Chapter 17: I miss my sister-in-law too
Being so ridiculed by the Peng Demon King in front of all the demons, where could the Lion Camel King be indifferent, his face as white as flour instantly turned red, and he stared at the Dapeng bird on the back of the chair and said angrily: "You bird, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, believe it or not, I plucked your hair and put it on the fire to eat?"
The Peng Demon King let out a squeaky sneer: "You unplanted goods, if you really have the courage to do this, you should try it and see who eats whose flesh?"
The two demons are not purely fighting with each other, but they are really angry, they really have tempers.
The Lion Camel King stood up suddenly, threw the folding fan behind his head, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to dry. The wings of the Peng Demon King spread, and the wings, which were already more than a foot long, began to swell together with the body.
"It's not Tang monk meat, can you live forever after eating each other, or what, can you make such a big liver fire?" The demon let out a sigh, but it was the Jiao Demon King who was coiled on the chair. He didn't even look up, the dragon head rested on his body, looking extremely lazy, and when he spoke, only two long beards were shaking.
When everyone saw that he had the meaning to speak, they all looked at him, and the Peng Demon King and the Lion Camel King, who were originally planning to do it, also looked at him and wanted to hear his reasoning.
After he finished saying this, he had already forgotten the topic, and instead fell into some kind of memory, and said unhurriedly: "I think back then, I was still a little snake in the Qiantang River, and my favorite thing to do every day was to swim alone to the uninhabited water and grass in the dead of night, and look up at the brilliant stars." The galaxy is so beautiful, I look at it all night. ”
"In those lazy and casual days, my greatest wish is that no one disturbs my life, no one comes to eat me, and no fish bothers me, I look at the Milky Way and the sea of stars, and I just want to live quietly like this for the rest of my life......"
The speed of his speech was not fast at all, and when the demons heard half of it, they all scolded and told him to shut up.
Fortunately, all demons are used to this kind of thing, this old Jiao is this virtue, often talking and talking, and began to recall the past life, and he didn't play at the beginning, and he couldn't hear other demons talk at all.
The demons are so unreliable, the Bull Demon King is very distressed. As the head of several great saints, he felt that it was necessary for him to say a few words at this time and bring the topic to the point. After all, this time the demons gathered to discuss important matters.
But he suddenly somehow rose a resentment, and as soon as the words came out, they turned into complaints: "When I mentioned Xuanzang's monk, I got angry, let me and the monkey brother turn against each other, and made the good demon clan great sage a disciple of the Liberation Sect! The key is that this bald donkey has a vicious mind, and he actually partnered with that bullshit holy Buddha to deceive my brother, making my brother melancholy all day long!"
The Bull Demon King sighed, angry and sad, and said: "I think back then, we Seven Saints played and had fun together all day long, so uncomfortable. It's good now, I haven't seen that monkey in a hundred years, and I heard that he sits all day long in Huaguo Mountain, and he is very lonely......"
Speaking of this, the Bull Demon King's eyes turned red.
He thought that after saying this, the demons would at least take pity on the monkey, and then they would be angry with the enemy or something, and then they could get back to the topic.
However, this kind of brotherly scene did not appear, and all the demons looked at him blankly, as if they were curious about how he had a virtue with that old Jiao.
Lao Jiao was already deeply memorized, and at this time he was still muttering to himself: "I thought I would calmly accompany the stars until I was old." But one day I forgot the time, and I didn't leave until dawn, when a village girl who came to the river to make yarn appeared...... Ah, that village girl is so beautiful......"
The Lion Camel King took the opportunity to go to the back of the chair, picked up the folded fan that he had lost, returned to the chair and sat down, and quickly fanned it with what he thought was a personable gesture.
He glanced at the demons, thinking that the demons in front of him were rude, and he really couldn't compare with him, so he snorted proudly and said: "Time has passed, why mention the past? In short, now that the Immortal Court is powerful, we can't be like monkeys, blatantly fighting with them, I don't want to be crushed under the mountain for five hundred years, and I can only drink copper juice and molten iron when I am hungry!"
The Dapeng bird retracted its wings, and when he heard this, his eyes moved slightly, and his neck also twisted slightly, and said disdainfully: "You just go and eat the of the fairy court! I said what's going on today, such a big smell, it turned out to be out of your mouth!"
The Lion Camel King turned red and white again, and the green tendons on his forehead protruded: "You bird, shut up! What do you know? Over the years, you have left your homeland to go to the world, built caves in the mountains and wilderness, and roamed the mountains and forests, and you have not been troubled by the Immortal Court, but it is all because of the help of this saint, otherwise you would have eaten the big bird!"
Dapeng Bird was furious: "Eat your ancestors!"
The Bull Demon King stroked his forehead with his hand, thinking that he was afraid that he would not be able to open it.
His old cow is a rough demon, it's okay to let him fight, but it's hard for him to organize the demon heart. The big demons in front of me are cultivating well, but they are usually wild monsters, and it's no problem to eat, drink and have fun together, if you want to discuss something together, it's really a group of demons dancing.
"It's been many years, and one by one is still the same, and none of them have grown. The six old demons can't talk about going together, when will the 100,000 demons be able to twist into a rope?
When the Bull Demon King was distressed, a cold voice sounded in his ears, although the words were not good, but there was no sarcasm.
When the Bull Demon King heard this familiar voice, he couldn't help but be shocked, turned his head in disbelief, and sure enough, he saw a squatting monkey floating beside him.
"Seventh brother?!When did you come?" Bull Demon King was shocked, they hadn't seen each other for more than a hundred years.
Monkey King looked at the demons and said lightly: "I came when I wanted to come, and I still have to pick a day?"
The demons were already in a mess, and the Dapeng Bird finally got together with the Lion Camel King. The two didn't exert any magical powers, just like wild beasts biting and gangsters fighting, one rolled up his sleeves and punched and kicked each other, and the other kept pecking at each other with wings, making a bird feather. The other old demons hurriedly stepped forward to pull the rack.
Only the Jiao Demon King, as if he hadn't seen a demon fighting, still crossed over the chair and reminisced: "I'm a snake, how can I think a human village girl is good-looking, this really doesn't make sense." Everyone has different varieties, and the aesthetics should not be on the same level...... But what can I do, I just think she's good-looking, especially her-yarn posture, it's really beautiful!"
The Bull Demon King gave up half of his seat, cordially beckoned the monkey to sit down, and said with a smile: "Seventh brother, I'm glad you can come, what are you doing this time?"
The monkey did not sit with the Bull Demon King, but squatted on the armrest of the throne, and he said, "Come and see you." ”
The Bull Demon King was so moved that he almost burst into tears. It's rare that the brother himself is so miserable that he can still think about him as a brother and come all the way to see him.
But without waiting for the Bull Demon King to say anything, the monkey turned his head and glanced at him lightly: "Do you believe it?"
The Bull Demon King was stunned, why didn't I believe it, I originally believed it. But looking at you like this, I really can't convince myself to continue to believe...... Why is my heart aching?
The monkey didn't mean to take care of the Bull Demon King's mood at all, he jumped off the handrail and shouted to the demons, "Stop it for me, go back and sit honestly!"
Dapeng Bird and White-faced Scholar, already a feather flying around, a cloak with a broken robe, hearing the monkey's shouting, everyone's ears rang, and the demons turned their heads in horror, and saw the monkey was stunned for a moment: "Old Seven?!"
The sound wave hit, the Jiao Demon King's head shook, as if he had punched someone, he raised his head in confusion and straightened his slender neck, and when he saw the monkey standing in front of the Bull Demon King, he said in surprise: "Old Seven, when did you come?"
The monkey snorted: "When your pants fell off." ”
The Jiao Demon King was shocked, and immediately panicked, and hurriedly lifted his pants. At this time, he realized that he was now in his true state, how could he wear pants?
The Jiao Demon King looked at the monkey with resentment.
The Dapeng bird was busy collecting feathers, the white-faced scholar was busy arranging his hair, and the other old demons were cordially welcoming the monkey. But the monkey didn't have any idea of meeting with the demons cordially, and before the demons walked in, he said directly: "I'll just say one thing when I come over, after Li Ye has dealt with the matter at hand, he will come here, and you are ready to greet him." ”
The demons were stunned, and the Lion Camel King didn't care about tidying up his robes, so he hurriedly said: "This matter hasn't been discussed yet!"
The monkey glanced at him: "I didn't plan to discuss with you, I'm here to inform you." ”
The Lion Camel King was very unhappy, and his face sank, "I don't agree with this!"
With a thud, a huge iron rod slammed to the ground, shaking the seven mountains. also directly shook the innocent Jiao Demon King away from the chair, fell off the seat and fell to the ground, and his body curves were messy.
The monkey looked at the Lion Camel King and said coldly: "Look at my iron rod, I will give you a chance to reexpress your attitude." ”
"I didn't say anything. The Lion King turned and returned to his seat, took out a bronze mirror and set it up, and began to concentrate on arranging his hair.
The monkey took a trip to learn the scriptures, although the heart was very hurt, but the realm has entered a lot, except for the Bull Demon King, they are no longer opponents.
The Bull Demon King laughed, in order to relieve the serious and embarrassing atmosphere, he stood up from the throne and came over to climb the monkey's shoulder: "Since this matter has been discussed, it is rare for you to come here, why do you have to go to my place to sit, let's have a few drinks!"
The monkey put away the iron rod and nodded, and said in a rare and normal manner: "It's just right, I miss my sister-in-law too." ”
Bull Demon King: "......"
I thought we had a deep brotherly relationship, and you even told me that you actually missed my wife?
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Li Ye and others left the Gubeikou border pass and returned to Youzhou with Liu Shouguang and Huang Xingqin, who were mourning.
Li Ye, the cultivator of the Earth Immortal Realm of the Divine Sect, has not been killed, after all, he is twenty great masters, so he can be imprisoned first and try to rebel. Even if you can't rebel, you can bring it back to Pinglu to study it well.
The reason why Li Ye was able to win this battle was because he had timely insight into the tactics of the Divine Cult Monks, but he actually knew very little about the Divine Cult Monks, and it was necessary to have in-depth exchanges with the other party.
Liu Shouguang committed adultery with his mother-in-law, and his morality was very corrupt, but his humanity was not completely lost, at least he did not kill Liu Rengong. However, when Li Ye found Liu Rengong in the dungeon, he immediately overturned his conclusion, Liu Shouguang is indeed inhumane.
Because this guy didn't even give Liu Rengong food, the latter was already hungry and weak.
"King An...... Your Highness?" Liu Rengong, who looked haggard, blinked in disbelief when he saw Li Ye walking in the door.
After seeing that the other party was really Li Ye, this party was a festival envoy, who could be called the existence of the princes, and he actually rushed over in two steps, knelt in front of Li Ye and wept bitterly: "Your Highness! You are finally here, you are old and incompetent, and you are trapped by the rebel, so that Your Highness has seen the jokes, insulted the dignity of the court, and has no face to see your ancestors!"
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