Chapter 15: (3) The mantis arm is used as a car
15-14 At the foot of the peakless mountain Outside the day
The drizzle is moistening the world, and success or failure will come as scheduled.
Under the peak, there is a plaque that reads the rules for the finals of the success or failure conference.
The four melon-eating people, one holding two watermelons and carrying a big spoon, couldn't wait to read it out in public and explain it.
Eating melons crowd one: success or failure will be divided into two factions, success school and failure school, only success and failure, can fight, if there is a faction of people to fight to the end, then, other people of the same faction can only stand by and watch, and there is no chance to play. Therefore, no matter what faction you are in, if you want to become the final winner, you must not only know how to maintain physical strength and recuperate, but also know how to judge the situation and move at the right time.
The Three Kingdoms of the East Family, the Five Tyrants of the West River, the Five Good Ones of Nanzhuang, and the Seven Heroes of the Northern Suburbs, are indispensable.
Yang Xiaohe is delicate, with eighteen Arhats, Tan Buyan is enchanting, leading eighteen guards, Shang Qingyun is arrogant, following eighteen thugs, Liu Buchu is gloomy, with eighteen King Kongs, majestic and majestic.
As far as the eye can see, there are crowds, successful, unsuccessful, well-known, unknown, all in one stream, always among them.
Chen Yu hugged his daughter, accompanied by Chen Hai and Bi Yue, and also came to participate in the success or failure conference. At this time, a luxury car came slowly and stopped not far in front.
Chen Yu: Wow, look at this car, I'm going to faint......
Chen Yu took out his mobile phone to take pictures, excited.
At this time, the car door opened, Liu Bang got out of the car to hold an umbrella, Lin Feifei wore sunglasses, stroked her soft hair, and walked out of the car.
Bi Yue crooked her mouth, dumbfounded. Chen Yu was very embarrassed, but fortunately Liu Bang didn't look this way, he hurriedly turned around and disappeared into the crowd.
Liu Bang took Lin Feifei's hand and looked at the mountain.
15-15 Halfway up the mountain without a summit and outside the sun
Halfway up the mountain, I saw Nakamura Liujie coming down the mountain.
Liu Bang asked in surprise: Brothers, everyone is going to a high place, why do you six go to a low place?
Six masters: rural villagers, who like to be clean and impatient with hustle and bustle. We will go, and success or failure will be like a floating cloud for me.
Liu Bang: Brother Zhao, do you have any new works recently?
Zhao Peng: Why bother with new works, this vast sea of people, this drizzle, this towering mountain peak, this is a poetic painting, I just depict them for nature.
The six heroes left in style.
Zhao Peng's poetry——
In the wind and rain
In the wilderness of dangerous mountains, the breeze is lonely. The vast path opens a new step, and I love the rain alone.
Jiaohua smiled with tears, and her heart was self-evident. If there is no wind and rain in the world, Xiao Wanning.
Liu Bang listened to the poems, looked at their distant backs, and sighed with infinite emotion.
Liu Bang: They are persistent in their own opinions, they write and ink life, they seem to have no intention of success or failure, but they are already invincible, which is really envious and jealous, but they can't hate.
15-16 Halfway up the mountain without a summit and outside the day
Liu Bang turned around and wanted to go, and the nobody squeezed through the crowd.
Nobody: Liu Bang, you used to be a doorman and a madman, and you are also qualified to represent the Success School?
Liu Bang: The times abandon you, you will not say goodbye, people will change, we must adapt to changes, unremitting self-achievement, rather than always immersed in the past, unable to extricate themselves.
The four people who ate melons, because one person was holding two large watermelons, were already tired and sweating.
Melon-eating crowd 1: Come on, there is another good show to watch.
Nobody: Without further ado, recently, Lao Tzu has realized a set of magic skills in the game world. You can prick up your ears and listen to the name, it's called the obsession of lawlessness day and night, come on, let you taste the power of Lao Tzu.
The nobody's magic skills were used, and his body was constantly inflated, expanding like a leather ball, and he almost floated.
Liu Bang only stretched out one finger and poked it gently, only to hear the sound of "whoop", and the nobody's body continued to squirt, heading towards the top of the mountain.
Lin Feifei hugged Liu Bang and laughed.
Melon-eating crowd two: It's no fun, the thunder is loud, the rain is small, it turns out that the mantis arm is used as a car.
Bi Yuntian came out in crowd and blocked the way.
Bi Yuntian: This three-legged cat kung fu is really embarrassing. Liu Bang, what glory do you have when you defeat a nobody? You have the ability to fight with me for a hundred rounds?
Melon-eating crowd three: Great, there is another good show to watch.
Eating melons crowd four: I see people very accurately, never make mistakes, this kid is not simple, Liu Bang has suffered hard. If you don't believe us, let's bet on a watermelon.
Melon-eating crowd one: Get out of the way.
Melon-eating crowd two: Who bet with you.
Besides, they lose and win, what does it matter to us, can we eat watermelon?
Bi Yuntian: I think back then, I was like a fish in water in the Fortune Gang, but you led the crowd to destroy my job, and now I have become a beggar in the begging gang, and my status has taken a sharp turn for the worse, which is all thanks to you, you say, I don't fight for this dog's life, do you still keep it for the New Year?
Lin Feifei: You are idle, do not do your job, cheat, be lazy, and end up like this, you are also to blame, and you can't blame others.
Bi Yuntian: It's too late to say anything, my life is like this, what else can I become? Without further ado, you can taste the power of my "brave dog paw" first.
Bi Yuntian grabbed Lin Feifei.
Liu Bang blocked and hooked, and led one belt, Bi Yuntian made a deviation with his strength, and directly fell into a dog and ate.
Bi Yuntian got up and spit out the dirt in his mouth.
Bi Yuntian: I'll fight with you, let you taste my "hungry tiger pounce food".
Bi Yuntian was condescending and pounced.
Liu Bang and Lin Feifei did not move their feet, and the outside of their bodies showed a gap in the middle. Bi Yuntian happened to pass through this gap, and a sheep came to graze.
Bi Yuntian spit out the grass in his mouth, only to see Liu Bang and Lin Feifei holding hands and closing them together.
Bi Yuntian: It's tolerable, it's unbearable, let you taste my "Mount Tai Pressing Top" again.
Bi Yuntian stood on a high place again, looked at Liu Bang and Lin Feifei's umbrellas, and jumped down.
I saw Bi Yuntian flattening the umbrella, but he didn't press anyone. Liu Bang and Lin Feifei stood next to them, observing carefully.
Bi Yuntian: Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated, I'm going to make a trick, let you taste my "rhinoceros hitting the wall" again.
Bi Yuntian "mooed", climbed to a high place again, lowered his head and rushed down.
Liu Bang picked up Lin Feifei, jumped lightly, and jumped onto a rock behind him.
Bi Yuntian hit his head on the stone and fainted.
The first, second, and third people who eat melons laugh loudly: Heaven is evil, it is forgivable! Self-inflicted, not to live!
Melon-eating crowd four: The horse has a miscalculation, the person has a miscalculation, sorry, I lost my eyes. This person turned out to be a grass bud.
15-17 No peak, no peak
On the top of the mountain, the drizzle is at the beginning of the break, and the crowds are crowded, and the noise is endless.
The successful school faces the south and faces the north, the failure school sits in the south and faces the north, and the two schools sit opposite each other, revealing an open space in between.
The four melon-eating masses were smiling, looking around with wide eyes. In front of them, there were two large watermelons and a big iron spoon, ready to eat melons.
The host was well-dressed and screamed in the wind.
Moderator: Where there is a will, there is a way, the cauldron is broken, and the one hundred and two Qin Passes belong to Chu after all. Hard-working people, the sky is not bearable, lying on the salary to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu. I declare that the battle to win or break begins now.
The crowd applauded.
Moderator: Ask the world, who is the hero? Dare to ask which hero is the first to appear?
Person: I'll come first.
This man flew in, holding a frying pan in his left hand and a large spoon in his right hand, and his clothes were fluttering and majestic. Regarding, it is gold and not exchanged.
Zhao Jiuzhou: Unexpectedly, the fourth brother and the younger sister changed their doors and entered the success school, and they are no longer in my generation.
Nobodies can't wait to come out of the crowd.
Since you are so anxious to be reincarnated, then I will be a good person to fulfill you.
Jin Buchang: Who is coming, reporting the name?
Nobody: Who am I, who do you say I am, it's really a slut who forgets things. Don't let you taste Lao Tzu's power, you don't know that there is a famous character in Qiankun Town called Nobody.
Everyone snickered.
The nobody's eyebrows and eyes are pretending to be mysterious.
Nobody: Audience friends, don't blink, the next moment is to witness the miracle.
Before the words fell, I saw that the nobody was beaten out by Jin Buchang a frying pan.
Melon-eating crowd 1: Hehe, it's a miracle, it's really a miracle for us to see.
Melon-eating crowd two: Haha, nobody, this name really lives up to its name.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jin Buchang actually started advertising.
Jin does not change: the end of the world to be a guest, which one is strong, count and count, or Mr. Jin's noodle restaurant, one side is the most brilliant.
At this time, a person strode out, standing in the wind, with a fierce momentum, obviously coming prepared.
This person: Boy, don't be too arrogant, you must know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world.
Jin Buchang: Who is coming, reporting the name?
This person: I won, I became famous in one fell swoop, the whole world knows it, do I still need to report it? I lost, I was defeated, I disappeared, and it was useless to report.
Melon-eating crowd three: How profound these words are.
Crowd 4: Anyone who says this kind of thing is a person with great ability, which is worth everyone's expectation. Do you want to, let's bet again, just bet on one......
Before the words fell, I saw Jin Buchang waving the iron pot and bullying him. The man didn't say a word, and was also beaten out by Jin Buchang's frying pan.
15-18 No peaks are overwhelming
Jin does not change and wins again, and he is justified and rests. Immediately, the owners of the failed school, the Three Kingdoms, Li Defu, Zhao Jiuzhou, and Xu Qianhuan, defeated many successful people, each of them excelled in the field and showed off their might.
Mr. Zhang: It's a pity that the four major inventors, the top ten engineers, the top 100 social elites, and one of the best models have not arrived.
Li Defu: Whew, who would dare to fight me?
Mr. Zhang: No way, I'll come.
Li Defu: Whew! Sigh!
Mr. Zhang's move is "the wise are not confused", a move is "the benevolent are not worried", and a move is "the brave are not afraid", one by one, followed by a move "thirty and standing", a move "do not give in", and a move "teach people tirelessly", attacking again and again.
Li Defu was invincible, and after a rush to attack, Mr. Zhang, who actually beat him, retreated in defeat after defeat.
Lin Feifei said to himself: I want to break the sigh and keep giving him hope. Once there is hope, he will no longer sigh. Since you no longer sigh, why not be afraid of sighing for divine power.
Mr. Zhang: Li Dashuaiguo, I heard that your ancestor is the great poet Li Taibai, who is known as a poet. Li Bai is also a typical representative of our successful school, his poems, such as "look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person", "I want to fly with Yiyi and think of flying, and I want to go to the blue sky and catch the bright moon", "I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone", "There will be a time when the wind and waves will be long, and the clouds will sail into the sea", etc., how inspirational, how heroic, and how magnificent. You are dignified in appearance, with the style of your ancestors, you should join my sect, continue to carry forward, and write the glory of life, why did you go astray and fall into life with sighs? Isn't it sad!
Li Defu: Whew, stop saying it, these words mean nothing to me, and they only add to my sadness.
Li Defu thought that the jade bowl was beaten and his life was depressed, and he was already completely desperate, so he sighed and used his magic skills again, and beat Mr. Zhang out of the field with one palm, declaring victory.
Liu Bang saw that Mr. Zhang was frustrated and wanted to come to power to fight.
Lin Feifei hurriedly stopped and whispered softly: If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan. What a good way to measure Li Defu, just a little minion, the powerful character has not yet appeared, you are responsible for success, first self-esteem, self-defeating, how can we succeed in the school of success?