaf cigarettes in the dormitory, and the smell is really unbearable. As he spoke, he rolled up the straw mat and lifted the plank against the wall.

Wang Shi put the beef and potatoes into the pot together, and put oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and other seasonings. Cover the pot, Wang Niu'er lit a fire in the stove and put pine branches in it. After a while, the flame in the stove was blazing.

Wang Shidu walked to the door of the kitchen, at this time he saw the sky full of black pressure, black clouds all over, could not see the sunset of the colorful glow, a few harrier eagles in the mountain not far away hovering, standing on the gate of the village A few village soldiers, were blown by the howling wind and hurriedly used their hands to block the wind and sand in front of them.

Wang Shi thought about the yellow calendar in his heart, this is June, it should be the plum season, before his parents at this time, they were busy planting sweet potatoes, his father was wearing a coat and a hat, carrying a load of sweet potatoes on his shoulders, walking on the field that had just rained, his bare feet were covered with thin mud, his mother followed behind, carrying a small chisel, Wang Shi went to catch loaches and crabs in the stream next to him. Looking at the dark clouds in the sky, he fell into deep thoughts, and couldn't help but chant poetry: The rainy day in June is dusk,

Every household is busy.

Remembering my parents to be ancient,

Looking at his hometown from afar, he was full of tears.

"Brother, your hometown is there. Wang Niu'er, who was burning the fire on the side, looked at the fire and asked.

"In Zhangzhou City, you live very close to me," Zhang Chengfu was afraid that Wang Shi would say something and quickly picked up the words.

Wang Shizheng looked at the sky and sighed, but saw the walking to the middle of the playground, stretching out his hands to make a flying shape, and singing loudly: The wind is blowing, and the clouds are flying. Weijia Hai returned to his hometown. Homecoming!

Wang Shi came out of the kitchen door, walked towards the, the clothes on his body that were blown by the wind kept swinging, and he walked closer and said, "The black leader is good Yaxing, and he sings to the wind." ”

Seeing Wang Shi approaching, the rubbed his eyes with his clothes, "This wind is so strong, it blows sand into your eyes." ”

"How's the wound on your stomach, it still hurts. Wang Shi asked

"The wound has healed, thanks to Brother Zhang's careful treatment, otherwise my life would have been gone. Don't thank you for your kindness, if you can use me in the future, just say it, water and fire will not be avoided!"

Wang Shi hurriedly returned the salute with his fists: "The black leader is serious, the ancients said that doctors can only treat diseases, not lives." This time it's your own life, I'm just a little help, it's not worth anything. It's serious to say anything and not to repay it. ”

"What did my brother say, if it weren't for you, I would have lived until now!"

Wang Shi deliberately diverted the topic: "In this weather, the rainy season has arrived, and it has to rain for a long time." ”

The two were standing on the playground gossiping, and the dog head and the-stirring stick came from behind, and the-stirring stick said loudly: "You two are really in good spirits, the cool breeze in June is good." Hahahaha. ”

Before Wang Shi and the could speak, they just turned around and saluted the-stirring stick, and the dog head said: "You two usually like to compose poems, but today when you see the wind and clouds, when the mountain rain is coming, there is no good work to call for, hahaha!"

"The two of us have exhausted our thoughts for a while, and there are no good sentences, and the military advisor is so moved to ask, there must be good words in the chest, why not chant them and let us appreciate them. Wang Shi knew that the dog's head must have poetry in his chest, so he asked. And they pushed him to chant as he pleased.

"In that case, I will be ugly. "The dog's head looks up and recites poetry: The Wind and the Clouds Shu Heroes Club,

Qingmei got drunk in the wine village.

Riding the wind straight up to the nine heavens,

The leader of the army was shattered.

"The military advisor really made a good poem!" Wang Shi and the both complimented for a while. Only the-stirring stick laughed and didn't say anything. After a while, a few thunders in the distance, accompanied by a few lightnings, the sky got dark, usually at this time it is the sunset afterglow reflecting the colorful glow, and the red clouds are full of clouds like Shu brocade.

Then the rain was like beans, crackling on the roof, and the stream rushing out of the gate of the cottage was like a galloping sound! After dinner, he walked back to the back room along the eaves, and as soon as he entered, Wang Shi took a piece of cotton cloth from the wall and rubbed the water on his head. walked to the cabinet and poured two cups of tea, handed one to Zhang Chengfu, Zhang Chengfu took it and just rubbed his lips and put it next to the table. Wang Shi picked up the teacup and brought it to his mouth, and was about to drink it, when he suddenly smelled a faint fishy smell. Smell it carefully, this smell actually comes from the tea, and there is nothing unusual about the yellow tea when you look closely. I was wondering when I saw Zhang Chengfu lying down on the pillow, and as soon as he lay down, he screamed and sat up from the bed.

Wang Shi looked at Zhang Chengfu suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong." !”

I saw Zhang Chengfu grinning and pulling out a needle from the back of his head with his right hand. "What the fuck is this, I put a needle in my pillow, and I was lying on my back just now, and if I was on my side, the needle would go into my eyes or temples." Wang Shi took the needle from Zhang Chengfu's hand to take a closer look, this needle is the embroidery needle usually used to sew clothes, many people in the cottage have it, there is nothing special, carefully look at the remaining traces of blood on the needle, it has become black, "The needle is poisonous!" Wang Shi said nervously, sniffed with his nose, and could smell a trace of fishy smell, this fishy smell is only available to snakes. "There is snake venom in this needle and tea!"

Zhang Chengfu said in horror: "Fortunately, I wasn't thirsty just now and didn't drink tea", and after touching his head with his hand, a big bag had already swollen. "Oh no, Lao Tzu is going to die this time!" Zhang Chengfu cried with a sad face.

Wang Shi hurriedly stepped forward, used a small knife, burned it on the lamp, and then cut a small infusion in the place where the needle was pricked, at this time Zhang Chengfu could no longer feel the pain, and the skin in the place of the needle prick was numb and swollen high. Wang Shi sucked poisonous blood with his mouth, then spit in the spittoon, and rinsed his mouth with wine. After sucking a few mouthfuls of poisonous blood. Rinse your mouth with wine and spit it in a spittoon on the ground.

"I've already sucked the poisonous blood out for you just now, and I won't die for the time being. In the past, when I was studying, Mr. Zhao, a private school teacher, was proficient in treating snake bites. He cured the snakebite of the villagers, and I learned from him. Although your life is not in danger for the time being, before noon tomorrow, if you don't apply antidote and poison qi skills, your life will not be guaranteed. The poison was on the head. If I had done this on my legs, I could have waited a little longer. ”

"Then you talk about!, why don't you hurry up and put an antidote on me!" Zhang Chengfu urged anxiously

"It's not that I don't give you this medicine, it's just that this medicine is not available for the time being. Wang Shi looked helpless

"Where is that!" Zhang Chengfu asked as he looked at Wang Shiqiu

"Lobelia, scissors grass, can be picked by the ravine and stream, the only thing is still one thing: seven leaves and one flower. This herb is only available in Mopan Mountain and deep mountain pine forests. How to get it on this stormy night, if you wait until tomorrow morning, when you go to collect medicine, and when you come back, you will have to die tomorrow at dusk. In the rules of the mountains, you can't go into the mountains on rainy days, because there will be obstacles in the mountains and forests, and it is easy to get lost in the mountains and forests. Clothes can also get wet with water from the ferns in the pine forest. ”

"According to you, I'm not dead. Zhang Chengfu said that he was about to cry.

Wang Shi said, "Who called you my cousin", turned around and went out, called the thin monkey, bucktooth and side eye, and asked side eye to stay here to take care of Zhang Chengfu. Said to the fine monkey: "You and I will go to Mopan Mountain immediately, are you afraid?"

The thin monkey said: "It's not a good man who is afraid of death." ”

Wang Shi, Bucktooth and Monkey glanced at each other, put on a robe, wore a hat, and went to the kitchen to bring a jar of tung oil, with a few pine branches, wrapped some rags on it, soaked in tung oil, and carried a fire fold in his arms. Preparing to stop together, lighting torches on the oil lamp, carrying bamboo baskets, the three of them strode to the gate of the village, and the guards refused to let them go: "The king has always had an order, no one is allowed to leave the village without an order, and please ask Haihan, the third master!"

A few people were distinguishing from the minions guarding the door, the dog's head and the-stirring stick, coming out of the righteous hall, saw three torches at the door, took the hat from the door and put it on their heads. When he walked over and looked closer, he saw that it was Wang Shi and the three of them, and asked, "Brother Zhang is going out so late, is it raining again." ”

Wang Shi turned around and saw that it was the-stirring stick asking him, so he hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted, and said, "I don't know if it's the brother in the village, who put a needle in the pillow of my bed, and fed snake venom on it, I don't want my cousin to sleep on my bed these days, as soon as he lay down, the poisonous needle in the pillow pierced the back of his head, I have helped him treat the wound, but he urgently needs the herbs to detoxify, and he has to go to the pine forest of Mopan Mountain to pick." If you don't have the antidote before noon tomorrow, the snake venom will attack the heart, and there will be no help, so I am so anxious. To rush to Mopan Mountain. ”

The dog head said on the side: "There have always been many snakes near the cottage, and because there is a stream in the middle, there have been brothers who have been poisoned by snake bites in the past. If you say it early, you should usually pick some back and prepare, and use it in an emergency. ”

"That's what the military advisor said! It's also something we don't usually think of!" Wang Shi said

"In this case, Brother Zhang, go and come back quickly, I am sending two brothers to go with you, if you meet any tigers and leopards in the forest, there will be many helpers. After speaking, he called over two patrolling soldiers and followed Wang Shi all the way out of the village.

Braving the wind and rain in the dark night, galloping, the raindrops crackled on the hat, the rain flowed down the clothes, the banine shoes on the feet had been soaked with water, and every step made a pop, pop sound, the oil on the torch was burned halfway, and the oil tank was opened to refuel. After a few minutes of resting and hurrying forward, it was dark all around, a dead darkness, Wang Shi looked into the distance, his heart was lonely, the torch in his hand flashed with a dim light, illuminating the path under his feet, and the rain was still falling. Sweat on his face mixed with some rain soaked his clothes. When I walked to Yin, I arrived at the pass of Mopan Mountain. The village is down the main road, and you can enter the forest from the path on the right. Wang Shi stopped, wiped the sweat on his face, looked back at everyone, and their faces were steaming one by one, "Why don't you rest here for a while, enter the mountain from this path, this rainy night, the forest is very foggy, so everyone can't walk around, follow me, don't be alone." I would carve arrow marks with a knife on the pine trees that went in. You won't get lost after a while. But don't be left alone. ”

After the instructions, I rested for a while, I walked too hot just now, but now my body is cold, a gust of wind blows, I can't help but shiver a little, the wet clothes on my body are wrapped, and I feel that the whole person seems to be soaked in ice water, and I walk along the path into the mountain, and I am looking for it on the ground with a torch while walking, and I have been turning around in the mountains and forests for half an hour, and everyone is impatient. The thin monkey said: "Brother Zhang, is there any, are you sure there is the medicine you are looking for here?" ”

Wang Shidao: "You are all tired of walking, just wait for me here, I am walking around the forest, anyway, you don't know this herb with you." Wang Shi said as he continued to search for the depths of the forest.

The legs and feet of the thin monkey group were numb, Wang Shi said this, and they all sat down on the spot, anyway, their bodies were already soaked, so they rested on a stone by the tree.

Wang Shi searched for a long time in the erection tree, and finally under a big pine tree, he saw what he was looking for: a seven-leaf flower, and then found a lot of them nearby, and put torches on the ground, took them from the basket and chiseled them, and picked half a basket. At this time, I heard a few strange screams, I don't know what the sound was, I looked up, and the dim light of the torches on the ground was not far away, and the forest was dark all around, and white mist filled the surroundings. A fear hit his heart, only to feel a chill on his back, and he couldn't help complaining to himself, Wang Shi, Wang Shi, you came up the mountain to kill the bandits, and now you came to help the bandits collect medicine, now it's okay, he quickly went to the ground and picked up the torch, took it in his hand, and walked back with courage, looking at the ridge, the light of the torches of the fine monkeys, all the way out of the pine forest along the mark on the pine tree.

The fine monkey saw Wang Shi coming back with a basket, "Have you picked up the medicine?"

"It's been picked! Brothers who have walked so far have traveled so far, hurry back. "As he spoke, he strode back. When I walked to the end of the day, that is, when it was close to ten o'clock at nine o'clock in the morning, I rushed back to the cottage, I didn't care about being tired, I went to the ditch to pick the lobelia scissors, smashed them together, put the medicine on Zhang Chengfu, and decocted the medicine for internal use to clear the heart and detoxify. Give it to him. The head of the mountain gradually became swollen.

Zhang Chengfu lay on his side with his face sideways, watching Wang Shi change his wet clothes and rub his body with a cotton cloth, "Brother has worked hard for you." Brother is here to thank you!"

"You have to thank me so much this time, but Lao Tzu is tired to death, not only tired, but also very dangerous. ”

"You deserve to be tired, this poisonous needle is obviously someone else put in the pillow to plot against you, but I helped you suffer this needle. Fortunately, it's me, if you suffer this yourself, who will help you collect medicine. None of us know herbs. You're dead. ”

"You, the person who helped you heal your injuries, don't thank me. I knew that Lao Tzu would not treat you. Hahaha!" Wang Shi listened to Zhang Chengfu's words, and then recalled that when he came out of the house in the afternoon, he saw Wu Ren, a bastard, pretending to practice boxing in the martial arts hall. This time it almost killed him.

Zhang Chengfu has been lying in bed for more than ten days, and he is slowly getting better, these days, it rains every day. It went on for half a month. The sky is finally clearing.

Early in the morning, the black ghost went out from the gate with four or five minions carrying bamboo baskets, and Wang Shi saw it and stepped forward to stop: "Big brother Hei, where are you going?" ”

The turned around and said, "New bamboo shoots have come out in the bamboo forest down the mountain, I will take a few brothers to pick some and come back, and make bamboo shoot chicken at night, and if you can't eat it, you can dry the bamboo shoots." There are also many mushrooms in the bamboo forest, and the taste is particularly delicious. Do you want to go along? ”

"Okay, I'm just thinking about going out for a walk, it's been raining for half a month, and it's rare to have a sunny day today. Saying that, he went out of the village gate and followed the and his party from the south path to the bottom of the ravine, under the ravine is a large bamboo forest, after the rain and the sky is clear, the mountain reflected by the long-lost sun is exceptionally clear, there is no dust in the turquoise green, everything is brand new, the took a hoe with five or six minions, dug the newly unearthed bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest, and then put it in the bamboo basket Wang Shi walked into the bamboo forest, and watched in all directions. I saw a lot of white mushrooms and picked a big basket. I walked to the pine forest above the bamboo forest and saw some pine mushrooms. It is cinnabar colored and smells fragrant, which is: September incense, this pine mushroom is not poisonous, and it is the best delicious mushroom in the pine forest. Wang Shi also picked it and threw it into the basket, and was looking around, but he saw a large clump of black mushrooms growing under the pine tree a few meters away, and when he looked closer, he recognized it. It turned out to be: slippery head mushroom.

After eating this mushroom, it will make people have diarrhea. If you eat too much, you will have diarrhea and die. Wang Shi couldn't help but smile when he looked at these mushrooms, hehe sneered twice, stepped forward and picked the slippery head mushrooms and hid them in his pants, and the leggings were wrapped under the pants so that these slippery head mushrooms would not fall out in the pants.

Coming down from the mountain, sitting by the stream and watching the dig bamboo shoots, at this time they had dug up several baskets, and the also stopped, came out of the bamboo forest and walked to Wang Shi, reached out to pick up a few mushrooms in the basket and smelled them, "These mushrooms are so fragrant! You have picked a lot." ”

"There are many of these in this mountain: September fragrant, used to stew chicken, the most beautiful taste,"

"Then why don't you pick more," the said, standing up and looking at the forest

"I'm still busy going back to making lunch, so I'll have time to pick mushrooms. I see that Wu Ren is quite idle all day, so it is better for you to arrange for him to pick mushrooms. Wang Shi tilted his head and sat on the stone next to him and said

"Aren't you afraid that he will go to the mountains to get some poisonous insects to harm you?" the looked back at Wang Shi suspiciously

"He is critical, and he can't prevent it, and life and death depend on his fate. Wang Shi heard the say this, and he was happy in his heart, Wu Ren's impression of liking to poison people is estimated to have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"You're right, but Wu Ren is daring to harm you, and Lao Tzu slashed him. As he spoke, he saw that the baskets were full, and took everyone back to the cottage with bamboo shoots. Tell the minions to pick the bamboo shoots to the kitchen, peel off the bamboo shoot shells, and then come out. Wang Shi put the cleaned bamboo shoots into an iron pot, soaked them with boiling water, put some of them in a dustpan, dried the bamboo shoots, and left some noon beef.

When I went to the pantry, when I got the meat, I quietly untied the leggings, took the slippery head mushroom out of my pants, and hid it under the sack.

After lunch, the called Wu Ren and instructed: "Now that the weather has just cleared, there are a lot of pine mushrooms growing in the mountains and forests. Do you know: September incense?"

"September incense, how can I not know, I also went to the mountains and forests to pick a lot last year, it has rained for so long, and I want to go out for a walk when I stay in the cottage, so I will go. Wu Ren was about to go to the kitchen to get a bamboo basket as he spoke. The stopped again and said, "Don't go to the mountains to pick some poisonous mushrooms and come back, or get some poisonous insects to harm people, if I know, don't blame me for turning my face!"

"Black Chief, look at what you are talking about, when did I hurt someone. I cured the king's back sore. Wu Ren distinguished.

"Don't think I don't know, you did it last time Zhang Chengfu was pricked with a poisonous needle in his head. The said angrily

Wu Ren didn't speak, walked straight to the kitchen, took a bamboo basket, and Wang Niu'er lay on the straw mat to take a nap by himself. Seeing Wu Ren coming in, he just glanced at him, closed his eyes again, turned over to the side, and turned his face inside. "Bring the door when you go out!". ”

Wu Ren picked up the bamboo basket and raised it as if he wanted to smash it, then made a grimace at it, and whispered, "The villain has a will!" Wang Niu'er was startled, "You can't be light!"

Wu Ren took the bamboo basket, went out of the village, went for two hours, and came back with a bamboo basket full of pine mushrooms when it was time to apply for the card, put the pine mushrooms in the kitchen, and left.

Wang Shi was washing the pot in the kitchen at this time, and saw Wu Ren put down the bamboo basket and went out.

looked at Wang Niu'er, who was peeling garlic on the side, and said, "You go and ask the king, Wu Ren picked so many pine mushrooms tonight, so let's make a pine mushroom stewed chicken, okay." Come back soon after asking, there is still so much work to do. ”,

Wang Niu'er threw the garlic on the ground and said impatiently, "Yes, Lao Tzu will ask!" "I've never asked what to eat before," Wang Niu'er said in a low voice as she walked.

After Wang Shi opened Wang Niu'er, he carried the bamboo basket to the storage room, took out the slippery head mushrooms hidden under the sack, and mixed them in it. I move the bamboo basket back to the kitchen and put it in its place. Wang Niu'er came back and walked into the kitchen and said, "The-stirring stick said, I want it." After saying that, he squatted on the ground and began to peel garlic.

Wang Shi instructed: "Don't peel the garlic first, hurry up and wash the pine mushrooms in the basket first, and carefully pick them to see if there are any poisonous mushrooms mixed in it." When I'm done and put it in the cauldron, I'm going to kill a few chickens. After saying that, he came out of the kitchen, turned around and went to the chicken coop by the sheepfold behind him to catch chickens to kill, and then took them to the stream to wash them. When he came back, Wang Niu'er had already put all the pine mushrooms in the big iron pot, and Wang Shi chopped the chicken into small pieces and put it in the pot, and put oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and seasonings. Cover the pot with a lid, and Wang Niuer burns the fire in front of the stove.

After simmering for an hour, look at the almost, the house is full of the smell of mushroom chicken, can't help but make people salivate, Wang Shi scooped a bucket, packed the food, let Wang Niu'er carry it to the-stirring stick and the military advisor, the They sent it, and he scooped the rest with a bucket, mentioned it to the restaurant, and then moved the porridge and nest head to the restaurant with buckets one after another. The minions had a great appetite, and the two buckets of mushroom chicken were swept away. Everyone also complained that they didn't have enough to eat. In order not to arouse the suspicion of others, Wang Shi scooped a bowl of soup and ate it here.

When the monkey saw it, he said, "Brother Zhang, you gave us all the chickens to eat, but you can only drink a bowl of soup yourself." ”

Everyone said: "He is a cook, and he eats a lot in the kitchen, so he must have eaten enough just now, so he doesn't eat meat now, and only drinks soup." Hahahaha!" everyone laughed.

Zhang Chengfu also coaxed: "I think it's that he is such a ghost elf, I'm afraid he eats more than anyone else." Hahaha!"

After eating, I finished cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, after half an hour, it was dark, the two cauldrons at the entrance of the village were full of tung oil, and the little minions lit the wick, and the shining playground was bright at the gate of the village. It didn't take long for all the minions,-stirring sticks and dog heads, all of them ran to the toilet behind the mountain, and Wang Shi also began to gurgle in his stomach for a while. It seemed that there was a snake scurrying around in the stomach, and it hurt for a while, and I hurriedly ran to the toilet behind me. When I came to see it, there was already a long line, all of them bent over one by one, covering their stomachs with their hands.

"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore!" a few minions kept urging. I saw Zhang Chengfu coming out of the toilet, and the people in line behind him immediately went in. But Zhang Chengfu hadn't taken two steps when he came out, and he wanted to turn around and go in, but the rest of the people in the queue stopped him and said, "I've come out and line up at the back." ”

The most fatal thing is the soldiers guarding the walled gate, and no one is allowed to leave the walled gate without replacing them. Standing on it, the face of the pain in the stomach was distorted, and suddenly a minions poofed, and I couldn't help it, pulling it in the crotch of my pants, and a foul smell came out, burrowing into the nostrils of several minions next to me. Everyone couldn't help but cover their noses and said, "It stinks!"

Everyone in the cottage pulled from night to morning, and all of them seemed to be worn out. I didn't sleep all night. Bucktooth and Bian Yan were on duty in the morning, exhausted and softly walked to the gate of the village to take over, as soon as they walked up to the gatehouse, they saw more than a dozen people on the gatehouse, all standing expressionlessly, Bucktooth asked curiously: "You didn't go to the toilet last night, how did you come." Look at you all like no one. ”

One of the men said, "It's all over the crotch!" and as he shoved the spear into his bucktooth hand, he walked down the gatehouse, and a foul smell wafted into his nose as he passed. That's when Bucktooth understood what he meant.

After breakfast in the morning, the stirring stick ordered the dog baby to knock on the assembly gong, and the stirring stick ate a bowl of porridge in the morning, so that the stomach would not hurt, ** It was still hot. Everyone gathered in the playground and lined up, and the dog head finished the roll call.

Standing in the middle of the high platform of the playground, wearing a black silk robe, a cowhide belt around his waist, a soft scarf, and a sallow face, standing behind him was a dog's head, a stood under his right hand, and Wang Shi stood under his left hand.

"Third brother, everyone in the cottage had diarrhea last night, and they were all about to die, but you made this meal, you can explain it to everyone. After saying that, the-stirring stick looked up at the people on the playground.

Wang Shi took a step forward, clasped his fists and saluted, and said sideways: "In my opinion, everyone only appeared after eating mushroom stewed chicken, according to my analysis and understanding of mushrooms, it must be that the mushrooms are mixed with slippery head mushrooms." Eating this mushroom can cause severe diarrhea. ”

"Where did this mushroom come from?" asked the-stirring stick

Wang Shi didn't speak, and the nigger standing next to him said: "I just said don't let Wu Ren pick mushrooms, you don't listen, it must be that this son of a bitch, deliberately picked poisonous mushrooms to mix in it." ”

The-stirring stick asked, "Third brother, this mushroom was brought by Wu Ren." ”

"It's indeed Wu Ren's picking!" replied Wang Shi

The-stirring stick said angrily: "This rabbit cub likes to hurt people! ”

Several soldiers stepped forward to knock over Wu Ren, tied them into a rice dumpling with a hemp rope, and said while tying them: "You kid caused us to pull the ** out of the fire." ”

"I really didn't pick poisonous mushrooms, this is Brother Zhang Ying taking the opportunity to harm me. Wu Ren kept distinguishing. Several soldiers escorted Wu Ren over and threw him in front of the-stirring stick. Wu Ren said: "King, don't fall for Brother Zhang Ying's tricks, I really didn't pick poisonous mushrooms." ”

The-stirring stick pointed at it and said: "If others harm you, it's a good thing that you don't harm others, but now you say that others hurt you." ”

Wang Shi pretended to complain: "It was also my carelessness for a while, I didn't personally select the mushrooms, at that time I asked Wang Niu'er to pick and choose the mushrooms and put them in the pot, maybe he didn't know the poisonous mushrooms, so this happened, fortunately, the amount of poisonous mushrooms is not large." If the amount is large, the big guys will have to be pulled to death. ”

I heard that Wang Niu'er had personally inspected the mushrooms. Because he was his confidant, the mushrooms were still put in the pot by him, and he thought that this matter had nothing to do with Wang Shi. He called Wang Niu'er to the front and asked, "Let you choose mushrooms, why are poisonous mushrooms mixed in it?" ”

Wang Niu'er replied tremblingly: "I was busy peeling garlic at the time, and the time was tight, so I didn't look at it, Wu Ren had also picked mushrooms before, and he knew poisonous mushrooms, so he wouldn't pick them wrong." So I didn't look closely, and put all the ancient brains into the pot. ”

The-stirring stick said angrily: "Drag Wu Ren down and cut it, Wang Niu'er will beat him with fifty sticks!"

The dog head stepped forward from behind and hurriedly stopped, "My lord! ”

The dog head also knew that if this matter was not explained to everyone, it would be difficult to calm the anger of the public, so he said: "Wu Ren is also confused and made mistakes for a while, and the crime will not lead to death." I just think it's a few hits, to see the after-effects, and if you make a mistake, you will not be forgiven. ”

After hearing this, the-stirring stick changed his tone and said, "Then according to the will of the military advisor, drag Wu Ren down and beat him fifty hard." Wang Niu'er beat ten sticks, don't worry about doing things in the future, be careful of your head!"

After five or six days of cultivation, everyone finally recovered their bodies. After this incident, the shit-stirring stick ordered the cottage to eat mushrooms after the order, and the violator was beheaded, Wu Ren was beaten with fifty sticks, and his buttocks were beaten by the jujube sticks to the point of flesh and blood, why use the jujube sticks as torture sticks, just because this kind of jujube wood growing on the mountain stone is born with hard wood and heavy texture, and it only grows to the thickness of a wine glass in fifty or sixty years. Hit with this stick on the body like an iron rod.

It was June, and it was very hot, and if you were so badly wounded, if you didn't heal it, you would inevitably get infected and suppurated.

It was not good to open his mouth to find Wang Shi to treat his injuries, so he kept dragging it, and gradually the wound became infected and suppurated, and he was lying on the bed dying. The dog head came to take a look, and when he saw such a scene, he called Wang Shi and gave Wu Ren medicine. The dog head is trying to win people's hearts and develop Wu Ren into his confidant, which can also balance Wang Shi. So the dog head didn't want to see Wu Ren die.

On this day, after breakfast, the-stirring stick was discussing with the dog-headed where to loot in the righteous hall, and a minion outside the door ran in: "Report to the king, five miles away on the north road, a team of people came over, beating gongs and drums and coming to the cottage, it is estimated that there are more than 30 people, and more than a dozen sheep and two cows are driving, and ten men are carrying burdens behind." I don't know what it does. ”

The-stirring stick looked at the dog head next to him and said, "Strategist, what do you see these people are for?" ”

"Hurry up and investigate, what's the situation hurry up and report" The dog head instructed the minions who reported the news, and the minions turned around and went out again.

The got up and said, "Big brother, I'll take a dozen brothers out to see what these people are. ”

The-stirring stick said: "There is Brother Lao Xian!"

The turned around and lifted the Willow Leaf Wind Splash Knife, and beckoned a dozen minions with knives and guns. I opened the gate of the village and went up to the north mountain path.