Chapter 16: (3) The Master Appears

16-8 No peak, no peak

In the laughter, Liu Bang was already standing in the field, and Liu Buchu was in a confrontation with the court.

Liu Buchu smiled on his face, but secretly lucked, used a great lamentation, and hit Liu Bang.

Liu Bang was calm and relaxed, and used the supreme magic skill - the three no magic skills, only to see a successful true qi, surrounded the whole body, and lamented that the gong disappeared invisibly.

Liu Buchu: What kind of kung fu are you?

Liu Bang: Three no miracles!

Liu Buchu: What are the three nos?

The highest state of human life and defeat lies in turning dispersion into one, turning the whole into zero, turning something into nothing, turning everything into invisible, but it can be used by me at critical moments. When it reaches the point of going with the flow and ripeness, it will enter the realm of supernatural and unfathomable. That is, to forget everything you have learned, to the point of integration, and then to create everything of your own, to turn something into nothing, to forget what you already have in the world, but to get what you don't have in the world. What is silent is better than sound? The sea does not speak, and all rivers return to it. The peach and plum do not speak, and the next is its own. The spring breeze does not speak, and everything recovers. The sun and the moon do not speak, and everyone looks up to it. As the saying goes, the cicada is high, only in spring and autumn, and the Beidou is silent, but it can stay for a long time. The key lies in your inner cultivation and the enhancement of your value. When you reach a certain level, you will be self-evident, not angry but mighty, not frightened, and gone. The sun shines on the earth, all things depend on survival, it is composed of dozens of kinds of light, but it is colorless, you can only feel its existence, but you can't see its existence, this is a kind of selfless realm, life is also, only to get such a kind of selfless guidance, not just to let others see themselves, and deliberately or against their will to change into a single color, this is the supreme law of success. Yes, i.e. known. None, i.e., unknown. Only by constantly expanding the known, constantly exploring the unknown, and applying what we have learned can we achieve the highest state of life.

Liu Buchu: After saying so much, I didn't understand a word. Hmph, the kid is rude, let you see how powerful Uncle Ben is.

Liu Buchu beckoned, and the eighteen King Kongs outside the court, one person and one loudspeaker, used the power of ridicule.

Eighteen King Kong held up the loudspeaker: Huh-hee-hee-he

The four melon-eating masses were shocked together and shouted: Is this the power of ridicule in the legend? It is said that the power of ridicule implies infinite internal failure and also softens the fighting spirit of successful people, which is really powerful.

Philip Lin: Protest, is this a foul?

Moderator: Protest is ineffective! For any successful person, if he can't even pass the hurdle of ridicule, and he can't even let go of the hurdle of face, then success will have no chance for him.

Philip Lin: Since it's okay to laugh, it's okay to encourage. Liu Bang, come on, you are the best.

Yang Xiaohe and others also echoed it, and Zhang Yuxue held the banner of the success school and waved the flag and shouted.

Member of the Drunken Eight Immortals: What's the best, he's a mallet. Come on, let's sing together, he, he, what is he? He, he, he's a mallet!

Eighteen King Kong held up the loudspeaker: Huh-hee-hee-he

Liu Buchu revealed his fierce appearance, forced out all the internal strength on the "Failure Treasure Book", broke the cauldron and sunk the boat, and wanted to break the net with Liu Bang. Liu Bangsan's magic skills are also full force.

I only heard a "boom", the ground shook and the mountains shook, and one of the two people stood and one fell.

It was Liu Bang who was standing.

Lin Feifei cried with joy and couldn't stop jumping. Liu Bang looks beautiful, but in fact, under the palm, there is also a suffocation in the abdomen, turning over the river and the sea, and he has lost half of his strength, and he is forced to calm down.

Liu Buchu was lying on the ground, weak and weak: I can't imagine that my generation of failed alliance leaders, self-proclaimed overlords, and tried their best to pull out the mountains and cover the world, and they were so embarrassed that they were defeated, what face did they have to see everyone in the ordinary world again?

Liu Bang: You are practicing the "Treasure Book of Failure", and I am studying "The Secret of Success", and the only difference between people is the difference in thinking. A person who has goals, is determined to succeed, has firm ideas, is indomitable, full of enthusiasm, and goes all out will eventually be outstanding, soaring, soaring, rising to the top, standing out from the crowd, and achieving fame. This time, you're convinced, right?

Liu Bang took out the "Secret to Success" from his arms and handed it to Liu Buchu: If you want to succeed, it's very simple, remove the word "no" from "impossible", and you're good to go.

Liu Buchu was unable to turn the book, a gust of wind blew, and he turned the book to the first page, and the book: Success Learning, Broad and Profound!

Liu Buchu: I'm bah!

Liu Bang: Your failure is really invincible. The reason why I can win against you is because I stand on the shoulders of those who came before me.

Liu Buchu: I'm bah!

16-9 No peak, no peak

The host burst into tears and shouted loudly.

Moderator: Race against each other, ask the world, who is the hero? Climb to the top, look at life, who else is me! I announce that the champion of the success or failure conference was born. The champion of this conference is Liu ......

One person shouted: Keep people in your mouth!

I saw a person walking with turtle steps, slowly emerging from the bottom of the mountain, revealing his whole body, and running.

Liu Buchu: Okay! He's here, and our failed school will be saved. It is said that my three junior brothers are very close to their mentor and have received the true inheritance, and their skills are unfathomable.

This person is not tall, not tall, not big eyes, no sideburns and hair, the top of his head is lush, wide and fat, staggering, three upper teeth are short, and his face is full of spring and autumn.

Liu Buchu: Third junior brother, it is all up to you to succeed in the Glory School.

Gao Cheng ate peanuts, "bang", let out a big fart, hehe, hehe.

Gao Chengcheng: I'm not as great as you, I just can't eat, so come to win a bonus and make extra money. Second senior brother, the peanuts I stole at the bottom of the mountain just now, as well as jujubes, walnuts, melon seeds, and hawthorns, can you eat them?

Liu Buchu almost fainted when he heard this.

Gao Cheng saw no one in his eyes, shook his head, and read the article loudly.

Gao Chengcheng: My teacher Wang Bazi Zeng Ri (

i): Ants still steal their lives, grasshoppers still dare to shake trees, rotten wood can still cook, dung can still be fertilized, garbage can still be sold for money, and sluts still have cheap lives. This is really a golden and jade good word, how can it be for me! My teacher Wang Bazi returned to the day (

i): Confucius has nine thoughts, but the highest state of failure has nine no's - not seeking progress, not doing business, not being famous, incorrigible, not knowing how to pretend to understand, not pretending to be capable, not pretending to be good, not being stupid and pretending to be stupid, not pretending to be dead. What is it to me!

The Success School: Too Much Deception!

Several people responded to the call, Gao Bucheng took out a few firecrackers from his pocket, took out the lighter, lit them one by one, and waved them out casually, impartially, these firecrackers fell into the pockets of several people.

High failure: one, two, three, four, five......

When I counted to "five", I only heard the sound of "touch", and several people's pockets exploded a big hole, and when they were in pain, they couldn't kick one by one, and kicked several people out of the field one by one.

Gao Cheng ate peanuts as if nothing happened.

Gao Chengcheng: Hehe, hehe, I heard that your Success School has a Four Heavenly Kings, and others respect them like gods, but in my eyes they are a fart.

Gao Bucheng said, pouted his buttocks, and let out an unprecedented, deafening fart.

16-10 No peaks are overwhelming

Emperor Qin, Han Wu, Tang Zong, and Song Zu are the four heavenly kings, who are highly respected, and when they see that they are not high, they treat their own generations as if they are nothing, how not to be angry, and they all appear together and come to Xingshi to ask for guilt.

Gao Bucheng stretched out his fingers, hooked and led, what a sight of no one.

Gao Chengcheng: Come one by one, trouble, let's go together.

Melon-eating crowd one: This person doesn't know whether he is dead or alive!

Melon-eating crowd two: This person is brazen!

Melon-eating crowd three: let go of such a big fart!

Melon-eating crowd four: eat too many peanuts!

The Four Heavenly Kings were also not humble and used their four congratulations and four joys.

Emperor Qin: The first Gong, the first to spend money like earth! The first joy, the world is unified!

Han Wu: The second Gong, rich and capricious! The second joy, although far away, will be punished!

Tang Zong: The third Gong, the wealth is rich! The third joy, the water can carry the boat!

Song Zu: The fourth gong, the waist is wrapped in ten thousand! The fourth joy, the yellow robe is added!

These four congratulations and four joys are really extraordinary, and they have the potential to turn the world upside down.

Gao Chengcheng: Good to come.

Gao Bucheng said, his palms exchanged with each other, and there was a shadow.

Seeing this, Liu Buchu smiled softly and shook his head.

Liu Buchu: Isn't this a chic bear's paw? The master is eccentric, and actually passed on this set of peerless palm techniques that are about to be lost to the third junior brother.

What is surprising is that Gao Bucheng waved his palms together, and with a gesture, he actually broke the congratulations of the four heavenly kings. Gao Cheng defeated the four heavenly kings, farting, firing, and laughing, which was extremely proud.

16-11 No Peaks Rise to the Top Outside the Sun

At this time, an old man has loose crane bones, and his appearance is ancient, standing in the field, like an immortal descending to earth. This person is the founder of Chenggong Academy, the chairman of Zhang's Group, and Zhang Sanpeng, the father of Zhang.

This Zhang Sanfang, claiming to be a descendant of Zhang Sanfeng, has been retired for a long time, loves Tai Chi, because of rhinitis, good sneezing, must hit three each time, so he gave himself a nickname - Zhang Sanfu.

Zhang Sanpeng: Where is Wang Bazi, why didn't he come?

Gao Chengcheng: I am a master of failure, this championship is none other than me, he is a bear or not.

Zhang San's poem: Who asks, Lian Po is old, can he still eat? Look at me, the dragon and the tiger are walking, and the sword is not old!

Gao Cheng doesn't like to play pranks, regardless of the severity, disrespects the old and the young, just wants to have fun, hurriedly lights a cigarette, takes a puff, takes out a firecracker, wants to take one, doesn't want to take two more, lights one and throws it out, and puts the other two in the pocket on his buttocks. This throw was really fast and accurate, and it was thrown directly into Zhang Sanfei's pocket.

Gao Chengcheng: Hey, hey, one, two, three, four......

Gao Cheng counted and suddenly screamed loudly. I saw that behind his buttocks, there was a burst of crackling, thick smoke billowed out, and hundreds of firecrackers were lit together, directly connecting his pants and trousers, half of them were blown up, revealing half of his buttocks, and he was embarrassed. It turned out that Gao Cheng was careless and threw an unlit firecracker to Zhang Sanpei, but put the lit one in his pocket.

Zhang Sanfei is not young, the fun is not reduced, and when he saw that Gao Cheng was so funny, he couldn't help laughing.

Gao Chengcheng: Woo, let you laugh for a while, woo, and then make you cry.

Gao Bucheng cried, and once again used his chic paws, and his legs ran up like wheels. Zhang Sanpeng opened the Tai Chi formation, overcame the rigidity with softness, and used his strength to fight, and in an instant, he shirked the power of Gao Bucheng, followed by successive moves, and knocked Gao Bucheng to the ground with lightning speed.

Zhang San's victory was in sight, and he asked loudly.

Zhang Sanphui: Convincing or not?

Gao Cheng wanted to cry without tears, and sighed.

High failure: I serve ......

Before the word "anymore" could be spoken, suddenly, Zhang San sneezed and sneezed three times in a row. Gao Bucheng talked about benevolence and righteousness, seized the opportunity, jumped up, sprayed, knocked one palm to the ground, two sprayed, kicked one foot on the edge of the cliff, and three sprayed, pushed it off the cliff.

Gao Chengcheng: I obey you a fart, I can't be a lot of tricks I haven't used, I was beaten by your old immortal just now, to say something you don't like to hear, the whole world, the person who can knock me down has not been born yet, however, whether you like to listen to it, or not to listen to it, this is all a fact. Just ask, am I a-eater?

Melon-eating crowd one: It shouldn't be!

Melon-eating crowd 2: You have lost!

Melon-eating crowd three: How can this be!

Melon-eating crowd four: Eat me a watermelon peel!

The melon-eating crowd threw half of the watermelon peel towards the field, which happened to be buckled on Gao Cheng's head.

Gao Cheng took a selfie on his head, and the watermelon skin shattered all over the ground.

High is not successful: the amount is not a gentleman, and the non-toxic is not a husband!

Fortunately, at the moment of falling off the cliff, Zhang San sneezed the third time, came to his senses, and when he fell, he was busy and grabbed a pine tree, which saved his life.

Zhang Sanyi sat on the pine tree, thoughtful.

Zhang Sanpeng: In the future, a guardrail should be installed on the edge of the cliff and written-Danger, please do not approach!