Chapter 37, Lao Tzu has never seen a donkey

The words say:

Long streamer, long road, over the west wind of the wild goose. The frozen plum is stunning, showing off this flower alone. I am afraid that the heart of the sky is cold and warm, and it is not bitter, and the snow is dark and cold. The beauties go, the group dares to dare, and the noisy garden is red.

It's all empty. How many things, exhausted, nowhere to be found. Everything is passing by, gathering and scattering in a hurry. Even if it is a lover's handsome eyes, he will eventually see it all, and he will be old. The gods are good, jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements.

β€”β€”Proposed "Man Tingfang".

"How do I get back?"

- Liu Hai also thought about this question, but he didn't think about it deeply, because all he thought about in his head was cultivation, especially the matter of injecting the Five Elements Exercises into the internal Five Elements and Five Organs and cells.

Ye Yuehui obviously thought about this very maturely, and only listened to her say:

"I've been going outside a lot lately, and I found an ancient teleportation array buried underground in a hidden place in Huashan, which is where an exit from the ancient teleportation array is, and I guess the reason why we got here is because this is also an exit from the teleportation array-

It is equivalent to the middle station on the way, but it is not the terminal station we want to go to, so we will travel to this Jade Emperor Heaven Earth Chinese world.

However, although the teleportation array is slightly crippled and the energy is insufficient, it cannot teleport us to a higher-level world to cultivate, but along the space-time tunnel when we came, we should be able to return to the original world by reversing the teleportation formation. ”

- In fact, Liu Hai ignored a treasure, that is, the Five Elements Bead, which is self-contained and growing, and will eventually grow into a self-contained Five Elements World!

If you use this bead, you can easily break through the space boundary wall and go to a higher level world, of course, you can easily return to your hometown, and even if you want to come back to this Jade Emperor Heaven Earth World in the future, it will be easy.

If it weren't for the magic of the Five Elements Bead, his master, the white-clothed Xiangshi, would not have been willing to pay the price of his life for refining this treasure, and the dervishes would also not support the white-clothed Xiangshi in refining this treasure.

Now that the Five Elements Bead is in the hands of Liu Hai, Liu Hai, as the owner of the magic weapon, has never understood the functions of the magic weapon of the Five Elements Bead, and Ye Yuehui is naturally even more unaware!

The two of them have been trapped and lingered in this earth world for several years, and today Yuehui said that Liu Hai must go back to his hometown to cut off the causal connection with the past and clear all possible obstacles for his future cultivation.

The years of cultivating immortals are endless, and if you want to reach the realm of a Taoist master, you are naturally not in a hurry, and Liu Hai has obviously opened up a new path of cultivation, although it is said that it has not completely succeeded yet, there is no need to rush.

Liu Hai couldn't help but say to Ye Yuehui: "Senior sister, how can I cut off the causal connection with the past when I go back?"

Ye Yuehui said with a smile: "It is difficult to have perfection in the world, and people's hearts always hope for perfection; if there is a deficiency in life, then it will inevitably lead to a regret of deficiency in people's hearts; usually, this deficiency may not have much impact on cultivation, but if it is at the juncture of the tribulation, it is very likely that because of this deficiency, it will cause the mind to lose control, go mad, or under the catastrophe, the body will die, and the ashes will be destroyed!"

When Liu Hai heard this, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Senior sister, what are the shortcomings or regrets in my heart? I remember that time when I was on the Longzui Stone, there was no such thing as the loss of mind you said." ”

Ye Yuehui smiled: "Didn't I tell you just now, I just haven't crossed the Tribulation of the Daoist Master, in order to have some thoughts and concerns in my heart, for three hundred years, my thoughts have become more and more prosperous, so I'm afraid that this kind of thinking will affect my Tribulation-

Fortunately, this is also in a low-level world, if it is in a higher-level world, I can't suppress the realm even if I want to, so I have to go over!"

"According to what you say, if you don't think about it, don't you think about it, can you succeed in crossing the tribulation?"

"If you can really forget everything, then it will naturally not be affected by your state of mind, but it also does not guarantee the success of the tribulation, and there are many factors that affect the success of the tribulation. ”

"I can cross the catastrophe without thinking about anything. ”

Ye Yuehui heard this, and laughed crisply: "What, you have only survived a few heavenly tribulations now? Haven't you heard someone say such a truth, all laws are empty, cause and effect are not empty! Could it be that all cause and effect have been cut off in your body now?"

Liu Hai smiled: "How do I know that I am here, and now I have completely cut off cause and effect?"

As the saying goes, 'mortals value fruits, and cultivators fear causes'; the word cause and effect is difficult to escape from both mortals and immortal cultivators. However, ordinary people who create causes and effects do not know it, while immortal cultivators attach importance to causes and reduce them as much as possible.

I once heard my father say that an immortal cultivator, unless he has cultivated to the Holy Dao, can he get out of the control of cause and effect and not suffer from the tribulation of advancement;

Liu Hai was surprised: "What is the Heavenly Dao Constant Tribulation?"

"I don't know the specifics, but I've heard that it seems that every time how many years and how many epochs have passed, a Holy Dao Immortal has to cross a tribulation, and this kind of heavenly tribulation is the 'Heavenly Dao Constant Tribulation'. ”

Speaking of this, Ye Yuehui said seriously and seriously: "I think it's better for you to go back to your hometown, otherwise, those causal connections can't be severed, and you won't be afraid of the catastrophe when your cultivation is low." Once the cultivation is high, it is not good to have trouble during the tribulation!"

Liu Hai nodded immediately: "Senior sister is reasonable, I listen to you, just go back to my hometown for a trip - I'm actually a little homesick." ”

So the two agreed on the same thing, and they were ready to go against time and space.

To make a long story short, Yuehui naturally entered the Immortal Mansion Quiet Room, and this golden Immortal Mansion turned into an ornament and was carried by Liu Hai.

When Liu Hai stepped into the teleportation array, according to what Ye Yuehui said, it started in reverse, and naturally, the person moved in the opposite direction when he first came, but after a few breaths, a white light flashed, and Liu Hai appeared in another world-

This is the extreme south, where Bang Hai originally ascended the high platform and teleported away, and now he has been teleported back!

However, when the world turned around, it had been eight years.

At the beginning, it took more than three years for Liu Hai to break through the innate extreme and enter the golden body realm, and now it has been eight years, although his strength has reached the middle stage of the golden body realm and achieved the virtual and real body, but in comparison, this speed seems to have slowed down.

In fact, both Liu Hai and Ye Yuehui knew that Liu Hai's cultivation speed was not only not slow, but terrifyingly fast!

How many amazing and brilliant people in the world, it takes a long time to take a small step up, not to mention the realm of cultivating immortals, the more difficult it is to improve later?

Those powerful Venerables, which one of them has not cultivated for endless years? Liu Hai has even realized a new method, injecting the Five Elements Gong into the cells of the body to run automatically, and the current realm may be one level lower, but in terms of strength, it surpasses those who are one level higher than himself. Those in the same realm are pressed and beaten under bangs, which is enough to make bangs proud.

With pride and longing in his heart, Liu Hai gently walked off the high platform, at this time, he did not have a sense of being closer to his hometown, but he was more close to his hometown!

From the extreme south to the north, Liu Hai stepped on the white clouds, was in the sky, and rushed to the small village of Niushan in the Black Stone Mountain.

In terms of speed, it is several times faster now than it was eight years ago. At the beginning, it took only half the time to rush for a few days, and in the distance, Qingshui City came into view, and in the next breath, Liu Hai landed on Niu Mountain and came to the entrance of the village.

Today's sentinels at the entrance of the village are Zhang Nanfeng and Liu Yigong, and when they saw Liu Hai appear, they were stunned at first, but when they took a closer look, they were overjoyed!

The next moment, the news of "Bang Hai is back" quickly spread throughout the village, and the men, women and children in the village all ran to the west of the village to greet them!

Looking at the welcome of the whole village, Liu Hai's eyes couldn't help but be wet.

Who said that immortal cultivators forget their feelings? Bangs are not. On the contrary, Liu Hai attaches great importance to love and righteousness, he was born in this small mountain village, where the simple customs and strong human touch have cultivated Liu Hai's affectionate and righteous character.

The villagers went home with bangs, and Liu Laoqi and his wife were already overjoyed when they heard that their son was back.

How can you not miss it after eight years of not seeing each other? The husband and wife hurried here, and halfway to the village, they saw that their son's body was already taller than his parents! Aren't those eyebrows exactly what they looked like eight years ago?

Who's raising a son, who remembers it well!

The "Liu Hai Jue" handed down by Liu Hai is now practiced by the whole village, just like Liu Hai practiced Tai Chi in Huashan people in the Jade Emperor Heaven and Earth World, regardless of gender, old and young, everyone plays it.

Cultivating bangs has a great impact on the villagers:

The elderly prolong their lives, such as the three village elders, who are in good spirits, as if they want to rejuvenate themselves! The middle-aged people have strengthened their bodies, their attack skills have improved, and the hunting gains of the hunter team have doubled! Among the young people, especially the teenagers who were taught by Liu Hai at the beginning, some of them have really approached the peak of the acquired realm.

It can be said that everyone in the village is stained with bangs! Naturally, the whole village is also chattering about bangs, and they are always looking forward to the return of bangs.

Of course, in Qingshui City, there is also a girl's family, who is also missing bangs. It is said that she hasn't really seen the face of bangs yet, but she can't help it, she can't miss it.

If you want to ask who has the loudest name in Qingshui City now, it is definitely not the city lord, but Liu Hai! The name of Liu Hai is too loud, it is the "little godmaster" of Niushan in the north of the city!

Look at the young children of Niushan Village, who have recently won a series of victories in the young children's competition in Qingshui City, and when you inquire, they are all taught by Liu Hai!

These young disciples are in the limelight, and naturally even the small village with the three surnames of Niushan is also famous, so the name of Liu Hai's little godmaster is also loud.

Liu Hai has become the idol of teenagers in Qingshui City in recent years, and even when people mention Niushan Sanshi Village, they are embarrassed, and they all call Liu Hai that village, and they are almost about to change the name of the village to "Liu Hai Village".

The girl who misses bangs in Qingshui City is not in the deep boudoir, on the contrary, she often walks through the second door and goes out of the gate, and when she hears the name of bangs ringing up day by day, it makes her heart move and miss her heart-

She is none other than Liu Hai's doll parent, Li Ziqing, the daughter of Li's "father".

Li Ziqing is now a nineteen-year-old girl - people of the same age, some have been married for one or two years, but Li Ziqing is still Yunying unmarried.

After all, in this city, it is common for girls to marry at the age of fifteen or sixteen, but it has become an abnormal thing for girls to marry at the age of seventeen or eighteen.

Although some people congratulated Li "Father" of Liu Hai and said that he had found a good son-in-law, this son-in-law has not seen a personal shadow all the year round, which also makes Li Ziqing happy and embarrassed.

Li Benzhong and his wife are also very anxious for their daughter, in the past eight years, Li Benzhong has not run to Liu Hai's house, and he always does not see his son-in-law, and he feels uncomfortable, and the old couple naturally feels that they can't live with their in-laws.

Now the bangs are back!

When the villagers dispersed and Liu Hai's family of three sat together, the old couple started talking, "The female dolls are eighteen or nineteen years old, and they can't delay others anymore", what "we must get married as soon as possible", the old couple gave Liu Hai an "ideological and political lesson", which was also a wild bombardment.

Ideological and political class is a term that Liu Hai learned in the earth world, and it is also used here. Liu Hai didn't answer anything, only took off an ornament on his body, and without knowing what he did, he saw a stunning beauty that stunned the old couple in front of the second elder.

"Abba and Grandma, this is my Taoist companion Ye Yuehui. I came back this time in order to cut off the cause and effect and cultivate with peace of mind, and among the things I have to deal with, I naturally include the matter of quitting the baby kiss!" Liu Haikou was resolute.

"What? What!" The old man was furious: "It's against you, a rabbit cub!" Lao Tzu ordered you a baby kiss, and you quietly found another one, do you want to be angry with your Lao Tzu? What is a 'Taoist couple'? Lao Tzu has never seen a Taoist donkey, and he has only seen a soil horse in his life!"

This scolding, sandwiched seven and eight, made the bangs speechless, although he is a fairy, but this Abba is also kissing.

It was Ye Yuehui who recognized these two, one was her father-in-law and the other was her mother-in-law, and she immediately spoke softly and persuaded gently.

As for the old girl, when she saw Ye Yuehui looking handsome, she spoke softly, and her mind moved quickly, and she thought to herself, "Oh, then let our Hai'er marry two daughters-in-law! I see that one is not bad, this one is also very good! It's not impossible to marry two daughters-in-law, anyway, I'm a grandmother who wishes I wanted both."

Not to mention that the old girl was full of beautiful things in her heart, only to say that the old girl, he scolded the bangs angrily, scolded the bangs so much that he couldn't make a sound, looked at his son in his eyes, and didn't know what he thought of in his heart, so he got up and went out.

The only thing left in the room was the mother and daughter talking.

The old girl softened her tone and said tactfully, "Children, I'll get you something to eat!"

Liu Hai smiled: "Yuehui, you go to Zhang Luo to order something to eat, so that Abba and Grandma can taste fresh!"

Ye Yuehui smiled and said, "It's okay, Grandma, you wait, please taste my cooking skills in a while!"

The old girl loved to hear this, and she was so happy that she couldn't say it. I saw that her eyes were going to squint, look at her son, happy! Look at this Yuehui girl, it's still one word, happy!

Liu Hai asked Ye Yuehui to cook, with Ye Yuehui's cooking skills, even if this meal can't make the parents change their minds, it can definitely shorten the distance and let them accept this daughter-in-law emotionally.

Eight years have passed, and today's bangs, although they are only twenty years old, are already quite emotionally intelligent.

Ye Yuehui, if she wanted to show her cooking skills, she naturally went to the Immortal Mansion to take out the ingredients.

took out the ingredients and condiments, and Ye Yuehui showed her skills - she and Liu Hai had the same mind, and they wanted to win the "hearts of the people" and win the favor of the old girl!

Ye Yuehui easily made four cold dishes, four hot stir-fries, four large roasted vegetables, plus a pot of seaweed egg soup, as well as crystal buns and crystal dumplings from Huashan Town. These delicacies only make the old girl's eyes look straight - unheard of, unseen!

The four cold dishes are preserved egg tofu, ginger vinegar drunken shrimp, five-spice dried shreds, and garlic belly slices; the four stir-fried dishes are slippery fish fillets, fried kidney flowers, shredded chicken spicy skin, and bamboo shoots with sliced liver tips; and the four large roasted dishes are braised lion's head, chopped pepper fish head, eight treasures gathered, and braised pork in a large bowl. A table of food is full of color, fragrance and taste.

Usually, Ye Yuehui cooks these meals, not as many as they are, and the amount of each dish is small, and it doesn't take long. This time, it was also she who understood the painstaking work of the bangs, and it took nearly an hour of hard work before and after deliberately doing it, and she really "bought" the mother-in-law steadily first.

The meal was ready, and I waited for the old man to come back to eat, but I didn't see anyone left, and the old girl was anxious: "Old thing, where did you go to find the head soul when you died?!"

About an hour later, the old man returned!

But although he waited for the old man to come back, he didn't come back alone.

It turned out that the old man left home in a rage, and quickly went into the city to find Li Benzhong's house, brought Li Benzhong and Li Ziqing back home, and looked for bangs to force marriage!

Li Benzhong's son Li Ziqiang saw that his old uncle had taken his parents and sister away, and he didn't know why, so he also followed-

At this moment, the old man's house was lively.

When the old man entered the door, he shouted loudly in a straight voice: Little rabbit cub with no conscience, come out to meet your father and grandmother!

Looking at this situation, Ye Yuehui smiled, and said in her ear: "Your daughter-in-law is here, leave a way for others to go." "She's not jealous at all.

Li Benzhong pulled the old man straight and said: "The child has just arrived home, don't be so fierce to him." ”

In fact, Li Ben is also very uncomfortable in the center, and the old man's posture is not to tell himself that the child Liu Hai is unwilling to have his daughter.

How does Li Benzhong think that his daughter is neither ugly nor stupid, smart and clever;

I've been waiting for your bangs for so many years, how can you turn your bangs and not admit it! But yo, he doesn't admit his bangs, I can't be angry yet, I have to work hard to make this son-in-law change his mind, I can't poke it to the end with a rod and completely mess things up!